>"No. I don't have a special somepony. I mean it's

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>>29400948
"Hey. HEY! You forgot my outgoing mail! Fuckin' retard."

>"O-oh. I'm s-sorry about that! Haha! Silly me... I'll personally make sure it gets to where it's supposed to. (Stupid, stupid, stupid... *Sniff* You blew it again.)"

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>>29400948

I can't shove my fist into your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me.

>>29400948
bump for potential

>>29400948
>ywn know someone so good they open themselves up to you

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>>29400948
never have I needed pic related more than now

>>29400952
don't do this to me anon

>>29400948
This really has potential
>Anon wants to let Derpy know she is the most beautiful mare in the world

>>29402903
If potential is another generic self insertion fanfiction.

Try one where they don't get together and realize you don't need someone else to be happy or some shit we haven't seen a million times by this point.

>"Hey, Wait! Derpy you forgot my mail!"
>"Whoops, sorry Miss Anon."
>"Hah, it's no problem, but um, would you like to stay for tea?"
>You scratch your head with your hoof nervously for a moment, she probably doesn't even like mare's, but it was worth a shot.
>"Oh! Sure, i have a little bit of time!"
>Your eyes light up happily as you welcome into your home, urging her to take a seat.

Cont? Just a quick prompt

>>29402982
Sure, go for it.

>>29402982
>Miss Anon
Huh, this has potential.

>>29403032
Here you go

>>29402982
Continue.

>>29404769
Kek.
I usually just lurk so I forgot that I left the name on from /r/

>>29400948
>Tard

>>29400948
this is bullshit
every stalion would exploit this innocent mare

>>29400948
>Call me mean names like Derpy Hooves
dropped

kys Ditzy/Muffins fag

>>29402955
Why do you even come here?
I don't exactly think that you fit in.

>>29406566
Don't get all hostile on me just because your pipedream is boring as shit.

>>29400948
"Yeah...you too."
>The mare turned and fluttered away.
>You tilted your head and cocked an eye brow, following her with your eyes as she eventually went from sight.
>She was an odd one.
>So much information at such little behest.
>It was clear that she had needed to get that off her chest.
>But the nonchalance with which she told her otherwise heart throbbing story struck you.
>This poor mare had endured a life time of slights and abuses, offenses and mistreatment.
>Enough to sink any normal person into perpetual despondency.
>And yet she persisted.
>All her injuries are still close to her, but yet...
>She exuded and indomitable cheerfulness and desire to press on.
>A mare who can truly smile through the rain.
>You reflected, and concluded that you were uncertain if you had ever met someone with such a potential for immeasurable hope.
>You adjusted the sash of your moth-eaten robe and sipped your coffee, eyeing wistfully the chips and cracks along its body.
"Huh..."
>You turned and made back into the dingy grey of your apartment.
"Yeah...hope to see you soon."

>>29406307
Maybe in their universe she really is butt ugly but the animation style just makes her pretty enough for the screen

>>29400948
>mean names like 'Derpy Hooves'
but thats her fucking name it is even in your filename

>>29402955
>le ebin anon is self insert meme
you are supposed to think of anon as a peer

>>29407559
>Weeks went by and the cheerful mailmare had yet to return. You tried nudging fate a little by ordering some useless trinkets from the weekly catalogue but other mail ponies with little to say made the deliveries instead. When queried about the bubbly mare their replies were always that she'd been transferred to another route.

>Seasons slowly passed and so did she from your memories. It was a cold fall evening many years later when a chance encounter with another young mailpony piqued your curiosity. The grey stallion, barely that even, had appeared on your doorstep with a letter for you. His bright orange hair and slightly off-kilter eyes was so reminiscent of your long forgotten crush that you simply had to probe him for information.

>"Here you go, sir! Our office sincerely apologizes for the late delivery!"
"Haha. It's not that late, the sun hasn't even set yet."
>"N-no, sir, I didn't mean the time of day..."

>The young pony handed you a crinkled up letter, dusty and faded, fragile to the touch. The writing was nearly illegible but the postmark was clearly over a decade old! A tiny, scuffed up holographic sticker of a muffin adorned the back of the envelope alongside a red lipstick kiss that had smudged long ago.

>"Better late than never, right?" the mailpony joked with a tip of his hat as he turned to take off.
"Wait a moment! You look familiar to me..."
>"Sir?"
"By any chance... did your mother happen to work for the post office?"
>"No sir, but my sister did."
"Oh! Of course! You're the splitting image of her!"
>"Haha. So I've been told, sir."
"Yes! Hahaha! Yes! I haven't seen her in a long time! So you say she quit her job then? Where's she been living?"
>"She... hasn't."
"What?"
>"...She's dead, sir, hung herself."
"No..."
>"Happened years ago. I was just a colt when she did that, she was real depressed. Something about a friend on her mail route pushed her over the edge."
"Oh god, no..."
>"I'm sorry, sir, but... I, uh, have to get going now."

>>29400948
>roleplaying
Delete this

>>29400948
>Take your mail and watch her fly off
"She wants the dick"

>>29408115
>You watched the young mailpony brush away a tear as he took off into the air. You tried to call for him to turn around, to fill in the blanks for you but your mouth trembled and you could not find your voice. Silently stood in your doorway, clenching down on the soiled letter and staring at the stallion as he disappeared into the darkening sky. You became instantly aware of how cold the breeze was as it amplified the chill running up your spine. Slowly, in complete shock, you turned around and ambled back into the darkness of your lair.

>You sat there for nearly an hour in stunned silence staring at the letter. You knew who it was from. Her. The mailpony's sister. The pieces were so blatant, the gaps autofilled by the ramblings of your mental machinery. You had connected that day she opened up to you, a complete stranger feeling safe, loved. She'd written you a note to test the waters and see if you reciprocated those feelings. But fate, cruel fate, had denied the both of you happiness by waylaying the letter that would have been her last hope. You slid out of your chair and bawled in a fetal position on the floor, your chest heaving in pained sobs as your limbs outstretched at the note as if grasping it from afar would somehow right the wrongs you both were dealt.

>Late that night you found your composure, grief having been dealt with head on. Her hidden words were precious scripture now and they needed to be heard. You slowly slit the edge of the letter open and removed the folded piece of notebook paper from within. With a deep breath you unfurled the final testament of your beloved mailmare and read down the page.

>"SHOPPING LIST:
>*one dozen blueberry muffins
>*eye drops
>*lottery tickets
>*cloud-safe toilet paper
>*pack of condoms (in case I meet my special somepony)

>>29408135
>roleplaying
It's 2017 and you still don't know what that word means yet.

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>>29408254
fucking hell, good job anon

boop

>>29400948
>Sometimes it works
this makes me happy

>>29402982
continue

>>29400952
get out

>>29408115
fucking late mail killed derpy

>>29408254
god i have never felt bad for laughing at a joke before

>letting her talk that long without an interrupting kiss
Most beta shit I've ever seen.

>>29409272
It feels kind of wierd all my life I have been able to laugh at all sorts of things in poor taste but this I felt bad for doing it is this what it feels like to be a normalfag

>>29400948
>They'd call me mean names like 'Derpy Hooves'
DROPPED
R
O
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P
E
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boomp

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bomp comfy thred.

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thread needs more green

>>29401818
>ywn get friendzoned by a retarded horse

>>29402955
Hw often do we actually get this? I don't see it.

>>29400948
Rape.

>>29408254
>she doesn't wat to have foals fucked into her by her special somepony
Dodged a bullet there.

>>29408254
Perhaps I'm retarded, but Idontgetit

>>29407684
>implying Anonymous isn't used as a reader self-insert
Who are you trying to fool?

Swabble

>>29402955
>you don't need someone else to be happy
>lying to yourself

>>29402982
>from the viewpoints of a pony
>not a human
More plz.

>>29418334
Tell that to all the poor single mothers in the world, I'm sure they'll be happy to agree with you.

>>29400948
>"...Derpy, if the stallions who see you from day-to-day don't think of worshipping that beautiful flank of yours when they're fucking their wives, there's something wrong with them."

>>29418350
Yeah, I think so too.

>>29418362
Aight then, just don't cry when you get the soul slapped out of you.

>>29418363
Joke's on you, that's my fetish.

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>>29402982
>"mare's"
Spelling mistake AND gay shit
Get that shit away from me

>>29419343

>>29419849

Where's the continuation of the story where a grief stricken Anon convinces Derpy's brother to become a crossdresser so he can use him as a Derpy proxy and have a sexual relationship?

>>29420517
At the top of /mlp/'s ever-growing heap of great ideas that will never get expanded into art/greentext.

>>29420517
this
>>29402982
also this

Doubles

>>29420517
crossdressing-pony-sodomy-based grief counseling pls

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>>29422216

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>>29422216

>>29420517
That sounds bizarre and I'm thinking I might want it.

>>29401818
I wish someone would open up to me.

No, there's not a double meaning to that.

>>29402982
>and he never returned

>>29422216
>>29420517
Sometimes I wonder why I come here anymore. Then I see shit like this and it makes it all worth it. I appreciate you, anon.

>>29420517
>>29422216
>how gays ruined another thread: a field guide

>>29408254
jeez these feels

>"I... I don't... This is the last time I'm going to do this. Alright?"
"You said that last time."
>"Yeah, but, sir, I-"
"Shhh. Get those panties pulled up nice and tight."
>"A-ah..."
"You look just like her, it's so uncanny."
>"Don't say that. Please. I..."
"Now, now. Don't ruin the moment my cute little mare. Bend over."
>"What? Sir! You promi-"
"Spread 'em, girlie. I have a special package for you."
>"N-no... It's too big to ship like that!"

>It's been a few months since you and Muffins' brother, Bubbles, have been spending intimate time together. To be honest you never really saw this coming. You'd always been a little bi-curious, and Bubbles just needed a little coaxing. It turns out these role playing sessions have been quite cathartic for the both of you in dealing with the loss of Muffins. When he wears just the cap and saddlebags he looks just like his sister from behind, except for his bulging member dripping precum, that's what the panties are for.

>Bubbles was so eager to follow in his sister's footsteps at spreading cheer that he was willing to hear out your plan the first time. He blushes whenever you're around now, partly from the embarrassment of being a submissive little homo stallion and partly because he can't help but cum when his prostate is massaged by your diamond cock.

>"A-aahhh! S-sir! I can't... It's gonna...!"

>He tries so hard to hold it as you bury yourself in his tight ponut. But his penis shamefully peeks from the panties every time and twitches in rhythm to your thrusts. You reach around and stroke the tip causing him to reflexively clench down on your probing organ. The little fucker is always so goddamned tight. You unload your seed into his bowels while nibbling on his left ear. You hear him grunt and a warm spurt fires to the floor between his legs, the little whore cumming again without permission. That would be a spanking unless he would rather explain to his supervisor why the mail on his route was late again today.

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>>29426675
IT BEGINS

>>29426675
Uuugh
My
DICK
More

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>>29422216

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>>29426675
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>29429637
>>29426675
Seriously keep going this is amazing.

>>29400948
How is she speaking so coherently? Cannon says she's a bit less...articulate...than that.

Also of course she doesn't? Look at the stallion to mare ratio? Stallions can pick and choose freely, they don't have to settle for someone, they can simply wait for a better option to walk along 5 minutes later.

No stallion will ever love The Derp. As it should be.

>>29431716
Cute

Yees

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>Derpy finds out that Nixon's nickname in college was "Iron Butt" and forms an instant friendship with him based on their presumed common bond

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She are hot

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>Giger's lesser-known "Derp Landscape"

>>29426675
I have mixed feelings here. First I was sad with this green and then it hit me like truck.

>>29436773
The part where he gets buttfucked?

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>>29400948
>Stallions just aren't interested in clumsy mares with weird eyes.

Uh...

>>29426675
Please, more. The fucked up psychology and forced cross dressing as a dead relative is incredibly hot.

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>>29408254

>>29440672
It's like Psycho but with more pony buttsex

guys I'm starting to think the writefag isn't coming back

>>29426675
>Bubbles lowers his eyes to the floor and whimpers as you bend him over the side of the bed. He knows he's earned what's coming next, but you're wise to his protests, you know he loves it.

>"I d-didn't mean to cum, sir! It just felt so good!"
"You'll get five for now."
>"Aweee."
"Would you rather have ten? Hmm?"

>His eyes grow large and he tucks his face down into the sheets while presenting his trembling flank. You flex the silicone strap a little, the stretching material creaking ominously in the silence of the room. You trace the ring of his butthole with the handle, causing it to pucker slightly. None of your semen drips out, however, he's learned to hold it well.

>"Ahhh! Ahhhnnn!"

>Your lash snaps against his creamy flank again and again. You gently brush it along his soft coat in between strikes. Sometimes, to spice things up a bit, you tug his panties down and lovingly tap on his testicles or drag the strap across the length of his ever hard shaft. His little protests are charming to say the least, however, you feel deep inside that it helps him to connect with his sister's memory to a degree.

>"Aaannf! Huuuah! Sir! Sir, please! I have to f-finish my deliveries!"
"Hmm. I suppose I've had my fun for today. But don't you forget our little date this weekend."
>"Date?"
"Our dinner date."
>"Wh-what? Sir, no!"
"I've already made reservations. You wouldn't make me look like a fool, would you?"

>The strap slaps the young stallion firmly on his tender buttock, driving a shocked and pained cry from his mouth. At that same instant you've shifted to his front and placed yourself in his mouth. He gags and tries to wriggle free but you firmly hold him to your genitals. He gives you a betrayed and shamed look before lowering his eyes and suckling on your member.

"You're going to be my date. I bought you a new dress, you'll love it."

>Bubbles mumbles something cute in response while his eyes lazily derp as he fellates you. Such a good boy.

>>29447741
very good

>>29447741
Not my usual kinks but pretty good.

>>29447741
eagerly anticipating further adventures

>>29447741
I like this green
I guess I'm more faggot than I thought