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>"Hey anon sorry for coming over on such sort notice."
>"It just been awhile since we last hanged out."
>"Your mother called me over to get you out of your room for a bit."
>"So the guys decided to hit up thst new strip club that just opened up."
>"They're having a half off drinks and I hear the girls over there are pretty good lookin."
>"Mike even said he'll pay for your first round."
>"You ready to head out soon?"
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>>29438880
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
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>>29438888
Quads confirm Chad is BTFO
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>>29438888
Sweet quads
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>>29438880
>girls
Eww no hooves what kind of EQ shit is this
Now be gone and leave me to my waifu you mongoloid
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>>29438880
Who's this Neil Patrick Harris-looking motherfucker?
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>>29438880
You can tell my mom I'm still not interested in meeting her coworkers.
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>>29438880
"Sure. How much money am I going to need for drinks?"
>"About tree fiddy."
>And that's about the time you noticed that the person you were talking to was nearly eight stories tall, and a crustacean from the Paleozoic era
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>>29438880
Unless they are wearing horsemasks or have hooves I'll pass
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>>29438880
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
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>>29439248
>shotgun inside a water gun
That's ingeniously evil.
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>>29438888
Literally this
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>>29438880
"No. I'm busy."
>"Come on, Anon. Guys night out."
"You can't come to my house in the dead of night and bring me out drinking because you think we need to hang out. I have something I'm doing and then I'm going straight to bed because unlike you, party boy, I have a job. Good night."
>Anon closes the door and goes back to masturbating furiously. After which, he goes to sleep because he really does have work tomorrow.
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>>29438880
>non pony related garbage
back to /reddit9k/ you go, faggot
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>>29438880
Mike better not bitch out like last time, cleaning that puke off my car smelled like hell.
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>>29438880
can I suck your dick bro?
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>>29438880
Can't, ponies. A bientot, mon ami, a bientot.
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>>29439321
A snippet of real life, Anon?
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>>29439542
Well, nobody has ever knocked on my door in the dead of night asking me to drink with them, so I guess it depends on which part you're looking at.
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>>29439553
We are sad, boring people, aren't we?
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>>29439578
I don't consider myself sad or boring. I don't like to spend my nights out. Besides, I have a porn addiction to take care of.
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Anon's handsome brother in Equestria getting the horse pussy while Anon is watching with tears
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>>29439646
>implying my conformist puppet of a brother would be interested in pone
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>>29438880
>Go to strip club
>Not using your internet which is free and can be specific
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>>29438880
No, I have piss jars to fill.
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>>29438880
It's ok OP, we know you just want to suck our dicks. I'm sorry to say this but your plan won't work.
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>>29438880
Old thread. It's probably not going anywhere this time either. Good luck though.
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