>That one guy who married and regularly fucks a twilight

>>29432798
Holy shit what the hell is he smoking and where can I get some?

>>29432798
He's just trolling them, nobody in their right mind would be this autistic except maybe Chris Chan.

>>29432866
Nah, he's uploaded pics of him fucking it this board like three years ago

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>>29432882
So? A guy at my college fucked a grapefruit and uploaded it on the cooking board. Pic related.

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Why are psychologists so useless?

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>>29432798
>everything from the second paragraph onwards

>>29432987
Serious answer: because they only care whether you're stable and capable of functioning in society, not whether you're "normal". As long as he can live independently, hold down a job, have friends, etc, it doesn't really matter that he fucks a stuffed horse occasionally in the privacy of his own bedroom.

>>29433084
I fuck my plush. I just don't tell anyone about it cause I'm not a sperg and like having a normal life.

>>29432987
they'd have a million screeching slacktivists yelling
>CURRENT YEAR
if they tried to fix him

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>>29432987
>doesn't seem harmful

>>29432866

>being this new

he's not trolling, he's still posting about his wife on other parts of the internet.

>>29432866
He's dead serious, he's been doing this for years, and he's one of the most insane fucking people alive.

>>29432866
hes not trolling, he was part of a community im in for a while but disappeared, he's back now and regularly posts updates

its kind of endearing, actually

>>29432987
You do realize you're taking the word of a schizophrenic seriously for what he claims someone else said, right?

This is a seriously delusional motherfucker. He interpreted whatever the psychologist actually said to fit in line with his delusions.

>Be guy who's schizophrenic
>The Twilight plush has been your wife for a while now
>You pound that horse pussy every other night
>One day you come home from """work"""
>She's ripped to shreds
>Rats have chewed her to pieces, attracted by the stench of dried cum
>Begin crying
>Hold funeral next day
>"Rest in peace, my sweet princess"
>Head back inside
>Hear a strange, southern accent
>"What ya' cryin' about mista?"
>Cock is immediately erect again

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>>29435125
what the fuck

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>>29435125
holy fuck anon thats dark

>>29432987
>doesn't seem harmful

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>>29432798
>To quote Sherlock Holmes

>>29432798
Is that >>29420657 ?

>>29432798
He's literally living the dream

That's what happens when you take the tulpa business too far.

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>>29432987
>>29433204
>>29435953
>having an imaginary friend you talk to is only harmful if you don't call it a religion

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>>29436012

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>>29432945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ6oI1ruo7A