What makes you think tour waifu won't be creeped out by

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>>29412488
>tour waifu
>rarity pic
nailed it

>>29412488
Nothing. In fact I fully expect it

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>>29412488
Because I have at least bare-minimum social skills.

>>29412488
Because she will want to interrogate, research and run experiments on me

>>29412488
A lanky (or fat or /fit/, adjust for relevance) patchy-furred bipedal talking ape that apparently has intimate knowledge of the goings on of the town and it's folk despite having never been sighted there.
Yeah, I'd not not blame her for being creeped out a bit.

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>>29412488
>>29412502

>>29412488
Fuck, your*. Excuse my mobileshitting.

>>29412528
I'd just pretend like I didn't know anything about the world.

>>29412537
How long could you keep the charade up though? Eventually you'd let slip something that you couldn't possibly know.

>>29412629
Nah that only happens in shitty movies. All I need to do is get there, pretend I don't know anything, meet Twilight, and completely nerd out asking her anything and everything I can about the town, the world, etc... Hell even just talking about what's been covered by the show shouldn't take more than a day or two.

>>29412629
What if the characters existed but none of the events ever occurred

>>29412488
I'm a fucking normie, I'm not fat or ugly, I can talk without stuttering about mundane shit.
Oh I don't own a trench coat or a fedora.

>>29412488
It's simple
>don't reveal your power level
>fucking ever

>>29412715
>Oh I don't own a trench coat or a fedora.
Not like it matters when you wake up after a thousand years of being mummified at the bottom of a magical pond.

>>29412537
That doesn't change the fact that you're a freaky half-naked ape.
I mean, seriously, have you looked at a human, like really looked? They're weird Sure there's some nice bits of rough geometry and things but then you get shit like noses, hands, feet, scrotums, hairlines and beards. Humans are freaky looking things.