Niche Fetish Graveyard

Brief topic of discussion involving the thread itself:

>>29469095

Should we use /name/ as the subject and have "Niche Fetish Graveyard" as the post header, and if so what should our initials be? I was thinking either /grave/ or /nfg/

>>29469775

/grave/ is a bit morbid, so /nfg/ for me.

I updated the pastebin for my Anatomy Lessons sequel but not sure if people are still up for more of that, it's here anywyay http://pastebin.com/YSxp5fW4

Stuff I seen in the last thread that I liked, mixed in with stuff I'd like to see/do:

>Body Swap
>All the way through/impossibly large size play
>Cloneplay/selfcest
>Flattening/Shape Changing
>Casual Public Sex Equestria

>>29469798
Should I label that as chapter 2?

>Flattening/Shape Changing
What is this, because it sounds a bit like inflation.

>>29469775
how about /niche/

>>29469845

Yeah sure

It's a close relative of inflation but in the opposite direction and mixed with inanimate tf stuff look up "flattened" on derpibooru to see what I mean, I don't have any pictures saved or anything. Ponies getting flattened into helplessness, losing their shape and ability to move. It's like a very autistic take on power play.

>Using Fluttershy as a literal doormat
>Spa ponies used as towels
>Daring Do flattened by a boulder and being found by someone else much later-taken as a trophy

>>29469866
Sounds a bit like cartoon physics as a fetish

>>29469875
Basically.

>>29469875
Basically yeah, that's it in a nutshell. As I said, it's all about removing power and agency, same as my "safe guro" kink. I just think about it in a really weird way.

Funnily enough, inflation-a much more popular take on it- is a bit meh to me. Doesn't do it, most of the time.

>>29469918
I think it might be fine if kept to very specific ideas, but I don't think this thread should turn into a catch-all for fetishes that have been moved to /trash/

>>29469927

I get what you're saying, but I think flattening would be fine here because it's niche enough that it wouldn't get its own thread even in /trash/, whereas inflation would.

>>29469798
I think we oughta have a running list of fetishes that got a positive reception and no content made.

Adding to list:
Spouse husbandry
Magic drain

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>>29469733
Oh, it's back

Again

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>>29469845
Pic related. One of many I have saved.

It's more or less cartoony flattening. Can be played either sexually or not.

>>29469866
That's one angle that can be used. Personally, I'm not that big a fan of "immobilization flattening" as it limits what can be done with the flattened character. If they can still move, that really opens up scenarios (reaction to being flattened, flexibility, interaction with other characters, etc.) that would otherwise be limited.

>>29469918
Yeah, not a fan of inflation, either.

>>29472112

Yeah that's a great example pic and that guy does amazing stuff.

I was just giving my personal favourite take on it; you're absolutely right that the "victim" can still be mobile afterwards. I just like the idea of people/ponies being reduced (usually temporarily) to objects, basically.

Damn I'm right in the mood for this now. Maybe I'll write something.

>>29471668
The contempt of anon's is also my fetish, it's why I'm posting so much about bizarre autistic kinks

>>29472257
My fetish is ponies having contempt for Anon.

>>29472736

Only if they're being Tsundere

>>29472781
That's fine too, but them just hating/mistreating/whatever Anon does it for me.

Being henpecked is my ultimate sexual fantasy.

>20 posts in
>page 10 twice
WE DEAD?

>>29475206
lots of ideas doesnt mean much when you have so few content creators

Figure I'll toss in my flattening fetish story in case anyone wants to read it.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/306006/fight-club

>>29475610
>breaking the rule

>>29475610
Remember reading this, great story m8. Particularly like how flattening has consequences and isn't just a five second kind of thing.

Are you planning on doing another story?

>>29469733
pokemon graveyard

So since my latest gore stuff has gotten zero reaction I might swap to either flattening to spread (dohoho) the love, or bodyswap potentially with a literal brain swap because hey I still have my kinks

>Twilight gets carried away with Science
>Swaps Pinkie and Rarity
>Rainbow and Scootaloo
>Fluttershy and Angel
>Applejack and an Apple

Shark fetish?

>>29477850
On Valentine's?

>>29477850

RGRE has a story with a shark pony

>>29465161

>>29478459
Wait, that's right. Time for the most niche fetish of all: romantic intimacy in a comfy setting having a Valentine's meal together followed by tenderly holding her hoof.

>>29478541
My fetish is a date that goes well.

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NEVR FERGIT

>>29476896
>Bodyswap
Interested

>>29479793
Any particular scenario?

>>29478541
You disgust me.

>>29476896
>>Rainbow and Scootaloo

This would be fun. I've seen a few stories like this on fimfiction, with various premises.

>>29479986
I'm a bit new here, so I'm inclined to leave it up to you.
Although, of the pairings you mentioned earlier, I'm a sucker for anything involving Pinkie and Rarity.

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Littlepip tf and petfagging

>>29479986
Something less conventional than the ones here >>29476896

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Mars Miner raping Anon

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Does anybody remember this? Could we get some green about her?

Sorry about the .jpg, the PNG was too big.

>>29478541
Woah there, buddy.

I once got commissioned to write a story about Twilight getting turned into chewing gum. In the course of events AJ chewed her and swallowed before she was passed out the other end and inflated by a fart before popping..... It was an odd one for sure but they loved it when I finished so I guess I did a good job.

>>29481282
The weird stories are always the best.

>>29478475
>MFW no more shark

>>29476302
Thanks.

>like how flattening has consequences
That was the whole reason it went from a oneshot to a 96,000 word thing. I'm a fan of it being a sort of "normal" thing within a universe.

>another story?
I would like to write a sequel about Midnight joining the Night Guard and dealing with their newly revised training methods, but given how long the original took to write eleven months and the niche reception it got, I'm hesitant.

I do have a few oneshot ideas rattling around, but I always have ideas rattling around.

>>29481282
>Not posting it

>>29483315
Fair enough. I can't force you into writing a new story, because at the end of the day you should be writing because you want to, not because you feel obligated which is why I'm in the middle of a long break from my non-pone safe guro stories, to get the desire back . But I'll always be checking your pages just in case, that story owned.

>>29484065
Read at your own peril
https://aryion.com/g4/view/285462

>>29480647
I remember reading a story where that little fucker ended up using a mare's I can't remember which, it might've been a changeling vagina as a home for a night.

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>>29469733
>tfw there used to be a couple writefags who would take really bizarre fetish requests
>tfw they're all gone now
Like grains of sand through the hourglass.

>>29476896
that would be one stupid apple

>>29469733
Is there a word for being interested in fetishes without finding them erotic in the slightest?

Clone Fetish.

>be Twilight
>research spell for telepathy between yourself and the other elements in case of emergency
>the 'share thoughts' spell seemed promising
>cast it
>can't hear friends' thoughts
>try it out by focusing your thoughts and transmitting it to a friend
>try Rarity
>nothing
>try getting a thought from Rarity
>you get not so much her thoughts as you do her knowledge
>you can't stop it
>years of dress-making, gem identification, experience flow into you
>oh Celestia it feels so good
>you start touching yourself
>bring yourself to climax as your head pleasantly buzzes with the warmth of a life downloaded into it
>fall asleep in the afterglow

>meanwhile

>be Rarity
>designing a dress
>stylish as fuck
>elegant as shit
>suddenly a headache
>the headache gives way to a pleasant warmth
>a sexy warmth
>forget how to design dresses
>rub self
>forget what precious gems look like
>keep rubbing
>forget the names and faces of your friends and family
>almost there
>forget how to read and count
>orgasm
>lay there chuckling and drooling on yourself because you don't know how to do anything else anymore

>>29484868

I'm still here-Just not seen anything that made me go "oh, I should try that", outside of the ones I mentioned here >>29476896
. If you have any suggestions then do tell-the discussion of these weird kinks is really interesting to me. Speaking off...

>>29485294
I don't know, but I share the sentiment. I find that a lot of people find transformation erotic. I never have, but it's still one of my favorite threads on the board. Are you interested in anything posted in these threads so far without being aroused? If so, what do you find interesting?

>>29486223

Example of something I find interesting without finding it "Hot" per se. Would want to see more though.

>>29480494
/r/ing this

>>29476896
>>Applejack and an Apple.
lulwut

>>29487632

>You are Applejack
>Or rather, Apple-Jack
>And you've never felt more at...peace
>You're currently sitting on a table in Twilight's castle
>You don't know how she did, but good lord did she do it
>You'd thank her, but you're not really doing much talking right now
>Nope, you're just too busy being the juiciest darn apple in all Ponyville-heck maybe even all Equestria
>You can't see yourself, but you can imagine yourself, a shiny red little ball of perfection
>After years of worrying about the farm, your family, your friends, you now have not a care in the world. You are at one. You are whole.
>You have become Apple
>You sigh happily, at least in your mind
>Yup, this is the life...

>You are Spike
"Twilight, why is there an apple with a brain sticking out of it in the kitchen?"
"And why was Applejack laughing manically about revenge just there?"

>>29480647
>vore

Then ther was that disgusting and now thankfully dead Strange Waifu Thread.

Fuck that shit.

It was like Monster Girl Encyclopedia, but with ponies.

Fuck.

>>29488985
i used to enjoy the strange waifu thread. i forgot why i stopped lurking it. it seemed to turn into a goo pony and vore general.

>>29489688
hello

>>29486223
And just like that, Twilight became a Mindflayer.

>>29469733

>>29490516
so you suppose since a lot of the creatures in the show are based on D&D monsters that those could exist as well?

>>29490705

>There will never be an MLP episode where a mindflayer eats the main six's brains

Fug

>>29490931
It might happen. It's not like it hasn't happened before in cartoons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yui4zkZQwCA
Then again, the Hub is considerably less fucked up than CN back in the day.

>>29490938

They'd never let anything that messed up happen on what is ostensibly a show for little girls. I can dream though. Or perhaps write...

I'm honestly a bit surprised there hasn't been at least a body-swapping episode though, pretty standard cartoon trope and prime material for having a moral at the end about walking a mile in their horseshoes

>>29490949
>there hasn't been at least a body-swapping episode
There technically was. The infamous MMC, of course. And you could count The Cutie Map in that case.

>>29490518

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>>29490949
thats what i assumed princess spike was going to be. i was so hype.

little did i know what horrors actually awaited me.

>>29490949
>it's a body swap episode
>but the characters keep their original bodies' voices because DHX thinks little girls are too stupid to know Dash and AJ swapped bodies
Why would you want that?

I know danger and living on the edge is a fetish, but pg 10 is too close.

>>29494063
whats the proper way to edge

>>29469733

how many people dabble in drawfaggotry?

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I want to be the little pony pet

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>>29495088
pocket pony

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>>29496069
for you

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wouldnt it kind of hurt to be scritched by a giant hand?

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>>29496121
it would be extremely painful

>>29489100
Strange waifu was one of the few good things on the board for the longest time.
And then it was goopone, snakepone, thingpone, and nothing else. That killed it.

>>29486223
For the love of god more.
I did not know I had this fetish and I now need more.

My fetish is the dads of the mane six sleeping with members of the mane six who aren't their daughters.
Dash's dad fucking Pinkie, Twilight's fucking Applejack, etc, etc.

>>29497116
cuz im a father fucker, youre a father fucker, we such fuck eachothers fathers
fuck eachothers daaaads

>>29497123
Nothing brings a circle of female friends closer together like dadswapping.

>>29497332
Guess Applejack will just have to stay grumpy, then.
Unless brother count, too https://derpibooru.org/113356

>>29497370
Nah, she's the only one who gets to fuck five dads. She's getting the best deal and she knows it.
Everyone else has to settle for four.

Is hatefucking as good as it sounds?

>>29497611
It's the absolute worst fetish. Especially if it pertains to people you know. I would know.

>>29497611
>>29497619
I can confirm it's basically a myth.
Lovefucking beats it on every level.
Anyone got some really romantic lewd greens?

>>29497658
>romantic greens
>when you could have romantic prose

>>29497658
just my own unfinished one

>>29497660
It can be anything, man. It can be fucking javascript for all I care.

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>>29497666
>a romance in javascript
>Author: Notch

Could there be a subset of bdsm unicorns that take turns performing consensual necrophilia by killing, fucking, then magic reviving each other?

>>29498663
I bet if you look closely at Rarity's chest, you would find her collection of scars that she chooses to keep as a count of how many times she's been run through the heart by a knife.

>>29498663
I wrote a story once where Twilight facesat Flash Sentry to death and then revived him - consensually.

>>29497116
bump and seconding

There any pastebins to stories pertaining to Twilight butt/ponut? I don't do ass worship but something in that direction maybe.

>>29499610
ive been surprised by the lack of pastebin posts

>>29479729
>Wrong Pic.
>Pathetic words.
>Twifag
Fuck you faggot.

nein

>>29499610

I don't have any pastebins, but what is is you'd want to see if not ass worship? Just playing around with it? Fisting? Gaping it out? Plain old anal?

>>29495088
/r/ing this

>>29488974
Took me a while but my god...

>>29502115
clopped to that?

>>29502115
>>29502126
Nope. Took me a while to understand what the fuck it was.

>>29502140

decapitated by a wire?

That's hot

>>29502115
>>29502140
>>29502233
I feel like you need to be put on a list somewhere...

>>29502315
i feel like youre breaking GR2

>>29502315

It's cool, she's an Alicorn. No harm done.

>>29501272
Playing with it to anal is fine.

I just thought of how little I see of it and if the fetish fellows might know of any thing.

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>>29476896
>Applejack and an Apple

Yeeeeees

>>29503281
>vore

bump cause come on

>>29504450
cum on what

>>29504500
A great work of art.

>>29503281
>vore
>dat detailed Twi belly, dough

>>29503281
>vore

>>29505252
It is a nice belly.
I certainly wouldn't mind dying inside it.

>>29503340
>>29505252
>>29505262
Food transformation vore, much rarer.
>>29505303
Twi has a 10/10 belly. Just the right amount of pudge.

>>29505621
More a fan of griffon bellies, personally. Though we shouldn't let vore overtake this thread.

>>29506289
Why not? Vore is a niche fetish. Especially digestion.

>>29506292
IIRC, Scruffy deletes vore threads.

>>29506292
because it already has a pony general on /trash/ and was named in the OP as a "do not"
>>29506349
also this.

>>29488974

>You come across Twilight as she stands there, trying desperately not to move
>You tease her by stroking her cheeks and even kissing her
>You stroke her marehood which she can no longer feel
>She is powerless to stop you as you take your pants off and go to town on her ponut
>She yelps, not because she feels anything, but because you're rocking her body as you thrust in and out
>You carefully turn her head around so she can watch you as you go
>You stare into her panicked eyes as you cum inside her ass

>>29506755
would she want you to hold her head like a camera so she can see everything youre doing?

>>29507295
No, she would be dead.

>>29507410
she is immortal

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>>29469733
Does Dark Equestria count as a fetish? I'd like to know whether anyone has any of the deleted stories linked from http://pastebin.com/PLfM56dS.

>Aschenbach
>4. Stories written with text starting with a right-facing arrow - http://pastebin.com/QyUdfFNW

>Lavenci
>10. The Last Greentext Ever - http://pastebin.com/KXbMvDRg

>Saint Mellen
>2. Distracted - http://pastebin.com/agdiySvF
>3. Excerpts (wildcard) - http://pastebin.com/5pTEVrNs
>4. Marehood - http://pastebin.com/NWWrXtPd
>5. Sometimes I like to shit all over the thread just because I can - http://pastebin.com/1wtL2w1n
>6. Disproportion - http://pastebin.com/f3vwLe9Z

>>29469733
Does rape count as a niche fetish? I'm still wondering what the "fucked" rape green mentioned at >>29467210 (which apparently spawned Derpibooru image 1147627) is.

>>29511601
what is it?

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>>29497116
I take it you're a fan of Kanashiipanda's work?

>>29498663
Sort of related:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/7772/cloppy-pasta
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/213681/celestias-surprise-for-twilight

>>29498716
Which versions, and in what species form? Also: link?

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>>29512878
From an old OP pasta:
>a place for dark prose stories. Here we ask ourselves what Equestria would be like if it were just as corrupt and flawed as our own world, which causes our favorite ponies and their lives to change in fascinating, strange, and sometimes disturbing ways. Stories tend to be character based and avoid humans.

But really it seems to be mostly foal rape.

https://derpibooru.org/236529
https://www.fimfiction.net/blog/80985/the-secret-origin-of-tarnished-silver

>>29513019

Second story there is fucking great if you like the Anatomy Lessons story/fetish, really well done

>>29513206
Another, similar one:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/109406/feed-the-reaper
(And possibly others by terrycloth; I haven't read all of theirs.)

>>29513206
>Anatomy Lessons
I Googled it.

>specific incidents/accidents that could happen to an immortal main six. Extreme prank war, RD flying into some cheesewire, Twilight on a diplomatic mission to a cannibal zebra tribe, ect.

Sort of related:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/247247/twilights-discovery
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/249975/best-pool-ever

The latter is apparently taking guest submissions; but unfortunately is only rated Teen. (Like MLP Time Loops, another story with inconsequential death.)

>>29513130
not necessarily a fetish i guess, but it is a niche idea. im sure theres fetishes involved with it though, so do as you please.

>>29513408
Forgot post link:
>>29365378

Also:
>>29366655
>Candy guro/vore. Ponies transforming others into sweet treats, rather is just be just fully becoming a pie or still a pony but made out sweets, and then eating them.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/363229/feast-of-victory
(Of course, for all I know that anon is the one who commissioned the story.)

>>29513427
no vore mang

Anon fucking a stallion that's just a little bit bigger than him

>>29514412
that has so many interpretations anon

>>29514419
like the stallion's body is around the size of a real horse

>>29514437
so anon with a real pony

>>29511601
do you have any synopsis, completion status or list of fetishes involved in any of these stories?

>>29514602
All I know is what's in the paste; I didn't read them when they were online.

>>29512981
No.
Incest, anthro, and cringey dialogue.

>>29513019
>which versions
I don't know what that means.
>what species form
Ponies.
>link
http://pastebin.com/1AMEQsNg

>Tfw no green on my dried saliva sniffing fetish

>Tfw no green on my milkshake tossing fetish

>>29515398
>incest
best fetish
>anthro
granted
>cringy dialogue
thats done as a satire of hentai dialogue

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>>29515440
>>29515444
explain

>>29515453
I can't into incest, and I don't care WHY he's doing the hentai dialogue, he's still doing it.

>>29515457
Thing I acquired back when I was a prepubescent tard where whenever It came time to jerk off I would always imagine the smell of semen being similar to dried saliva than bleach (would drool all over my sheets because I masturabted weirdly on my stomach). In hiigh school I'd lick or bite the back of my hand, dry what was on it with my chin and smell the everloving hell out of it. Been giving myself hi kiss since then and the mark hasn't faded yet.

>>29515549
Write something with this fetish, you giant weirdo.

>>29515457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zI-1fWvbYQ

>>29515549
thats an interesting development. ive talked to someone who used to use soap as anal lube and thought the burning was just a part of having something go up your ass. he associates the burning with pleasure now

Mare worship.
Everyone reflexively bowing to them, obeying them, giving them whatever they want, thinking only of their pleasure, etc. etc.
Especially villainous mares, or random ones who don't have high social stations and such.

>>29480647
I like this.

Is _pee_ considered niche? I mean, we haven't had a thread about it in years, and it commonly gets boo'd off a thread if you bring it up...

>>29515920
piss is on the list iirc

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This

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>>29515959
dont even know why this gave me a boner.

>>29469733
>fat is extreme and controversial
That reeks of people living in a hugbox where they wanna ignore the real world to me, but w/e.

>>29515959
>>29515976
Maybe related
http://pastebin.com/HR7v9gMG

>>29515978
fat is one of those things you either like or it makes you puke. theres no middle ground.

it also has its own general already, causing it to be redundant to begin with.

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>>29515959
>the queue of mares lining up for the female bathrooms right next to them recoils in horror as the colts start merging the two lines together

>>29515997
very nice, ill add that to the pastebin later.

so the spell seemed to turn them all gay. thats interesting.

>>29515562
The characters would probably have to do something ultra specific in order for this to work well.

>>29515663
Heh, well at least his insides will smell nice if some guy put his dick in there.

>>29515998
The middle ground is chub, but fair nuff on it having it's own thread.

>>29516091
>spells changing sexuality
Idea: Somepony casting want it need it on their genitals.

>>29515398
They're not all incest and anthro, though I'll grant that most of the Night Light ones apart from the series with Nightmarity are anthro.

>>29516788
All the same, I don't like him.
If you like him, that's fine. You don't gotta defend him to me.

Today's random niche thought: Casual dirty talk/obscene language

>"...so then I said to him-oh hey Anon! Come sit down, Pinkie's baking a cake for us!"
>"Hello, Anon, it's good to see you!
>"Yeah, so anyway Twilight, I said that my ass was hungry for his cock, so after lubing him up-"
>"Did you use your tongue?"
>"Come on Twilight, you know I don't miss an opportunity to taste a bit of dick."
>"Or cunt. Remeber back in Cloudsdale last week?"
>"You're almost as slutty as Rarity sometimes, you know that Twilight? Yo Pinkie! Smells good as always!
>"Thanks girls! Hope it gets the taste of cock out of your mouth, cumdump! Oh,Hiya Anon! You ok?"

>>29516920
Does Anon talk dirty with them, or is he put off by their impropriety?

>>29513408

This sounds really nitpicky but "inconsequential death" isn't quite my bag, which is why I've not really commented on or written about the various requests for casual necrophilia. I'm more about the physical, explicit gore, and would rather the subject be alive both through it and past it. It's a very specific subcategory, like a more graphic, and sometimes permanent, version of the "modular" kink that's around (aka being able to detach body parts at will)

>>29516980

Up to you really. I imagine him being pretty embarrassed at first, then trying to join in, but simply unable to keep up with their prodigiously filthy mouths.

>>29517048
I'd prefer him to be a prude about sex stuff in general, and the ponies take the opportunity to sexually harass him in subtle, deniable ways, getting their kicks out of the irony.

>>29517048
>Anon joins in
>"Did you see Rainbow take it up the ass last-"
>"What the hell, Anon?"
>"The fuck?"
>"Anon, are you trying to slander Rainbow? Because it's not happening, sweetie. Now get the fuck out."
>"So anyway, that one time when I was taking it up the ass with Rainbow from these two *gorgeous* stallions, I just..."

Anything less than waterboarding to bond is baby stuff, Holmes.

Sherlock it, I guarantee you can't find it as quickly as I can.

>>29516980
hes a rich britbong.
"I dare say, what a vulgar display. Harumph!"

http://dontthinksobuckaroo.tumblr.com/post/157441429580
The first image.
Mare cloaca.
I am confused and aroused.

>>29517788
cant even find dragons with cloacas and this guy is putting them on mares.

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>>29496937
We could still start up Strange Waifu threads again if people are interested.

>>29515920
>Anon in pissquestria
>All of the ponies seem to have a piss fetish
>They love to drink it, they love to be showered in it, they love to have their orifaces pissed in
>They're frustrated that Anon seems to have such a strange aversion to urine
>They sort of understand not wanting to drink it, but not letting anypony drink his is just selfish
>They decide that if he were exposed to it, he'd understand
>They tie him up in the mare's room and leave him in there for a few hours to get well acquainted with it

>>29518786
I know I sure am, but I'm only one person.

>>29515920
>>29518827

From the last thread:

>"Anon, come quickly!"
"Hey what's up girls-"
>"No time to explain, Anon, hurry!"
>You're practically dragged to Twilight's castle by all six of them
>Anytime you ask what's up, they just say some variant of the above
>"Just trust us and hurry, no time to explain!"
>"Please, Anon..."
>And so on
>You're dragged to a small room
>"Quick, someone get a pot!"
>"Ah got it, Twi, here!"
>Twi levitates it to the ground, sweat pouring from her brow
>"I just hope we're not too late!"
"Uh yeah, mind filling me in now on what exactly-"
>"Just do exactly what I say Anon, you may be our only hope! Please, drink this!"
>She hands you a vial of some sort of clear liquid
"What is this stuff? Looks like water"
>"Anon, please dear, just drink it already!" whines Rarity
"FINE JEEZ"
>You drink it
>It tastes of water, too
>"Good, now just keep drinking" says Twilight
>You look over your shoulder and see a metric ton of the stuff in barrels
"What-"
>"Ok, now please, pee into the pot!"
>You stare at her
>"We need you to pee harder than you ever have in your life. Even if it goes onto the floor, or my hooves"
>"Ah can drink it if you start overfilling the jar" offer Applejack
>"For the sake of the world"
>The others all nod their heads gravely
>"Yes, we all can, so don't worry." continues Twilight.
>"Feel free to aim it all right into our mouths.Please, for Equestria!"
>You don't
"This is about your weird kink again isn't it"
>"Stop wasting time with your paranoid theories Anon, we need your human urine!"
>"Yeah Anon,we really really really really REALLY need it..." says Pinky
>"Every last, delicious, steaming drop..." mutters Rarity
>You look around
>They all stare hopefully at you
>Fluttershy licks her lips

...

>"Anon please, don't go! The fate of Equestria is at stake!"
"Piss off you weirdos"
>"Did he say piss?!?"
>"He's ran off"
>"Ah, shoot. I told you we should have given him more water first"

>>29518902
I'm interested too. The more important question is whether any writefags or artfags are, I guess. The last few threads were way too much bumping and too little content.

>>29518902
i think people are missing the point of this thread. theres a lot of specific ideas like that one that interest a few people, but not enough for it to sustain a thread on its own. at least not anymore. despite the name its not just for fetishes, its for niche ideas.
if anyone wanted to take up that mantle, im sure they could write here.

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>>29518906
>"FINE JEEZ"

>>29518916
i dont think theres any drawfags here, and theres only a couple writefags

>nein

>>29520730
ten

>>29522019
indeed

>>29515549
>I masturabted weirdly on my stomach
Glad I'm not the only one that does that.

>tfw your sheets have to have a certain silky texture in order to have 10/10 climaxes

>>29523712
do you just dryhump your bed?

I wonder how many Niche Fetish ideas have been accidentally claimed by the Flutterrape thread? With Fluttershy trying everything possible to boff Anon, there's been some weird ideas used. Usually with the punchline "Is this your fetish?"

>>29524199
its as old as the simpsons, so i imagine so

>>29524199
My fetish is Fluttershy successfully raping Anon, and her friends laughing at him and supporting her.

I like shark mare fetish.

>>29524203
To hold that belief, you clearly are not as old as the Simpsons. MLP FIM, and the board, here, is about, what, 5 years old? I hope you're not typing from your phone, as well. Shouldn't you be getting ready for school?

>>29524961
are you really taking a figure of speech so literally?

>>29524927

>Anon tries out the Strange Waifu Speed-Dating service
>You're seated at a sparsely-populated restaurant
>And you're starting to question the wisdom of your decision
>"Oh my, aren't you a big slab of meat"
>Ok. So. This pony is clearly a shark
>She's casually leaning over the edge of a small glass box of water, her hooves dangling freely
>Shiny, light blue skin glistens with water, as does her pink mane
>Her eyes are large and black as coal
>In place of the normal pony tail is a large, finned shark tail, drooping lazily in the water.
>And obviously there's her grin, like a very dangerous Cheshire cat.
>You're a little intimated..but curious
>"So, what's your deal?" she asks. "Never seen something like you before."
>"Likewise"
>You can't take your eyes of her razor sharp teeth, which are on full display
"I'm a human. Only one in equestria?"
>"Ah, endangered then? Shame..."
>She's still grining at you as you ponder that last statement.
>"And your name is...?"
>Oh, yeah.
"Anon."
>"Merrytooth. Charmed"
>Of course
>"I hope our food isn't long. I'm absolutely...ravished"
>A thick, longue tongue licks her front teeth. You're amazed she doesn't cut herself
>You wonder what shark-ponies even eat. Do they even serve meat here?
>Oh, she's waiting for you to say something now
"I, uh...where are you from, then?"
>Top banter, Anon
>"Why, the sea, of course. Have you ever been?"
>"I'm still kind of new to this place. I'd love to see it, though. Haha."
>"How droll. And you're "new" to this place, you say?"
>Merrytooth grills you for a while, asking about you and how you ended up here.
>She lets you do most of the talking, but the shark pony is definitely in charge of the conversation
>She leans her chin on her hooves, studying you in an amused, yet detached manner
>You can see her tail slowly moving left and white in the water behind her.
>Not what you were expecting from a shark.
>Where sharks cold blooded? You forget.
>How would that feel if you two...

>>29525128
>shark
>she's in charge
Keep going.

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>>29525128
such a savant

>>29525128
>"Ah, food. About time, if you ask me."
>Your waiter puts your order of pasta on the table. Looks good.
>And then dumps a sackful of dead fish into Merrytooth's tank, before walking off
>She casually picks one up by the tail before looking at you
>"Bon Appetit"
>She bites it in half, chewing loudly and with obvious relish
>You daintily fork your pasta as she demolishes the fish
>If she had been somewhat refined before, she was holding nothing back now
>You feel some water splash onto your hair
>Every now and then she will glance in your direction, black eyes twinkling
>You wonder if she's putting on a show for you
>When you're both done, she sighs contently and leans back in her tank, resting her head on the back end
>The waiter comes back and enquires about the meal
>"Oh, wonderful. Compliments to the chef"
"Yeah it was..nice.."
>He leaves with your dishes
>Merrytooth is silent for a little bit
>Then she moves her hindlegs over the edges of the tank
>She slowly climbs out, landing gracefully on her hooves
"Uh, are you-"
>"Oh it's fine, Anon. We really only need a bit of moistening every now and then. This was just a bit of...theatrics. Puts off the closed-minds"
>You knew it
>The shark-pony slowly moves towards you
>You're at once drawn to her and compelled to run away
>The two instincts cancel each other out. You stand still as she approaches, her tail perked upwards
>You realize that Merrytooth is bigger than the average pony
>It's obvious when she puts her forelegs around your shoulders and leans in, face inches from yours
>Row upon row of razor-like teeth glistening like crystals
>She whispers into your ear
>"Your place or mine?"

Anyone got the link to that pastebin for the author the the AppleRape story, it's basically where you're anon, but for some reason AJ rapes you and continues her attempts while you try to have a relationship with Pinkie Pie

>>29525203
Hoping he'll leave the decision to her like a beta.

>>29525252
>Anon then shits himself and yells he's still a virgin before sprinting away crying
>His wizard powers were safe once again

>>29525262
Nah, he'll just stammer and not choose anything, and she'll take the reigns, as is proper.

I might continue shark-pone later but right now I'm just looking through the thread and writing what comes to mind because I'm procrastinating doing real life shit

>>29518827
>>29518906

>"H-Howdy there, Anon!"
"Hello, AJ"
>Applejack is at your door, with a barrel behind her
>She's visibly nevous
>"I, well uh, I just perfected our new cider recipe, and thought you'd...maybe like...a taste?"
>She smiles up at you
>You cock your head to one side
"New recipe, huh?"
>"Yup! It's mighty fresh! Just made it...there.."
>Behind her, a bush rustles excitedly
>Before you can say anything, AJ pours you a mug, filling it to the brim
>"Ho-wee, smells mighty fine, if I do say so myself.."
>She sniffs it, then quickly takes a gulp
>She smacks her lips together and sighs happily, staring into the distance
>"Yup...mighty fine brew, that..."
>She goes to take another gulp, but the mug is pulled into your hands by a purple glow
>You glance at the bushes, where you see a faint lavendor glow for a second before it dissapears
>"W-Well, drink up, partner! I'll just, um, pour myself a mug..."
>You stare into the yellow liquid as she quickly fills up her cup
"So...new ingredients?"
>AJ freezes
>"You could say that..."
>Her eyes are darting this way and that, faces scrunched up
"Can you say what?"
>"Definitely not fresh piss!"
"Bye, Applejack"
>"Oh come on Anon, just a taste! You'll love it!"
>You slam the door shut
>"Aw, shucks. Well, more for me"
>"Unlucky Applejack, I think we were really close that time. Hey, save some for me!"

>>29525128
>>"I hope our food isn't long. I'm absolutely...ravished"
"Here I thought I was the one supposed to ravish you.". Come on, Anon, step up your game.

>>29525228
https://pastebin.com/u/Aetherpony? Not sure that counts as niche; it was posted in the regular AiE threads, and Aetherpony was one of the founding writers there.

>>29525391
>filling a barrel
impressive

>>29519899
I meant the old /swt/ writefags. Or new ones if anyone is interested I guess. Might be worth trying to start up /swt/ again I guess to see if there's any interest. We had quite a bit of activity for a while last time the threads started up again.

>>29525203
I'm liking this. Feels properly strange. Please go on.

Off-topic:
>Tfw /vore/ got axed and people hoped it'd surviveon /trash/
>It didn't/

Atleast now we have a thread for some of the lesser dead fetishes.

Does casual eroticism count as a niche fetish?
As in, a character flaunting their well-endowed genitals without actually pointing them out. Just see a stallion working in an office and there's a big ol' mostly flaccid horsecock nearly dragging along the ground between his legs, and he's just chatting along with some coworkers. Kind of like informality without the inherently sexual activity aspect.

>>29525620
It's definitely hot and definitely niche, but I dunno how well that would come across in text if the focus is on people not paying attention to something. Seems like it would be great art. Maybe search for "casual nudity" on derpibooru or something

>>29525642
i second this. its certainly specific, but im not sure how well you could translate it into text. shame we dont have more any drawfags.

>>29526245

Suppose you could put it under the "Casual sex" umbrella that stuff like >>29516920 belongs to. I do like me some Casual Sex Equestria, and there's so many ways to interpret it.

>>29525511
I am one of the old /swt/ writers, but I'd probably only write more for a new thread if there was other content first. And it stayed away from goopone, snakepone, and thingpone.

>>29526657
CasualQuestia is good, yeah.

>>29527201
feel free to write here.

>>29527226
If the urge takes me.

>>29527356
i prefer to let the void take me

I always had a remote stimulation thing going on. Akin to "Plastic Pony Parts". Where this is an onahole/pocket pussy that projects sensations to a (usually unaware) female.

See: http://pastebin.com/u/Pony_Azathoth

Also googling "mahou no onaho" for the same concept outside of ponydom.

I'd love to see a PPP story set in EQG.

>>29528018
like voodoo?

>>29528022
Definitely a fetish Zecora could fit into.

>>29528022
https://derpibooru.org/tags/sexual+proxy+voodoo

>>29528022
Yes

>>29528079
And that's one of my favorite tags on there, but it'd be nice to see some more green for it!

>>29525642
>It's definitely hot and definitely niche, but I dunno how well that would come across in text if the focus is on people not paying attention to something.

That's part of why Anon and other HiE stories are so popular: they provide a viewpoint character who doesn't know about the world, so the reader can experience the world through their eyes.

HiE seems like the right approach for CasualEquestria, whether introduced via casual nudity, casual sex, or some combination thereof.

>>29518827
>>29518906
>>29525391

I don't want to enter your magical realm.

>>29528079
sounds like itd fit if you can find someone to write some green

>>29528018
>I always had a remote stimulation thing going on. Akin to "Plastic Pony Parts". Where this is an onahole/pocket pussy that projects sensations to a (usually unaware) female.

Are there any stories that feature entirely consensual versions of this? Perhaps a magical toy that Anon arranges for, to play with her while she's not home, or traveling?

>>29529023
>anon commissions a toy for twilight so they can still have fun when shes away on royal business
how romantic

>>29529092
Writing this now.

>>29486223
>be Twilight again
>wake up
>realize you know everything about your friend Rarity in incredible detail
>you figure you may as well try it again with someone else
>focus on Fluttershy
>horn glows

>be Fluttershy
>portioning out nuts and carrots for the animals
>Angel sits there, patiently annoyed
>suddenly, slam eyes shut
>headache
>try to recall difference between berries in dish
>can't
>your face blushes as a strange pleasure wells up within you
>try to recall what a berry is
>can't
>plop onto the ground and start playing with self
>look at measuring cup
>try to understand markings on measuring cup
>cross eyes
>focus
>FOCUS
>you can't make heads or tails of it
>giggle and then moan as you climax
>fall back in mindless bliss

>be Twilight yet again
>stay awake through orgasm
>realize you know everything there is to know about animal husbandry
>leave the library to surprise Rarity with what you've done, unaware that you've left her braindead

>be Angel
>Fluttershy stopped dividing up food so she could just masturbate
>watch her sit up, smiling
>drooling, unaware
>hop over to her, concerned
>watch her just slam her face into the dish she divided out and start eating your food
>sloppily, messily
>but still
>YOUR food
>leave indignantly, currently unaware that every animal in the forest outclasses her in intelligence while she's like this
>whatever
>she'll be fine

>>29530413
Fluttershy face down in mashed berries, getting more of it on her face then in her mouth (face, chest, etc) while she pleasures herself enthusiastically on the kitchen floor.
Damn it, that's close enough to my fetish.

hoofball anon where are you? ;_;

>>29469733
Muh dead niche fetishes:

extreme flexibility (e.g. contortion, Blossomforth)
Thingpone

>>29519899
I'm a writefag. Lately I have been only focusing on my multichapter fimfic story but I do search for the keyword "swt" on desuarchive regularly. Also school has been taking up all my time but after this week is up I will be able to focus on writings.

>>29530673
Pretty much in this boat.
Used to write for swt; keep my eyes open for revivals; but all my writing these days is focused on something else.

>>29530413
I can't get over how hot this is.

>>29530413
>be Twilight
>arrive at Rarity's boutique
>knock on door
>no answer
>knock again
>still no answer
>teleport to other side of door
>see Rarity
>she's sliding herself back and forth on a sheet of charmeuse satin
>dash towards her to stop her, lest she tear the fabric
>lift her up to get a better look at her

>be Rarity
>mindlessly masturbating on and off for like an hour
>see soft thing
>rub self on soft thing
>feels good
>hear knocking
>ignore
>more knocking
>soft thing
>pony appears
>pony lifts you up off of soft thing
>look into her vibrant eyes and giggle some mindless gibberish

>be Twilight
>look into her dull glassy eyes as she drools on herself
>it doesn't take a pony with 3 brains in her skull to figure this out
>got to reverse this
>hear hoofsteps
>"Sis what's going on?"
>it's Sweetie Belle
>maybe it's Rarity's shame, or your paranoia, but
>can't let her see Rarity like this
>intercept her in the doorframe
>"Hi Sweetie Belle, your sister wanted me to help her with something, and she wants it to be a surprise, so you should just go back to your room now!"
>this processing power really helps out
>she believes it
>goes back
>turn to Rarity
>she is now chewing on the expensive and beautiful satin
>carefully pull it out of her mouth
>Sweetie Belle snuck in behind you
>"What kinda surprise is this?"
>welp
>in for a penny in for a pound

>>29531115
>be Sweetie Belle
>go to talk to sister
>meet her friend Twilight along the way
>they're working on a surprise
>maybe a gift for you
>act like you're leaving so they can work on it
>nah
>sneak back in
>find your sister gnawing on fabric and Twilight trying to pull them apart
>ask what the hay is going on
>Twilight's horn just starts glowing
>"Now you tell me what's going on here!"
>glowing brighter
>still no answer
>"How come sister's like that?!"
>can't remember sister's name
>started to really freak out
>still no answer
>"Why? Glow?"
>horn glowing
>pretty
>slump down onto ground
>face curls into a smile as you mindlessly drool on yourself
>other white pony is rubbing between legs and moaning
>looks weird
>just sit there watching
>fun

>be Twilight
>whenever you sort this out, you'll look into only returning parts of their minds
>so they don't remember this horror show
>as enjoyable as it is
>feel like you can almost figure it out
>maybe with more brainpower the counterspell will just naturally occur to you
>can siphon intelligence via direct contact or can remotely extract from the other elements
>a plan forms
>now, who to drain first?

>>29531138
>>now, who to drain first?

Raw intelligence isn't enough. Need to borrow from someone with uncommonly common sense.

Applejack would be a bad idea, though, because she lives with others. Don't want a repeat of Sweetie Bell with Applebloom.

So, how about Pinkie Pie? What could possibly go wrong?

>>29531138
>first
Psh. Drain the whole town, with that much brainpower putting everything back right will be easy as accidentally mindfucking your best friends into sexual stupors.

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>>29531138
>drain self

>>29531138
You need more brain-power so obviously you need to limit the damage by starting with the highest levels of brainpower. Option 1- Serial Drain Moondancer, Trixie, and Glimmer. Not anyone under too much scrutiny, like the Princesses. Avoid Discord.
Option 2- Since you're the smartest there is you need to mass produce yourself and drain them. Mirror pond? Downside: a number of Twilight clones acting like brainless sex-mad bimbos. Their teleports will make them impossible to corral the way that you can lock Moony and the rest in a garage.

>>29531138
>be Twilight
>consider options

>>29531213
>consider draining Pinkie
>theorize that absorbing her mind would cause your personality to be subsumed by her ego
>reconsider

>>29531282
>consider just draining everyone in town

>>29531440
>starting with Moondancer
>very intelligent, may develop counterspell right away
>also lives alone, shouldn't leave a crowd
>teleport away

>be Rarity
>playing with self with soft cloth
>purple horse got bright and disappeared
>still just masturbating

>be Moondancer
>reading a book on the dangers of Psionic magic
>suddenly there's a bright flash in your study
>it's your old friend Twilight, who just teleported in here to your surprise
>"Twilight? What're you-"
>she interrupts you and starts walking towards you confidently
>"I don't have time to explain, I need your help formulating a counterspell."
>before you can say anything she tackles you and pins you down
>struggle briefly
>try to use magic to escape
>she blocks your attempts at both easily
>her horn glows, she presses it against yours
>you wonder why she's doing this
>you wonder who she is
>you wonder what all these square things with paper in them are
>you wonder how your pussy feels

>be Twilight
>just finished draining the wisdom from one of the smartest ponies you've met outside of royalty
>still can't figure out spell to separate intelligence once drained and divvy it out to their owners
>release Moondancer
>begin formulating next step of plan to restore your friends
>watch Moondancer masturbate brainlessly
>realize that in all your pursuit of knowledge you've managed to tune out the baser urges of your body
>realize how wet with arousal this entire thing has made you
>press Moondancer's face against your pussy
>shifting her head and face you manage to coax the mindless pony into figuring out how to eat you out
>her movements are sloppy and inexperienced
>but they get the job done
>releasing her wet sopping face, you step back and teleport to your next target

>>29531582
Clearly Twilight needs to consult with the three ponies most able to separate things that are stuck together.

What's a little commingled consciousness compared to tree sap?

Twilight already has one of the three, albeit not by choice. Drop by the other two, and perhaps you can pick up some common sense from Applejack, Big Mac, and Granny Smith in the process.

>>29531617
>drain applejack
>she's exactly the same

Great story though, really good stuff.

of course if I had written it there would be literal brain eating involved for extra hotness...

>>29531869
>Twilight just cracks some random on a big road and digs in with a fork and a knife
>"Wait. This isn't working at all."
>dies of horse kuru years later

>>29529023
>>29529092
>>29530399

>Be Anon.
>Twilight told you last week that she has to make a trip to Canterlot.
>Without you.
>Today.
>Princess of Friendship she might be, but dating is new and different.
>You're thoroughly enjoying your position as her research assistant for her new field of study.
>You told her as much, and she called you a dork.
>Then she kissed you.
>You asked her if she was going to write a friendship report about kissing.
>Her eyelids and her wings rapidly went in the same direction.

>The last time she went away for this long was an unscheduled save-the-world trip.
>You were completely understanding about it, but she still missed you all day.
>When she got back...
>It's a good thing Twilight is a naturally magical pony.
>You are both now disqualified as wizards.
>Twilight also discovers that her frequent-buyer discount at Quills and Sofas applies to replacement sofas, too.
>And that they can supply beds by special-order.

>You moved in not long after that.
>The two of you had passed the "get together as often as we can" phase.
>And quickly progressed to the "can't stand to spend any time apart" phase.
>Everything is more fun when shared.
>You may fall back to a healthy balance at some point.
>But right now, you're spending roughly every waking moment together.
>And the permanent smiles on both of your faces would do Pinkie proud.

>This time around, Twilight feels worse about being away for the day.
>Because this trip isn't to save the world.
>This is "just" some Princess business, and some meetings with friends as long as she's in town.
>You encourage her to go, and enjoy herself.
>But you'll be thinking about her all day.

>You tell Twilight you have a surprise for her today.
>She can't wait to see it.
>You tell her she'll get it during the day as a special delivery.
>To perk her up when she least expects it.
>Her curiosity and anticipation helps overcome her worries.

>>29532025

>You answer a few yes/no questions for her.
>No, it isn't a book.
>Yes, it's OK for her to get a present when you're not there.
>No, "perk her up" didn't mean it's a new kind of coffee.
>Yes, she should go ahead and enjoy it without you.
>Yes, there's a point to her getting it in Canterlot even though she has a full day planned out.
>No, you're not going to give answers other than yes or no.
>No, you're not going to keep answering boolean questions while she does an information-theoretic search of the space of possible presents.
>But you love her for being adorkable enough to try.

>You ask Twilight for a copy of her schedule for the day.
>She fishes her own version out of her bag, and a quick spell later, hands you a copy.
>You glance over it.
>Meticulous as usual.
>It even has an entry for breakfast with you checked off already.

>You walk her to the train station, and see her off with a kiss so intense you pick her up to do so.
>The kiss is so hot, nobody thinks anything of your supporting hand holding her up.
>You put her down.
>She gives you a severe /look/ for starting something you can't finish.
>It'd be more severe if it weren't mixed with a fair bit of loopy pleasure.
>You remind her that she has a compartment to herself on the train.
>"Why would that..."
>She trails off and turns red as she realizes what you're
>implying

>When you get home, you carefully open and close the door with your left hand.
>You head directly for a particular closet, and fish out a box.
>You run the fingers of your right hand along a gem on the box.
>The gem starts to lightly glow.
>The glow starts to spread to the rest of the box.
>You set it on the coffee table while you wait.

>>29532032

>Now that you have the use of both hands again, you check Twilight's schedule.
>You sketch out a plan.
>You'll use her "surprise" in the middle of activities where it's OK for her to be distracted without too much impact.
>She'll realize what's going on partway through the day.
>Twilight will still have to concentrate to avoid revealing anything, but you know she's capable of it.
>Yours is a thoughtful kind of devious.

>You hear a "ding" from the box.
>It stops glowing.
>You open it, and hear a slight hiss.
>Inside, you find the item that required some late-night arrangements and hushed conversations to obtain.
>They'll be available in the tinted-window shops in Canterlot soon enough.
>But for now, you're trying out the only production-candidate model.
>Which means not even Twilight could know that these exist.
>Even if she were inclined to visit those kinds of shops.

>The researchers said they'd started out trying to make a whole-pony model for other, more licit purposes.
>You're not quite sure what purposes they originally had in mind.
>But their current prototypes could only replicate form and transmit sensation up to a certain maximum volume.
>Something about needing anchor points for position and orientation.
>That volume was just enough to span from cutie mark to tail.
>Where the legs and the rest of the torso would be are just flat, featureless surfaces.
>Between them, however, is anything but featureless.
>It's a perfect match, going by your previous close inspections of the genuine article.

>No, that's the wrong way to think of this.
>This is the genuine article.
>These are hers.

>You consider your first touch for a moment.
>Twilight should be settled into her train compartment by now.
>Still too embarrassed to even think about putting your suggestion into action.
>But still a little wound up by your actions.
>just as planned

>>29532036

>10:30-11:30am - Train from Ponyville to Canterlot
>You grab the replica by both cutie marks, and lift it out of the box.
>It's remarkably light.
>You see her tail twitch just a bit at the sensation.
>As eager as you are to get started, you don't want to give the game away quite yet.
>You confirm that she's still just as excited as when you left her.
>So you'll start out by doing just enough to encourage her.
>You continue to lightly caress the cutie marks as you set it down on the table.
>As her tail firmly twitches to the side, you exhale lightly onto her lips.
>Some of her fur seems to stand on end.
>You lightly brush against that fur with the back of your hand.

>That seems to have been enough.
>Because a moment later, you see her lips part a bit.
>About as wide as the corner of a hoof.
>You see them start to move back together and apart again.
>Slowly at first, then more rapidly.
>You sit back and watch the show.
>As she begins to wink, the lips stop moving as rapidly, and only move irregularly.
>Looks like she's focusing and trying to get herself off quickly.
>With a sudden series of spasms, her tail and hindquarters are soaked, along with the table.
>You have to wipe off the table afterward.
>You were tempted to hold her tail out of the way a bit, so it didn't get soaked.
>You needn't have worried, though.
>The simulacrum seems to dry off rapidly.
>Far too evenly to be wiped off, and without any movement of the fur.
>Twilight must have used some kind of magic.
>You make a note to ask her about that one later.

>>29532040

>11:30am-1pm - Lunch with Moondancer
>You can tell the exact moment Twilight goes to exit the train.
>The replica doesn't have legs, but the volume it contains includes hip and buttock muscles.
>And trotting is rather distinctive.
>You can identify her speeding up a bit, then stopping briefly.
>Then she rears up on her hind legs.
>You can see the relative orientation of her legs change, as muscles tense to hold up more weight temporarily.
>You'd guess that she and Moondancer just hugged.
>You love it when Twilight gets demonstrative.
>After a bit more casual walking, she stops, starts again, and stops.
>Then the distinctive look you'd waited for.
>A bit of flattening, bent legs, and a splayed tail, as though sitting down and back against a chair or bench.
>You'd never thought about exactly what that would look like without the chair.
>You remember Twilight mentioning, with a blush, that Moondancer wanted to ask Twilight about you.
>You told Twilight that she can tell Moondancer whatever she's comfortable with.
>But you figure that makes it the perfect time for her to be thinking of you.
>You make the first overtly unmistakable action.
>You slip a finger inside.

>You feel a sudden jump.
>Her muscles tighten, gripping your finger hard.
>Followed by a twist of the hips, as though looking behind her.
>After a few moments, her hips twist back.
>You start to move your finger back and forth a bit.
>The moment when she realizes what's going on is unmistakeable.
>Her muscles loosen, allowing you to move more freely.
>You instantly have more than enough lubrication.
>And at the same time, her tail stiffens, and her sides and hindquarters get clammy.
>It's as though she's nervous about something.
>Why Twilight, whatever would you have to be nervous about?

>>29532043

>You add a second finger, and she's already starting to get off.
>Fast.
>You watch carefully, noting her responses, how quickly she reaches them, and the signs that she's getting close.
>You rotate your fingers around, and curl them back towards you.
>The gesture means the same here that it does anywhere else.
>"Come."
>It takes only a moment for her to start her second orgasm of the day.
>You give her a short respite, wiping down both her and the table this time.
>You don't want her to have to use her magic at the table.
>She seems to relax a bit more at that.
>You still feel a little tension and stiffness left in her muscles, though.
>So you start giving her a massage.
>It's easy for you to get at all the muscles.
>And you avoid her cutie marks for now, to put the lewdness on hold.
>There will be plenty of time for that later.
>By the time you imagine the food must have arrived, she feels entirely relaxed.
>Just in time for you to bring your tongue into play.
>This replica allows you to position yourself with ease.
>You get a firm grip on her tail, and apply some light pressure.
>You watch the build-up carefully again.
>This time, as soon as she starts winking, you start sucking.
>And that's three, and four, though the boundary between them wasn't too distinct.
>This time, you hold off for a while.
>Give her time to deal with what just happened.

>You look forward to hearing about her conversation with Moondancer.
>And how well she managed to hide what was going on.
>You wonder if Moondancer will think that she's getting aroused just thinking of you.

>>29532046

>1-2pm - casual walk to Rarity's boutique in Canterlot
> stop by some little shops and bookstores along the way
>You swear that all three 'o's in "bookstores" are little hearts.
>You're so teasing her about that one later, with a mock-jealous act.
>But you'll be easily appeased.
>A warm shared blanket and a fireplace will be the perfect setting for you and her to thoroughly enjoy one of her books together.
>You'll bet you can say that suggestively enough to sound like a threesome, without actually saying it.
>Meanwhile, you need to get yourself a quick lunch
>So you hang the replica up on a doorknob for a little while.
>Make some quick lunch, wolf it down.
>You have more important plans to get back to.
>When you're done, you grab the replica.
>You use two fingers and a careful thumb, like a bowling ball.
>You carry her around with you as you clean the doorknob, and then clean up after lunch.
>You want the kitchen in shape for dinner, after all.
>Your thumb alternates between gripping against the skin above her lips, drifting a bit lower to catch her as she winks, or drifting a bit higher to gently tease her ass.
>You need some more practice watching for the signs of arousal and impending orgasm.
>You test it carefully, building up and tapering off.
>A couple times, you go a bit too far, and feel her rapidly become more even more slippery.
>You have to clean a few spots more than once.
>But by the end of the hour, you're able to hold her near the edge for a while without getting her off.

>>29532050

>2-2:30pm - Pick out dress for the upcoming meeting
>Rarity would be shocked at anyone allowing only half an hour to shop for clothes.
>You've seen Twilight shop, though.
>She probably has a mental table, with multiple criteria, relative weight, and a composite score.
>You've never seen a mare shop with so little dithering and repeat fittings.
>You wait a bit for her to get fully involved in the process.
>Meanwhile, you've put "her" down on the bed, and you leave her alone for a few minutes.
>You want her to think she's getting a break for this one.
>You've stripped out of your clothes for the moment.
>Just looking at her, you're coming up on "if you have an erection that lasts more than four hours" territory.
>You see her fur matted against the grain a bit, and some pressure on her tail.
>Looks like she's trying something on right now.
>She doesn't look very comfortable.
>And she still looks as aroused as you are.
>You quickly grip her by both cutie marks, and slip in without difficulty.
>You start to thrust, hard and fast and unrelenting.
>You can see her get off long before you do.
>This time, you don't stop, or even slow down.
>You keep going through a second, and third.
>She doesn't have time to fully descend before being caught up in the next building wave.
>After the second, you can see from her fur that she's taking off the current dress.
>After the third, you're impressed to see her trying on another.
>Looks like she's developing the ability to keep functioning with this going on.
>Good.
>She's going to need that.

>>29532053

>Towards the end of the half-hour, you can see her trying something on that seems to lay rather well on her.
>She seems really comfortable.
>You speed up and finish, just as she does once more.
>You give her a little swat just as she does.
>She reacts more strongly than you expected; she gets off so strongly that she appears to kick behind her.
>Looks like that dress offers good range of motion, as well. You approve.
>But you'll have to remember not to try that one when directly behind her, if her legs are free.
>That would have hurt.
>You give her a break so she can get going.
>A few moments later, she uses her clean-and-dry spell again.
>And going by your observations, it looks like she's sticking with that dress and leaving with it.

>2:30-3pm - Walking back to Canterlot Castle
>You don't want her to get the dress wet.
>And you don't want her to feel tense, or distracted.
>The most important part of her day is coming up.
>You can feel her tension building back up a bit, and she seems to be walking nervously.
>You wonder if anyone else has ever successfully given a deep massage to somepony while they're walking before.
>It seems to work, though.
>She partially loosens up, and starts to walk more steadily and confidently.
>After all of this, you could probably contribute meaningfully to studies on pony gait analysis.
>Or apply for a job in the Ministry of Silly Walks. Either or.

>>29532058

>3-6pm - Diplomatic meeting with Griffonstone and Yakyakistan
>This is the real reason Twilight had to go to Canterlot for the day.
>Equestria is hosting some three-way negotiations.
>Twilight mentioned something about land rights, and trade routes.
>The two other countries have been touchy at best.
>Twilight and her friends have had some of the most successful interactions with them in the past.
>You wouldn't dream of interfering with this.
>The replica lies on a table, untouched.
>You relax nearby with some casual reading.
>You look up from time to time.
>You see her variously walking around, stopping, walking some more, then sitting down for a while.
>You focus your temptation into your plans for later.
>Only once do you do anything besides read.
>When you see Twilight tense up, and start to visibly sweat.
>She's practically dripping. And not in the fun way.
>You grab a slightly cool cloth, and wipe down her sides and back just a bit.
>Not long afterward, you can see her tension evaporate.

>>29532059

>6-8:30pm - Dinner with Celestia and Luna
>As before, you wait long enough for the signs of Twilight walking for a while and then sitting down.
>But then, oh yes.
>Time to try all the experiments and ideas you have left.
>You've been planning for this all day.
>But first, you need to wash it out.
>You've been using the replica all day, after all.
>And it'll have to be clean for this.
>The water from the sink flows ice cold for a moment, but quickly warms up.
>You grab a soft sponge, and a very soft brush, and make sure to scrub thoroughly.
>Inside, outside, and all along the edges, leaving no cavity uncleaned or unrinsed.
>Then set it down next to the sink.
>Holes up.

>Now, it's about time for you to start preparing dinner.
>A much simpler meal than what Twilight is surely enjoying right now.
>But you and Twilight enjoy cooking meals together.
>And even with Twilight away enjoying her own dinner right about now, you like the idea of letting her help anyway.

>Mashed potatoes, corn, and some large mushrooms.
>Pinkie suggested the mushrooms, along with a recipe of sauce and spices that made you stop missing steak so much
>You quickly get the mushrooms baking.
>But this time around you're much more excited about preparing the sides, really.
>As you peel each of the small red potatoes over the sink, you need somewhere to stage them.
>A bowl? Nah, that's not as much fun.
>You slip each one between her lips, stuffing them far down inside.
>You use each one to push the next further in.
>You use their new container to give them a second rinse in warm water.
>Then retrieve them all, one by one, and put them in a pan to cook, along with the corn.

>>29532066

>Next, you'll need some butter.
>Melted, of course.
>You don't want it hot, just warm and barely melted.
>Once upon a time, you'd use a microwave to get it to the perfect temperature, but you don't have that option anymore.
>But as it turns out, the melting point of butter is just under 37C.
>And you recall Twilight telling you that ponies have about the same body temperature as humans.
>So you now have a theory to test.
>You grab a stick of butter from the fridge, and insert it whole into the warm sleeve you have at hand.
>It starts to melt immediately.
>You leave it to melt for a while, and come back later to check on the mushrooms.
>They're starting to smell glorious.
>Meanwhile, the corn and potatoes are done.
>They finish just as your butter finishes melting.
>Theory confirmed; Twilight should be proud.
>You drain the corn and allow it to cool first, then mash the potatoes into a bowl.
>You'd normally butter the corn while it was hot, but in this case you need it to cool off enough to hold and touch first.
>The butter is melted already anyway.
>You hold the simulacrum over the bowl of potatoes, and slide the corn into the melted butter.
>You slide it in and out many times, spinning it, to butter it thoroughly.
>Most of the excess flows into the bowl; you pour the rest into a dish to save for later.

>>29532070

>With the entree done as well, it's time to serve up the meal.
>Before setting the table, you quickly rinse out and scrub your makeshift "dish" again.
>And retrieve a bottle of sparkling apple cider.
>Applejack's variety; you told her that you and Twilight would enjoy it together.
>Non-alcoholic, but it still has a good kick.
>And plenty of fizz.
>As you pour it into the makeshift "glass", you can hear the satisfying sound of bubbles.
>You have to acknowledge, more than once during the meal, that the simulacrum is an exceedingly awkward "glass" to drink from.
>It twitches as the cider fizzes.
>And sipping from a glass wouldn't normally involve that much tongue.
>But you're having fun with your silliness.
>And judging by the times that the "glass" has more in it when you put it down than when you pick it up, Twilight is too.

>>29532074

>You reach the end of your meal well before Twilight does.
>Not surprising, given her company and location.
>Even a casual meal in Canterlot Castle has a few courses, with time between for conversation.
>As you go to put away the dishes and store the leftovers, you notice the remaining butter.
>You'd hate for it to go to waste.
>You discard your pants and return to the table.
>Bringing it back to the table, you dip a few fingers in it, and run a lubricated finger against Twilight's tighter hole.
>She tenses up for a long moment, and you almost pull away.
>But then she visibly loosens again, and winks.
>With that invitation, you begin to work a finger in, eventually followed by another.
>Knowing that she can't easily reach down and stimulate herself in her current environment, you use your thumb to catch her as she winks.
>She quickly gets loose enough for a third finger.
>Withdrawing suddenly, you quickly rub the excess on yourself and dry off, before gripping her by the cutie marks.
>Lifting her off the table, you lower her into your lap, aim carefully, and ease yourself in.
>Despite all the lubrication, you resist the temptation to push in quickly.
>You only have non-verbal feedback to go on, and you don't want to hurt Twilight.
>And despite all the games today, you don't really want to get her caught.
>Unless she wants to be.
>So you take more than a minute to slowly slide yourself in, millimeter by millimeter.
>You position yourself so you can see skin slowly move past skin, not wanting to miss a single moment of penetration.
>Until at last you hilt.
>You realize, with a momentarily surreal feeling, that your tip should be out the other side of the simulacrum.
>Magic is a wondrous thing.

>>29532076

>You begin to move, slowly.
>Sliding almost all the way out, then back in.
>The first thrust takes nearly as much time as the original penetration
>You pause for just a moment to rotate the simulacrum halfway to one side.
>The new position allows you to get a grip with one hand on each side, while stimulating her with your right hand.
>She still can't use her own hoof for this, so you'll do it for her.
>You quickly accelerate.
>The impossibly light weight of the simulacrum allows you to move it quickly without applying much force.
>So you can complete full strokes without slapping at the end, and without any embarrassing noises.
>The motion is almost silent on your end, so you hope it's just as quiet in her end as well.
>Your hand is being almost continuously soaked at this point.
>Despite all the lubrication, the tightness is extremely stimulating.
>You hold out as long as you can.
>You'd close your eyes to focus, but you have to keep watching for any possible cues.
>You've moved to the couch, bringing a towel with you.
>And you're devoting all your energy to thrusting, maintaining your slippery handholds, rubbing, and holding yourself back.
>Holding onto Twilight is nearly as hard as holding back.
>You momentarily imagine the simulacrum flying across the room, and slow down briefly to reposition your grip before speeding up again.
>That motion is enough to break your own concentration, though.
>You pull Twilight tightly against you as you experience your own release.
>You feel Twilight gush against your right hand one last time.
>Continuing to maintain a seal with your body, you grab the towel, and carefully clean Twilight up as you withdraw.

>>29532079

>8:30-9pm - Walk to Canterlot train station.
>At some point, Twilight began walking.
>You wonder if she had to excuse herself, or if the meal just naturally concluded as intended.
>You were otherwise preoccupied, and didn't check a clock.
>You need a little time to recover.
>You don't leave Twilight idle, though.
>As you put away any signs of either your meals or experiments, you carry Twilight around.
>And continue to stimulate her.
>This time, though, you're putting into practice everything you learned during lunch and Twilight's walk to the boutique.
>You keep her right at the edge, without going over.

>>29532083

>9-10pm - Train home to Ponyville
>You've cleaned up any signs of your activities for the day.
>Except the most obvious one.
>You've even gotten re-dressed, with a T-shirt and shorts.
>And you've set Twilight down on the coffee table, so you can use both hands and your mouth at the same time.
>You're still watching her responses carefully.
>You had a couple of close calls, but you still manage to keep her on edge.
>You know she could easily get herself off now that she's in private.
>Either she's decided to go along with the game you're playing, or she's just too distracted to think of it.
>You don't want to be immodest, but you think there's a good chance it's the latter.
>Whichever the case may be, she's still drenched and dripping.
>Her flavor is delicious; it's a sweet taste you can't quite identify.
>You wonder if there's a local delicacy that it matches, or if it's a unique taste.
>You'll have to do some experiments later.
>For now, though, the train has almost arrived, and she'll be home soon.
>You dry the surface of the simulacrum off, pack it back in its case, and close it.
>Touching a rune on the case disconnects the sensation transmission.
>You pack it away in the closet, expecting to get it out again when Twilight next has a mind to experiment with it.
>You'll let her decide when that is.
>For now, you make a few last-minute preparations.
>A few extra water bottles by the bed, a few more by the couch.
>You glance down at the schedule, observing Twilight's last agenda item.
>The only one with no end time specified.

>10pm - Anon

(End.)

Extremely fucking good shit, my man.

Um. Uh. Bump. If that's OK with you.

Wow, man. That's a lot of green.

>>29532025

I want to shove Twilight Sparkle up her own butthole

>>29534346
That's pretty specific

Talking vaginas please.

>>29534423
What are their personalities like?

>>29534423

>Talking genitals are a common STD in equestria
>Mostly harmless and passes in a couple of days
>Mostly with Mares, but not unheard of for a stallion's cock to spring out of it's sheath and start chatting with passers byes
>Mood and personality varies depending on the individual
>Pinkie's marehood will giggle and laugh, looking for attention
>Rarities is passive aggresive and will comment on every little thing
>Not always a logical match-Rainbow had it once and her pussy wouldn't stop screaming, forcing her indoors until it went away
>Some say that if a mare and stallion who are both inflicted come into contact, their genitals will have a conversation, though this remains unproven...

>"And that's why you need to have sex with me"
"Get out of my house Twilight"
>"Dick! Dick! Hot Monkey Dick, now now now!"
>"Soon, soon..." coos Twilight, patting her crotch
>You hate your life