It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
Princess Celestia has a human counterpart; whether they're aware of each other is anyone's guess. Suppose, one day, both pony-Celestia and people-Celestia were to meet up: could you even imagine meeting your counterpart from another reality? What do you think they'd talk about? - do you think they'd have anything in common?
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/F2iArQf1
We have a Discord https://discord.gg/QT7GERp
>>29459745
oh boy another pone discord
we actually don't have a gay-ass seekrit klub offsite
>>29459745
One that no sunfags actually use. ^:)Shill somewhere else, fag.
Let me be blunt: is there a crisis in /sun/?
>>29459781
Hi peg.
>>29460206
that wibbly-wobbly hoof-wave from the something something rainbow factory episode was nicer desu
>>29459470
>>29460153
We're all dead.
Man I'm happy today. Sunny-D n loads of weed for wake and bake. Praise.
>>29460505
And yet Principal Celestia is seemingly more useful than pony Celestia cause pony Celestia is a phony. A big fat phony.
>>29460505
>>29460736
but both Celestias a qt
>>29459745
Fuck you, the skype was autistic enough.
>>29460923
We need to use autism to fuel us on this journey.
>>29460779
That's true, I'd suck the farts outta either/boths butts in a heartbeat
>>29460942
I'm only joining if it's actual /sun/, it has to be a specific autism.
>>29460955
Seems pretty legit. It's fairly dead, just like /sun/.
i like princess celestia because she is tall and pretty, and has big wings
>>29460968
Might have a looksee later on then
>>29460968
>Seems pretty legit
offsites are not legit.
oh and it's Valentine's next week. has there been any scuttlebutt elsewhere in this toilet website about appreciating horse waifus?
Celestia has the largest, because the sun is huge!
>>29461014
I hope she's a gas giant
>>29459470
i want to lick celestia's asshole so clean you could eat off it. which i intend to do.
>>29461018
>>29461151
I don't see a sun horse in there.
>"I'm not giving you 'more internet money', Sunbutt, what the fuck."
>'YOU'LL WEGWRET THIS, ANONYMOUS, BUDDEH!'
>page 9
>>29464813
Next time you want to bump and don't have jack shit to offer, don't bump
>>29462170
>if sunhorse was a cancerous shithead leaf like everyone else in this thread.
I want to massage Celestia's huge ponut
>>29459470
Are there humanized pics of her?
>>29465142
Neat implications, dude
>>29465204
None, at all
>>29465289
Why Tito from Rocket Power?
>>29465324
I wondered the same thing
Always thought of her as more of a Raymundo or Otto's bob marley teacher
Man, the party never stops does it
All this fun and stuff we always have here
You fags too busy ERP'ing in that discord to bump or something
>>29459470
I want to rape Celestia so hard, so many times, so deep that she has a seizure. I want to wreck that bitch's happy hole so badly she will never bear a foal ever again.
.
>>29467514
>>29467739
hey what's up again, reddit
Told you fags we should've skipped a week, mercy bump
This is a very interesting subjective thing: How large/small do you think you would be in relation to Celly?
>>29468430
Technically taller than her, but her horn gives her some extra height. Therefor ponies can still claim that their beloved solar princess remains the tallest in the land. Even if you have to look down a bit to talk to her.
Last mercy bump
>>29468430
something like this
me being190cm
>>29466019
>>29466872
I love different interpretations of Celestia like this.
...Doesn't hurt that they're pretty, too.
>>29468430
Celestia is chin-height; regular ponies hip-height; and foals knee-height.
This is because being able to test your chin on the top of her head while cuddling melts my heart, while avoiding sperging out with that fucking candy cane infographic.
Little sisters are for bullying.
>>29469578
Impostor! That is her sister. I can tell because of the little mane forehead swoosh thing, and the lack of a cute ear curl thing instead.
Should've skipped a week
Shit at this point since we're dragging the corpse of an image dump across the board every week, we ought to just wait for the season to start back up
Last mercy bump
I would travel through time and space for her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHs5f_I7JoA
>>29461170
Will you let a man rest after slaughtering Changelings??
>>29472196
>Celestia has had enough, and asks you to either be rid or have them burned
>squash yourself into one of the maids' cupboards with your body pillows in one of your favourite armour suits, brooding
>inadvertently terrify poor Feather Swish first thing in the morning
DJONN PLS
>>29472370
poor feather swish
don't die yet
I guess
My dream
>Anon is too busy even on such a special daycuz thread is ded
>>29459470
Thanks for the official thread, Isaac 2.0
>>29476769
Can't blame it on the discord since we're usually dead to begin with
Absolutely the last one then you can fucking die and we can repeat this again on sunday
Yay
>>29476769
Anon is maybe joining his friends Shining and Cadance in the Crystal Empire - representing Celestia and Equestria in an official capacity, and as a personal gesture of friendship - while also hoping for confirmation of the readiness of the return Royal Carriage on the Friendship Express.
How's that?
>>29477907
>hoping for confirmation of the readiness of the return Royal Carriage on the Friendship Express
>"AND NOW, PUH-LEASE RISE - FOR THE OFFICIAL ANTHEM OF THE CUUUHHHRYSTAL EMMMMPIIIIRE!"
>What the fuck, Shining
>Why am I naked and oily
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml4wAnvfM4M
>Why does that sound familiar?
I wish the Celestia Funko had nicer, more show-accurate eyes. She's currently living on my desk at work, with a few other nick-nacks.
Overall:
>sitting on her haunches like a peasant
>forever sliiightly off-balance because of solid vinyl mane-blob mass
>incorrect mane colour pallette
>beautiful magenta orbs replaced with void-eyes
For dedicated waifu-havers only desu because fuck anyone brain-damaged enough to collect these pieces of shit
>>29477907
https://youtu.be/m5N9IHqqGcA
>Canterlot Mountain appears in the distance, faintly visible in the darkness of the wee hours through the reflections in the carriage window
>the Friendship Express rumbles on
>>29478862
>should you expect her at the station?
>will you need to wake her?
>>29478193
>soulless, lifeless eyes staring at you all day
>>29459470
Discord has his way with her?
She has sex with Prince Blue Blood?
She doesn't get a episode in season 7?
You have sex with her but only because she can't say no
>>29459470
Why lack of EQG Celestia?
>>29478973
Because eqg is trash, that's why.
>>29478895
>Discord has his way with her?
Get the fuck out KP.
>>29478973
Serves nohoovesfags right.
>>29478990
If it's such trash then why did you post an image from the eqg comic?
>>29478875
And I bet it's pricey too. This is why the only figurines I have are those from Kinder chocolate eggs. Though rather than making a Celestia one they'd probably sell them with no surprise at all.
>>29478990
That's right.
>>29479681
>>29480625
Why Warhammer 40,000?
>>29480843
why not Warhammer 40,000?
>>29480847
Is there cross over fic of MLP FIM and Warhammer 40K?
>>29478875
>not having her watching over, protecting you
(Sorry for pic quality, used flash and took it in bed)
piss on self-esteem
forward busted knee
sick head, blackened lung
and i'm a simple, selfish sun
>>29479458
>And I bet it's pricey too.
In its defence: not really: I'd love to complete a trio with her sister and niece. However, I'd love a proper, subtle, show-accurate Celestia to live on my desk, but given that our purpose is to suffer with no episode and terrible, terrible comic stories, I don't hold much hope.
It's a token of waifu-ism, not something to worship in and of itself, if that makes any sense.
Are you not aware the fawning of these characters is a form of idolatry and therefore an abomination before Allahu? Is it not apparent to you that this waifuism is a practition of those who have been lead astray from Allahu's light? Was it not revealed to you by the prophet Abū al-Qāsim Muḥammad, peace be upon him, that one does not put idols before Allahu? Is it not a fact that your own prophet said to put your worship of Allahu before any other thing, such as it was preached among Moses? It was once said by one of the prophets sent by Allahu "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.". We are the sword with which Allahu delivers his divine punishment unto the world. Through his guiding hand, we set upon a journey to spread his light to the kafir, as did prophets before Abū al-Qāsim Muḥammad, peace be upon him.
Why do you live this life as a kafir? For punishment is given to those who deny the light of Allahu. Give unto yourself the change required to live the virtuous life as is intended by Allahu. Destroy this worship of false idols and give into yourself the light that is Islam.
>>29482747
>>29482747
Your light is surrender and your mind is without its will.
>>29479681
>H&H is naturally the height of party season at the Crystal Empire, and of course Celestia has a plus-one
>one of Cadance's silly break-the-ice H&H party games has a surprising outcome: not sure if coincidence or bamboozlement
>>29483095
>dinner and dancing with Celestia at the renowned annual H&H Crystal Ball, hosted by your good friends Shining and Cadance
Good times
Thought y'all might find it interesting
https://youtu.be/Z-8zCCkU-YU
>>29484415
unf
>>29484415
it's alright
might as well bump
>>29485048
>no magic glow
what the fuck
>>29478862
>>29478871
>you will never disembark the Friendship Express, exhausted, in the wee hours
>Luna's Guard - weird but otherwise friendly - allow you entry
>One of the maids, almost supernatural in their precognition, has laid out your nightclothes
>You will never climb into bed beside a sound asleep Celestia
You can die after this one, I promise
>>29480625
>>29487201
>>29488060
Heh, ikr, you totes fuckin got me, dudeman
Shit is way ebic, guess the image dump lives on
>>29488096
This dump sure lives on all right.
>>29488316
that wasn't even a pun you stupid fucking fence hopping wetback
>>29488643
>>29484415
>>29488316
>fake carlos that can't even pun
You don't deserve that Carlos pic.
Do you feel that this is the right scale?
>>29488831
No, she should bebigger
>>29488831
I've always preferred her to be a little bit taller than that - just about even eye height - but I have to admit, there's something warm and comfy about the thought of being able to take your princess into a hug and tuck her head underneath your chin.
>>29488831
>>29489188
t. manlets wanting to be taller than the princess.
>>29489384
>6'2"
I'm no basketball player, but hardly manlet.
>>29489585
>6'2"
Kek, manlet in denial.
>>29489384
>>29489585
>>29489828
great contributions
i'm 7'2" and made of solid gold. i'd like to ride princess celestia through a sunny paddock, but my legs would drag along leaving furrows in the ground, and she'd be all bandy-legged and i wouldn't want to hurt her like that.
>>29489922
t. triggered manlet upset and insecure about his height.
>>29488831
>>29469195
>>29468430
This has been figured out already. Sunbutt is about 173 cm tall.
>>29490774
Raising the sun everyday must allow a few moments beforehand, so what do you think she does with it? or is she a really heavy sleeper who falls back asleep afterwards for a little bit?
>>29490801
>neglecting her duties post-Sunrise
Unthinkable!
>>29490774
>Celestia is 173 cm tall
>be 194 cm
>her ass is perfectly on my crotch level
This is my fetish.
>>29490801
>>29490806
After raising the Sun from her private balcony - the Summer Sun Festival being the only time she really performs her duty in public - she retires to get ready for the day ahead.
OTP
>>29468990
WAZ
>>29492142
Uh guys...
uh oh
i don't like the sound of that
>>29492258
>Inb4 Starlight bitches about her past again
>Inb4 Celestia pats her on the head and tells her she's a good pony because that's what everyone fucking does
>Inb4 half the episode doesn't even involve Celestia
>>29492426
I told you
I told you if they EVER gave her an episode, it'd just be 3 fucking lines of dialogue and some more walk cycles
>>29492483
Bump
>>29493441
>low energy bump for the image dump
I'm not surprised that news of a possible ep can't even stir us
>>29492426
Twilight/glimglam will have some stupid adventures on the way to see Celestia, and best princess gets maybe two or three lines and a stock laugh or giggle.
>>29493524
>"Haha, my word, Twilight, it sounds like the two of you had quite an adventure on the way to the castle."
>'We sure did, Princess! Right, Beav?'
>Idiot_Glimmer_Grin.MP4
>"Well, I think the lesson here is-"
>Roll credits
>>29494046
>>29494055
i love both these pics and i never realized until now theyre both from the same artist. sauce?
ayy bby I ams king of dat wite puchhi :)))
>>29494502
Yep, I want to fist her anus, too, dude, +1
What's your username, dawg, I wanna give you gold
>>29488036
>>29494122
Guy's name is Devinian. Can find more of his stuff on DA.
>>29494502
>>29494523
>>29494959
Tis hearsay wil nut bey tolerbadded >:3333
>>29494523
agathon all caps
A is an antlantian Λ
>>29495186
>>29495215
Man, I miss that sunfag mod
I really do
>>29495330
i miss mods who actually do their fucking jobs
>>29495379
Unmoderated board best board.
Don't know why, but don't die yet
I guess
>>29496096
ur waifu a mine
>>29496264
Please die during the night
There's nothing to salvage
>>29494837
I like this one. Speaks to me of adventures in the Frozen North.
>>29490801
I think that she would spend that time conferring with her sister about the stuff that happened on her watch,and generally catch up with her.