>"Are you a real Wonderbolt?"
>"Well, uh technically, nah."
>"Have you ever done an awesome trick, like a, like a Sonic Rainboom?"
>"Nah."
>"Have you ever tried a stunt?"
>"Nah, nah."
>"Alright... I can see, that I will have to teach you how to be Wonderbolts!"
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(Hey!)
We are number one! (Hey!)
We are number one!
Now, listen closely!
Here's a little lesson in awesomeness
I'll teach you how to be the very best
If you wanna be a Wonderbolt number one
You have to fly faster than you can run
Just follow my moves
And glide around
And soon you'll hit the speed of sound
We are number one! (Hey!)
We are number one!
Ha, ha, ha
Now look froom this cliff
Into the sky
When I say "go,"
Be ready to fly
Go!
I said fly, not fall!
Ugh, let's try something else.
Now watch, and learn, here's the thing
Leap into the air and flap your wings
*gasps* WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Ba, ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, we are number one! (Hey!)
Ba, ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba (Wonderbolt number one!!)
Ba, ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, we are number one!
Ba, ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, we are number one!
We are number one!
We are number one! (Hey, hey!)
>>29404155
>>29404155
NO, DON'T TOUCH THAT!
>"We are Crusty Cunt"
>>29404155
Now look at this bait!
>>29404155
>>29404166
>>29404178
>>29404208
>>29404375
>>29404379
How about you go back, fucking kike
>>29404419
>Youtube
fuck off.
>>29404379
>it's my first day here, how am I doing, guise?
>>29404155
Not bad, OP. Not bad.
>>29404422
>>youtube
Wat
I perferred the shitposting one
>>29404379