>walk in your bedroom >glimmer broke in >"Anon!!

>>29446915
Fuck my waifu, obviously

>>29446915
>What do you do?
I pull out my gun

>>29446915
Cop a feel of her bulge.

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>>29446915
Tell her that while she is cute and sexy, I got a waifu. I'd then ask her if she wanted to play a board game or something.

>>29446915
Vigorously fist her ass

>>29446915
You earned my chuckle ANon.

>>29446915
>Starlight Glimmer constantly follows you around, trying to ERP with you in public
>"*I stroke ur cock with my hoofs* Ur getting real excited, huh @u@?"
"People are staring, Starlight."

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>>29447037
trixie would be into this

>>29447058
>Trixie joins in
>She doesn't quite get it
"Stop yanking on my zipper, Trixie!"
>"The Great and Powerful Trixie is insulted that you haven't laid her across this counter and ravished her yet!"
"I'm not going to fuck you at Carrot Top's stall."
>Carrot Top speaks up
>"Oh, I don't mind! This is actually a pretty popular spot for that kind of thing."
>Suddenly, Thunderlane flops onto the counter.
>"Uh, wait! I don't think you-"
>Derpy cuts him off
>"I'm going to fill your butt with my butt until you get pregnant!"
>"...what?"
>She leaps onto his back, closes her back legs on his flanks, and starts to awkwardly rub them back and forth
"Derpy, that isn't exactly how sex-hey! I told you to leave my zipper alone!"
>"This dazzlingly erotic display has Trixie's nethers leaking like a fire hose! I require dick!"

>>29447037
>"Uppercase O lowercase W uppercase O."
"Excuse me?"
>"It's roleplay, silly at-sign lowercase u at-sign."
"I don't like this."
>"Anon you're so funny ex dee dee dee!"
"OK that one I know."

>>29447037
The memories of rping in high school are flooding back Anon, STOP IT!

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>>29447185
"Listen here you fucking horse, it's uppercase ex, uppercase dee, lowercase dee"

>"eight, equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign equal sign, uppercase dee, tilde tilde tilde."
"..."
>"It's a penis."
"I got it."
>"A really big one, and it's squirting stuff."
"I know."

>>29447308
kek!

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>>29447308
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