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fire the emergency booster engines

>>29452931
>Not using the Name field

For fucks sake.

>>29454250
whoops

>>29452931
sodin

>>29452931
Thx for reviving it famalam.

pita'

Page ten again.

>>29456808

>no subject

lel

I was going to restart it when I had something to post, but fuck it we'll roll with it.

>>29458233
Wutchu got?

>>29456808
Shouldve let it die. Maybe we can get it right next time

>>29459204
Not much. But it's something. And can people state my curiosity, and tell me why RGE hates us?

>>29400451
>You returned to the ball without anyone giving you any noticeable glances.
>And you see why.
>Twilight and Flash were cutting a cake, and are engrossed in a rather passionate kiss.
>All eyes are on them, as the ponies giggled and hooted.
>You may have gotten back a little too late to offer any proper cheer.
>But you can smile and clap after they’re done.
>After that, the night proceeded with anything major happening.
>As the night went on, you talked to an uncountable amount of ponies.
>You Gave Twilight that dance she wanted.
>And the punch wasn’t all that bad.
>A clanging sound rings over the party.
>Drawing the attention of everyone in the room.
>Flash has tapped the side of a glass with a spoon.
>And you guess Twilight amplified the sound with her magic.
>”Thank you all for your attention.”
>Flash has a broad smile on his face.
>”And thank you all for coming here tonight.”
>”Because of you all, tonight was amazing.”
>”But unfortunately, all good thing must come to an end.”
>”We both wish you a safe trip home on this chilly night.” Twilight speaks this time.
>”And for those who need to take a train to Cantorlot, we will happily keep you in the castle until we can clear the ice from the tracks in the morning.”
>After their announcement, ponies started to go up to their Prince and Princess.
>They wish them a safe night as well, before calmly leave the castle.

>>29460643
Anon needs to stop charade. He is the shit bag ruining a marriage here.

>>29459411

>>29460643
>tell me why RGE hates us?

There is a contingent of posters in that general who are very sensitive to the way Anons are treated by women in stories because they self-insert all of them and feel that they're being mistreated as well. They like RGRE because Anon is usually given the special treatment that women get in real life there. So when they hear of "cuck general" meme, we become the greatest affront to their sensibilities.

>>29460699
You can't ruin something that's already broken

>>29461671
>Twilight is trying to live as a single mare in a marriage
>Oh me so lonely while horsebond is out trying to provide
> hey look its a beta male that i wont feel guilty messing around with
>Husband has no idea. And would not be ok with if he knew

>>29462054
I didn't say they aren't horrible people, just that their marriage was already ruined.

>>29462054
>horsebond is out trying to provide

She's a princess

>>29462573
> he guys its ok that she cheats she is a princess
>what my wife cheated on me with jamal? nah thats ok she is a princess

Krump'''

>>29452931
lmao, wtf is this

>>29452931

>>29460699
Oh hey I got someone to hate Anon. That's nice for a change.

>>29462615
You need to chill brah. Just saying he has no reason to work for so long since they're rich. Can't blame Jamal if he doesn't come home to take care of that purple plot.

>>29465198
>Soldiers on to protect the land he swore an oath to protect
>he's the bad guy for doing so
Gas the traitors, marriage war now

>>29466008
>he's the bad guy for doing so

Nope, just the cuck. Besides, I very much doubt it's that simple anyway. You don't end up spending so little time with your wife that she doesn't see you come to bed just because you're a guard. I could understand if there were a conflict going on or maybe a promotion but that's never been implied iirc. I think he's been avoiding her purposely. Celestia is the one who believes he married her just to make her happy.

>>29466086
You know, now that I think of it, it kind of sounds like Flash is also cheating on Twilight.

>Celestia has reason to believe Flash only married her because she wanted it, not because he loved her
>Flash is never home at night
>Them women (mares) are often into those fit smexy army types

I wonder how distraught Twilight would even be if she found out Flash was cheating on her. I mean, publicly or around him I guess she would be mortified, but would she be in tears around anon, or possibly even secretly relieved? I don't think we even know from the information at the beginning whether or not they are even still married, but I could be remembering things wrong.

>>29466338
People often rationalize infidelity to themselves as acceptable because their partner is likely doing it too.

Twiggles is probably like "Well, Flash is probably definitely cheating on me, so it's fine if I trip and fall onto any dick I want."

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page 10? stop dis

>>29468220
get used to it

I'll never get married!

>>29469425
Not with that attitude.

>>29460643
>Soon there is only you and a hand full of ponies left.
>You see Flash yawn, and after he’s done, he whispers into Twilight’s ear.
>She whispers back, and kisses him before he leaves.
>Twilight proceeds to trots up to the group.
>”Princess, you don’t have to show us to our rooms, I’m sure one of the guards would be more than happy to tend to that.” A stocky stallion says.
>”Indeed, and I’m sure you would be much happier spending time with your husband.”
>This time a mare speaks up.
>She also couldn’t keep herself from giggling when she said spending time.
>”Oh no, as royal house guest, it is our duty to show you to your rooms.”
>”But since Flash is tried, and has to get up to help clear the tracks in the morning.”
>”I’ll be having that honor.”
>”That unfortunately means I won’t be spending that kind of time with him.”
>Twilight turns, and mentions us to follow her.
>And with no further objections, all of us followed behind her.
>It didn’t take long for the group to enter the guest wing.
>And one by one, Twilight shows them to their own rooms.
>Each time wish them a good night and pleasant dreams.
>Until it was just you and Twilight left.
>”This way Anon.”
>She takes you pretty far from the last room.
>Almost making you question if you were still in the guest wing, before she stops at a door.
>”And this one will be yours for tonight.”

>>29469425
But what about your waifu

Plaster

>>29470306
Homewrecker anon

trump

>>29470306
>anon takes out a pistol and blows out her pony brains

>page 8

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>>29471845

>>29473738
Well, someone's getting blown. That's for sure.

Did we lose Loki again? :(

>>29475507
saw him in /moon/

>>29475507
I agreed to take part in a /moon/ write off, which closed with only two of us submitting our stories. It has been consuming my green time.

I will return to sunnybuns loving shortly.

I will never get married as long as I live bump

bottlebanked

>>29475789
Guess I need to follow /moon/ now too :/
There's not enough time for all this bread!

>>29452931
THIS THREAD IS SHIT!! DELET THIS!!

>>29479045
oh shut the fuck up

Is Without still around?

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>>29480320

>>29481940
we need to create an image for ll

i dont think wan coming ack with new green

picklet

>>29470306
“It’s a bit far from everyone else don’t you think.”
>She giggles since she knows you’re not asking a question.
>”It’s for privacy Anon.”
>You smirk, and knell down.
“Privacy huh.”
>You reach out your left hand, and scratch behind her ear.
>She coos immediately, and rubs her face against your hand.
>Hand and fingers, a pony’s favorite thing to love.
>After a while, Twilight reluctantly move away from your hand.
>”Not for tonight Anon.”
>”It’s been too long since I last slept in the same bed with Flash, and I’m not throwing this moment away.”
>”That’s understandable right?”
“Of course it is Twilight.”
>She suddenly wraps her forelegs around your neck, and give up a quick peck on the lips.
>”Best lover ever.”
>You return the hug.
“I try.”
>You two hold each other a little while longer, before pulling away.
>”Well then, good night Anon, I’ll see before you leave.”
>You bring yourself to stand, and open the door to your room.
“Good night Twilight.”
>Your last glimpse was of her smiling face, before you close the door.

>>29486927
Anon's should get to know the other guests and maybe meet some mares stuck there at the castle.

>>29486927
Genuinely surprised this didn't end up being clop

>>29452931

>>29486927
Maybe I'm just being thick but I still don't know where this story is going. Which is to say I can't predict the endgame.

>>29489438
Well good. I didn't want this to be an easy to figure out story. At least not towards the end anyways.

>>29489438
A pregnant and separated Twilight for one thing.

dont die yet

i guess

>>29475789
Fuck you for making me feel.

>>29489273
You see Shiny, this is why you keep getting cucked.

Predator fetish bestfetish.

>9

>>29491379

>>29496488
>The two of them actually do go off and have a great time getting burgers.
>They realize that they can just love each other and cut the middleman out.
>Cadence ends up cucking herself just because she wouldn't put out for thirty seconds.
Princess of love my ass

>>29494686

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>>29497381
I'm surprised we don't see more of actually married horses in here.

>Velvet & Night Light
>Cadance & Shining Armor
>The Cakes
>Pinkie's parents

Feels like a treasure trove of untapped opportunity.

>>29498975
There was a green here about Anon and Mrs. Cake, but I'm pretty sure it's long dead.

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>>29498975

>>29500290
Yeah that's jeff's story. Go bug him in /moon/ like I have.

>>29504895
We're losing quite a few of our writefriends to /moon/ I've noticed.

>>29504659
Think I can explain this one. They originally slept in the large bed together and got two beds when they had two foals, then they had a third and decided it would be easier to make the three share while they took the separate beds.

>>29499632

>>29506313

>>29506638

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I'm going to give livewriting a shot.

http://pastebin.com/Frkd19Lf
> "Oh, I wish you would let me make it long again! It looked so pretty!"
> "Your tail is an absolute disaster! Why, it looks like somepony pulled on it!"
> "You've been chewing on your wings again, haven't you? Every filly knows better than to chew on her wings!"
> "Stop blushing, I can't get the colours right if you're blushing!"
> You are Celestia.
> And you did not anticipate this torment.
> "Well, this dress is nice, but a bit promiscuous... I mean, you can see her whole dock!"
> You are surrounded by a team of the best love experts in Canterlot.
> Ponies who have your dating record beat several hundred times over.
> "Better to see her dock than her gaskin! Why, the poor stallion will spend the whole evening salivating if we don't cover that up!"
> Apparently word had spread quickly after you sent for the few ponies you wanted.
> When you managed to escape from Anonymous, you were promptly assaulted by a legion of fashion and culture experts.
> They had immediately informed you how terrible you looked, and how in-need of their services you were.
> You had thought you looked fine, but-
> "Tail up! We need to powder down here."
> You barely stop yourself from bucking the mare into the wall as she starts trying to move your tail.
> She wants to powder your nether bits!?
> You give her a look that has made foreign leaders tremble.
> And all she does is look confused back at you.
> Some mares...
"No need, it'll be covered."
> She looks ready to retort, before some other mare exclaims something in Prench you can't understand.
> A series of gasps erupt through the crowd of mares.
> And suddenly in a cloud of some kind of scented cosmetic, barely able to see through the thick cloud of fumes.
> Apparently, they discovered some other important imperfection.
> You start hacking up a lung, struggling to breathe.
> And now there's hooves all over your flank.
> "Princess? Are you alright?"

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>>29510140
> You struggle to open your eyes, to the concerned look of a pink pegasus.
> She's staring up at you with wide purple eyes, almost unbelievably wide given the hurricane of fumes surrounding you.
> She looks genuinely concerned about your well-being.
> When you finally manage to catch your breath, you try to put up your diplomatic smile for her.
"Of course, my little pony. Just a little bewildered."
> She gives you a skeptical look you've only seen matched by Anonymous when you lied.
> Well, apparently she's a bit more perceptive than the rest of these mares.
> "I know this must be overwhelming. I don't think I've ever heard of you getting a makeover before."
> She pulls over a file, and starts working on your hooves.
> She hums a little as she does, and it feels a little relaxing.
> It's nice, you can almost tune out the mares trying to perfectly align your feathers.
> They're rubbing some weird uncomfortable oil into them.
"Well, that's true. I'm much more comfortable in the library than the ballroom."
> She giggles.
> "Or out on the battlefield, as I understand."
> You can't help but blush at that.
> You hadn't seen a proper fight since you took power, actually.
> Even saving Anonymous had been a one-sided ambush.
"I'm afraid I wouldn't fare very well there either, at the moment."
> You tap your horn with your free hoof."
"No magic."
> She looks up at the horn with a little grimace, before shrugging.
> "Well, when you do get your magic back, you'll have to tell me. I know of a few tricks you could do with it."
> You raise an eyebrow at the suggestive tone she uses.
> You're a little surprised she would be so forward with that implication.
> But it does make you feel a little more comfortable.
"Oh? And what would a Pegasus know about Unicorn magic?"
> As she finishes with one hoof she moves to another, using her soft plumage to clean the first one.
> "You pick up on a few things in this profession. I even know a little bit about human anatomy."

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>>29510268
"Humans? You've got experience with humans?"
> She smiles up at you, and gives you a wink.
> "Well, the humans I've been with were quite experienced. It was a mutually beneficial transaction each time."
> And now your face is almost pinker than her's.
> She's been with multiple...?
> "Hey, keep these wings still! We'll have to start all over!"
> You wince at the shrill voice of the mare behind you, and try to keep your wings still.
> You give her an apologetic smile, but she doesn't even notice, too focused on her task.
> She's probably more focused on her task than you were when you fought Discord.
> These crazy ponies...
> "It's Cadenza, by the way. Lussuria Cadenza."
> You remember that name from this morning, one of the ponies you had actually intended to hire.
> You nod at her, as somepony starts tracing the outside of your ear with something.
> You hope they don't intend to pierce your ears...
"I've heard good things about you."
> As she finishes with your hoof, she sits back and claps her hooves together.
> "I should hope so! I've never had a client go disappointed."
> It feels like everything she says is dripping with seduction.
> Even though she's clearly just trying to be friendly, you almost feel aroused just talking to her.
> "Mare or stallion, should you and the prince ever wish to spice things up. I'm a very good hooves-on teacher."
> Now she's doing something with your chest fluff.
"I think we're good without personal lessons, for now."
> She nods, sticking her tongue out as she seems to focus on undoing some knot in your fur.
> Would Anonymous even notice all these little fixes?
> When she finally seems satisfied, she pulls back and looks you in the eyes again.
> "Well, at least as far as tips go, there's a few good spots you can target on a human, but every human is different, so try out a few. One typical good spot is bottom of their ears, if you just nibble a little..."
> "Watch the wings! I won't tell you again!"

clump

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>>29510465
> By the time Cadenza was done with her "tips," you were well and thoroughly embarrassed.
> The other mares had given up entirely on trying to get your blush right, since you were blushing so much on your own.
> Apparently, the main edge mares had on women was muscle control.
> She had explained, in quite explicit detail, a few tricks you could do by... flexing.
> Flexing in quite particular ways.
> It had been a struggle to not curl up into a ball of awkwardness at some of the more explicit descriptions.
> But eventually, your little assistants had finished with their remaking of your appearance.
> Saving you from Cadenza's kegel speech.
> "I'd say that looks pretty good, on the whole. Certainly wouldn't be questioned at any Canterlot locale I've been to."
> You look almost identical, looking in the mirror.
> Your fur and mane looked a little smoother, but it was hardly a noticeable difference.
> "Oh, those highlights just look adorable! They make her short mane look so much nicer. Well, less abysmal, at least."
> Highlights?
> One small streak of your mane was a slightly lighter pink.
> Nopony would possibly notice that, would they?
> "I don't know if I've ever seen her Cutie Mark glow quite like that!"
> Your Cutie Mark was going to be covered by the dress they chose.
> A very, very elaborate looking dress, but one which essentially covered you entirely.
> Only your head would remain exposed.
> "You look beautiful, Princess Celestia. I'm sure you will knock his socks off."
> Cadenza is the only one who actually addresses you, rather than talking about you like a piece of art.
> She's got that sultry look on her face again.
> Socks...
> Cadenza had explained the best sorts of fabrics for socks to make them good for... purposes.
> You shake your head.
> No time to be fantasizing about all of this fresh new advice.
> You had a date to move on with!
"You did well, my little ponies. Now... we need to finish planning out the evening."

keep it coming

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>>29510743
> "Hopefully, that will work. The whole evening feels like something out of Neighreese's classics!"
> The plan was fairly simple...
> Cadenza would be assisting in each step, keeping out of sight and pulling strings.
> You and Anonymous would meet up at Flair for 6:00.
> The ponies around you were absolutely abhorred that you were going to such a classless establishment.
> Apparently it had something of a reputation, but Anonymous clearly wanted it for some reason, so it was going to be the way things were.
> Then, you and him would be attending a Masquerade Ball at Silver Star's estate.
> A separate dress was planned for that affair, along with masks for you and Anon.
> Evidently this ball was notorious for causing ponies to fall in love, and your team was convinced you could cement Anon's love for you with it.
> Even if he said he loved you, he was in an emotional state when he did.
> You still needed to earn it.
> The two of you would be finishing off the evening with a visit to the theatre, for a performance of Leafy Business.
> A romantic comedy, apparently, was the best way to end off a romantic evening.
> Then, you two would retire to the rented out penthouse of one of the highest quality establishments in all of Canterlot.
> Its finery far outmatched the castle, where you were more conservative with taxpayer bits.
> But, those weren't the parts of the plan you were most concerned about.
> Cadenza had also slipped you a secret plan for after the two of you got to the hotel.
> It involved an outfit she had also left at the room.
> Along with detailed instructions on how to shift from romantic to seductive.
> "I'll be there, and will cast a spell on him that should amplify his senses. Then, it'll be up to you to drive him wild..."
> You felt weird consenting to another pony casting on your husband.
> But last night he had run the show with you, and your pleasure had come first.
> Tonight you were determined to repay that debt in full.

>>29510983
Making dinner, then I will return to continue writing, friendos.

>>29511003
until then
bump

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>>29510983
> "Well, my first time wasn't quite like that. But I've had some better nights out since!"
> When you finally finished all of the preparations, you had dismissed the majority of the ponies.
> After reiterating the requirement that they tell no one about your magic situation, on pain of imprisonment.
> Especially that mare who kept messing with your dock.
"It was... certainly an experience. Anonymous has had some time to develop his skills."
> You manage to keep the twinge of jealousy out of your voice as you say it.
> Now it was just you, Cadenza, and a pair of guards.
> You were shuffling through the castle towards the main gate, though every step felt weird with all products in your fur now.
> Cadenza seemed like a nice pony, if horribly inappropriate.
> She reminded you a lot of a female pony version of Anonymous, really.
> "He's still a colt, there's still plenty to learn I'm sure. If you would like me to, I could give him some tips too~"
> She sing-songs the end of the sentence, looking at you with eyes suggestive of a mind filled with dirty thoughts.
> You chuckle, batting at her with a wing.
> You're tempted, but there's a certain appeal to learning together you don't want to ruin.
> Besides, Anonymous already had so much more talent than you. You need to even the field first.
"I can't imagine him taking that well."
> She nods in agreement, blowing her mane out of her eyes.
> She's quite the lithe little pony, you notice, now that you're out of the crowd of ponies handling your looks.
> Must have a lot of unicorn blood in her to be that slender, despite the wings.
> "I suppose, coltish ego and all that. I'm sure I could find a way to get the tips across without being offensive. There's some things humans can do to your hooves with their fingers that just... Mmm."
> You can see her whole body shiver at the thought,.
> You had an ally in your battle against Anonymous, now.
> Other than your books.
"I might just take you up on that, later."

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>>29512261
> Eventually, you managed to make it to the main gate of the castle, where the two of you looked out at the overcast sky.
> The rain is still quite bad outside, though it has petered out a bit.
> One of Anonymous' guards, Shadewing, came by to tell you he would meet you at the restaurant.
> Which seemed weird to you.
> He seemed the type who would want to walk with you to the place-
> "He's got a scheme of his own, from the sounds of it."
> Surprised, you look down at Cadenza, who has a look of intense concentration on her face.
> Her wings keep ruffling as she thinks, seemingly unable to keep still.
> She's rubbing a hoof on the bottom of her chin.
"I was thinking the same thing. Any ideas?"
> She shakes her head.
> "No. I don't know enough about the prince to predict his movements."
> Hmm...
> Anon wouldn't try to out-romance you on the date you planned, would he?
"The walk to his date was romantic all on its own. I was hoping for a chance to return the favour."
> It would explain why he was so insistent on this restaurant.
> But that would be rude!
> You had let him woo you on his planned date, it's only fair that he lets you do the same.
> "I might be able to sniff out any plans he might have while we're at Flair. I imagine if he's planning something then somepony there has to know something. I could sabotage his plans."
> You look at Cadenza, and she grins up at you.
> You let a grin of your own cross your face.
"Well, if he's going to try and undermine all my work with his own romantic moves, then sabotage is fair play."
> She claps her hooves together in excitement.
> She seemed like a capable pony, and her reputation for making ponies fall in love was impeccable.
> Hopefully she could make sure your date went perfectly.
> "It's almost time, so we'll need to get going, is one of your guards going to keep the rain away?"
> Just like that, a blue bubble of magic appeared around the two.
> And without further delay, you were headed to your date.

>>29512625
>tfw when get two posts in from your return and your gf demands some Heroes of the Storm time.

Hopefully I'll be able to get more out later.

>>29513301
>gf
What are you a faggot?

>>29512625
I can't tell you how happy I am to see this continuing.
Nor how confused I am at cadence.

>>29515340
I presume, given the different name (Lussuria vs MI Amore) that she's supposed to be an ancestor or something.

>>29504895
Fuck /moon/

>>29510140
>livewriting

?

>>29515987
Probably writing "live", as opposed to doing multiple passes (outline, write, edit, etc).

>>29452931
tom was a jerk anyway

Oh fuk page 9

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>>29512625
> Maybe it was better you and Anon weren't together for this trip, it wasn't quite the fast-paced romantic run the two of you had to the lower quarter.
> Canterlot's noble district is almost eerily quiet, apart from the storm.
> The streets are entirely empty, apart from guards, because of the ferocity of the rain.
> Those few ponies who are out are desperately hiding under what cover they can find.
> "So, have you ever actually dated somepony before Anonymous?"
> Cadenza's words break you out of your state of contemplation.
"I haven't, no. Just one engagement."
> "Commander Cyclone, right?"
> The way she says it so quickly puts you a bit on edge.
> You suddenly feel acutely aware that you've let a Pegasus close to you, while you're weakened and exposed.
> A Pegasus whose words seem almost honeyed...
> You're in the middle of using a coded signal to your guards when she speaks again.
> "No need to worry, I only knew him when the two of us were younger. Our houses are two of the most distinguished in Pegasopolis."
> You finish your signal a little bit slower, her admission doing some work to put you at ease.
> You weren't intimately familiar with Pegasopolis nobility.
> You could name every Unicorn or Earth pony noble ever born, but Pegasi tended to be a bit more secretive about their social norms.
"I imagine this conflict must be hard for you, then."
> It's difficult to keep the suspicion out of your voice.
> For her part, she just laughs it off, brushing a wing against your side.
> "Not at all. My family actually stands to gain quite a bit from this affair."
> You relax a bit, but feel a creeping sadness at the back of your head.
> She's not an enemy, but...
> You allowed yourself to be fooled into thinking somepony would be interested in being your friend.
> She was just trying to manipulate you, like the rest of them.
> "Before we get to the restaurant, I should admit I had a bit of self-interest in agreeing to help you today."
> And there it is.

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>>29518163
"Of course you did."
> It's difficult to keep the venom out of your voice.
> She turns a slightly darker shade of red, seeming embarrassed at her own admission.
> And for a little while, the only sound is that of rain and your hoofguards clipping on the road.
> Until she finally musters the courage to speak again.
> "I don't mean it like that, princess. This isn't supposed to be a quid-pro-quo, just... I thought we could also help one another in other ways, in addition to my helping with your date."
> You nod, but don't look down at her this time, keeping your eyes forward.
> You should have known.
> A Pegasus owning an estate in the upper tiers of Canterlot was rare enough.
> You expected her to be some normal pony?
> She had to be well-connected and politically savvy. The sort of pony who builds connections, not friendships.
"I understand, and you will be compensated for your service to the Crown."
> Your usual line when ponies attempted to play you for something other than an agreed upon fee.
> She groans, smacking her face with a hoof.
> "I didn't mean it like that! Hold on, just let me explain!"
> You don't stop, and she continues sputter, trying to collect her thoughts on the issue.
> She curses under her breath, seemingly at a loss for how to fix this.
> You're tempted to just tell her to go home. Your date would be better unaffected by opportunists.
> You really need to stop letting your desire to win Anonymous interfere with your political calculations.
> "Listen, please!"
> You stop on a dime, and fix her with an intense stare.
> She wilts a little under its intensity.
"Speak."
> She swallows thickly, before raising a hoof and giving a little smile.
> You don't return it.
> "First, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to seem deceptive."
> She once again falters, before steeling herself.
> "When you beat Cyclone, there's going to be a power vacuum in Pegasopolis, and the Crown has an opportunity to position itself well. Your father is single, no?"

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>>29518292
> You recoil a bit when she finishes her statement.
> Well, that certainly wasn't in the realm of things you could have expected her to say.
> You can't even imagine your dad with some mare other than mom.
> "I'm still young, and... well, if me and Abyssal Shelf were to marry, our foals would bind the Pegasi to Equestria. My parents stand to be the most powerful ponies in Pegasopolis once Hurricane's lineage is out of the way."
> You still can't quite comprehend what you're hearing.
> Foals? Your dad having foals with some little filly barely half his age?
> There's no way this little Pegasus is much older than you, and she wants to marry dad?
> That would make her your step-mother.
> "I promised my dad I'd at least mention it to you, if I ever got the chance to speak with you. I swear this wasn't me trying to manipulate you, I just thought I should mention I'd be willing to... do that."
> The way she says 'that' so casually, when referring to something so abnormal, seems almost surreal.
> She gives you a sheepish smile, rubbing her mane with a hoof.
> You're sure you look gobsmacked right now.
"You... want to marry my dad?"
> She nods, her wings awkwardly fluttering around.
> You cast a gaze around at the guards, who all seem equally surprised.
> They're trying to keep up their professionalism, though.
> Probably not best to discuss something so sensitive in front of them...
"I... uh, I don't really know how to react to that."
> The second she notices an opportunity to get back into your good graces, she seizes on it.
> "No need to react now! I just wanted to put the offer out there. I think we can both benefit from it."
> The anger you had felt had entirely deflated at hearing exactly what it was she wanted.
> It sounded like it wasn't even really what she wanted, but what her father wanted.
> She reminds you of Anonymous ever more...
> Anonymous! You were going to be late!
"... Alright, we'll discuss it later. In private."

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>>29518500
> The rest of the walk was possibly the most awkward affair of your entire life.
> Cadenza continued to try and make small-talk, to discuss your plans with Anonymous, but you were so stunned you couldn't keep up your side of conversation.
> The whole thing just seemed so insane.
> Dad wasn't supposed to get a new wife, Unicorns bonded for life when they married. There wasn't such a thing as a step-mother for your kind.
> This would be a complete break with tradition.
> And you definitely weren't supposed to have siblings other than Luna.
> You and Luna had grown up knowing you were going to be the only two ponies there for one another.
> It seemed almost perfect, being just the two of you, but now...
> The deal was good.
> Almost too good, from a political perspective.
> You had always found yourself limited in capacity to form political alliances, given your infertility.
> This would give you an entire set of family members who could form alliances moving forward.
> Father would likely say no, but you were the head of the House... you could legally force him to.
> Would he ever forgive you if you did that?
> Could he be persuaded to go forward with the marriage?
> "Princess? We're here."
> You shake your head.
> You're still so distracted you almost walked right past the restaurant.
> "I'm sorry, princess, I should have waited until after the date to drop this on you. I just couldn't control my excitement."
> You look down to the worried stare of Cadenza, clearly concerned her proposition would interfere with your plans.
> It might do just that, given how much you were hung up on it.
> Maybe Anon would have some idea how to proceed.
> You manage to gather enough presence of mind to reply properly for once.
"Don't apologize, my little pony. It just sort of blindsided me."
> She half-smiles, and motions to the glass doors of the establishment.
> "Well, I'll go see what I can do about Anon's plan, your date awaits. Please don't let my offer ruin things!"

>>29518163
Scarecrow

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>tfw you want to do a Family Day green, but it's a Canadian-only holiday.

>>29518772
that was unexpected

>>29522985
Do it anyways. A leaf can write green too.

Just put a short explanation at the top for us burgerfats.

It took me 8 days to see this thread, let it die and make another one with a title

>>29515402
Duh. Missed that.

>>29522985
Just translate from Canadian to English please.

>>29452931
I'll never get married.
I have no idea what cuckoldry even means and I barely passed highschool over 20 years ago.

>>29525089
Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much, sometimes they agree to bring another man into the bedroom. The woman then proceeds to shittalk her partner about how bad of a lover he is while the new guy fucks her senseless.

It's a pretty shit-tier fetish. Thankfully, /mp/ being cuck general is just a meme. Most days.

>>29518772
Gud job, spongebob

>>29486927
just read your story
so far its good

you put just enough character building into it

btw i dont get the pregnant part

>>29528015

>>29518772
Explains the nephew and niece

>>29518772
Nice work

Turkletons

>>29532405

>>29534680

>>29536821

>>29535667
Have there been any MP greens about Dress Horse yet?

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>>29537577
http://pastebin.com/RPLPMZcb

iirc, it was damn good.

Just noticed it's not in the bin, but I remembered it from ye olden times. AMP isn't even listed as a ded writefag!

Such shenanigans.

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>>29518772
> The second the doors of the restaurant close behind you, the sound of the storm is silenced.
> You can feel a strong thrum of magic in the air.
> Soft tones of string music reach your ears, from somewhere deeper in the building.
> It's certainly a high class place.
> Makes you wonder why those dating experts you hired seemed to stick their noses up at it.
> "Princess Celestia?"
> Looking down, there's a petite little Gryphon sitting at the reception table.
> She seems almost in awe, looking wide-eyed up at you.
"Hello there, my little pon- er, my friend."
> That's an instinct you need to break, as Equestria becomes more diverse.
> It's still a little weird to think of non-ponies as members of your society.
> The Gryphoness doesn't even seem to notice your gaff, her breathing becoming unusually quick.
> She barely suppresses an awkward squawk, her whole face turning red at the sight of you.
> "I-I take it y-you're here for your reservation?"
> She fumbles at the paperwork on her table with her talons, accidentally shredding some of it.
> You put up an understanding smile, trying to keep yourself from giggling at her nervousness.
> She's not so different from a lot of fillies you've encountered.
"That I am. I believe my husband is here already?"
> She nods so fast she probably got a little dizzy from it.
> "He's right this way, follow me!"
> She puffs up her chest with pride, taking a menu under her wing and getting up.
> Tail erect, wings stiff at her sides, head up high and her eyes straight forward, not even properly looking where she's going.
> That's a practiced stance.
> Somepony has spent the past few hours in a haze trying to prepare for your visit.
> You wonder if the owner is responsible, or if she's just that excited to see you.
> "I promise, you'll love the place! It's the best food in Canterlot!"
> Well, you would be a terrible judge of that.
> Your palate was probably amongst the worst in Canterlot.

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>>29538484
> When you got into the main dining area, you're struck by the architecture.
> It's a circular room, with several terraces lining the walls going up quite high.
> The center remains clear, with an elevated platform in the middle.
> On the platform is a mini-orchestra of ponies, softly playing their music.
> "You and Prince Anonymous have the best view of the band!"
> You nod, more focused on taking in the breathtaking atmosphere of the room.
> It's a beautiful mix of crimson, black and gold, giving a feeling of extremely high class.
> The lights are just dim enough to make shadows flicker against the walls from the candles on each table.
> It reminds you a lot of a certain architectural style, but you can't quite place where you remember it from...
> "It's also the nicest terrace we have. I hope you'll like it!"
> You look up where she gestures, but you can't make out anything on the terrace.
> Some sort of spell obscures your view, making it look almost like a decoration.
> Combined with the low level of light, the location she's pointing to is almost unidentifiable.
> Anonymous must be in there...
"It's quite the extravagant looking place... I'm surprised I haven't been here before."
> She swells with pride, her tail swishing back and forth.
> However, to get there, you need to walk through the middle of the room.
> Right past the band, which causes one of the players to miss a note.
> Which, of course, attracts the attention of the entire restaurant.
> The eyes of all the tables you can spot are fixated on you, shocked at the sight.
> As they notice you, so too do you finally properly look at them.
> And it suddenly dawns on you why this establishment may have had a reputation.
> While most of the service staff were ponies, the patrons were overwhelmingly foreigners.
> All very well-dressed, no doubt here either as tourists or visiting for other purposes.
> But where few ponies ventured...
> This must be a carnivore's establishment.

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>>29538653
> After that little spectacle, your escort hurried you towards a hidden staircase by one of the walls, anxious to protect you from public view.
> And then spent a minute apologizing.
> You're sure whoever accidentally drew attention to you was going to get a thorough chewing out later.
> You felt a bit bad for whoever it was.
> But it was a relief once you were out of their sight, and away from all the whispers spreading like wildfire.
> No doubt this would be the talk of Canterlot by tomorrow morning...
> "Celestia, eating meat? Prince Anonymous corrupts Her Majesty!"
> "Prince Anonymous and Princess Celestia, murderers and cannibals?"
> "Celestia ate her sister!"
> It had happened before, which is why you were so cautious about getting Anonymous meat when you did...
> Ponies just weren't very good at understanding other cultures.
> Including yourself, though you tried as best you could to be understanding.
> You swallow thickly.
> Hopefully you wouldn't mess up and ruin the night.
> While you were familiar with the scent and presence of cooked meat, it still always made you a little uncomfortable.
> Just a little.
> Especially if you were in an enclosed space with it...
> "Princess? This is your stop!"
> The little Gryphoness pulls open a door, and you try to stuff away your hang ups as you peek inside.
> The terrace looks beautiful.
> Candlelight dimly flickers, sending shadows not only onto the walls, but seemingly onto the air at random.
> The thick illusion covering the balcony seems to almost coat the room in a black fog.
> There's a rich scent of earth and pine in the room.
> And there, at the table, half-cloaked in darkness, is Anonymous.
> He's in the suit you had made for him, but the tie is done horribly wrong.
> He looks like a goofball.
> You can see his teeth practically shimmering in the darkness as he cracks a smile, your eyes immediately locking onto his canines.
> A slightly scary goofball.
> "Evening, Cel."

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>>29538918
>"Celestia ate her sister!"

electrocute

>>29538149
Thanks for finding the Rarity green. Also, AMP might not be listed as a dead writer, but YOU are, Loki.

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>>29540062
>Implying I'm not just a zamboni

>>29540797

>>29542363

Death to twilight

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>>29544281

ultrasound

>>29544281
My kind of guy

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>>29544281

>>29543185

>>29547879

>>29548492

>>29527359
Foreshadowing maybe

>>29549164

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oh hai. I just noticed this is hurr.

*****
> You are Princess Luna.
> And if your dear Anonymous says this visit will go well, then by the stars you'll believe him.
> It doesn't make you any less nervous though...
> The fear of rejection by the ponies closest to him nags away at your thoughts.
> You can only imagine how uncomfortable it was for him to meet your own sister.
> How... impossibly stubborn she can be.
> And she has the nerve to try to tell us how to act...
> Pfft...
> Generally, you could care less what most ponies think of you, but this is different.
> In fact~
> A rustling from the leaves of an apple tree above causes both you and Anonymous to pause.
> Curiously you both stare up, Anonymous protectively extends an arm across your chest guiding you behind him.
> An unnecessary, yet heart warming gesture you decide to go along with.
> "Who's there?" Anonymous questions still facing the source of the sound.
> After a moment of silence, two rigid winged bodies swing through the leaves, hanging upside down by their tails.
> Their similar slit pupiled eyes meeting your own.
> You perk slightly with a smile.
"Aegis! Night Tide!" The excitement in your voice apparent at their unexpected appearance.
> Aegis Dusk let's a warm smile slip as they both simultaneously salute while hanging, in contrast to Night Tides still stoic expression.
"Princess." They say in unison before dropping their salute.
> Anonymous drops his defensive posture almost immediately.
> "Heyyy buddy!" Anonymous says with a smile, reaching his arms up and picking Night Tide out of the tree by his sides.
> "S..Sir please dont... Gah!" Night Tide attempts a protest his actions, squirming.
> Aegis Dusk releases her hold on the tree, elegantly leveling herself with her leathery pointed wing span, gently landing to her hooves, obviously amused by the scene before her.
> She miserably fails at hiding a giggle behind a hoof while tucking her wings back to her sides.

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>>29551721


> Anonymous attempts to hold Night Tide like a baby much to Night Tides protest and squirming.
> "S..Sir! I must insist that you stop!" His forelegs flail trying to break free.
> Even you try to hide your laugh knowing how annoyed Night Tide must be, being handled in such a way.
> "But you scared us so much popping out like that! We're just glad to see you is all!" Anonymous continues to smile while battling his squirms.
> Aegis makes her way beside you with a fading smile.
> You turn your attention to her as she approaches.
"We must admit, you did catch us off guard." You lightheartedly confess.
> "Well Princess, we wouldn't be very good at our jobs if you were able to spot us that easily, now would we" She responds with her tamed energy, seemingly delighted by their accomplishment.
"We suppose you are correct. What brought you so far from the house though?" You glance to the barn a considerable distance away.
> She tries to hold her expression, but it obvious wavers unlike her counterpart.
> She was never as good with hiding her emotions as Night Tide was.
"What?..." you whisper, your own own expression of happiness fading as well while you lean towards her.
> "We should get you briefed Princess.." she responded with a lowered voice as Anonymous continued to terrorize Night Tide.

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>>29551730


*****
> You are Anonymous.
> Your improving mood from almost being home fuels your torment of Night Tide.
"Shh. Shh. It's ok!" You continued to try to hold him mockingly.
> "Sir! T-This is not amusing!" He placed a hoof to your chest after a wild desperste flail and pushed away from your grip, landing heavily on his hooves with an annoyed grunt.
> He momentarily holds his chin high drawing a long inhale, with tightly closed eyes forcing composure through frustration.
"Aww.." you rub your chest.
> Fucking hooves...
> Turning to Luna with your lingering smile, you noticed her trying to discreetly whisper with Aegis.
> She seems.. concerned?
> Your rub on your chest slows as you try to decipher what they're saying.
> "...~had enough..." Luna catches you watching with a side glance and halts her conversation with a raised hoof.
> Aegis looks away momentarily before looking back to your direction with a calm smile.
> "Apologies, dearest. We have been more out of the loop... so to speak, than we should have been." You notice her smile isn't natural.
> You glance between the both Aegis and And Night Tide, your arms dropping to your sides.
"Uh huh... About what?" You feel like you're being left out of something here.
> "Well, Sir Anonymous.. We have reason to be~" Night Tide let's his mouth hang open for a moment as Aegis Dusk begins to speak over him.
> "Reason to believe that the Princess needs to be caught up on the day to day matters that require her attention!.. That is. It would be best to avoid any public concern of her uhm.. absences of late. The usual politic nonsense, and what not." Aegis Dusk offers a comforting smile.

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>>29551736
> You catch Luna ending a somewhat stern glance at Night Tide before she turns her attention to you.
> "We must admit dearest, we have put off a considerable amount of our duties as of late. Why don't you go ahead for now, and provide us a few moments to catch up so we may greet your family with a clear schedule." She stands slightly stiff as she tries to sell you a smile.
"Uh.. yeah.." you relax an arched brow, "Yeah, no problem. But, everything is alright.. Right?.." you question the now awkward situation.
> "Of course our dearest Anonymous. Have we not always had your best interests in mind? A few moments is all we ask." Aegis nods beside her.
> ...You think you know what's going on here.
> But you can't believe they're actually doing this...
> You cross your arms as you stare at the pair, then to a puzzled Night Tide.
"You sure there's nothing you want to tell me?" You try to get her to admit what you're pretty sure you already know.
> Luna's lips tighten slightly as she shakes her head, her teal eyes locked to yours.
> She's really that nervous that she's buying time~
> "AAYYNNOONN!" The screech of an excited filly fills the morning air, followed by a slamming of a front door.
> You almost flinch before spinning towards Apple Bloom, who is in a full sprint from the front door.
> "We promise we will be right there, dearest" Luna's horn dimly illuminates with an almost midnight black aura as she offers a warmed smile.
"Alright but~urk.."
> You go to turn back to her, but a nauseating swirl in your gut puts you off balance before a -crack- resonates in your ears, and the distance you traveled is forced through every sense you have in the blink of an eye.
> Uhg.. you hate it!
> Wide eyed and still uncomfortably nauseous, you cover your face regaining your balance and bearings.
> Good God you'll never get used to that feeling..
> But the sound of tiny hooves rapidly hitting the earth catch your ear as you peek through your fingers.
> uh oh..

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>>29551742


> With only a moment to brace yourself, the tiny filly, Apple Bloom, launches herself into your chest clinging for dear life.
> Looking up at you, her wide eyes absolutely shine with happiness and energy while she begins her onslaught of questions.
> "Wwooww Aynon! When'dya learn how to do that! That's sooo cool! Ya can do magic now? Who taught ya that? Can ya teach me? Is it hard? How long did it take ta learn?" Her grip around your chest was unrelenting.
"Wow, well uh" You put a supporting arm around her trying to wrap your mind around the questions.
> "Ya'll alright? Yer lookin a bit green.." she backs her head up a bit examining you.
"No, er ya.. Ya! I'm fine! I'm just happy to be home, you little blabber mouth." You jokingly pinch her muzzle shut with a little shake.
> Her eyes go wide once more, this time indignantly, "Aynon! I am NOT a blabber mouth!"
> Her cheeks puff at your remark.
> Laughter can't help to find you as you notice her .. 'fancy' headwear.
"And what in the hay are you wearing girl?" You poke at her blue bonnet, pulling the front down over her eyes.
> She let's out a dejected sigh.
"Don't tell me.. Granny Smith said you had to. And it makes you~"
> She joins along with your words as you both say in unison while she adjusts it, "Look mighty proper.."
> The both of you get a chuckle from it.
> Her laughter sets the tone of the feeling of being back home.
> The calm.
> The innocence.
> The simple joy of being with your loved ones.
"Come on then, mighy proper young'n. Let's say hi to everyone else." You make your way to the house, Apple Bloom still in arm.
> She throws her forelegs around your neck with a tight squeeze and a hum of effort.
> "I'm glad you're back Aynon!" She let's a small squee escape.
"Yeah, me too Apple Bloom." You pat her back gently, unable to resist a smile.
> She's so clingy today!

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>>29551752


> She hangs on for a moment more before dropping her grip, hopping to the ground and walking along side you with an energetic trot.
> "So where ya'll been?" She looks up to you.
"Ohhh... you know. Here and there." You try to remain vague.
> The less she knows the better.
> "Well gee Aynon. That's real specific." Her sarcastic tone amused you.
"Mhmm" You keep your head up, almost home.
> "Is Twilight comin too?" She looks up genuinely curious.
> You force a tight lipped smile before glancing back to the distance from where you came.
"No, Apple Bloom. She's not." You hope the topic would pass.
> "Well why not? Ah haven't seen her in a while either." Her curious stare continues.
> Of course...
"Well.. she's uh.. busy.. with other Pon.. things. Other things." You act as nonchalant as possible.
> "Oh... Well is that Princess Luna?" She looks back where you did.
"Sure is." You try to act interested knowing another uncomfortable question is going to inevitably pop up.
> "Well how come she's all the way back over there? Is she shy? III heard she's real shy and that~" Apple Bloom's mouth scrunched as you cut her off taking a kneel before her.
> You forced a smile before speaking as naturally as you could muster.
"She's just a little nervous about meeting ya'll. And I expect you to be polite as ever when she gets here. After all..." you grunt slightly while standing using your knee as support, "She did save my behind, same goes for Mac, right?"
> Her confused expression fades as you drive your point.
> "Yeah. I suppose yer right... But how'd she even know your behind needed savin?" Her curiosity continues.
> You groan audibly staring up into the morning sky with drooping shoulders.
"Kid, gimme a bbrreeaakk.." you whine
> "Wwhhaatt!" She cried innocently back.

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>>29551765


k dassit. i suck, i know. sorry enjoy. have a bat pone. k baiiiii.

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>>29551777
He lives again!

>and with those digits
>excitement is rising

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>>29551777
NAME IS BACK

cardboarded

>>29551777
Welcome back

>>29538918
post more you fucking tease

>>29552053
He lives. He dies. He lives again (he dies again)

>>29551777

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>>29556065
>>29552053
>>29552256
>>29553849

>>29540797
boop from 10

>>29551777
As if telling Spike wasn't heartbreak enough. You better spare that poor filly from any traumatic revelations.

inferno

>>29560358
,,,l,

>>29504659
That's pretty standard for Victorian sensibilities (for those who could afford it).

Where is that nerd TLA at?

>>29563509
Probably out getting some poontang while us non write fags wait for him.

>>29558344

>>29563509
I was at odds with something I wrote, but it's fixed now. Also going to do this next bit in one fell swoop, instead of posting it piece by piece.

bunkbeds

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>>29567425
boop

>>29486927
>Your eyes flutter open, as the morning sun bleeds through your window.
>You rise from your bed, stretching any limb you could.
>You look to your fight, and for once don’t feel sad to see it empty.
>It felt good to sleep next to Flash again.
>Letting him pet, and kiss you until you both fell asleep in each other hooves.
>Once again smelling his scent, and feeling his heat against your body.
>You smile while getting out of your bed.
>Stretching one more time, you canter towards the bathroom.
>You turn on the shower, and let it get to a reasonable temperature, before stepping in.
>The fall water hits your skin, causing you to shudder.
>Each drop causing some memory of the night before to come to the front of your mind.
>Last night was arguably the best night of your life.
>Having both your husband and lover lavish their love over you was simply divine.
>It’s a shame it can’t happen more frequently.
>Especially since polygamy is an unwritten taboo.
>You start to wash your body.
>Maybe you should marry Anon, and just watch the press explode with what they perceive as a scandal.
>You shake your head, causing water to fling around in the shower.
>Don’t be silly Twilight, besides you could never get them to agree to share you equally anyways.
>You devoid your mind for the rest of the shower.
>Once done, you jump out, and quickly dry yourself off with magic.

>>29574429
>Stepping out of the bathroom, you take a quick detour to your bed.
>Looking at your clock, you see that you have a good two hours before court starts today.
>You decide to just lay around for a bit, you get back into your bed.
>You stare at the ceiling for a few minutes, while twiddling your hooves.
>Your heartbeat gets more strained in your chest.
>You’re trying not to see him.
>At least not this early anyways.
>’But there is the possibility that you won’t get to see him’.
>Yes that is true, but you know you won’t be able to restrain yourself.
>’And why is that a bad thing now’?
>You hastily jump out of the bed.
>Your thoughts are starting to betray you.
>’You’re betraying yourself Twilight’.
>’Just go see him, and have fun like you always do’.
>You shake your head.
>No, not here.
>’Why not here’?
>Because this is yours and Flash’s home.
>’So it’s different at his home’?
>Your blood runs cold
>’No matter where you two have your fun, the world will still see it for what it is’.
>You press your ears down against your head.
>’Why do you resist now’?
>’Just go to him, let his fingers explore your body in a way that only he can’.
>’Let him lavish you with the love that you deserve’.
>’And leave with a satisfied smile on your face’.
>You turn your towards your bed.
>Hesitating for longer than you can tell.
>You feel your heart sink, as you tear your eyes away from it, and head to the doo.
>You’ll go see him, but only if he is up.

>>29574478
>How many time would it take for you to make a rut in marble floor?
>You’re walking around your bed in a half circle.
>Needless to say, you’re bored.
>Work keeps you on an early bird schedule, and you curse it now.
>It’s not like you expected to be stuck in a different city, or else you would’ve brought something to do.
>Earlier, you got dressed in your white undershirt and tuxedo pants, and went to see if breakfast was served yet.
>It was being made, but since you and grass mixed with flower petals, or hay don’t mix, you have to wait longer for food.
>Other Cantorlot noble are still in their room, and you’ve learned that one of snores loud enough to be heard through the door.
>So chances of speaking to any of them are slim.
>Tried of walking, you slump on your bed with a sigh.
>You’re not sitting long however, as a familiar set of knocks grace your door.
>You didn’t think Twilight would come around so soon, but who cares, she’s someone to kill time with.
>You get up, and walk with a purpose towards the door.
>Opening it, you see a surprised Twilight.
>”Oh, you are up.”
>You take offence to that.

>>29574488
“What are you talking about, I’m an early riser.”
>She stares at you with a raised eyebrow.
>”No you’re not.”
“Says you.”
>”And with that, the Naughty Human admits defeat.”
>You gesture for her to come in.
>She takes it in stride, and you close the door behind her.
“Just because you wake up two hours earlier than is necessary, doesn’t mean others aren’t eary birds.”
>She turns to you with a smile on her face.
>”Okay, but what about the other time when I stay over, and I don’t have court.”
>”You still don’t wake up until noon.”
>”You only go to work five times a month Anon, so when are you an early riser?”
>It’s time for you to counter.
“Today actually, since I’ve made new prospects at the ball last night, and I’ve to start hiring new employees for the new bank that will be built in the Crystal Empire.”
“But since Mother Nature says otherwise, I can’t be at work right now.”
>Twilight was unprepared for your answer, and looks at you in silence.
“And with that, the Little Princess admits defeat.”
>No longer stunned, Twilight starts to giggle.
>”Fine you got me, happy now?”
“Extremely.”

>>29574510
>You walk over to Twilight, and gently pick her up.
>You move to the bed and sit down, with Twilight sitting in your lap.
>You do notice that she is a little tense through the whole process, and you can’t help but wonder why.
“You know, I never asked this before, but how different are Cantorlot’s and Ponyville’s court?”
>”Well for starters, Ponyville is mostly made up of middle class citzens, so there isn’t much in the way of noble grievances.”
>”And the ponies here are a lot more honest than they are at Cantorlot.”
“Come now, us Cantorlot nobles aren’t all bad.”
>She sits quietly in your lap.
>”You’re not like them.”
“Oh, how am I not like them?
>A blush appears on her cheeks.
>”You never hide what you want from me.”
>You smile.
“You’re right, I don’t hide anything from you.”
“But why would I, when I have the most beautiful mare sitting in my lap right now.”
>Her blush intensifies.
>But why stop there if you don’t hide anything from her.
>You catch her off guard with a surprise kiss.
>One that doesn’t last
>Pulling away rather quickly, Twilight whines as you do.
>You don’t leave her whining for long.
>You pull her closer to your chest, and move your lips to kiss her neck.

>>29574535
>She shudder in your arms, as you suckle on her nape.
>You move your hands down towards her flank.
>Gently kneading the supple flesh between your fingers.
>”Anon… I have court.”
>”We can’t.”
>She’s not very convincing when she’s struggling to speak with moaning.
>You end your suckling with an exaggerated pop.
>”You do, but surly there is enough time for us to play around.”
>You kiss a different part of her neck.
>Followed by you squeezing her flank.
“Besides, you were tense earlier.”
>You move your hands below her buns.
>Spreading them slightly, so that two of your fingers can lightly touch the outer lips of her vagina.
“And I think.”
>You push those two fingers in.
>Feeling Twilight coat them in her juices.
“A deep finger message will help fix that.”
>You start to push and pull them out.
>Twilight’s marehood gripping and relaxing as the move.
>She moans into your chest.
>Suddenly, you’re on your back, staring at the ceiling.

>>29574488
Change many times to long.

>>29574555
>Well you aren’t staring at it long, because purple soon obscures your vision.
>”Bad Naughty Human.”
>”Taking advantage of your Princess like that.”
>She positions herself, so that her vagina is over your mouth.
>”Well, get to it, this is your punishment after all.”
>Funny way to say reward Twilight.
>Not wanting to disappoint, you angle your head up, and kiss her flower.
>You return your hand to Twilight’s flank, before you start to licking.
>Making sure that you pay attention to her winking clit.
>Twilight moans loudly, and starts to grind on your face.
>Not forgetting that was supposed to be a finger message.
>You push your fingers back into her vagina.
>The duo sensation causes her to double over on your chest.
>Making it much easier to finger and suck on her clit.
>But instead of moaning her lungs out.
>Twilight warps your pants off of your legs, and stuffs her mouth full with you erection.
>Really funny way to say reward.
>Soon the both of you get into a trance.
>All focus is spent on pleasuring the others sexual organ.
>Which is why you’re confused when Twilight lifts herself off of your face on shaky legs.

>>29574594
>Anon can you taste flash?

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>>29574616

>>29574429
>You look to your fight
Round one
Go!

Ghostler'd

>>29574616
>Does it taste like cuck?

>>29574616
Cheeky

>>29574656
Interesting spelling error. Twilight losses btw.

>>29577322
>Twilight losses btw
Bullshit she would. If there was ever a domestic incident between Twilight and Anon, there's no way he's walking away from that fight.

>>29576448

>>29579809

>>29576448

UNDESTAND

>>29579273
I didn't mean it literally. Also.

>Magic resist Anon with guns (Noir Anon)
>Big Boss Anon fully equipped with guns, armor, and is a master at CQC
>Anon possessed by Sombra, and he was already a competent fighter on his own
>Anon with generic noble weapon training, and chaos magic
And this is a list of Anons in this gen that could arguably take Twilight in a fight. And even I thought of a green where Anon was an all powerful lich that comes to Equestria because he's bored, and forces Twilight to marry him.

>>29582128

>>29583193
I'd read Lich Anon. It'd be neat to see a forced marriage.

>>29583807

>>29564263
That nurse seems pretty unfazed by this

>>29583859
It would probably be fun to write, if I could think of a story after Anon gets to Equestria instead of disconnected plot points.

>>29574594
How many lewds are left?

>>29584384

>>29587184
The second half of this one, and two mini ones are all that's left.

galvanizeing

>>29588897
Are getting close to the end of the story?

>>29589180
Closeish. This what the road map looks like.

>Intro
>Part 2: Explain how Anon got there.
>Part 3: Expand Anon and Twilight's affair
>Part 4: Twiggles gets pregnant, and aftermath.
>Ending.

Part 3 ends after this lewd.

>>29590273
Good stuff. Take your time on it writefriend

>>29588094

P9

>>29592430

>>29595175
Still ded. Nice try though

schizophreic

I want to cheat on TLA!

saving this general

>>29597298
Anon if you really love this general you should let it go.

>>29597817
Releasing a Thread into the wild once you have posted in it never works, it always gets eaten by a leopard-seal or a page 10 void.