With Breath of the Wild coming out in about 23-24 days from now,

>>29426068
well she and link had crazy horse sex and a child in the show.

>>29426068
Epona likes to be spanked

>>29426126
Hawt

Greens soon

>>29426068
> tail raised
> legs spread
Thats not spooked

>>29426214
You'll go to hell for lying, Anon.

Anyways, according to Aonuma himself, Epona is somewhere out there in Breath of the Wild's world map, and we'll have to find her to tame and ride her.

Are you ready to travel the world and brave many dangers to find her?

>ywn spank Epona's sweet rump
why live?

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>>29426231
>Implying I'm going anywhere but hell

>>29426068

– Link can keep multiple horses at a time
– Affection/loyalty important with horses
– Feed and take care of horses to raise their stats
– Can call horses over to you, but horses need to be within a certain proximity to be called
– Horses can be killed by enemies

Really hyped for that game

>>29426419
>Lunk can have a pone harem
>it's important to love and tend to his pones
>pones that love him most are best steeds for the hero
>as such, the pones will likely try to do everything possible to be Link's true steed at the end
>not realizing Epona is awaiting for Link to be his destined pone the entire time

This is a greentext just waiting to happen.

>>29426453
That could either be a very depressing story about Epona never being found, or a really weird love triangle sort of thing.

>>29426316
Repent and believe and thou shalt be saved my friend

>>29426468

Inb4 a greentext where a heartbroken Link trying to find a replace for epona because >>29426419 (– Horses can be killed by enemies)

>>29426419

>– Horses can be killed by enemies

Welp, I will use two slot, one for a horse training simulator and another to just clear the game

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>>29426068

>>29426068
You wouldn't download E-pone.

>It's a cold winter day in hyrule
>Bird have been quiet for a few weeks now and a thick layer of snow covers the ground
>Making the trip from LonLon to castle town is quite the cold endeavor
>Nonetheless you push on in your winterized tunic
>Ever since that whole "Hero of time" business go finished off you've taken up a simpler life
>Using some connections you made that LonLon you landed a job to deliver the products of the old ranch to town to be sold
>Payed well enough and kept you out of trouble for the most part
>You glace over to your fur covered companion as she trots through the cold snow
>"Hrrm??"
>You give her a small smile and keep walking
>Your mind drifts back to how she came to be like this in the first place
>Hyrule is a land of many magical artifacts
>You remember exploring the cave that you found the strange saddle in
>The beautiful leather work and glittering jewels that decorated it
>As soon as you saw it you wanted to see what it would look like on your equine friend
>Well... What ever it would've looked like didn't matter
>The moment you placed it on her back it started emitting a blinding light that forced you to turn away
>It was over in a matter of moments
>When the light faded you looked back at your old friend
>You're pretty sure it was her anyway, the markings on her coat looked the same
>She was much smaller now and her proportions changed
>Her head whipped around in panic as her eyes darted from place to place
>You slowly approached her
>Her eyes locked on you and a look of relief crossed her face an instant before she gave you a confused look
>Her expression seemed to say "Why are you bigger than me"

>>29426824
>You watched her open her mouth and let out a noise
>"W-what"
>Her eyes widened and she jumped back
>You were also taken by surprise at the sudden vocalization
>It didn't hit you till now
\>The saddle was gone from her back
>Your eyes have seen a lot of magic over the years so you quickly put the pieces together
>Must have been a enchantment of some sort
>You kicked yourself for being over eager to put something buried behind traps on a friend without thinking
>Epona carfully got back on her hooves and slowly troted towards you
>Reaching out with a hand you touch the top of her head
>Her fur was soft
>You let out a breath you didn't know you wee holding
>A soft smile graced her still worried face
>You'll get this sorted out


>Your mind snaps back to reality
>You spent months looking for an answer
>Over the course of those weeks you had some odd run-ins with the local townsfolk
>They stared at her and frequently questioned you about it
>Epona started to pick up more and more of your launguage
>Though to be honest she probably knew a good deal of it from overhearing you talking to Malon and her father
>None the less she's capable of having a conversation with you easily
>After losing Navi so long ago you forgot how nice it is to have someone to talk to while traveling

>>29426824
>hyrule
>not termina
pleb

>>29426896
Still playing through Majora's Mask.
The universe I'm most comfy with is twilight Princess, I figured I'd give OoT a shot. So forgive me if I get things wrong here and there

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>>29426830
Nigger, you aren't stopping. And that's not a question.

>>29426824
>>29426830
This is probably going to end with sex.

>>29426830
More please.

>>29426908
Is it just me or is Majora's Mask the only Zelda with interesting characters and story?
Is it just because it's the only one that isn't a reboot?

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>>29427006
Imo Midna was one of the best characters to accompany you on an adventure. It's the interesting dynamic of having a companion that thinks of you as a tool and overtime grows to care about you that sells it to me.From what I'm playing of MM though, the characters are all neat in their own way.

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You know what might interesting?

A Black Beauty type story about Epona.

>>29426824
>>29426830
moar

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>>29426998
>>29427218
On the way
>>29426994
>pic

>>29427550
Looking forward to it.

>>29427550
It had better end in sex

>>29426830
>Soon you're crossing the bridge into town
>There's something to be said about the folk here as they quickly rush around to get their errands done
>You glance to the corner and see a royal guardsman wielding a shovel as if admiring his work on keep the town square cleared of snow
>Epona trots up to him happily
>"How're you today Hayden?"
>"I'm doing well today little one."
>He glances up to you as he continues
>"I see link's not bothered to get you a coat for the weather yet."
>Your face takes on a sheepish look
>"We're going to talk to the tailor today about it."
>The guard smiles at her
>"Very well. You two have a nice afternoon."
>He gives you a gentle stare as you walk away
>The guard was one of the first people to treat Epona like something other then a monster
>Epona makes a point to talk to him once in a while every time you guys come to town
>The conversation did remind you to stop by the tailors though, a few days ago you came through and got her measurements taken
>The Jacket should be done by now and awaiting payment
>That'll come after your delivery however, You have to stop by the market to drop off the bricks of cheese and few jars of milk LonLon mad in the last few days
>Walking a ways further you head into the small restaurant on the edge of the market
>The man behind the counter greets you with a smile
>"Link! Good to see you! I'll assume you're here on behalf of the ranch?"
>You nod, returning his smile
>Once business was finish you headed out the door and made your way to the tailor

>>29427869
>You push the door open and hear the ring of a small bell above your head
>Epona pushes past you and trots up to the counter
>You see Jackline's face light up as she notices you and Epona
>"Ah! Link! I've been waiting for you."
>Epona speaks up
>"We're here to pick up that jacket."
>"It's about time, I've had it ready since yesterday. I was starting to worry with how cold the weather has been lately that you might be freezing!"
>She leads Epona into a small dressing room to make sure the jacket fits well
>Sure enough Epona comes out looking sharp in her dark green jacket with a gold trim
>You let out a small chuckle as you reach into your wallet
>The price for a custom jacket wasn't cheap
>You place the two orange rupees on the counter with a smile
>"Thank you kindly for you patronage."
>You nod Looking down at Epona
>The grin on her face is quite telling of her mood
>"This thing is super soft!"
>Ruffling her mane you make your way out the door
>"We going to head back to the ranch now?"
>You nod
>She looks a little bummed out at the news
>You give her a curious look
>"I uh... I wanted to see if we could go look at the castle..."
>Epona's been eager to meet the princess ever since she got more comfortable with her new body
>You glance up to get a rough estimate on the time
>You motion with our hand for her to follow you
>Her smile brightens as you start walking towards the Castle's Keep
>Two guards part upon seeing you approach
>The castle grounds are well kept despite the snow all around with paths being cleared and free of ice

>>29427878
>Entering through the front door your body is evoloped in warm air
>Epona glances around in wonder and the many decorations of the interior
>Colorful flags and paintings line the walls with the odd suit of gleaming armor standing guard
>Every so often she stops to ask you about something or point something out
>You try to answer to the best of your ability
>"What about that painting? What's it showing?"
>You look at the canvas in question
>It's a painting of the three goddesses with their respective pieces of the triforce
>Before you can answer a familiar voice calls out in explanation
>"That's painting of Din, Nayru and Farore. The old goddesses that created this land"
>Your head spins to meet the voice as Zelda walks around the corner

>>29427881
I'm really liking this. Like a lot.

>>29427881
Which Link is this? OoT, TP, ALttP? Or just random Link #26786 in random Hyrule incarnation #26786?

>>29426068
but anon, you can tame shitty generic horses in BOTW
Epona is kill, didn't you know?
But fuck me, those horses have magnificent butts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynq02e8e1OM

>>29427924
OoT

>>29427881
More?
Where's the sex?

>>29428162
I'm writing a little more out. expect 1-2 posts then I have to head in for the night.

>>29428194
So much for this

>>29428618
I can post it unfinished and un-spell checked if you like. I'm a slow writer. That's better then no writer in my books at least

>>29428634
Take all the time you need, man.

>>29427881
>Epona's eyes go big as dinner plates as the Princess strides into view
>Zelda's face takes a curious expression as she looks over the small creature that is Epona
>It's not totally unexpected to her because you've written to her a few times explaining what happened
>She handled it like a trained politician as she carried a soft smile and introduced herself in a professional matter
>"I am princes-"
>Epona blurted out unable to contain her excitement
>"ZELDA!"
>Zelda giggled at the outburst
>Epona trotted up to her quickly
>The two made greetings and chatted for quite a while
>Epona has a very strong interest in Hyrule history and how things have come to be
>She asked a lot of questions about the different places in hyrule and the many beings that inhabited it
>You spent the time thinking back on when Epona first changed

>>29428696
(1 week after she changed)
>It was night time in Hyrule field and you've just finished setting up camp
>Epona curled up on her own on the other side of the fire pit
>It took her a while to get used to walking around in that new body of hers
>You looked around
>Hyrule used to be a dangerous place at night
>Monsters of every sort would claw their way out of the dirt to attack you
>Times like that have long since passed these last 6 years
>You remember the first time you get out of the forest
>The openness of the worked around you took your breath away
>For a boy that knew nothing but the comforting walls of trees the open fields of hyrule almost scared you
>But none the less you pushed on to do your best on your quest
>In some disconnected way you feel like you know how she feels being thrown into something new and strange
>She shifts positions trying to get comfortable
>You sigh and move over to her
>She meekly looks up at you and smiles
>You return the gesture and take a place beside her
>She's small even by your standards
>Running a hand through her mane seems to calm her down a bit
>Pulling your blankets out of your bag you make a place to sleep
>Epona takes up a place by your legs as you drift off

>>29428701

>Zelda pokes your arm causing you to jump
>"You alright? You look a little spaced out."
>Epona is looking up at you too
>You nod
>"Well, we're done chatting. It's getting late so I need to go."
>Epona lets out an audible whine
>"It's alright, I'm sure we'll have plenty of time to talk in the future Epona. You seem to grasp concepts quickly enough."
>"Alright..."
>Zelda gave her a smile
>"Take care of yourself Link."
>With that she turned around and walked back down the hall she came from
>Epona looked up at you while yawning
>"Let's go home."
>You couldn't' agree more
>Home as it would stand would be the Ranch
>A few few years ago you gathered enough money to build a small house of your own atop the fenced in hill
>It was fairly small and in the corner of the ranch itself
>But it was yours

>>29428709
http://pastebin.com/vhwygLfX
Night nerds, I might keep writing tomorrow.

>>29426068
Is Epona for sexual?

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>>29428759
Epona is definitely for sexual.

>>29428769
Kek seems to agree.

>>29430370

>>29428709
bump for more green

>>29431262
this

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>>29426419
>Horses can be killed by enemies
I didn't know that.

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>>29432106
>Glimmer can be killed by enemies
I didn't know that.

>>29432151
Gas all Glimmerfags.

>>29432156
>>29432151
Twifags are literally subhuman. No rational human being would waifu that fatty.

>>29432501
>fatty
Look who's delusional here. Twi is in great shape.
She came in like 5th or whatever in the leaf running race.

>>29426126
da fuk? source?

>>29432501
Fuck you! Twilight Sparkle has the body of a super model!

>>29432976
I mean they all pretty much have the same vector....

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>>29428711
Will you be continuing your old Epona story?

>>29434183
fuk, they gotta kiss

>>29434757
who?

>>29434780
Probably one of the other random horses from Lon Lon Ranch that isnt Epona.

>>29434780
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qadzCB3CLlI?t=4h29m00s

>>29434757
can i fuck not epona?

>>29434820
shes2cute

>>29434820
she likes it rough. shes used to having her flanks slapped all day.

>>29434820
I'd rather fuck Mimi back there.

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>>29434859
Why not all of them

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>>29434868
This.

Strongly recommended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPSk6_MV8Ho

>>29434183
I don't have the heart to read it again. So I'll have no idea where I was going with it. >>29431262
Apologies for not writing more today. Life has its ways of getting in the way.