Super Humans and Power Ponies #5

>>29436857
Nice, glad to see you got it to work.

Alright new thread is up!

>>29436861
Yeah. Just cost me some money

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>>29436857

>>29436872
Oh shit how much?

>>29436894
Had to buy a pass for a year so 20

>>29436857
Hello. I'm back.

>>29436879
We all know that you are a double agent for SHIELD. No need to keep reminding us.

>>29436904
Who?

>>29437187
mark my words, the story will end with everyone having said hail hydra in the last scene and actually meaning it!
AHAHAHAHA

>>29437258
Doubt it

>>29437258
Kek, like Anon wouldn't blow it all the fuck up in the shape of a middle finger.

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>>29436857
What would Valentine's day with a superhero gf be like?

>>29437879
where does she hide her web shooters?

>>29437879
A whole lot of work with a 50/50 shot of ending in literal explosions all around.

>>29437899
She keeps a pair in her purse or in the car just in case
Though it would be funny to see her run to the car with heels and not trying to fall.
>"How can humans do this?!"

>>29437879
>Sunset in fuck me heels.
Oh lawdy.

>>29437879
This gives me an idea.

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>>29437879
I would get her a new guitar.

>>29438300
What is it?

>>29438346
Can she just fix it with her webs?

>>29438432
/k/ Anon and Sunset having a romantic Valentine's day.

>>29438756
Nice.
>Anon starts shooting at a villain but starts freaking out because it's not working.
Or
>Anon comes out of nowhere with a grenade launcher and saves the Sunset and the power ponies.

>>29438884
>Anon and Sunset have their date interupted by a mugger.
>Sunset forgot her web shooters.
>Anon did not forget his shooter.
>The thug works for Kingpin.

>>29438932
Fuck, forgot to namefag.
Also, *worked.

>>29438932
>>29438938
>Anon sleeps on the couch that night.

>>29438942
>Anon gets laid that night
ftfy

>>29438942
>Sunset is napping in his arms
>>29438946
correct

>>29438942
>>29438946
>>29438954
>But Sunset has a strict no kill policy.

>>29438968
When the life of her and her lover is on the line, Sunset understands the need for quick action.

>>29438968
Who says Anon killed him? He could of shot the fucker in the knee using hid /k/ skills.
Then Sunset rides his dick because he didn't take a life.

>>29438968
>Anon performs a dick shot, Sunset rides his dick into the dawn.

>>29438985
>>29439001
You know what, I like this version of events better.

>>29438985
>After that happens the guy he is holding his leg.
>Sunset calls the police.
>While this is happening an older man with long hair and a thick mustache yells out doing a weird hand gesture.
>"You're pretty good."

>>29438932
would make for an interesting story

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Alright, I've got a Pastebin for the /k/ Anon green. (http://pastebin.com/MNVQayk2)

>>29440612
Is there any more in it yet?

>>29440631
not yet, just finished a 13-hour shift. I'll write more tomorrow.

>>29440647
Well make more soon

>>29440612
that looks like a strange edit

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>>29436857
Sometimes I wonder if "original style" and "alternate style" actually means "no talent what so ever" or "god awful ugly" because every humanised art labelled as such has horrendous facial features.

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>>29441909
>alternative facts

>>29440612
I get a weird vibe of she's waiting for us

So, what powers does this thread think that Lyra would have?

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>>29444201
mine gets electricity manipulation once the remaining equestrian magic settles

>>29444365
Neat

>>29444201
Dopplegangers for maximum stalking ability.

>>29444201
I say she can become intangible like Shadowcat

>>29444365
just wondering if anyone picks up on the note of what it means if Lyra gets powers

>>29446537
Can't say i see it

>>29447289
*chrm*
who else would get powers?

>>29447434
Uhhh, Flash would....and any human that went through.

Do you think Sunset and Anon would get a pet?

>inb4 Twi volunteers

>>29447868
Pinkie and Fluttershy become the pets

bump from 10
>>29447949
That's hot as shit.

>>29448966
Well Pinkie would do it

>>29449212
I am now imagining Pinkie with a small collar Twerking around on the ground and doing the Russian hat dance....my dick doesn't know whether to let me laugh or get hard. And Fluttershy would just be the nympho that whispers what she wants desperately between panting.

>>29449238
Do they do that for Anon or Sunset?

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>>29449484
Fluttershy does it for whoever is nearby, with Pinkie Sitting on her back in a cheerleader pile for ease of access, Sunset has some webs for Anon to tie the three of them up in a breeding pyramid. Kinda like pic related.

>>29449603
I can see that happen. They would also beg for cuddles and studf

>>29450966
>>29449603
>>29449238
Sometimes I fail to understand you guys

>You are Anon.
>And today is Valentine's day, so to celebrate no longer being among the ranks of the >on gf club, you and Sunset are going on a date.
>Although you would like to spend that date at the range with your girlfriend, pouring lead down range and laughing at fudds, even you need a break from your work from time to time.
>So you are doing the cliched thing and going to the movies, followed by a romantic dinner.
>With the thought of what may or may not happen after being suppressed with facts about the Winter War and arguments about the safety of Glocks, you "calmly" wait for your bombshell of a girlfriend to finish getting ready.

Just a little teaser to tide you guys over until I'm done with work.

>>29451894
That would be because we are mostly perverts.

>>29452091
>That would be because we are mostly perverts.
I think it's more that you need to have a meal served for you because you can't prepare one yourself for shit.
it's always the women being the assertive ones in your stories, even if its assertive subs who would be eager to please

>>29452301
Or it could be a particularly niche fetish, like my love of women that know proper handling of fire arms. I think, for the most part, a partner that is eager to please leads to a better relationship for everyone involved.

>>29452564
Makes sense

>>29452564
Sounds about right.

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>>29436857

>>29454349
the twi-tie

>>29454408
I think it's kinda cute.

>>29454408
Maybe she borrowed it.

>>29454425
Yes. It is top cute.

>>29454349
Sunset's ready for work. Does she work for the paper or something else?

>>29454481
I like to think that She'll get a degree in jurnalism.

>>29454499
Same here. It would be funny if she had JJ's job

>>29454541
I was thinking more along the lines of her starting Frontline.

>>29454564
True

Still it would be funny if she tried to smear herself

>>29454581
Why would she do that? Isn't the only reason the media dislike spiderwoman JJ?

>>29454581
>Spider Woman's Hips too Sensual for Children?
>Ace Reporter Shimmer Investigates Claims of Boys as young as 14 "Locking themselves in Bedrooms, Bathrooms with Copies of the Daily Bugle for Hours on End" Could this Masked Menence be Plotting to Tire our Boys out, and Stop them from Doing their School-work?

>>29454660
Sunset trying to show off while "shit talking" herself when? I bet she gets more female villains just to get her title of best hips.

>>29454660
And Anon's her cameraman. Would he be in on it?

>>29454700
Sounds like a fun idea

>>29454716
Anon would be in on it depending on how quick Sunset starts groping him, and if she starts sticking him to walls for a better, "position", to get pics of her. She knows what pics he is going for.
>Anon gets in hot water with JJ for getting the lewdest pics of Spider Woman on the market yet story when?

>>29454761
>Anon gets a rase for getting pics that make Spider Woman look like a common bimbo.
ftfy

>>29436857
>>>/a/

>>29454791
Yes that's where you belong, why are you telling us this though?

>>29454842
Maybe he wants to make a club there and is inviting us?

>>29454864
I'd join him but I don't like /a/.

>>29454791
>/a/
>not /co/
your mom tells you you're special, doesn't she?

>>29454349
>>29454660
>Anon works as a photographer and during their lunch break Sunset does sultry poses in her suit while Anon takes pics.
>Anon gets a raise for the pics.
>Sunset gets a raise for her stories to be on the headlines.
>They can now get that decent apartment they want and leave the shitty one.

>>29456398
>The deviousness of their idea is looked on in jealousy by one of Sunset's unknowing enemies. Anon gets abducted by villainesses so they can have their own "private" photo shoots. Anon is scaroused 90% of the time, and gets high fives wherever he walks.

>>29456612
>Sunset decides to collab with one of the villains and have a "fight" where they rip suggestive parts of the costumes.
>Anon gets exclusive footage on his phone.

>>29456843
>Anon gets exclusive footage on his phone.
Something along these lines I think.

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1958213#search=Spider-Gwen

>>29456919
Someone needs to edit this now.
>What if Anon accidently texts a pic of him fucking Spidershim to his boss?

>>29456948
his boss would thing he gets his girlfriend to put on a costume and that not only that but all his photos are fake and he would start sueing

>>29436857
Page 10.

>>29456612
Wonder if they rough him up a bit

>>29457736
Only a little so no one suspects anything, Anon usually makes tea later and they have a nice chat after the shoot. Anon is also the best therapist around for supers.

>>29457745
Now I'm imagining Anon being the shoulder to cry on.

>Vinyl Shocker starts to bawl once you talk about her childhood.
>Doc Octavia uses you as a lap pillow as she tells you her worries ad fears.
The great and Powerful Mysterio gives you a hug after helping her with some trauma or something

>>29457818
Anon is the hero the world needs, and the villainesses deserve. THE THERAPIST!

>>29457864
He is both an expert on analysis and therapy.
Anon the Analrapist.

>>29458008
Contrary to his name, he actually quite pleasant, a gentleman of order. Although he does have a habit of leaving Fluttershy a funny walking mess whenever she comes over for Sunset and Anon's "playdate". Villainesses don't know Sunset is Spider Woman, but they are good friends with Sunset, in and out of the mask. She makes some bombass pizza for game night, with Pinkie bringing party cupcakes and being the DM. Anon even wears a costume for the atmosphere, he is a wizard though, a MUSCLE Wizard at that.

>>29458051
>gentleman of order.
of the highest*

>>29436857
>Phone rings.
>"Hey babyyyy~"
"Sunset, it's 3 am. Are you drunk again?"
>"No, you're drunk."
"..."

>>29458899
What would a drunk spider shim be like?

>>29458964
Literally clingy so she hangs on Anon in any way she can, while her inner horse girl nickers into his ears as she rubs all over him. I also imagine she would be pretty horny as well when drunk....and quite susceptible to the power of surprise threeways when she walks in on therapy time.

>>29458964
I see her being a bit emotional. Wanting you to tell her she's pretty and that you'll never leave her

>>29458980
>I also imagine she would be pretty horny as well when drunk
you imagine her pretty horny at any state of mind

>>29460456
....Have you read a spiderman comic? Its a cannon thing for Spider-man(or the equivalent) to be super horny, and everyone of the opposite gender to be horny too. Plus, horse girl with a heat cycle, its gotta be rough.

>>29460529
but also the parker luck

>>29460791
Yeah, that's also true, Peter does hold the record of most girlfriends of any marvel hero. Even beating Stark...though I can only assume its because they don't count one night stands.

i want superkeaton to continue his story...

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>>29460529
>Spider-man [...] be super horny

>>29461076
And I thought I wouldn't see that balloon again

>Spider Shim has a hangover now and does not remember what happened last night besides coming home.
So what happened?

>>29461194
Absolutely nothing; she's a lightweight who passed out after one glass of wine and Anon tucked her in.

>>29461245
Ha. You know I'd much rather read something like this rather than the sub par and generic porn prompts that seem to plague this thread.

>>29461194
"It's best to see for yourself."
>Turn on the news
>"-he top story of today is Spider-Woman's rampage in a local flower shop. Amateur video shows the suit wearing fiend eating all the flowers in the shop."

>>29461324
Kek.
I need more of Sunset unconsciously doing horse things.

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>>29460839
I'm sorry... It's my fault, I'm terrible at finishing anything I start, especially projects like Shimmering, where I revisit a script over and over and over again, tweaking because I'm never satisfied with the result.

This is doubly a problem as I work on papers and essays for classes, which unfortunately take priority.

But I'll never stop writing for you all, even if it's just small things!

>>29462311
I, also, over, use, c,o,m,m,a,s,.

It's a personal flaw.

>>29462361
overuseofpunctuationthatsapaddlin

>>29462377
Under, use, of, spacing, that's, a, green, delay,.

>>29462394
Sheeit, I'm just happy to see you back shit posting with us again.

>>29462394
>>29462394
don't feel ashamed for not posting in a while, I haven't- holy shit, yours was in november

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>>29462451
Yeah... sorry...

>>29463143
iron rainbow still makes Fluttershy into Warmachine

>>29462470
It’s okay, Keaton

Before bed bump.

>>29436857
Slow day today

yup.

>Be Anon and you’ve just been kidnapped.
>You were just minding your own business when suddenly you were blindsided and knocked unconscious.
>A while later, you woke up n a warehouse with your arms tied to a busted up forklift.
>Looking around, you see one of the female villains, Shocker, sitting on a barrel not far away from you.
“So, what’s with this?” you asked while shaking your tied up hands.
> “It’s a kidnapping, dumbass. So be a good hostage, shut the fuck up and watch as i kill Spider-Woman,” She said, growling at you.
“You sound angry,” you said very calmly.
>She moves her head in a way that makes think she rolled her eyes.
> “No shit, Sherlock. You want a prize or something,” Shocker said while glaring at you.
>You’re pretty sure she’s glaring at you.
>Ok Anon. You need to word this carefully or else you might just end up as a bloody smear.
“Well I would like to talk.”
>She just stares at you before tilting her head slightly.
> “You want to talk with me?” She asked, sounding very confused.
>She has a right to be confused.
>Not many people want to talk to a villain.
“I want to talk about your problems. Maybe I can help,” you said with a shrug.
> “You really think talking will solve my problems and help me?” Shocker asked, sounding suspicious.
“I might be able to help you.”
>She scoffs and crosses her arms over her modest sized chest.
> “I doubt you could help me,” she said uncaringly.

>Thirty minutes later.
> “I’M SUCH A TERRIBLE GIRLFRIEND. WAAAA,” Shocker cried as you rubbed her back.
>It took a bit of time but you were able to find to root of her problems.
>She even took off her mask and released your arms, which was a bit unusual.
> “I WAS SUCH A BITCH TO HER AND WE BROKE UP,” Shocker cried into her hands.
“You’re not a bitch, Shocker,” you calmly said as to not anger her.
>She wipes away her tears and the snot running out of her nose.

>>29466772
>You gave her a hanky as Shocker used it to blow her nose.
“Just keep it,” you said as she was about to give it back to you.
>She sets the hanky down as she starts to sniffle a bit.
“Now that we talked, I have one thing to ask. Do you still love your ex-girlfriend?” you asked gently.
> “Of course I do. I’m just a bad girlfriend to her,” Shocker said depressingly.
“You’re not a bad girl. Well you are but not to your girlfriend,” you said, putting your hand on her shoulder.
> “But.”
“Buts are for sitting. Now do you still love her?” you asked as she looked at you.
> “More than you know it,” the villain said softly.
>That tone almost reminded you of your classmate Fluttershy.
>You shake your head to clear those thought and focus at the problem at hand.
“Then you should go to her and talk it out.”
>Her red eyes show worry and fear at the mention of talking to her ex.
> “But.”
“You understand you messed up, right?”
> “Well yes.”
“You and your girlfriend were in love, right?”
> “Yes.”
“Then go talk to her and fix things up. If she was in love with you then she’ll give you another chance.”
> “Maybe you’re right,” she said slowly.
>Shocker gets up and walks towards the warehouse door while leaving you there.
“What about Spider-Woman?” you asked.
>She looks at you with a smile on her face.
> “I’ll destroy her another day. Right now I’ve got something more important to deal with,” the villain said, sounding happier than she had before.
>She left the building while saying, “Thanks for the help.”
>You sit there for a few minutes wondering if this was a joke or not.
>A couple of minutes roll by and no Shocker coming back for you.
“Guess reading those books paid off,” you said, surprised by the whole situation.
>Just then the glass ceiling broke as something landed in front of you.
>Taking a closer look, it was just Spider-Woman.

>>29466794
> “Alright Shocker, prepare for an ass ….kicking?” the spider themed hero said, looking around in a confused manner.
“If you’re looking for Shocker, she left a few minutes ago,” You said trying to be helpful.
> She grabs you by the collar and pulls you in close.
> “What did she do? Did she hurt you? Is she off to rob a bank?” Spider-Woman asked a bit too forcefully.
“All i know is that she left to take care of some life problems or something,” you said, pushing her away from you.
> “What?” she asked while sounding unamused.
“I’m not her keeper and i want to go home,” you said, not wanting to deal with anything else today.


>It’s the next day and you’re still Anon.
>You’re walking around the city since you didn’t have class today.
>Just as you passed a pharmacy, your phone began to ring.
>Taking it out, you brought the phone to your ear and answered it.
“Hello? ….Hey mom. Just out for a walk. …..Yes, mom,” you said, feeling something brush against your back.
“Yes, I’m doing that. No, I don’t have a girlfriend yet,” you said as something wrapped your waist.
“Mom, I’m gonna call you back,” you said as you were hoisted off the ground and into the air.
>You didn’t have to yell as you’re brought face to face with a black haired woman in a suit and trenchcoat.
>She also had 4 metal tentacles coming out of her back.
>She gives a quick once over before setting you down.
> “Are you the one who gave Vinyl the advice?”
“What?” you asked not knowing a person named Vinyl.
>At least not to your knowledge.
> “I mean Shocker,” the woman said distastefully.
“Oh then yes. She seemed pretty down about…. her…. girlfriend? That’s you isn’t it,” you said, connecting the dots.
> “Yes, now i have one thing to say,” the woman said as she took a step closer.
>You close your eyes, waiting for her to attack you.
>But the attack never came.

>>29466838
>You opened up your eyes to the mysterious woman holding a notebook and pen.
> “Would it be possible to talk the day after tomorrow at four pm?” she said, jotting down something.
“Um, I’m free at that time?” you said confused.
> “Great, we’ll find you,” she said, using her tentacles to walk away from you.
>It was at that moment, your reputation as the strongest yet craziest man was made.
>Within the villain underground, they gave you a new name.
>The Therapist.

Just a small thing since I've been a bit sick

>>29466851
Thanks for the update Trepp

>>29457864
it's a short story based on this >>29457745 and >>29457864

>>29466851
How much does the job pay?

>>29466893
>tfw sempai makes a short on your idea.
Based.

>>29436857
Bump

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>>29466851
Being the Doctor Xavier of villains emotional problems gives me a warm feeling.

>>29467888
checked

>>29467888
Pretty good.

>>29467888
Same here

>Be Octavia
>12 years old
>You are currently walking to school with Vinyl
>She's telling you about this DJ she listens to
>As much as you try to stay interested your mind is busy with something else
>It's Valentine's Day
>And today you've decided to do something rather contentious
>You've come to care a lot about Vinyl over the past few months and... it's not in a sister-y way
>You need to get it out of your chest even if it's selfish to do
>And maybe she'd be thinking the same and... so...
>You will ask Vinyl to be your Valentine
>The thought of it makes you nervous
>Like really REALLY nervous
>The fact that you are both girls doesn't make it any easier either
>You kinda feel like a freak
>You probably are a freak and about to mess up everything
>But you've thought a lot about this and you feel like you have to do it
>You could ask her before you got to school but you didn't want this walk to be awkward incase she-
"Ugh!" Vinyl just elbowed you in the gut
>You give her a pained side glance holding your stomach while slightly bending forward
>"You know I can tell you aren't listening, right?" Her hands move. "You need to look at me to know what I'm saying."
"Yeah, sorry." You say as you straighten up
>She has some strength behind that slim body
"I just zoned out for a moment. You know uh, school stuff."
>With her eyes hidden behind purple sunglasses, you cannot tell if she believed you or not
>In any case she just goes back to telling you about how cool that DJ guy is

>It's lunchtime
>Also time to tell Vinyl how you feel about her
>She doesn't seem to be around however
>Maybe you missed her, but it is unusual that she took off without waiting for you
>You walk out of the classroom, looking for Vinyl
>You want to tell her before you lose your courage
>Your search gives fruit as you soon spot her in front of an other classroom
>There is also a boy that you don't recognize
>He is holding a rose for a very happy Vinyl to accept

>>29468851
>It is at this moment that you turn around and go back the way you came, pass your classroom and into the bathroom
>You lock yourself into a stall and close the lid on the toilet before sitting on it
>It's over
>And it's over before you get a chance to do anything about it
>Maybe if you just told her this morning things would be different
>But that doesn't matter now
>This is probably for the best anyway
>She'd think you were a freak and she would avoid you
>You'd never get to be with her anymore
>Yes, this is for the best
>You walk out of the stall and look at yourself at the mirror above the sink
>You look sad, you can't be sad
>Vinyl will come to find you and tell you all about how she has a boyfriend now
>You will look happy for her
>A smile forces its way onto your face
>You rush out of the bathroom and bump into someone hard, making you fall on your back
>You look ahead to see none other than Vinyl, sitting on the floor like you, holding her red rose
>Her glasses are also on the ground beside her, thankfully undamaged
"Goodness Vinyl are you alright!?" You spring up to your feet and help her get up
>She nods before her hands start moving in the air
>"I was looking for you." Her hands shake a little as she makes the signs. "I got this for you."
>The rose...
>She's giving it to you
>You hesitantly reach and grab the flower, confused as to what is going on
>"I know this is weird," She continues
>You feel your eyes sting as you cover your mouth with your empty hand
>"But I... I like you a lot and..." Not allowing her to go on any longer you wrap her in a tight hug which she returns enthusiastically
"Me too Vinyl! You scared me you blockhead!" You speak with a tearful voice as you continue holding her close
"I saw that boy giving you the rose and I thought I was too late!" She breaks off the hug and steps back, her hands making more signs
>"I just saw that in a movie and thought you'd like it. His mother is a florist. I asked him for a rose yesterday."

>>29468855
>She looks at you, motionless for a few seconds
>"I also saw this in a movie." Being shorter than you, she suddenly arose on her fingertips, leaning forward and connecting her lips with yours
>Only for a moment you feel their softness on your skin before she quickly brakes it off and looks around, checking for prying eyes
>She turns to you once again, relaxed
>You however, not sharing her concerns, pull her for another

Sorry for being away guys, life's been hectic lately. I hope this little Valentine's Day short satiates your hunger.

>>29468860
Nice to see you man, happy valentines day, or at least as happy as can be expected on this board.

>>29468871
Happy valentines day to you too m8.

>>29468860
it does

>>29436857
If you could have a date with Sunset on Valentine's day what would you do?
Hard mode: No sexual.

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>>29470213
I would cuddle and hold hands.

Previously on Untitled's Spider-Shim
>Applejack was announced leader of the secretbolts (name pending)
cont. from line 1873 of http://pastebin.com/pGJV6pUZ

>You're not crying.
>And for some reason you have to be proud of that.
>Which means you are Sunset Shimmer and you should really get your emotions in check.
>You also feel like throwing up, but the sausages you ate at the campfire were too delicious to throw up, it would be a waste.
>Nobody judged you when you told them you were tired and wanted to go to sleep.
>In addition to that, they didn't seem to mind your choice of resting place either.
>You didn't go back to the girls cabin.
>Well, you did, but only to collect your things before you headed over to the boys.
>With Shining Armor already on mission from Spitfire again you have the place to yourself.
>Using great care and deliberation you climb up the bunk bed where you and Anon...
>You shake your head, wanting to get the image out of your mind, but the smell was still lingering.
>It was barely twelve hours ago when the world seemed perfect.
>The bed's warm, and you'd like to pretend it's Anon who lends you his warmth as you tuck yourself in.
>The stress of the day comes down with a tidal wave of fatigue and headache.
>Even then, in the corner of your head an additional tiny voice calls out to you from the noise of all the others.
>Go brush your teeth.
>It's this one simple and mundane thing, and yet that's the voice calling to you the loudest.
>You skipped yesterday, because you fell asleep to tired after becoming a monster and stuff.

>>29470444
>While you brushed your teeth in the morning, you'd feel really bad would you skip two evenings in a row.
>You still have a lingering taste of sausage in your mouth, and once your tongue goes to explore your mouth you find a piece of skin on one of your teeth.
>You need to stand up.
>Maybe you're gifted with super strength, maybe your muscles don't produce as much transmitters to tell your brain they hurt from exertion, and maybe you have some additional senses.
>When it comes to mustering up the strength to stand up and go brush your teeth it's seriously lacking though.
>Why don't you have any actually useful powers?
>You roll out of the bunk bed and easily land on your feet.
>Okay... maybe they are somewhat useful.
>As you slouch to the bathroom and see your reflection in the mirror you're taken aback.
>You almost forgot Rarity cut your hair, and...
“Fucking Synergy.”
>Someone's running around with your appearance.
>Then again, you're the foreigner here, technically you are running around with her appearance.
>And you forgot the toothbrush in your bag by the bed.
“Fucking me...”
>You groan and turn around to the beds again.
>No.
>You spin back to the sink and grab a new toothbrush, ripping it out of it's packaging.
>You're going to make it easier on yourself.
>What are they going to do?
>Tell you you used one too many toothbrushes?

>>29470448
>Hah!
>You angrily scrub your teeth.
>Really get in there, get 'em nice and clean.
>Even through superhuman durability, by the time you were done your gums hurt.
>At least you feel like you accomplished something.
>Then you remember something Princess Celestia used to say when she made you clean up your desk.
“No matter how dirty it gets, it can always be cleaned again.”
>Her words come out of your mouth, and you smile at yourself.
>...
>You haven't thought about Princess Celestia in ages.
>It had been even longer since you thought of her in a good way.
>Is this the point in a persons life when they have a breakdown because they turn out like their parents?
>Your smile fades.
>Your mother's dead and your father was a drifter whom you've never met.
>In relation, turning out like Princess Celestia may be the best that can happen to you.
>You already have a party trick where you can bundle up equestrian magic, both positive and negative.
>Would that make you an alicorn back in Equestria?
>At least for a period of time?
>Does it even matter if you can't keep it up?
>When Twilight had been in this dimension the first two times she didn't float around with a light show, even if she had been an alicorn back then.
>She is now...
>You shake your head and avert your gaze from the mirror.
>No need thinking about it when you don't ever go back again.
>You're tired, you need sleep.

>>29470452
I'm back, bitches

>>29470328
not safe for keaton

>>29470456
Good to have you back

>>29470456
Very nice! Good to see you getting back into the swing of things.

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>>29452091
>True to form, Sunset is ready to go after only a few minutes, looking like she spent hours on her appearance.
>Despite the simplicity of her outfit, Sunset looks stunning.
>Or is it stunning /because/ of the simplicity?
>Reguardless, with Sunset dressed, you are ready to start a night of fun for just the two of you.
>The only thing left to do is grab your 1911.
>Walking over to the gun cabinet, you can almost hear Sunset rolling her eyes.
>"Do you really need to be packing heat on our date?"
>You stop to think for a second, then turn to her, cracking a winning smile.
"Better safe than sorry."
>As you walk past Sunset to the door of your apartment, she playfully shoves you.
>"Dork."
"I love you too Sunnybun."
>You still have some time until the movie starts, so you and Sunset walk through a nearby mall.
>The two of you leave an hour later no worse the wear, only purchasing a small bouquet of Firebird Dahlias for Sunset.
>Which she proceeded to eat not too long after you bought them.
>At least she appreciated them if the kiss on the cheek was anything to go by.
>But now you two are in line at the theater, waiting to pick up your tickets.
>You can see several other couples milling about the place, with a somewhat irate girl behind the counter.
>A few minutes pass as some dick-waffle tries to haggle for a ticket.
>Luck is on your side, though, as another window opens just before you enact your plan to make him shut the fuck up.
>Quickly finding your seats, you and Sunset wait for the film to begin.

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>>29471673
isn't valentines day on the 14th?

>>29471485
K Anon on date night is great, keep it up.

>>29471975
I'll have some more for you guys after work.

>>29472075
Based

>>29472075
That'll be good

bump from 9

Bump for green.

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>>29471485
>"Sweet Celestia, that movie was awful!"
>You could not agree more.
"The cinematography was lackluster at best, not even thinking of the direction or casting."
>That earns you a full belly laugh for Sunset.
>Mission accomplished.
>So with that train-wreck masquerading as film behind you, the two of you head to some upscale restaurant with food that costs far too much but might have some good booze.
>When you enter the restaurant, you instantly regret not just staying home and cooking Sunset something yourself.
>The walls are painted an eye-straining off white with concrete statues every 10 feet.
>And that's not even mentioning the daggers that the hostess is glaring at Sunset.
>Sunset, on the other hand, seems to be ignoring the surroundings,
>Or she just doesn't care, either way, you are just the slightest bit irritated.
>Still, you made the reservation weeks ago, so you decide to bite the bullet and just go through with this crap.
>You step up to the host stand.
"Mous, party of two, we have a seven o'clock reservation."
>The hostess gives Sunset one last withering glare before she says "Right this way," and leads you to a table not too far from the door to the kitchen and gives you the menus

>>29475023
.....why she giving the stink eye to Sunset, desire to know more intensifies.

>>29475086
Natural reaction to seeing Sunset's hips.
>>29475023
Fug, forgot to namefag

>Before you and Sunset can settle into a conversation, the waiter arrives.
>"Welcome to Gusti di Merda, may I start you off with a look at our wine selection?"
>Sunset looks thoughtful for a moment.
>"Yeeaah, I think that would be a good idea."
>Smiling, the waiter hands her the wine list.
>After a moment Sunset decides on a Riesling.
>"And you sir?"
>You pretend to think for a moment, already nowing what you want.
"I'll have a glass of scotch."
>The waiter writes down your order.
>"Very good, I'll be back with those soon."

>>29475463
>By the time the waiter returns, you and Sunset have decided on your meals.
>The server leaves you and sunset once again, this time giving you ample time to start a conversation.
>"Thank's for this, Anon. It's nice to have a night where I'm not swinging around New York, looking for muggers and super-villains."
"I'm just glad to spend the night with the most beautiful girl in New York."
>This earns you a smile and a light punch on the arm.
>"Flattery will only get you so far, Tiger."
>You feel a grin of your own grow on your face.
>After that exchange you fall into a companionable silence.
>Soon enough your food arrives, some grilled tilapia for Sunset, And a medium rare filet mignon for you.
>It's only when the smell of the stake hits you that you realize how hungry you are.
>You tuck in with little thought, finishing your meal in only a few minutes.

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>>29475589
>Ten minutes later sees you on the way home, much lighter in the wallet, but in good spirits.
>Sunset felt it prudent to walk as you aren't all that far from your apartment complex.
>You agreed, on the grounds that it would give you more time to enjoy the unseasonably warm night.
>This lead to you taking the long route home as Sunset leaned into you.
>After twenty minutes, you see your street come into view.
>Almost home.
>Taking the stairs to your Fifth-floor apartment, you are soon standing in your entry way.
>The first thing that you notice is that everything that you own is scattered about the room.
>Not like someone was rifling through looking for shit to sell for more heroin but as a statement.
>Who ever did this want's you to know that they can get to you whenever and wherever they please.
>At least judging by the fact that every gun you own is neatly stacked on your coffee table.
>Even the 1911 you thought you brought with you.

And done. Have a good night!

>>29475904
Good night bloke.

>>29436857
My dick calling me.

>>29475993
Heed its call

>>29475904
This was nice

>>29475904
God damn it Sunny. She's works fast.

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>>29436857

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>>29476803
I want to take Sunset to a metal concert. I feel like she'd like it.

>>29476840
A heavy rock Spider-Woman? Has that been done in Marvel?

>>29477173
>heavy rock

hard rock or heavy metal, chose

>>29477504
Which ever. It seems the same to me when i listen to them

>>29477527
treppahcs confirmed for not deserving a hard rock sunset

>>29477527
If you listen closely you can hear all the /mu/ fags having a shit fit.

>>29477527
rule of thumb: if it's about sex or romance it's hard rock

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>>29477722
Trip Dubs confirms.

>>29477722
Which is what i mostly listen to. Thanks for the info

>>29470452
Previously on Untitled's Spider-Shim
>Synergy told Anon that the realities get weaker/the tear between them stronger
>Both realities get destroyed if not everything's returned to it's original reality
>hence Anon has to break up with Sunset/Spider-Shim
cont. from line 2152 of http://pastebin.com/pGJV6pUZ

>Be Anon
>What reaction is proper to being told that two realities might explode because you dicked the wrong girl?
>Doesn't matter, had sex.
“Who else knows that realities might collapse because of this?”
>“Besides cosmic entities?” Synergy states with somewhat of a smile. “Who'd never help us by the way... I assume Celestia and Luna, they should know. And, uhh...” she pauses, “your mother, because I told her.”
“Typical,” you click your tongue. “why is it that you hesitate on Treehugger when there are cosmic fucking entities? Whatever the heck that is?”
>“Because she said she wasn't going to keep anymore stuff from you, and-”
“Well, I know she's lying to protect my feewings~” you empathize it in babyspeak. “no, seriously, I get it...”
>You sigh.
“And why won't cosmic entities help? Aren't they part of this reality too?”
>“Not technically... I don't know. Those are like gods, maybe they interfere last second,” she doesn't seem to buy her own words. “but they are not going to care for casualties, they might destroy earth and Equestria just because.”
“And even if they are considerate, as long as Sunset's still here...”
>“Yeah...”
>You sigh again.
>“So, what are you going to do?”

>>29470444
“The only thing I can do, and the only thing that'll make sense. I tell Sunset the truth, that we are not only in the fucked up version or Romeo and Juliet of the Wonderbolts and Hydra, but of fucking two REALITIES with all the onstage deaths, and only off-stage sex scene.”
>Synergy blinks slowly and she looks away with a slight frown, before asking, “you only had sex once?”
>Your shoulders drop.
“That's what you take away from that? Seriously?”
>“Sorry, I- Well, yeah, you guys only know one another that week, like...”
>You sigh and let yourself fall back on the desk.
“Fucking Romeo and Juliet... who comes up with stupid stories like that?”
>“Anon...”
“And I'm not going to fucking kill myself, or, like, marry her in secret. We're both... mature adults, we are well aware that we barely know one another, and that we can easily break it off before it develops into something more.”
>She stays silent for a while before she apologizes, “I'm sorry.”
“What are you sorry for?”
>Synergy chuckles lightly, “for how I treated you... I mean I- No... I'm sorry for trying to break you up like that.” she sighs, “I'm an asshole.”
“Don't say that-”
>“No, let me finish. I'm an asshole for trying to play with your – your and her – feelings like that. I did it because I try to be smart and find a complicated solution to a something where I would have only needed to explain the situation and ask nicely.”

>>29478438
>You feel somewhat awkward with her telling you this.
>“It's how I am. I like it. I like being manipulative and make a complicated scheme work. Within this convoluted method in which I would have made you two break up and her heart broken and you choosing me over her there would have been no downsides for me. It would have made me feel incredible powerful.”
“I, ahh... okay?”
>Your hesitant confirmation to her confession apparently makes you a good listener, and it didn't come across as the confirmation that she's supposed to stop talking now.
>“You may think I would have had to let you have your way with me for the plan to work, but I wouldn't have minded that. I've patted my eyes at people for a roof over my head and a meal for a few days, and, you know, it was more than just patting my eyes. People have a way different idea when it comes to sexuality than I do.”
>Okay, now she's oversharing.
>“I'm a con artist, is what I am, really. It works great on people with strong emotions like anger or loneliness, but the best mark is someone whose greedy and thinks he's smart. However it just doesn't work on you, you're honest and... you're actually smart, really.”
>Awkward.
>She gives another small laugh, “I really wouldn't have minded. Your hair is a mess, but it gives you more of a rebel-ish charm, even if you're a good man. You have a pleasant face and you're...” her eyes widen slightly and she looks away with a blush, yet she finishes her sentence. “...fit.”
>That's not good.
>“Fuck...”

>>29478448
>You don't have to ask where that curse just came from.
>Synergy practically realized that she starts to crush on you the same time you did.
>In addition to the blush and embarrassed turn away.
>All the while you also feel yourself having gotten to like her more.
>Not like that, but...
>If you wouldn't have a girlfriend...
“Fuck.”
>She looks up to you again with an almost shocked expression, not because of you mimicking her curse, but because you both seem to have followed the same train of thought.
>“We should break up.”
“Oh, haha, we're not a couple.”
>“Our alliance. As soon as we acquire the Tesseract, we keep all interactions to a minimum.”
“Yeah, agreed.”
>It's common courtesy to break up with your girlfriend before you get a new one.
>There is a guideline that, even if there already is someone, you don't do anything with them before you have broken up.
>But there this newly written law that states that you absolutely cannot ditch one person for the alternate reality version of them.
>...
>There was a long pause until you inhale sharply.
“Let's go to sleep.”
>“Yes, let's.”

>You will never have your valentine's day date ruined by a villain who destroys the restaurant.

>>29478456
everything past 2154 in the chapter2-pastebin will be discarded
everything in the chapter3-pastebin is still canon
however, I'll continue to write in between them until they are properly sewn together.
First the mane7 (-1) will get a whole Sunday written out (probably small) then Anon/Synergy/Treehugger have their turn

after that I'll merge chapter 3 onto chapter 2, and set up the actual arc I want to do for chapter 3... BLEH

expect me to write more until may because I'll increase my procrastination

>>29478460
That'll always ruin the mood

>>29479111
trips!
did you know: The Man of Steel movie is actually based on a comic book series Superman?

>>29479262
I thought it was

>>29479270
you are truly an observant fellow

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>>29479262
No fucking way.

>>29479262
Yes, but were you aware that the film Captain America: the First Avenger was loosely based on WWII propaganda?

>>29479280
I try to be.

Now i need work on a therapist

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>>29478460
And Sunset would make it up to you that night.

>>29478438
>fucked up version or Romeo and
is or* supposed to be there?

page 9

>>29436857
>No cuddling Sunset during valentine's day.

>>29479688
nope, but 'of'
thanks for pointiong it out

>>29482230
Yup

So, as a question, What does everyone think of the 2000's Constantine?

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>>29483053
The movie?

Continuing from pastebin

>You are Anonymous
>You are getting increasingly nervous as nothing seems to happen at all
>You are not sure if this is a good thing or not but you made your bed and now you have to lie in it
>It is at that moment you hear some screams muffled by the loud music
>You rush up close to Vinyl to look down and see what's going on
>Some weird dude is throwing people around like ragdolls as they scream and try to run away
>He catches some guy and takes a bite-
>HOLY SHIT HE TOOK A BITE!
>You hear the music stop as Vinyl halts her playing
>Octavia, also rushed to the DJ booth, speaks with a scared voice
>"What is this? What's going on?" It's weird to see that calm and collected girl so agitated
"I think we are in big trouble." You barely get to finish your sentence as a familiar figure jumps on the crazy dude and throws him across the club
>Towards the DJ booth
>Towards you!
>As he reaches his destination he collides directly with you knocking you to the floor unconcious

>Be Sunset Shimmer because writefag ran out of puns
>You've just saved that guy from being eaten
>However you threw the monster towards some civilians and possibly injured one
>At the very least it seem that it doesn't geting back up
>Oh no it does, right there
>It's attacking the blue haired girl
>You aim your web towards them and spin it but the creature just ducks down
>Some other girl tries to save her friend but gets a backhand slap that sends her falling down to the dance floor
>You spin your web and throw it twice without interruption
>Once to the falling girl and once to the DJ booth leaving her suspended in the air
>She looks up at you, her face bloodied and swollen and screams
>"PLEASE SAVE HER!"
>At that moment you feel for the first time the weight of what you were doing running around in the streets, catching criminals
>You feel for the first time, the weight of responsibility on your shoulders
>You have to get up there, you have to save that girl
>You cannot fail

>>29483053
If the movie then pretty good, why?
>>29483777
....is she screwing with us? Also nice trips

>>29484001
Nice seeing you.

>>29484001
>You throw your web to the ceiling and pull yourself up ahead towards the booth
>You attempt a dropkick as you close in on the creature, but once again he just dodges your attack without even letting go of the girl
>You need to stop him from moving around but you can't do it if he just avoids your webbing
>But you can try to trick him
>You throw your web towards his face and just as you expected he moves to dodge it
>Using this moment as a distraction you spin more web, this time sticking his feet to the ground
>This however incites an unexpected reaction from him
>The creature roars, blood dripping from his chin and throws the girl toward you
>You brace yourself to catch her but at that moment your injured leg gives in, sending a wave that is enough to make you lose your strength for a moment
>Girl's flinging body hits you like a sack of bricks, sending both of you into a giant loud speaker
>Electric current shakes your body, causing you muscles to contract violently
>The girl you were supposed to save is faring no better but luckyly this causes a fuse to blow and cut out the power of the entire building
>You don't notice however as it went all dark for you some seconds ago

>Be Lemon Zest
>Anon seem like he really screwed things up
>You should fix it before he kills you again
>That is, if you aren't too late already

>>29484020
Thx man. It's nice to be back.

>>29484050
That's all for now.

Pastebin updated, Valentine's Day short added: http://pastebin.com/u/TheDefiant

>>29484058
Thanks for the update

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>>29484058
Awesome. Gonna read later

>>29478456
>Be Synergy.
>Sleep didn't come easy to you, but it was a good escape when it comes to your thoughts involving Anon.
>After 15 minutes of remaining still you had just chosen to do some mediation techniques, so when you find yourself standing on a dimly lit, featureless plane you were not surprised.
>As always you are approached from behind, and, while there were no indications for an attack, you immediately spin around to parry.
>The previously non-existent batons had simply found their way into your hands.
>Dream-logic works like that, especially when the dream is still forming.
>The blow was more powerful that you expected- No, it was more powerful than you could parry, and the staff hits your head.
>Pain makes the figure before you flicker out and back into existence.
>You had almost woken up.
“Now that was mean.”
>[It was, was it not?]
“I didn't mean to call you.”
>You look your mentor as she takes more proper form, materializing from the dark fog she often retreats herself back in.
>Her features get more defined than you're used to, and you can soon make out that she was smiling.
“Master.”
>You gave her a bow when she relaxes her body and discards her fighting stance.
>A moment later you're sitting at a table in a luxurious looking library with a cup of tea before you and your master opposite of you.

>>29485536
>The feeling was as had you always sat like that, there was no pain radiating from your head, and no recollection or ill thought of how this transition had happened.
>Only the memory stays as had it happened more than an hour ago.
>And still you try to make sense of it, but as this table has always been right next to the window with a view of the plane outside.
>You must have walked...
>You shake your head.
>The circumstances of the dream don't matter, only what it can give you.
>And you had Luna to talk to, an opportunity that doesn't present itself often.
>[You did not call?]
>Once more you shake your head, but this time to confirm the negative question, not to clear your head.
>While Luna speaks her native tongue, you still respond in english.
>You can understand her, but you weren't fluent in it.
“I was merely trying to fall asleep, there was a lot on my mind, so I meditated slightly.”
>You only tell her to clarify the situation, so it came as a surprise that Luna nods and gestures you to continue.
“You want to hear my thoughts?”
>[Indeed.]
>You frown.
>Luna usually wasn't very talkative.
>Sure, she didn't speak much just now, but she sought that conversation
“The other Sunset, the one from Equestria, she's still in this reality. Isn't that bad?”

>>29485541
>After a moment of thought Luna gives a weak nod, “by herself her being might adapt, but Equestrian magic can fuel other Equestrian magic. She, and the ones touched by the Equestrian Element of Magic could create a feedback loop strong enough to not let her adapt.”
>But once Luna starts talking, she really is talking.
>You appreciate the fact that she does so in English as well, you doubt you would have been able to follow her otherwise
>“This is, however, only the case if they dwell on it a lot through daily practice, which should not be possible anymore, not since they have gone their separate ways in life. None of her other friends go to the same college after all. Why do you have reason to worry?”
“Because the Equestrian Princess Twilight Sparkle is back, and she and the Wonderbolts mess with the portal so she can use her magic freely.”
>She closes her eyes for a moment then says a word you are not quite familiar with besides it being an indicator of 'things are bad'
>Did Luna just curse?
“How bad is it?”
>“I have not felt it from where I am, but it's bad enough that we have to intervene.” she pauses to think for a moment, “On Midgard no less... something like this could accelerate the rotations on the world tree and the Asgardian might notice.”
“I have already... arranged this knowledge to be transferred to them. I strongly believe that they will see reason and retreat.”
>[I take your word for it,] she nods, [I expect your report.]
>Luna waves her hand and the room starts to dissipate.
>She has never been one for great goodbyes.
>You sigh just before the dream fases completely.

>>29484016
>>29483995
Sorry for the delayed response, I was passed out.
But yes I was talking about the movie. I still am curious what people think about it.
>>29485558
After doing some rereading on this, I have come to a somewhat major issue. If what is going on is actually threatening the universe, the Living Tribunal would step in without hesitation. Unless you're trying to point that out?

>>29485911
The movie is pretty good, I rewatch it every now and then. And don't worry about taking time to answer, we all get busy at times.

>>29485911
>the Living Tribunal would step in without hesitation
or Synergys is wrong, Luna doesn't feel it after all
or the Equestria-dimension behaves differently than what would happen if two Earth-dimensions would clash
or I' just not that familiar with the marvel universe
or I just want cheap drama
or I'm making up my own rules and don't follow everything to a tee

>>29485985
Fair point, it just seems a little off, though.

>>29485996
or I'm a fan of cosmic horror and two realities are not that big of a deal to "gods"
or there is no god
or free will, why do bad things happen to good people
or I want to end my story with a sudden boom whenever I feel like it because I'm an asshole
or I'm setting up secret wars

>>29486054
>that spoiler.
Now it all makes sense. I don't like it, but it makes sense.

>>29486168
or I'm trolling because I knew everyone would get hooked on the spoiler

>>29486231
Oh, you absolute jerk off. It's okay, I still want to see where this shit goes.

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>>29486248
who knows

Is there a green of a oblivious Anon?
>See a spider suit in Sunset's closet
>"Well you found me out Spider-Woman is.."
"Your roommate!"
>"..."
"What?"
>"You're lucky that you're cute."

>>29486468
that's not being oblivious, he misconceived something by throwing out some possibilities and properly not knowing who her roommate is of if she even has one
the logical conclusion is that she has a costume to dress up, like... cosplay.
people do that.

>>29486521
That’s a good one and to tell the truth i would probably think that as well

>>29486734
That feel when you go around to a cosplay convention with the real Spider Woman, that feel when you two fuck like rabbits on the ceiling where no one thinks to look.

>>29486845
>You will never fuck Sunset in the a S.H.I.E.L.D helicarrier.

A quick update for Blue Beetle Anon. (http://pastebin.com/zANAAGcy) for the lazy

>A dozen Hydra guards stand in a rather poorly lit room, with an elegantly dressed monstrosity of a man sitting behind an almost opulently ornate desk.
>The silence that had, up until this point dominated the room is shattered as the human chimera cackles.
>”So you just let an Equestrian hybrid, one of only three in the world, just walk out the front door?”
>The “man” laughs again, as though he found the whole thing humorous.
>”This is what? The second time you incompetent fools have let one of our experiments walk free. But surely you three have some excuse that you think will placate me? Well go ahead, I’m waiting.”
>The guard in the center is the first to speak up.
>”Di-director, sir, we, uh that is to say...”
>The jovial look on the things face slips off, leaving exasperation.
>”Just shut up. I don’t really care. All of you have failed me, but more importantly, you have failed Hydra. I’ve been monumentally forgiving with all of you up until now. But tonight you have proven to be prohibitively incompetent. So, starting this evening, we will be doing something that might just fix that.”
>Standing up, the creature reaches under the table, placing a well-polished bronze sword on the table.
>”Mr. Barns, please step forward.”
>The man in question walks haltingly up to the beast’s desk.
>”Yes, Director?”
>The chimera grins.
>”Since you seem to be the least incompetent member of the facility’s guards, you get the honor of culling the weak.”

This was also all that I was able to recover from G-docks.

>>29487586
Well shit, are you sure you cant save anything else?

>>29487666
Unfortunately, Satan, everything else was corrupted beyond salvaging. But that's alright.

>>29487685
Damn, Jesus did it, I swear.

>>29487340
>You will never get caught by someone as you start taking off her suit while making out.
>"Damn it Anon I want want you to put it i-oh h-hi Mister Stark."
>"I see this is a bad time."
"Yeah it is."
>totally not awkward at all.
>"I'll talk to you later spidy, have fun kids."
>Stark leaves and closes the door
>"Oh Luna's Moon that was embars-"
>Door opens again and Stark's head peeks in.
>"I forgot to say that you should you protection."
>He throws something at you and you catch it.
>It's a Tony Stark brand condom.
>You look at him and Stark gives you a thumbs up and says "Good catch kiddio."
>He leaves the second and final time.

>>29488366
Tony Stark can be such a bro when he wants to be.

>>29488393
When he's not being a smart ass

>>29488830
Tony Stark = best adoptive uncle.
He would be that uncle that gives you cool shit under the radar.

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>>29436857

>>29487707
Jesus saves, but Satan makes incremental backups

>>29489325
I learned how to do this with the invention of the STALKER game, never EVER go 5 minuets without saving.

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>>29489017
Veey true

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>>29488366
>This green is brought to you by Tony Stark's condoms.
>"Let's say you got a special lady friend who may or may not have radioactive fluids. This protects the user from that radiation. Listen to this satisfied customer."
>The face and voice is altered for the protection of the identity of the customer.
"After finding out my super powered girlfriend might have radioactive fluids I started to use it and have less chance of terminal cancer of my-"
>"Anon what are you doing?!"
"Oh sh-"
>"Another satisfied customer don't delay call now."

>>29491103
I can see Tony making a commercial of this

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The Pheonix-force has possessed Sunset.
>what do?

>>29492178
fuck the phoenix force, duh

>>29492178
First i would see what she wants.
If world destruction, then get every hero to fight her.

>>29492539
>>29492569
There are two kinds of people.

>>29492706
I didn't want to say what this guy >>29492539 said. I know what the phoniex can do. Somewhat

>>29466851
>Be Anon and this feels strange.
>It's the day of your first official appointment.
>You're not even sure what's going on in your life anymore.
>A sigh escapes your lips as you look at your patient who was lying on a couch in front of you.
>Doc Oct was no more than three feet away from you as you took a calming breathe.
>You just need to be respectful and kind so she doesn't get a reason to use her tentacles on you like a stress ball.
“So Doc Oct…,”
> “Please call me Octavia,” the tentacled woman from the other day said.
>Nodding your head, you just roll with it.
“Very well. Now Octavia, before we start I would like to ask why you wanted to do this,” you said while waving to everything in general.
>If you're gonna talk to one of the heavy hitting villainesses of Spider-Woman, then you should get some idea of what goes on in her head.
> “I’m sure Vinyl or Shocker, as you know her, told you of our break up,” Octavia calmly said.
“Merely the break-up and a small detail or two. Did she do something?” you ask, wondering if your advice worked or not.
>Judging from that small smile, it did.
> “Yes she did. You see Vinyl and myself are what the media calls villainesses,” she said in ‘matter of fact’ tone.
>You nod at that and stay silent.
>You were very tempted to say something like a smartass.
> “With that title, we're bound to meet a hero,” the suited woman said, crossing her legs.
“And that hero is Spider-Woman. May i ask how this ties to the break-up?” you asked, hoping to find some answers.
> “As you know villains commit crimes, heroes fight villains and the heroes tend to win. For Vinyl and myself, we were trying to get some money so we don't lose our home,” Octavia said simply.
“Wasn’t expecting that but go on.”
> “You see being on the media and labeled as a villain tends to put a damper on your career,” she said, sighing.
>You stay silent as Octavia tells her story.

>>29494627
>You were very tempted to say something like a smartass.
> “With that title, we're bound to meet a hero,” the suited woman said, crossing her legs.
“And that hero is Spider-Woman. May i ask how this ties to the break-up?” you asked, hoping to find some answers.
> “As you know villains commit crimes, heroes fight villains and the heroes tend to win. For Vinyl and myself, we were trying to get some money so we don't lose our home,” Octavia said simply.
“Wasn’t expecting that but go on.”
> “You see being on the media and labeled as a villain tends to put a damper on your career,” she said, sighing.
>You stay silent as Octavia tells her story.
> “I wanted to be a part of the famous Canterlot Orchestra. But because of these, i had to kiss my dreams good bye,” the tentacle suited woman said as as she waved her extra appendages.
“And that’s why you lash out at Spider-Woman? It's merely you venting at all the frustration and negative light you had to endure. Deep down, you don't even want to kill Spider-Woman,” you asked, hoping you understood what she was saying.
>Octavia began to laugh after you said that as if it was the funniest joke she ever heard.
> “Oh i do want to kill her, there's no doubt about that. But you're right though. It's mainly all the negativity that's forced onto Vinyl and myself,” Octavia said, calming down a little.
“Speaking of Vinyl, what’s she up to?” you asked, generally curious.
>You could feel the happiness radiating off the villain at the mention of her partner.
> “At the moment, i would say she's making a romantic dinner for the two of us. Probably preparing a nice dessert for our favorite movie as well,” Octavia said, smiling.
“I guess she took my advice to heart,” you said, smiling as well.
> “Greatly. The moment she got to our apartment, she started to talk about changing for me,” Octavia said, “She even asked me to pick a few things we will do for the next few days.”

>>29494633
“Well all i can say for that is have fun,” you said, good heartedly.
>You could tell the two super villains weren't bloody thirsty killers the media portrayed them as.
>They were just a few misunderstood girls who wanted to live their lives and follow their dreams.
>Well Octavia does.
>You'll need to figure out about Vinyl another time.
“Now back to your plans with Vinyl,” you said wanting to back on track.
> “Ah yes. I was sceptical at first, thinking Vinyl was just using sweet words against me. She's done it before,” Octavia said, muttering the last part.
“She does seem like the type but go on,” you said, making a note just in case.
> “I've had a few instances where I decided on what we would do but had to hear her complain or groan. Naturally i was surprised when i suggested a few things she agreed without a second thought,” she said, smiling at the memory.
“And what did you pick?” you asked, smiling down at the woman.
>She raised her hand and made a few hand motions.
> “Just a show and a nice chat. At the end of it, we ended in our bed,” she said, wiggling her eyebrows at you.
>Rubbing your temples, you groan at this.
“I don’t need to know your nightly activities, Octavia,” you said, trying not to imagine what they could have done.
>Unfortunately your brain already made a possible mental image that you tried to forget.
>Looking up at the clock in the room, you saw that it was getting a bit late.
“Would you look at the time. It's getting pretty late.”
>Octavia looked up and gasped once she saw the time.
> “Shit. Vinyl should have dinner ready soon,” she said as her tentacles grabbed her bag and coat.

>>29494643
“Then I won't keep you any longer,” you said, gathering all of your things.
> “I'll see you next time, Anon,” she said, putting on the coat and leaving the room.
>With everything in your bag, you walk out of the room while wondering what're you going to do now.

>Still Anon and it’s been a quiet week for you.
>Since you're little session with Octavia, you've talked to her and Vinyl a few times in the park.
>While you were talking to them one time, the conversation shifted to how to contact you.
>You decided to just give them your phone number, hoping they don't try to “kidnap” you every time they want to schedule an appointment.
>But now you were in your living room, just watching something you've seen about fifty times.
“I forgot how bored i was of this show,” you said, reaching for the remote.
>Before you could even touch the remote, you felt something vibrate in your pocket.
>Taking it out of your pocket, the screen showed you that Octavia was calling.
“Hey Octavia,” you said, answering the phone.
> “Hello, Anon. How're you today?” she said happily from the other end.
“A bit bored but good. You calling to set up another session or just to talk?”
> “Actually i called to ask a favor,” she said while sounding nervous.
>This didn't set well with you.
“What do you need?” you asked, wanting to know what the favor was.
> “We have a friend who found out about you….”
“How?” you asked, feeling a bit worried.
> “Vinyl.”
>You performed a real life facepalm at that.
“Of course it had to be Vinyl.”
> “Back to the matter at hand, our friend wanted to set up an appointment with you at the earliest convenience,” Octavia said, giggling.
>Before you could even say anything, your friend said, “She willing to pay.”
“.....Tell her Monday at four pm.”
> “She'll be there. Ta ta Anon,” she said before hanging up.

>>29494647
Another Therapist Anon. I'm having a bit of fun with this. Should i stop?

>>29494664
if you enjoy writing it, I don't see a reason to stop

>>29494809
Thanks. Now to pick the next patient

>>29494664
If your having fun and the words are there, keep on going man.
>>29494909
HYPE bump!

How would Sunset react to a video game being made about her?

>>29495709
....just like the Spiderman games we have now, which one?

>>29495709
>"...Anon? What is "Waifu Simulator 2017: Superior Spider Hips Edition"?"
"......"
>"And why does your Steam profile say you have 300 hours in it?"
"!!!"
>"Anon, be careful! You almost fell out of your window! Good thing I caught you, huh?"
"Why has God abandoned me?"
>"Huh?"
"I mean thanks, Sunny."

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>>29495981
dropped my damn trip
I'm out of practice

>>29496001
To be fair, you used to do that all the time as well.

>>29496220
I-I got better...

>>29496378
It's okay keaton; we forgive you.

>>29494647
I like it, seems interesting.

Btw did Cap die?

>>29494664
Goodness no. It's a refreshing change of pace, it's nice to see something a little different from what appears to be the norm (i.e. it has to be about Sunset and she has to be Spider woman). Keep it up trepps.

>>29497147
Thanks

>>29497104
Cap?

>>29497400
Captain? We had some pirate story going on or was that in another universe?

>>29497444
I guess he is

I had an idea, what if Rarity also got bit by the same spider as Sunset, but got a different set of abilities?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spider_Physiology
Like maybe she has fangs with a paralytic venom, and 3 big spider legs sprouting out of her back, and she's super worried because none of her tops fit anymore.

>>29497669
it's 11:18 PM, I'm sitting at my computer in my bedroom, it's dead silent.
Then I suddenly hear from outside my window
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o
And I have no idea what happened.

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>>29496001
I still think Sunset is a 25-30 yr old mare inside a late teen girl's body.
So why is she dating Anon you ask? She likes them young.

>>29498254
l-lewd

>>29498254
Funny thing is that this could be 100% cannon

>>29499392
>Sunset confirmed for liking them young.

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>>29498254

>>29499497
So is that a yes or a no? Twilight was easily in her mid twenties when she went in the portal.

>>29499472
>>29499525
I'm going based on the comic that serves as the prequel to the first movie. It shows a filly Twilight in a small scene

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>>29499634
>comics
>canon
Riiiiiight...

>>29499676
Never said i believed the comics

>>29499900
Also i don't believe the Dazzling comic either

Here's a pastebin of the therapist
http://pastebin.com/0cit7eXM

>>29502797
Nice, saving it.

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>>29436857

>>29504224
Horse girls breeding face when in heat.

>You are Su
>You are inhabiting a common body with Anonymous
>You weren't his always, he trapped you
>Once you roamed beyond the veil as a free essence
>Then you got sucked in to his material body
>His body was dead, so his spirit used your energy to resurrect it
>In doing so he trapped you in his body with him
>He was six years old then, now he's seventeen
>Since you and he merged, he became able to travel beyond the veil and walk in the ethereal plane
>Not only that but he also can manupilate the ethereal plane with his thoughts
>Admittedly it had very little material world application but it meant that he was both material and ethereal at the same time
>You thought about killing him to set yourself free, but as an endless entity, being trapped for a few decades or even a few millenia means nothing to you
>Also the material world was... interesting to be
>So you let him live
>You see through his eyes, hear through his ears, feel through his skin
>You are one, but you are two
>You are each other, interchangeable
>Only one of you can command the body at once and depending on who it is the body changes
>Under your command, it's fluid, shifting
>Under his, it's undead flesh, aging and growing but in reality; unliving
>It cannot be killed by conventional means
>Despite all this power, he choose to keep you a secret, both of you and lived a normal life
>But today, life had different plans

What do you think guys? Are you interested or should I stop?

>>29505266
The grammar leaves something to be desired, as well as the tone in the POV, but it does seem like an interesting concept. I would recommend finishing your other stories first before doing this one though, otherwise I wouldn't mind reading more of it.

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Alright, so I think I've asked this before, but what does everyone think of a three month time skip for Blue Beetle Anon?

>>29505961
Honestly, you don't post enough of it regularly for me to remember it very well, and when you do post you make the POV shift all over the place in a single conversation. So do what you think would work I guess.

>>29505301
Yeah, I know I have two already but I can't suppress these new ideas :/

Could you point out the mistakes you saw? It'd be really helpful.

>>29506016
Alright then, I have been going on an unfortunate grammar Nazi binge lately. Here we go.
>>29505266
>You weren't his always, he trapped you
this is a pretty awkward sentence, try You weren't always his*.
>Since you and he merged, he became able to travel beyond the veil and walk in the ethereal plane
This is also an awkward sentence, Since you both merged* or Since you two merged* sounds easier.
>Admittedly it had very little material world application but it meant that he was both material and ethereal at the same time
you could use a comma before but*, spread out the sentence a bit more evenly.
>Also the material world was... interesting to be
I think you missed the word in* at the end of this sentence.
>Despite all this power, he choose to keep you a secret, both of you and lived a normal life
you forgot a comma before and* here.
Otherwise you forgot to put periods at the end of your sentences, but aside from that it was well done. On the new idea t\problem your having, why don't you just go as far as you want/need to with these small one shot ideas, and put them in a pastebin while working on your own stories, then make another one in the event you make another story while working on the first two. I hope this helped you.

>>29506066
>>Despite all this power, he choose to keep you a secret, both of you and lived a normal life
for some reason the keyboard didn't register it, but prompt is supposed to be on the other side of that divider.

>>29505989
I'm well aware of the POV shifting thing, and I've been working on it. It's part of the reason why I've been so erratic with posting Blue Beetle Anon.

>>29506094
Fair enough, though I would say don't do it then, the last time you did a time skip you also skipped over an extremely relevant portion of context for the story, so until you can get into a point where nothing important happens, I wouldn't recommend jumping again. Even if it takes awhile I can say in my opinion, having everything we would need to know to understand the story is better than jumping around with no reason or understanding whatsoever.

>>29506066
And I somehow messed up my correction here>>29506074
this is referring to this portion
>On the new idea t\problem your having,

>>29506066
>>29506074
>>29506121
Thx for pointing it out. You are right about commas, I should be more diligent. It bothered me too.

I don't use periods because of character limit. They just feel like they are taking up space for no reason because I start a new line anyway. But if you think it's too bothering I can add periods to the sentences.

Awkwardness was actually intended, because we are in goint through the thoughts of an interdimentional immortal being, but I guess I should find a way other than awkward sentences to convey that the being doesn't think like a human would.

>>29506115
I haven't done a time skip yet.

>>29506152
I guess I could see how not using periods saved space, so long as you can differentiate one sentence from another I don't see much issue there. I suppose awkward sentences from a different being would make sense, though by that logic Pinkie could be considered one too(not saying she isn't though), but if an odd speech habits is all you can think of for the moment for it, then it could work. Just make sure its legible.

>>29506180
I might be thinking of someone else's writing then, my bad.