Hallo /mlp/ i'm asking this question to myself anyday; Are

>>29435971
No

>>29435971
We're actually all ponies living in a magical simulation.
There are no humans

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>>29435971
>tfw you will never feel his fingers caress your sore, aching back after a day of work, healing it with his human regeneration magic.
Why live?

>>29435971
Minotaurs exist, so humans do/did, too.

>>29435999
Minotaurs are a cross between a cow and a gorilla, they made up that human shit to hide the fact that they all have one inch long gorilla schlongs.

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>>29435971
Daily reminder that he isn't real.

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>you'll never have his hot monkey dick inside you
Why is life so cruel?

>>29435996
>human magic
Fuck off with this head canon, we all know humans don't have magic. The Sword In The Stone is EXPLICITLY fan fiction.

>>29435971
You know when you make these RP threads, you're supposed to call the board /mlh/

Dumbass newfag

>>29435971
Go to bed Lyra. This is a site for adults

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>this will never happen
Please kill me now, Celestia.

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>>29435971
Loira thread

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>>29436253
>making it easier for mauds

Geez, Maud. Why don't you get laid once in a while?
Boring autistic cunt. Let us have some fun. Pic related is you and hurr durr rocks.

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>>29436671
Buck you.

>>29436251
We know that they do have meme magic though, although it's really unclear what it does exactly.

Since it seems to rely on collective effort it might not be very effective at healing, but it's magic nevertheless.

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I didn't knew that human where so kinky

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>>29436783
U-Unf... Post more humans in socks please.

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>>29436807
here you go

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Butt

This meme is so fucking stupid that it hurts.Kill yourselves you unfunny faggots.

>>29436855
Were you here the day the board pretended to be girls?

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>>29436855
good thing we have you to laugh at then.

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Hey girls, have you met my husband?
Isn't he gorgeous, his hands are so soft...
Anyways, i'm gonna be out for a while, can you please take care of him?

>>29436859
I member that day

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>>29436859
I actually wasn't, is there a cap of it? I only have this.

>>29436251
This. How could humans survive without wings or magic?

>>29437115
WHY ARE HUMAN FILLIES SO CUTE?!

>>29437142
Because you've never had one. I seriously doubt they are much better than pony fillies, you just get a romanticized view through all that fanfiction you read.

>>29437115
There's been alot of good shit that was never capped.

I remember in 2014, some joker posted something about how we shouldn't take it so seriously because "It's just a cartoon."

>>29437168
Sh-shut up!
My Little Curie is the best!

>>29437206
What do you think about Japonese human yuri shows?

>>29437279
Absolutely disgusting. A mare and a mare should never be togheter.

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So, /mlh/, who is best human?

>>29437359
Tesla

>>29437359
Bob Ross

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>>29437731
mein lady

>>29436859
Pretended?

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>>29435971
>Hallo /mlp/
>/mlp/ roleplaying as an /mlh/ thread roleplaying as an /mlp/ thread
we have to go deeper.

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>>29435971
You subequine faggot. You literal retard.
How dare you speak, you stupid horse. How dare you open your disgusting, rim encrusted, rotten hay smelling maw.
You are pony trash. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your 'hobby' offers no hope to Equestria that your fandom can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the stable you came out of, you literal subequine.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Everfree Forest and rape some monkeys, as is in the humie nature. It would still be the only pussy you ever had. Give Celestia and Luna a chance for some magic target practice, your sole use to Equestria. Humies obsession with a filly's cartoon is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only thing your even mediocre at in your pitiful, worthless life. The foalish sentiment in the average humie is both an early warning sign of autism in foals, and early on set Alzneighmer's in grown up ponies.
Take your cheeto dust covered hooves off of your keyboard, and never talk to the pony species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor. No amount of education and rehabilitation will ever make you normal. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of humans.
You faggot.
You make 9gag look like a beacon of civilization.
Die, 'humie'. Nopony would miss you. Except for the diamond dogs, who now would have nopony to make them look good. You are a parasprite and a cancer to 4hoof, as well as the internet in it's entirety.
>pic related it's you

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>>29436035
Screw you, let me have at least this inkling of happiness
I need my husbando to cuddle with me at night after a long day, saying that he loves me while holding my hoof

>>29435971
We used to be real but then we warred on each other and killed each other off until all that's left are damned dirty apes and the ghosts that haunt the fields behind your parent's house inside the hollow earth..

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>>29438352
>roleplaying
It's no coincidence this RP thread started popping up after the scruffening. I'd tell you faggots to go back to Ponychan, but at least they're aware of the type of place they want. This is literally underage-tier shit.
>inb4 no fun
>inb4 gtfo filly

>>29438390
gtfo filly

>>29438390
>No fun.

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>>29438390
Gtfo no fun filly

Hope you like (You)'s

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>>29438390
>Anon sat at his computer, scrolling through the catalog slowly.
>He takes a sip of his Mountain Dew™ and sighs in disgust as he comes across a thread that he does not like.
>As quick as a flash, he clicks this particular thread and adds it to his watch list and begins typing out his disgust at the thread's existence.
>He literally can not believe people would dare have fun in different ways than he approves of.
>Surely he was the hero the board needed, and it was his duty to sit in the thread to tell everyone.
>Only he can save world one disgruntled post at a time.
>Sent.
>He sits back and takes another sip of his Mountain Dew™ as he nods in improvement at his work.
>The board was lucky to have him around.

>>29435971
>roleplaying
Delete this

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>>29438390
gtfo filly

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>>29438390
>You are not allowed to engage in positive and amusing activities on this here board known as /mlp/

>>29438390
This,mods,please delete this thread,it is against the rules.

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>>29438758
>"p-please mods delete this it is against the rules"
>being this of a cocksucking faggot

>>29436859
That was a fucking great day.
Even people debating casually were participating. It was glorious.

>>29438857
Rules exist for a reason anon,without them,every board would be like /b/ (shit).

>>29438930
Every board is fucking shit. Don't fucking lecture people what they can and can't do on this fucking retarded website.

maybe, bb

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>>29438930
>implying a /b/ with ponies would be a bad thing

>>29438960
>Every board is fucking shit.

Not true,they're are good boards like /pol/ and /int/.

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>>29439029
>/pol/ good
>good

>>29439029
>liking both /pol/ and /int/
I thought liking one excluded the other.

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>>29439043
>/pol/
>Not good
Choose 1 and only 1

Our White House press sec browses both /mlp/ and /pol/ so hey

>>29438961
NO you dont get to comeback from the dead motherfucker. The real Anklebiter died in 2013 after the fighting season in afghanistan. That nigger deserved it too after leaving the best paste I ever read and never got to finish it. No one remebers him anyway so your not even fishing with good bait/rant

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>>29438257
Fucking kek. Post it the next time that retard makes another thread please.

>>29438390
Put the trip back on, Knight.

>>29438390
>this thread popped up after the scruffining
this thread has been around far before the scruffining

>>29438390
You must be 18 years or older to post on /mlh/

>>29438390
gtfo filly

>Hitler will never stroke your mane while whispering sweet nothings of him conquering Europe in months

This kills the pony

>>29441226
go to bed aryanne, and put your trip back on so my filter catches you.

>>29435971
What the hell is /mlp/? Is that some bizarro world flip of /mlh/?

>>29441226
>implying the World Wars spin-offs are canon
Fuck you and your shit-tier non-canon husbando Aryanne.

>>29441268
It was confirmed canon by the creators on their Griffers. Besides, the constant references they make to it in show are proof enough. I think we've heard more "you're literally Hitler" this season than back in the WWII arc.

>>29441239
Screw you! I bet you just sympathize with the Jews and Griffons. Makes me sick.

>>29441268
>they were actually featured in the show
>Calling them spinoffs

You're just salty.

>>29441319
The mental gymnastics these anti-WWfags have to pull to defend their """""canon""""" simply amaze me.

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>>29441319
sorry your husbando lost, and then killed himself like a bitch. maybe you should follow his example. :^)

or chosen a better husbando.

>>29441361
>still on with this meme that it isn't cannon.
I bet you're just assmad that your husbando was rightfully killed for being Jewish

>>29441373
>implying he's better
>implying he could come even close to what Hitler did

This board is such shit now. Clearly it's being moderated by paid Griffon shills.

>>29441427
its too easy to pick on you, so ill be nice. it really does suck what theyre doing in germany on the show now. its like the writers just hate that place.

>>29441427
I think you entirely misread my post. I'm saying WW is canon.

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>>29435971
No, they're not real!
Sweet Celestia, stop fantasising about humans!
You're scaring wider Equestrian society with your creepy obsessions!

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>>29442078
Don't you have trees to kick, mudhorse?

>>29442355
>implying filthy mud horses know how to use a computer

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Can we even compete?
>ywn get a firm milking from a pair of strong hands.

>>29442483
This is a blue board.

>>29441304
>we never saw the body

>>29441373
>amnesty for donkeys
>better

>>29443469
>nationalist president
>Germanic ancestry

At this point, it would be a bigger shock if Trump wasn't Hitler.