>"So sorry, but I don't associate with monkeys,

>>29462766
"That's fine. There are plenty of other options anyway."

>>29462766
"So sorry, but I don't associate with donkeys, much less go on dates with them."

>>29462766
"Silly me for thinking donkeys had taste."

>>29462766
Hey look the donkey can play violin.

>>29462766
kill all mobilefags

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>>29462779
>>29462791
>>29462798
mobile fag btfo

octavia is still a cool pone tho

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>>29462798
>violin

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I'm not a monkey. I'm a scientist

>>29462885
Grodd pls

>>29462766
>rape

I've reported you to the trottingham government for racism.

>>29462766
All I asked you is where I could find a payphone?

>>29463743
You're kidding, right?

>>29462766
I'm not a monkey, I'm a human. We're a proud people who would never stopped so low as to sully our genepool with inhuman monsters like you.

>>29463910

>Machines
>Gorilla

Is fucking grodd

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>>29463935
Anon, stop messing with him

>>29463763
>implying Equestria isn't the whitopia

>>29462766
Commend her on the virtue of only breeding with your own folk.
Commence drinking yourself into despair and finding a way to become a pony.
Accidently do what humans do best: start a war and make the Holocaust look like a joke.

*sounds of chest pounding and poop flinging*

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>>29462766
>Implying she has a choice

>>29462766
But I'm not black

>>29464105
sauce

>>29462766
Good to know, but I was asking about your roommate

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>>29464570
Vinyl doesn't date. She kidnaps you, uses you for your body, then dumps your unconscious body covered in various fluids somewhere

>>29464636
hot

>>29464636
Yeah, and I was asking if we were still on for tonight. I haven't heard from her in a couple of days.

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>>29464084
Yes this

>>29464084
But it's already a hoax

>>29464105
>things get so shitty in Octavia's life that she resorts to seeking consolation from the local alien monkey

>>29464152
>People still don't know what DB ID numbers are
Fucking hell

>>29462766
Rape is a magic number.

>>29462766
All your bass are belong to us.

That's fine, it's why I brought the rope.

Does anyone have the finished green where Octavia is obsessed with anon and fucks a spoiled banana? It made my weenie tingle.

>>29462766
"God, I was just asking if you wanted get coffee. No need to be a dick nugget about it; a simple no would have been sufficient."

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>>29466431

>>29462766
"GET OUTTA MAH SWAMP, DONKEH!"

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>>29466443
Alright, I laughed

>>29466435
"Oh now your just going to give me a stink eye? The hell is your problem, you fuckin' mule?"

>>29462814
We need more britbong tavi

>Fuck her roommate's ponut.

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>>29466490
(anal only)

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>>29466579
Ok

>>29466579
Can we do oral instead? I want to aggressively face-fuck Octavia Melody.

>>29464105
That green that spawned this pic was fucked man

>>29467210
pastebin?

>>29462814
I want to plant my American flag up her butt.

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>>29467225

>>29467210
I need this green.

>>29462766
I'm not a monkey. I'm a human. Human's have 27 billion neurons in their cerebral cortex, while horses only have 1 billion. I don't blame you for being so stupid. Your brain has literally 1/27th the computational power as mine.

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>>29462766
"I mean, I was just asking you where the bar is, but okay?"
>"And furthermore, I have no desire for any sort of lewd requests you are about to make of me."
"Neat. Wasn't happening anyway. Now seriously, where can I get some beer?"
>"Alcohol will not assist you in your quest to ravage me, you disgusting animal. I can see through your feeble attempts to sway me."
"Huh. Well, forget beer. I'm gonna need something a *lot* stronger to forget this bullshit."
>"Hah. You would do well to forget your humiliation. It's laughable, really."
>The gray mare forces a laugh, snorting slightly as she does so
"Whatever you say, donkey-chan. I'll go ask someone with less crowbars up their ass."
>You turn to walk away from the mare, but she sets her cello case down and follows you
>"I see you're not taking your defeat well."
"You got me. I'm completely devastated."
>"You should do well to mind your betters, monkey."
"And you should mind your ogres, donkeh."
>You actually manage to pull of a really good Shrek impression, which you're pretty thankful for
>The mare's face goes bright red
>"I'm not a donkey! I'll have you know I'm one hundred percent earth pony!"
"Neat."
>You try to sidestep down an alley to get her to leave you alone, but the gray bugger stays at your heals
>"Don't take that tone with me! I'm a world-renowned musician!"
"Cool. Eddi Murphy won an Oscar or something, probably."
>"What in Celestia's name are you talking about? Do not change the subject! Admit I'm better than you! And that I'm not a donkey!"
"..."
>You just powerwalk forward, ignoring her
>"Hey! Get back here! Tell me I'm impressive!"
>She bites down on the leg of your pants, trying to pull you backwards
>"Tell me I'm better than you! Tell me--"
>You tug, and she goes tumbling to the ground, ending up face-down in the mud
>As you walk away, she lifts her dirty face
>"Pay attention to me!"

>>29465441
>not knowing its a deleted dead end
Fucking hell

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>>29466731
No

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>>29467424
Needs more britbong

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>>29462766
"I don't know... I don't really "fit" in here. You know?"
>You rub your arm nervously as a head in the pit of your back pushes you on to the bumping Nightclub "S4LT".
>"That's the purpose of this whole thing dude! To get you out here! Meet some ponies! Socialize!"
>Rainbow Dash. The only one to really reach out to you, and befriend the weird ape guy, bless her heart.
>Be Antoine Nonymuss, only man to safely arrive and actually live in Equestria since....well ever.
>Another push.
>"I swear to Celestia, you're more antisocial than Fluttershy! Move it!"
>The nightlife was never your scene, and frankly, this in your opinion, is the worst way to introduce someone new to the area to the locals. The most of Ponyville hasn't gotten used to yet, so what will the drug using, adrenaline junkies think?
>They'll probably stab your ass.
>"It'll be fine! Trust me! Just go in, and rub elbows! Have I ever lied to you?"
"Pony Scout cookies."
>"Besides that."
>You shrug.
>"Exactly."
>The door comes in sight, only a few feet away. Music comes from behind the door in muffled thumps, as the Unicorn bouncer motionlessly watches the two of you.
"I-I'm not good with people-ponies. What if I do something stupid?"
>Rainbow Dash lands, facehooving.
>"That's the thing Ant. You can't keep saying "what if" all the time! Sometimes you just have to go!"
>Her head turns to the bouncer.
>"This lummox is with me."
>He nods, opening the door for the two of you, the music now in full effect, booming against you.
>"Let's go Anon. I got your back."
>With a loud gulp, and sweaty brow, you follow her in, unsure of what to expect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LOUvMMjM_w
"It's so bright here..."
>"Isn't it great?!"
>It's packed, with ponies either at tables chatting and drinking, or on the dancefloor doing what they consider "dancing".
>What can quadrapeds really do in that regard?
>"WHOO! Vinyl knows how to get a place bumping! I'm gonna go shake my tail!"

>>29467875
...Go on.

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>>29467634
>OI M8 STICK YER FACKIN FINGER UP ME MINGE WILL LA DARLIN THATS RIGHT LUV CORRR GONNA CUM WELL HARD I AM

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>>29463935
well they are the universe's dominant species

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>>29467875
>You're winged running buddy takes to the sky in a spin of excitement, before facing you.
>"Look Ant, this is your chance to make some friends here. Go mingle, drink, ANYTHING. For me!"
"I thought that was Twilight's job."
>"I know! You know it's bad when I'm channelling that egghead! So get out there and do your thing!"
>She gives you a playful nudge before divebombing the crowd on the dancefloor.
>A sigh escapes your mouth as the song changes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-KiYo4BwVI
"Well...here goes nothing..."
>You look around for a bit not moving.
"Huh...what exactly should I do now?"
>Still in the doorway, you start to feel anxious, as if all eyes are on you from all over the room. A panic attack is coming.
"EEEYAH!"
>You suddenly jump when a drunk stallion runs into you accidentally.
>"Oh snap...my bad maaa-hic-man! I toooooootally didn't-hic- see you-"
"I'M SORRY! I'LL GO AWAY NOW!"
>Before he can finish his sentence you weave through the various party-goers to an unoccupied corner of the club and post up there.
>You slink to the floor lamenting what you just did.
"I spazzed out like a complete moron. Holy shit. I'm cringing at myself..."
>But you can deny the feeling of safety. No one can approach you from the sides or behind.
>Taking a deep breath, you opt to wait until Dash is partied out and ready to go home.
>On the bright side, you're out of the public eye.
>Time seems to pass slowly in your little corner of solitude as song after song plays.
>Chants of "Chug" ring out from the bar, and the blue form of Rainbow can be seen downing a mug of cider.
>"Complete barbarian outings these places."
>You look over to your left and spot a Pony with a pink bowtie.
>She looks over to you.
>"Don't you agree?"
"U-uhhm..."
>She thumps her head.
>"How rude of me! To suddenly start speaking to you without an introduction!"
>She holds a hoof out to you.
>"My name is Octavia Melody. What is yours?"
>You look into her eyes and back at her hoof.

>>29468129
/r9k/ plz

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>>29468066
>My name is Octavia Melody, what's yours?

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>>29468066
>You reluctantly take her hoof, and shake it slowly, while getting a sweet smile in turn.
"A-Antoine."
>"Pleasure."
>You retract your hand, and go back to "pony watching".
>"Do you mind?"
"Huh?"
>She motions to sitting next to you.
"Oh. N-not at all."
>She smiles again, moving to your side, facing in the same direction.
>"Such an uncouth place. If my friend didn't force me to come here, I'd be home enjoying a nice cup of tea, and my best classical hits record! I assume it's the same for you?"
>She glances your way awaiting an answer.
"Actually yeah. I'm more of a stay-at-home type..."
>"I as well. Unless I have business I never leave the house myself!"
>That makes you a little happy to hear. While Dash is your best and only friend, the two of you have nothing in common.
"How did you figure I was like that?"
>"I was sitting in the corner opposite end."
>You both let out a snicker, that goes into a hearty chuckle.
"I guess we're both wallflowers then."
>"It seems so."
>She puts a hoof to her chin.
>"Not to seem rude, but I've seen you somewhere..."
>You gulp.
"I-I'm the human thing..."
>"Oh...R-right."
>She looks around,as if searching for someone.
>"We should be okay here..."
"Huh?"
>"I-I was saying, how I was curious about your culture. Do you have Music there as well?"
>Once more time moved on, but much faster, as you and Octavia talked extensively about classical music in your world. Time flies when you're having fun.
>It's a good feeling. Having a nice conversation, and someone genuinely listening to you speak.
>What seemed like scant minutes talking, the party seemed to slow down, and clear out.
>Spotting Rainbow Dash across the room passed out in a booth, you figure that means she's done partying.
"That looks like my que."
>You nod to the unconscious Pegasus.
>"For me as well. Vinyl should be done, and I don't want to be spot-"
>She violently clears her throat.
"Be what?"
>"Late walking home with Vinyl."
"Oh. Okay then."

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>>29468181
>>29468066
It's Bond, James Bond

>>29462766
Damn sister, I was just asking, god damn stupid fucking retard horse with her gay ass chello

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>>29468181
>She tilts her head apolpgetically at your tone.
>"I'm sorry. I was quite enjoying myself as well."
>What you're about to ask goes outside your normal personality, but-
"W-will I be able to see you again? Maybe talk more?"
>She smiles sweetly.
>"Ponyville is pretty small. I'm sure I'll see you around."
"Works for me."
>She looks around, before giving you a tight hug, and trotting away.
>You smile yourself for the first time tonight, and rise to full height.
"Welp. Time to be the designated pedestrian.
>You stroll over to Rain$ap Rocky, who's groaning, and gurgling, while spread out on the booth seat.
>"OooOOoOgh..."
"I hope it was worth it."
>She looks at you with half-lidded eyes.
>"Sh-shut up, ans help meeeeee~"
>Shaking your head, you lift the blitzed horse, and carry her out of the dispersing club, into the cool night.
>All in all, not that bad of an experience, and maybe the first stp in changing yourself. Maybe even having a social life?
>"Ant..."
"Hm?"
>You look down at a cradled Rainbow.
>"Did you have...fun?"
"Not as much as you, but yeah."
>She attempts to smirk.
>"Wh-Wha happen...?"
"I met a pony, who was just like me. We spent the whole night just talking, and she even hugged me at the end!"
>"Hee~hee...Name?"
>You blush a little, looking ahead, your cottage coming into view.
"Octavia. Ever heard of her?"
>"ZzzzzzzZZzzzz-"
>Your eyes go back to Dash who is sleeping deeply. Sounds like a chainsaw.
>Sighing, you shake your head.
"I'll tell you all about it tomorrow."
>This pony.
>But, Octavia though. Will you see her again? To do that, you'd have to leave the house...

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>>29468291
>You had a wonderful dream last night. About Octavia.
>Sure it may be soon to think of someone like this, but you feel you've found a possible friend for life.
>Can't even recall how long you've been here, and hung around only Rainbow. The earlier years, you remember the girls doing anything the can to try to find you someone you could be with without feeling so anxious, and intimidated with, and utterly failing. Dashie however forced her way in, and while you opposed it completely, deep down it made you happy, someone refused to quit, and now look at the two of you.
>She's sleeping in the bed with you.
>And it's not fucking weird.
>Warmth begins to creep upon your face. Almost like a personal greeting from Celestia herself.
>Your eyes flutter open, and look out to see the sun beginning its ascent, starting the day.
>Lifting a draped blue hoof resting on your chest, you slide out of bed stretching, making all sorts of pops and cracks.
>Rainbow will be up soon, and nursing a massive headache. Better start breakfast.
"You'd think I'm married to this horse..."
>Traversing the cold wooden floor barefoot you head to the kitchen, and pull a box or instant pancakes from your cupboard, and get to work.
>Within moments the house is filled with the scent of wheat, and honey. Just because it's instant doesn't mean you can't Bobby Flay it right?
>SKKKKKIIII-
>You look over your shoulder.
"So nice of you to join me, party animal."
>Rainbow Dash is up, and at the table, with purple bags under her eyes.
>"Shut it. You didn't sleep with me did you? My body is sore."
"I'm afraid not this time. It might be the crashing into things when drunkenly stumbling through my halls to "work"."
>You bring a plate of pancakes over to her.
>"I'm never drinking again..."
>She holds her head.
"Until you do drink again."
>"Hmmmrh!"
>She grumbles like Marge Simpson.
>You chuckle, and work on fixing your own plate.
>"You're unusually happy today. Did something happen last night?"

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>>29468426
"Well..."
>"Wait. You didn't really sleep with me did you?! I know it's pretty good Ant, but I was drunk, and that's technically rape!"
>You give her an annoyed look.
>"I was just kidding! I know about your little hoochie mama from last night. You told me."
"Where did you even learn that word?"
>"You said it when you saw a picture of Cadance. Remember?"
>Note to self. Keep Earth slang to yourself.
"Sh-she's not a "hoochie mama". She's one of the coolest ponies I've met so far!"
>Dash stops eating for a moment.
>You roll your eyes.
"After you."
>"And don't forget it bucko! Continue."
>Jesus christ.
"...Anyway, her name is Octavia, and we actually have a lot in--"
>Dash does a spittake, sending pancake chunks everywhere.
"You're cleaning that up later."
>"OCTAVIA? That stuck up, prissy snob was at S4LT?! HAH!"
>You cross your arms, as Dash falls to the ground guffawing like a fool.
"I'm failing to see the humor in this."
>She wipes a tear from her baggy eyes.
>"I hate to be the one to tell you, but that chick is a complete blue blood jerkbag. She had to have been sauced up to be in there with us "Rapscallions" or whatever she says in her "Puuuuuurrissy Fancy Schmancy A-langwige~"!"
>She turns her nose up while saying this.
"Octavia wasn't like that with me! She was well-spoken, and didn't seem one for the party scene sure but, other than that, she was really pleasant."
>Rainbow shakes her head.
>"I hate to tell you dude, but she refuses to remove the stick, and I can prove it."
>Now you're starting to get mad. Since when did Rainbow have the right to judge who you befriend? An outsider looking in at the two of you might say she's bad for you.
"Yeah? And how do you plan to do that?"
>"Simple. We'll go see her, and you can witness it for yourself!"
>This sounds like Drama. You don't like drama. Especially when women are involved, but hey-
>You can see Octavia again!
"...Okay. I'll humor you this time, just to prove you wrong."

>>29464105
Flesh coloured anon looks fucking terrifying

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>>29468562
>After making her clean up that pancake mess she made, you followed the cyan menace to where your newfound friend was located. You thought you'd forget? That shit was gross.
>Being out in the daytime brings up the feelings of anxiousness, but if you can see Octavia again, it'll be worth it.
"Do we have to go far? I-I don't like being out in public like this..."
>"You'll be fine! You have me with you! Just follow along!"
>Ponies pass by, some glancing at you briefly. It sends tingles up your spine. The beginnings of a panic attack are creeping up.
>You start to shake and breathe harder, until a wing wraps around your head.
>"Dude. Chill. It's okay."
>Rainbow perches on your shoulder, with a concerned face.
"I-I'm good. L-let's go."
>"Nah. We're here. Got her during your episode."
>She points to a group of ponies playing instruments together in a plaza for passing citizens.
>A stallion on the piano, a mare on horns, and right there in the flesh is Octavia!
>A small smile comes across your face, as you get closer.
>They play in perfect harmony, with all the skill of a professional Orchestra. It's so soothing to hear.
>Each one has their eyes closed in deep concentration, while they play. This song must've been played numerous times by them, since no one on the stage has sheet music.
>Unless they have it tatted on the inside of their eyelids.
>That's pretty morbid.
>"Snooooooresville.These tunes are more Rarity's speed."
"Shh!"
>Rainbow responds with a wing in your face, forcing you to spit her feathers out.
>The music goes on, your smile growing wider, until it ends in a long smooth note.
>You hear hoof clops which is applause you figure. You join in making sure to not be too loud.
>Rainbow merely sits on your shoulder silently, as they disband, leaving you, Dash, and the instrument playing ponies.
>You slowly get closer, Octavia taking notice of your presence.
>She whips her head to her bandmates and to you.

>>29468587
He has no face and he must moan

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>>29468645
"Hello Octavia. It's nice to see you again! Your music was absolutely beautiful-"
>"I'm sorry, but how do you know Octavia, and who are you?"
>The piano Stallion gives you a look like he's talking to trash.
"M-me? I'm Ant-"
>"Better yet, nevermind. I'd rather not know. Are you a fan of Octavia's? Or a stalker perhaps?"
"Stalker? I'm no such thing! I met her last night at-"
>Octavia's eyes widen.
>"I'VE NEVER MET THIS CREATURE IN MY LIFE!"
>Your eyes widen now, as Dash stays silent.
"W-what do you mean? I'm sure it was you! I'd never mistake that voice or look-"
>The band ponies all look to a sweating Octavia, whose eyes are darting around in fear.
>She then flips her hair.
"I'm afraid that you ARE in fact mistaken, monkey thing-"
"Monkey-?"
>She grins evilly.
>"Are you in love with me or something Monkey? Absolute rubbish."
>The other ponies chuckle, as Octavia continues to feign ignorance.
>"So sorry, but I don't associate with monkeys, much less go on dates with them!"
>That small flicker of hope that was nestling in your heart begins to dim into nothingness, as her words cut deep.
"But, I--I don't understand--?"
>Piano Stallion pipes up again.
>"I belive she made her point Ape creature. I think it'd be best that you return to your tree fort, lest you frighten off out viewers. Ta-Ta!"
>You're silent.
>What can you say?
>How could you have been so wrong about a person?
>Why did you let your guard down like you did?
>A assortment of self-destructive thoughts trample though your mind.
>"Hey Ant...c'mon. Let's get out of here-"
>Rainbow Dash strokes the side of your head, while glaring at the insulting ponies.
>"-Before I do something I won't regret!"
>You're just stunned. You want to run home.
>As beta as it sounds, you want to just lock yourself away and cry to death.
"Y-yeah."
>Slowly turning around, you hang your head, starring at the earth as you walk home, Dash by your side.
>They're watching you but the sadness is blocking out the fear.

>>29468750
Stopping there. If you want me to continue let me know, and I'll start pasting it.
Here's some mood music for him walking away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmErRm-vApI

>>29468760
Pastebin it
I want to see where this goes

>>29468760
Continue lil nigga

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>>29468760
Pastebin it and keep goin there writer. Also, if you feel like it, pick a snappy name for yourself so that it's easy to pick up continuations of your green-text between threads.

>>29468888
>those digits

You cannot defy these numbers, writefriend.

>>29468750
Very good shit. Keep it coming please.
also fyi there's an octavia thread up, in case this one dies >>29444142

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>>29468922
Quads, supported by Dubs.

The digits have spoken.
(you), writefriend whom I now christen 'Big_World', shall take up a name, pastebin this greentext, and continue it!

So it has been said, so mote it be.

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>>29468750
>>29468750
Could you imagine something like this happening to you in real life?
This is the kind of behavior that spawns school shooters.

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>>29468967
>absolutely beta
Yeah, you right.

>>29469005
>grrr i'm a big tough guy with no emotions
sure man

>>29468178
Well I live in the states so, I can confirm that (while in small quantities) there are women that do try to find a man that will fit they're standards. >inb4 chads dick
All I can say is, there is there's always someone looking for somebody. The US is a big place and the world is even better, there are so many people with tastes and ideas that it will take time to find someone.

tl;dr have pateint and don't be so eager to go grabbing your dick until you've tried AND fail.

>>29468129
I have never met any woman like how you describe all of them.

Your problem is not women, but uneducated people. Find someone with an education.

But frankly, if you are bigoted enough to characterize all women how you do, don't be surprised if any educated woman notices and cuts you off.

>>29468750
Moar, pls

>>29468888
quads will that the story continues

>>29462798
rekt

"Why would I want to date someone who can't even tell an ape from a monkey?"

>>29470269
So does anyone relate to Antoine?

>rape

>>29470371
>panic attacks
>Social anxiety disorder (sad)
>Avoidant personality disorder
>Social inhibition
>Anxiety disorder

Maybe on /r9k/

>>29470423
Uh breh. That's mlp 99%

>>29463755
only good answer

>>29470423
Fuck off dipshit normalfag

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>>29470463
>>29470842
Nerds
NEEERRRRDDDDSS!

>>29470463
Wow sure sucks to be the one percent.

>>29467432
That's wrong anon, hell it even has the same number.

Take this to octy thread?

>>29472031
Take it up yer fanny, luv

>>29472062
We'll shit nvm then, fuck Off ya bloody nob head wanker

>>29472092
YOU WOT
I'll bash ye in yer fakkin gob

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>>29472062
>>29472092
>>29472128
Olright, what's all this, then?

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>>29472136
Oh fook! It's the bobbies luv!

I'll give you one you slaag

>>29468750
More Octi and Antoine!

>>29462766

"Monkeys can't appreciate classical music, yet here I am listening to you."

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>>29472638

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>>29468750
writefag
writefag pls
don't do this to me
please come back

>>29473238

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>>29468750
>"H-hey. Ant..."
>Dash's words are heard, but they don't necessarily stick.
>Everything inside you just wants to hide. To be invisible to the world. Your brain nettling, and taunting you for opening up, when no one can be trusted. Individuals will always hurt you, or use you. Get some sort of sick pleasure from uplifting you, and then squashing you underfoot like a bug.
>"Ant, please. Say something! I'm talking to you here! Ant!"
>There goes Dash again. What was she saying?
>That's right. She told you this would happen. Has she done this to others before?
>You feel tugging on your right arm.
>"Antoine! WAKE UP!"
>You look up from the brown soil,to notice you managed to drag yourself home, with a dragged RainBow.
>You wordlessly look at her.
>"Don't zombie out on me! Look I-"
"You were right. You told me what would happen, and it happened. I'm sorry for doubting you."
>She frowns up to you, but it's not one of anger, but guilt.
>"I wasn't doing it to hurt you-"
"I'm just gonna go to bed. Was there anything else you wanted...?"
>"Aw Come on! Don't lock yourself away again! Please Ant!"
>You push her off.
"I'm just tired. I'll talk to you later. Ok?"
>You reach for the doorknob, but the steely form of Rainbow Dash prevents that.
>"Don't do this dude. It took WEEKS for you to even come out to just go to the grocery store! Don't let one idiot ruin all that hard work! You're doing so --"
>You shove her out the way, and go in slamming the door behind you, a meek "well" creeping in.
>You'll apologize later, if you choose to talk to her again after today.
>The house seems so much darker, or maybe it's your imagination?
>In any case, why does that matter? You just feel cold, and exhausted. Even the rumbling of your front door seems to drown out into the ether of your home.
>You kick off your shoes, not caring where they fall, and close your curtains, before sliding into bed.
"...I hate this place so much."

>>29468181
>Antoine

jeff?

>>29473883
No. I'm his Senpai

>>29473883
>Calling another writefag your favorite one.
May he stop writing this moment on

>>29473856
Moar please

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>>29472638
Suave, Anon, very suave

>>29473856
This is top Noch senpai

>>29473856
Man, Dash is trying really hard to help this guy out. She is going to be pissed at Ocativa.

>>29473856
I hurt myself today
To see if I still feel...

>>29473856
Lurking intensifies

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>>29473856
I need more of this.

>>29474674
Same

>>29474464
I focus on the pain. The old, familiar sting

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>>29473856
>The "sleep" was hardly that.
>Just the usual empty comfortable silence from when you arrived, and when you lived back on Earth. Empty. Comfort.
>Rainbow eventually stopped pounding on your door, and went home, or wherever.
>Don't really care. You just want to be alone.
>A sigh pierces the abyssal-like darkness.
>Was it so wrong to want a friend? Honestly, you don't regret it thinking clearly now. That fleeting moment of happiness was special in itself.
>Maybe someday you'll have the strength to seek it agaig. but that won't be for a long while.
>Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock.
>Focusing on the clock you try to go back to sleep.
>Tak tak tak.
>That's not the clock. What time is it anyway?
>Just let it go. They'll go away soon. Probably Dash again.
>"Hello? Is anypo-Any human home? Blast my timing..."
>Your eyes shoot open, and you fling the cover off of you, and make your way through the darkness to the front door.
"It can't be-"
>It just can't. She doesn't even know where you live!
>Breathing becoming hard. Head hazy-
>You're about to grab the doorknob, when what happened flashes through your head.
"...What am I doing?"
>When someone serves you humble pie, why go back for seconds?
>You back away from the door, and lay on your couch, and stare at the wall in silence.
>Tak tak tak.
>Tears begin to stream down your face.
>The thought of Death begins to seem appealing with each knock, only to force her to live with the thought she brought it to Ponyville with her words.
>Anger replaces, sorrow. Rage. FURY.
>What is happening to you? What is this feeling? It can't be described in words. It's like Poison.
>It's like-
>Like-
>....
>Li....
>Nh..

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>>29475048
>There's no familiar feeling of warmth. No sunlight beaming through your eyelids.
>No blue leg draped over you.
>Just soreness, and swollen eyes.
>You sit up, scanning your dimly lit silent home, partly wishing yesterday was merely a dream. A hallucination brought on by some sort of drug or bacteria.
>Anything to keep from having to face the truth.
>Was that really Octavia outside? Was your mind playing with you?
>THUNKA THUNKA THUNKA-
>"Open up! I know you're inside!"
>You stretch, feeling those familiar pops and cracks.
>No point in asking yourself what she wants when you already know.
>To save yourself the cost of replacing your front door, you Acquiescence to her demands, and answer her call.
>THUNKA THUNKA THUNKA-
>You swing the door wide, causing her to fall into your chest, back first.
"Were you bucking my door?"
>She scrambles to face you, taking your face in her hooves.
>"Why didn't you answer the door last night?! I came by like seventy-billion times! I thought you were hurting yourself!"
>You frown.
"Why would I do that?"
>She looks away unsure of how to answer.
>"I--it's just you looked so down, I thought you'd given up and--uh..."
>She looks you in the eyes.
>"Have you been crying?"
"No."
>You lie effortlessly.
>"Have you eaten something yet? You have to eat something!"
"No thanks."
>Your answers are becoming more, and more cold, and distant.
>"Come on Ant...you can't let this beat you. You're were doing amazing. One sour Apple doesn't suin the whole barrel. See? Now I'm Applejack."
>You manage to let out a little chuckle.
>"See? You're okay. Don't give up on the world just yet bud. It always rains before the rainbow!"
"That...that was actually pretty clever. For you at least."
>She gently head bumps you.
>"There's that sassy jerk I know, and love."
>You don't know how, but brash as all hell Rainbow Dash managed to cheer you up somehow. Somehow.
>She takes a deep breath looking away, still holding your face.
>"Now don't freak-"
"About what?"

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>>29475158
>She bites her lip.
>"I want you to go out to eat with me. Right now."
>That growing smile instantly falls.
"No. NO."
>"Aw c'mon Ant! It'll be okay!"
>You pry her off you, and back into your home, but Dash isn't letting you go that easy.
>She moves with you before you can close the door on her, latching onto your face.
>"Ant! No! Hear me out!"
"Mmrf! MMnh!"
>You wrestle around trying to pull her off.
>"Hey! Stop! You're not gonna get over this thing unless you put yourself out there one more time! Trust me!"
>If you ate something, you might have more strength to get her off.
>"I know she hurt you! It happens! Become stronger for it! I'll protect you!"
>You stop moving, and sit on the cold floor.
>"Have you calmed down?"
>She releases you, letting your head hang.
"Do you mean it...?"
>"Do I mean what?"
>She sits in front of you.
"You'll protect me?"
>"Of course! I'm your multicolored guardian! You can count on me!"
>She poses in mid-air.
"You're a nut."
>You smile slightly, getting another headbutt from Rainbow.
>"I got you. I'll always have your back..."
"Okay. I'll go."
>With a happy neigh from Rainbow you washed up, and changed clothes, setting out to go get something to eat with your best friend, easily missing a sealed letter strategically hidden in your bushes, branding a familiar Cutie Mark emblem, and the initials O.M on the front.

>>29475208
Brandishing, not branding. Sorry.

>>29475208
this is interesting. I like depressive monologue. I just hope it doesn't get too angesty. I do love the cute Rainbow Dash too

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>>29475208
I should be going to bed, but now I can't stop lurking.

>>29473856
This better end in marrying Rainbow.

>>29475277
No. She hid that letter

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>>29475293
And?

>>29475320
What?

>>29475293
this
>>29475350
At this point, fuck Octavia. Don't settle for being her secret monkey friend she only talks to when no one is watching, if she's so worried about higher class ponies opinions then she can stay with them.

I'm sure she'll apologize, and he'll accept it...and then go right back to treating Ant like dirt in front of any important pony. The only way these kind of relationships even work for a short time is if he can take out his frustrations in the bedroom.

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>>29475208
>>With a happy neigh from Rainbow
Adorable

>>29475293
She would have done a lot better than hide it in a bush. Seeing how she treats Anon, Rainbow would have hidden it up Octavia's ass.

>>29472638
I don't get it

>>29475406
Octavia doesn't strike me as the type of character tht would take people for a ride. I think she had a decent reaskn for what she did and how she acted.
At least I hope. I'm not writing this story.

>>29475554
There's always a decent reason. I'm sure there'll be a decent reason next time, and the time after that.

Prepare for awkward Octy faps now

>Anon stays in a place where he's not wanted
Should just leave to be honest
I wouldn't stick around

>>29475597
...Leave where? The Everfree Forest?

>>29475604
Got a whole world out there
Griffin kingdom
Minotaur lands
Dragon island
Yak mountain
Saddle Arabia
Zebra plains
Buffalo badlands
Seapony grotto
Mysterious jungle
Various other equestrian towns and cities

>>29475554
Yeah, I'm sure she had her reasons. Just saying that I personally wouldn't really care, if she wants friendship then she at least has to wait for the two of us to make a drunken mistake to be ashamed of me.

>>29475619
Most of those places sound even less likely to want to harbor some hairless alien than Ponyville.

>>29475633
How would you know?

>>29475619
I'd live with Minotaurs.
If Iron Will is anything to judge them by, they seem pretty fucking based.

>>29475619
Don't forget the changedlings.

>>29475651
Forgetting the diamond dogs too

>>29475620
I mean, if she wants to talk out the reason why she did what she did in an adukt way, I'd be willing to listen to her. I'm not one to let something like that go without hearing the other side.
That's just me though.

>>29475642
Observation and inference. The fact that most of them have a species name right in the country name. Some of them aren't even canon, and they certainly aren't all in accessible walking distance of Ponyville.

When a place is already settled and inhabited, one generally assumes that one isn't wanted there until shown otherwise. Especially if you have to cross a continent or an ocean to get there.

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>>29475208
hhnnggg
Dash is fucking adorable in this.

>>29463935
Overwatch you shit eating autist. I dont even play the game and i know that much. I dont even know his name but still at least know that much.

>>29475957
Winston
And I don't play the game either

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>>29475957
>>29475962
Beast from X-Men

>>29475976
Close enough, really.
Like, they're the same concept really.

>>29467424
>calling a mare a donkey makes her angry
Glad I'm not the only one.

>>29462766

Just realized dash lied about Octavia coming by

>>29475406
>>29475554
I can sympathise with Octavia to a certain sense I even got a similar sounding name.

>>29475785
So your opinion based on nothing?
Got it

>>29475208
this is some good shit, moar pls

>>29475785
>When a place is already settled and inhabited, one generally assumes that one isn't wanted there until shown otherwise. Especially if you have to cross a continent or an ocean to get there.
Tell that to muslim refugees ;^)

>>29477168
Would you this Octavia?

>>29462766
Chimp out

>>29476792
>Just realized dash lied about Octavia coming by
...What?

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>>29475208
>Not looking up, you hold a small tuft of Rainbow's tail, feeling the eyes of more Ponyville denizens, but it'll be okay. Rainbow said she'd protect you.
>"You're gonna love this place Ant! They have this Eggs Benedict that's just as cool as me! Well....maybe not as cool as me, but it's up there!"
"H-heh. i-it's that good huh?"
>She notices your shaking hand.
>"Dude. It's gonna be okay. Just hold on, and we'll get there in no time at all okay?"
"Y-yeah. Thanks again for this Rainbow."
>Her grin couldn't be wider, and cheeks redder.
>"Geez Ant. Don't look like that...it's no problem..."
>You take several deep breaths as you continue on, ignoring the looks and hushed whispers.
>Why can't they just mind their own business? You haven't done anything to them. You just want to be left alone. You didn't ask to be brought here! You jus-
>"Ant. Chill."
"Huh?"
>You look up sweat slowly running down your face.
>"We're here. Let's go in."
>You run a hand down your face, and sigh, inspecting the building.
>It resembles those old timey diners, with malts and jukeboxes, but for them it would be current. You haven't seen much of Equestria, and the bit you've painfully witnessed, they seem to be in the locomotive age.
>She holds the door for you, with a coy grin.
>"After you~"
>You cross your arms, and cock an eyebrow.
"Really?"
>"Mhm."
>Shaking your head, you walk in, ruffling her mane.
>"No fair! I'm holding the door!"
>Once inside you look around, not spotting many patrons. There's a pony reading a paper on the far right side of the room in a fedora. This isn't bad actually. He clearly doesn't care about your presence or hasn't noticed.
>"C'mon let's get a booth."
>Rainbow snaps you from your investigative stupor, and leads you to a fairly empty area of the diner.
"This is actually pretty nice."
>"Yep. I come here all the time! It's under the radar, and they make amazing pancakes!"
>You stare at her intently.
>"Not as good as yours. but close."
"That's better."

>>29476993
>he has never been outside of the US

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>>29478037
>After a momentary gigglefit, you and Dash sat there for a moment, catching your breaths.
>You stare at each other for an unexpected awkward moment.
"S-so thank you for this."
>"It's no problem. I couldn't let you waste away in your home after how far we've come, you know?"
>She fiddles with her hooves, with a cracked smile.
"I do. I think I would've just stayed in my home forever after--"
>"Son't even think of that anymore! We're moving on as of today! Got it?"
"But-"
>She leans over the table, pressig her snout to your nose.
>"Got it?!"
>You nod.
>"Good."
"You're so forceful."
>Making half-lidded eyes, she grins.
>"I thought you liked it rough though!"
>Your eyes pop open in surprise, and a different type of panic arises. The panic of suddenly being flirted with. Wait, is she flirting? She's said things like this before, but this is implying-
>"Dude. Calm down. I was just being silly."
>Her hooves are in the palms of your hands.
>You both seem to notice this at the same time, and retract back to your sides of the table.
>"Uh.."
"Y-yeah.."
>You hear her audibly gulp.
>"I need to go to the b-bathroom.."
"O-okay."
>She hurriedly flies away, as you duck your head down to avoid any attention, head still filled with thoughts of what happened. Maybe you're just reading too much into this. You never thought of Dash in "that" way, or maybe it's more accurate to say romantic things never really interested you. Mostly, because you figured no one would ever want a wimp like you.
"Oh geez..."
>You could go for some water or something right now.
>You hear ruffling behind you. Someone must've taken the booth behind you, and judging from the sound they're back to back with you.
>"Antoine."
"Wha-?"
>You look over your shoulder.
>A gray pony in a trenchcoat and big hat is looking back at you.
>"H-hello, Antoine."
"...W-who are you?"
>Your heart starts to pump.
>"I know it's been a couple days, but I'd hope you wouldn't have forgotten my voice?"
>It can't-
"Octavia?"

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>>29478170

>>29478037
Noooo! Don't start falling for Rainbow slut

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>>29478170
>She looks around before responding.
>"Yes. It's the terrible me..."
>You can hear the regret in her voice, but remnants of yesterdays anxiety is returning in full force.
>What does she want?! WHAT DOES SHE WANT?!
>"HELLOOOO! Are you there hon?"
>Drenched in sweat, you whip your head to a hair bunned unicorn, loudly chewing gun.
"Y-yes?!"
>I said, "what do you want to drink"! Are you alright? You look super pale."
"I-I-I-I'm fine! Water please. Muh-myfriend is in the restroom, and I'm waiting t-t-t-t-"
>She raises a hoof.
>"I got it. I'll come back later. Celestia help me..."
>She walks off with an arrogant sway of her hips.
>"Are you okay?"
>You breathe deeply through your nose.
"You d-don't get to ask me th-that. You don't associate with monkeys. R-remember?"
>Her stature visibly shrinks.
>"I want to apologize about that. It was absolute rubbish of me to do, and I don't know how I can make it up-"
>Her voice cracks a little.
"How did you even find me here?"
>She takes a deep breath.
>"I saw you through the window on my way to your cottage to try, and speak with you again."
"Again?"
>She nods.
>"After my unforgivable display, I waited until the group parted ways for the eve, and followed your Rainbow friend to your house. She must've came there at least Twelve times. I had to hide for some time."
>So that "hallucination"-
>"Did you get my letter?"
"You left a letter?"
>"On your front doorstep, since it seemed you weren't going to answer..."
>You didn't see a letter. To be fair you weren't looking at the ground until Rainbow dragged you out to Ponyville.
"I s-see. Why are you in Disguise though?"
>She remains silent.
"Octavia?"
>"I-I don't want Rainbow Dash to see m-me."
>Of course it's bullshit.
"Can't you just tell me--"
>Your line of questioning is interrupted when Dash slides back into her seat loudly.
>"I'm back! Did you miss me?!"
>You can hear Octavia squeak in shock from behind you.
>"Hold on..."
>Dash glares at you.

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>>29478573

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>>29478573
>She gets closer to your face, her eyes never leaving your face.
>"You're pale, and sweaty. Did something happen while I was gone?"
>You try to control your breathing.
"I-N-no."
>"Is that so?"
"Yes."
>She leans back in her seat, clearly still suspicious.
>"I was serious about my promise."
"I-I know."
>She crosses her hooves.
>"If somepony is making you uncomfortable, all you have to do is tell me. I will make it go away. It's okay."
>You gulp, licking your lips slightly.
>Dash looks around you, with annoyed eyes.
>"All you have to say is what it is Ant. Just tell me if somepony is bothering you."
>Octavia's breaths are as ragged and coarse as yours right now.
>You think of all those pained emotions you suffered through yesterday. All the times people, and ponies hurt you-
>Never have you had the chance to get payback. To sic an attack Dog on them.
>It's rude to think of Dash as a dog, but she herself volunteered to be a weapon that you can aim at your enemies.
>Octavia's eyes fearfully watch you.
>Girl has probably never been in a fight in her life, not to mention Rainbow Dash is an element of Harmony.
"Well..to be h-honest-"
>"No..please."
>"Yes?"
"The thing is-"
>Rainbow stands up ready to pounce on the pony behind you, as if she knows who it is.
>You're sweating heavily. The tension is so thick, the air becomes thick, and everyone can feel it.
>Why is Octavia not running away?
"Th-the waitress forgot the menus."
>Rainbow Dash looks down at the table.
>"Huh. I guess she did..."
"Ye-yeah."
>She stands op waving the waitress over."
>"Can we get a couple menus over here?!"
>"Thank you."
"I didn't do it f-for you. I just don't like violence."
>"What are you whispering over ther to yourself?"
>Rainbow has that suspicious glare again.
"I-I was just thinking of how I can thank you for this. It was amazing of you to do for me."
>Dash grins, and starts playing with her mane.

>>29475528

It's OK. You'll hit puberty eventually, late bloomer.

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>>29478688
I don't want Tavi get hurt.

>>29478688
shit nigga, this is getting good
continue

>>29478688
This better not end any other way except Dash getting the guy.

>>29479140
How can one anon be this wrong ?

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>>29479140
No

>>29479140
>>29479180
Dash and Octavia threesome

>>29479158
>>29479180

>I like getting talked down to in public by people who are embarrassed to be seen with me

I just don't understand why taste this bad exists.

>>29479194
You'll grow up someday. Then you'll know.

>>29479140
I agree
Octavia go away

>>29479194
You should know, you have it.

>>29479191
This is also acceptable.

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>>29479221
>You'll grow up someday. Then you'll know.
Grown adults don't like getting humiliated in public, just so you know.

>>29479194
How can one anon be so right ?

The only thing Tavi did wrong was deny knowing you in public, not talk shit to you to make you feel like the scum of the earth.

She's even trying to apologize and from their earlier interaction before this mess, she actually seems amicable. The one thing both share is the lack of a spine in certain instances, and its something I hope they help each other work through.

>>29479140
>>29479242
this

>>29479194
>Not wanting Octi to be snooty and abuse you in public and make up for it in the bedroom later
FAK OFF KUNT

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>>29479551

>>29479352
>The only thing Tavi did wrong was deny knowing you in public
>not talk shit to you

>said you were lying
>insinuated you were some sort of obsessed stalker
>spoke down to you like you were less than her

If you count monkey as a slur (they certainly must), then she even did participate in straight shit talk.

Once again, I'm sure she's sorry. If it was me I would just shrug it off, call her a cunt and see if we could work from there. I've had worse starts to friendships that ended up decent.

Doing that to someone like Ant, however, is so much worse. Meanwhile Rainbow is doing her best to pick up the pieces and, from her point of view, keep away the pony that drove Ant right back into a depressive spiral.

And before anyone even TRIES saying she couldn't have known, she spent hours with him the night before. There's no way she didn't at least realize he was a bit of an anti-social mess from just their initial talk alone.

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>>29478688
>You feel awful, lying to Dash like this. Absolute scum.
>"You creep..d-don't start flattering me like that! I already know I'm awesome--WHERE'S THOSE MENUS?!"
>With a red face, she races to the front counter in a flustered rush.
"I can't believe I did that."
>"If it means anything I'm truly sorryAntoine..."
>You heard.
>"Okay, to tell you the truth, I was on y way to see y-you again."
"I figured that. Is that why you're in that getup? Scared to be seen with me?"
>Octavia falls silent once more.
>"It-it's complicated. I truly, and honestly want to know more about you, but due to an ongoing situation, I have to treat this delicately..."
>You can feel her looking at you.
>You twiddle your thumbs nervously, wondering if you should take her at face value. Do you want to risk opening yourself up again?
>What would you do if she hurt you again?
>"Please say something..."
"Hu-huh? What did you say?"
>"I was asking if I could visit you, and try to make things right? Face to face? Please allow me to explain myself, and maybe we can see if there's any potential for anything to continue?"
"I-I don't know."
>"I promise, I'll give you the whole truth. I so desperately want to have more conversations with you like at S4LT. You're actually quite fascinating. A once in a lifetime type-"
"Please stop. I get it."
>You don't want to let your guard down, but that fleeting ember of hope is slowly building into a raging fire.
>You take a deep breath, wringing your clammy hands together anxiously.
>Do you say yes, or just refuse?
>What if she's for real?
"...Is this serious?"
>"Yes."
>You take a deep breath.
"F-fine. Come over later tonight. After it's dark."
>She shifts in her seat, as if she's cheering silently.
>"Brilliant...! I shall come after Nightfall then."
>That well-spoken manner of hers was missed in this short time.
>She leaves the booth, keeping her head down as she passes by a blushing, and babbling Rainbow Dash.
>Guilt replaces those feelings of positivity.

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>>29479583

>>29479567
She mentioned they must both be anti-social since she was on the other side of the room, hanging out in the corner also

>>29479583
no situation is an excuse to be that much of a cunt. He better end up with rainbow

>>29479628
Shh, anon...You're right, but you'll rustle the Tavifags.

>>29479648
>implying I'm not a tavifag

>>29479648
>Dashfags are trying to take over.

>>29479675
Not saying you aren't, but judging by comments like this
>>29478556
I'm assuming a few members of the grey music mare defense force are looming around.

I don't even want to see this get too romantic, actual people like Antoine jumping into a relationship is almost never a good idea.

I just hate that people are siding with the pony that hurt him (and will probably do it again, whether she wants to or not) over the pony that is literally his only support network.

>>29479628
whynotboth.gif

>>29479722
Octavia doesn't have the barrier reef growing in her cunt

>>29467875
>>29468066
>>29468760
You have a shit taste in music, but your green is mediocre at best.

>>29478688
>>29479583
And it's shit now. Welp, at least you've tried.

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>MFW
Didn't want no shit pone anyway

>>29479628
What if she lose her occupation if she didn't do what she did?
Bands are democratic for the most part, you know.

>>29479756
Nice constructive criticism.

>>29478112
>how dare you call me out on my bullshit
>y-you haven't been outside the US
Didn't know there were minotaurs and other mystical creatures and their lands outside the US lol

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Goddammit, I was really enjoying this green. For once a writefag didn't abandon it midway and now people are getting anally devastated left and right. Why do you guys have to ruin everything?

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>>29479837
Eat a phat raccoon dick :D

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>>29479691
Sub out Dash for Appulhorse or Ponk or fucking Spike and I would be siding with them.

And please, I am a happy appulfag, thank you very much.
>>29479756
Ignore this, your writing is fine. And don't let people arguing RD vs. Tavi effect you too much writefriend, it means you're doing your job well.

>>29479862
>don't let people arguing RD vs. Tavi
There is no arguing, Octi is fucking cunt in this green, RD - is the only real option.

On one hand, Tavi fucks up like an autist in public settings but has stuff in common with Ant and even seems like good company when its just the two of them

On the other, RD has nothing in common with him, but pushes Ant to be more outgoing and supports him however she can

I'd like to know more about how Dash feels about Ant and Tavi's situation and feelings before making a call tbqh

>>29479886
She seems more insecure than an outright cunt.

>>29479816
nah, I've added the implication phrase because nations tend or tended to be homogenous and strictly dislike newcomers, even if they're nice to guests. it's something people don't like to talk about: cultures tend to prefer one own's over the other.
all of them know ponies. but humans? that's probably either like an alien or a hybrid mutant.

>>29479970
Not him, but it's why I suggested the Changedlings. A society on the mend of their evil ways would probably jump to make a new arrival to equestria to feel welcome, and among shapeshifters form doesn't matter as much.

>>29479966
>insecure
You can say that about Anon in this green. Insecure spineless faggot. Is this self insert from writefag?

There a pastebin for this yet?

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>>29480046
Anon, why are you such a salty Sally?

>>29462791
Of the 3 initial donkey responses this is the best one.

>>29479756
T. Dying Octavia Threadfag

>>29480078
Being a bit salty is fine by me.

>>29480103
I thought you were shitposting for attention. You're actually triggered by this green?
You are pathetic lol

>>29480136
He's projecting onto the writefag

>>29479947
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xweiQukBM_k

>>29480046
That's every greentext story ever

>>29480621
Maybe, but this Anon clearly suffers from autism or some other social disease.

>>29480655
Thats every writefag ever

>>29480655
Sorry, *Antione

Who knew this story could spawn discussion, and hatred all in the same token? Thats how you know you made it

>>29468750
Wow this made the mood drop an octive

>>29480829
You felt something?

>>29480919
Yeah the tone was a bit melodious

>>29479970
And that has what to do with mystical creatures and their lands?
You know the original topic

Not your projection unto mystical creatures and how they would supposedly act?

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>>29480960

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>>29481020
What i cant help it if the story isnt upbeat

>>29479756
Writefag, don't let this single nigger stop you from finishing this green, motherfucker.

as long as anon ends up with dash despite
dash being worst pone
then this green will be good

>>29478688
>>"You're pale, and sweaty. Did something happen while I was gone?"
>>You try to control your breathing.
>"I-N-no."
why

>>29479583
>"F-fine. Come over later tonight. After it's dark."
WHY

>>29480996
>Mystical creatures means they might do anything at any time for no reason
>Therefore it's a great idea to march onto their land and demand accomodation

>>29475817
>>29481329
Maybe nobody feels qualified to answer because we're all NEET virgins (myself included). But come on. Even women in porn don't act like that.

B O T H
O
T
H

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>>29481408
Octavia did nothing wrong

>>29481555
Your trips have no power over me. She's been a bad donk, and must atone for her sins.

>>29481331
>I'm gonna keep projecting unto mystical creatures
>i know how they would think
>Now I'm gonna project unto you even though you never said you'd demand accommodation or said you'd march into their territory like you owned the place I'm just gonna assume that.
wew
Projection is most unbecoming

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>>29481608

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>>29481331
DASHFAGS GET OUT OF MY THREAD

>>29481371
Speak for yourself Antoine

>>29481716
Feel free to enlighten us with the account of how you totally scored with a women by convincing her of how pathetic and desperate you were.

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I'm about to blow your minds

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>>29481738

>>29481737
Well I fucked a white bitch and ate the booty like groceries by not being you and all she needed to know was I work. So go wallow in your own autism Antoine

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FUUUUUU
SION
HA

>>29481816
HOL UP
*smacks lips*
SO YOU BE SAYIN

>>29481837
I know I should be pissed at your racism but dammit if it ain't true. Try saying "fuck you mean" a lot. That's the new thing

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>>29479180
This

>>29481827
Lets vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/12342028

>>29481816
Kill yourself normalfaggot

>>29481986
FUCK DA POLICE

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>>29481816

>>29481994
Maybe but my dick has been wettened. Enjoy your right hand vagina simulator loser

>>29481986
I don't know if anyone caught on, and it might be just me, but this poll seems biased.
Crazy, I know.

>>29482032
I don't see it

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>>29482045

>>29482047
Hmm. So it's in favor of that cow Dash? Everyone like fruity pebbles

>>29482022
Anon, pls. I would never cheat on good ol Lefty.

>>29482047
>>29482053
The creator was a fool, now Octavia's votes will be separated while Dashfags will remain united.

Unless that was the plan the whole time!

>>29482229
You're absolutely right. Unless, for instance, all the Tavifags were to vote together on:

Octavia Melody

Then they might have a chance.

>>29481986
>That perfect fucking 50/50 split.

>Dashtraps vs Tavifriends war
Pretty fun desu senpai

>>29482331
I can't wait to see the outcome.
Carnage as far as the eye can see
Over two fictional horses.

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>>29482331

>Wiafu battle incoming.
>Nobody is thinking of the innocent pancakes.

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>>29482389
Just sit back and enjoy the Chaos my man. The pancakes will be fine.

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Tavi will win and expose Dash for the evil-doer that she is!

Antoine deserves someone that understands his interests and culture, not some thirsty dudebro out for dick.

>>29482389
Zangoose vs serviper

>>29482543
You don't know this, even as a chaotic god.
Anything can happen to pancakes in this situation.

>>29462766
You calling me a nigga?

>Dash pulling ahead.

You faggots can barely keep a general alive and you think you can win this poll? Anon is gonna end up with Rainbow.

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End her.

>>29483001
The real question is whether Rainbow wants us. We don't exactly bring a lot to the table.

>>29483189
That's actually a solid point

>>29483189
I'd rather be friendzoned by Dash than be Octavia's private indulgence while getting humiliated in public. Death to all redcoats, Rainbow is a real American hero.

>>29479583
MOAR, FAGGOT.

Love you

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>>29483257
King George did nothing wrong, luv

>>29483257
The story isn't fucking finished yet. What Octy did was utterly reprehensible, but let's be the bigger person and hear her out.

>>29483426
You're a big guy

>>29483455
The biggest.

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>>29483498
>He didn't say the thing

bunp for waifu wars

>>29484195

>all these niggers thinking they have a say in who Antoine ends up with
Delusional bastards. Like you've all never did unforgivable shit. It's easy to paint someone the villain when they aren't a nameless face in the crowd. Stop being vindictive manbabies and let the story unfold

>>29484409
The fuck are you talking about? What does me doing bad shit have to do with Anon hooking up with Octavia or Rainbow Dash?

>>29481986
Why not both?
But not blue-maned whorse.

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>>29479583
>Rainbow Dash buzzes back to the table, with the biggest smile she can muster, which only makes you feel even worse.
>"Here, I got the menus! I'm sorry I took so long, but they were telling me about this special that if-"
>She places a menu down still babbling on about whatever the diner is doing. To be honest, you're not listening too hard right now.
>You're freaking out internally. This is a bad idea. What if she's just looking to break you again?
>This was uncharacteristically rash of you if you're being honest. That second slice of humble pie is gonna be a killer.
>"Uh...are you alright? You've been sitting there in silence for some time dude."
>Looking to Rainbow Dash, who is holding her menu up, with concerned eyes you hide shaking hads under the table.
>"You've been spacing out this whole time. Are you sure something didn't happen while I was gone?"
"I-I want to ask you something."
>She puts the menu down.
>"Okay. Go ahead."
>You lick your dried lips, and muster up your courage.
"Do you believe in second chances?"
>She tilts her head.
>"Hah? What do you mean?"
"Like, do you think everyone deserves a second chance? A chance to do what's right?"
>Her confused face softens.
>"Do you mean you? You know you don't have that sort of thing with me. Your chances are infinite!"
>She smiles brightly.
>"I mean, look at you now, and last night. You're doing what you're supposed to do! I'm proud of you. I want to stick by you the whole way until you start going out yourself! Even past that."
"Y-yeah! It's about me...oh b-boy."
>She nods still smiling, and picks her menu back up.
>"So what are we doing tonight?"
>You double-take.
"Wh-what was that?"
>"What are we doing tonight? Movies? Games?"
"I-I didn't know we were spending the night together also..."
>"Uh, DUH. You think after yesterday, I'm letting you out of my sight? I need to make sure you'll be okay!"
"I can handle myself in my own home Rain-"
>She sits the menu down calmly.