>"Oh dear, these undies are so tight. Won't anybody

>>29397753
I would unironically have sex with a retarded girl. I mean, they say she's retarded, but them titties ain't retarded.

>>29397762
She's clumsy, not stupid

>>29397795
Riding in an experiment with a colander on your head is "clumsy"?

>>29398019
We'd all have done the same thing

>>29398019
She might have been testing a theory, for all we know.

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>>29398019
She's who we all want to be.

>>29397753
Also, I need green of this.

>>29398027
Sure she's not retarded, but don't excuse as clumsiness. She's simply an airhead

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Sure thing

>>29398022
Some of us probably have at some point.

Like the weekend before last

>>29397795
She's implied to have been retarded.
It wasn't until they changed her voice that they wanted her to stick to clumsy.

Derpy is for bully

>>29398164
I want her to bully me with her jersey accent

>>29397762
>you will never mash potato

>>29397753
>Be Derpy's caretaker.
>You've always been her caretaker since she was 7.
>It was always hard for her after that car crash that killed her parents.
>And it's even harder seeing her occasionally wait for her parents come home to pick her up.
>Derpy.... well.... she was "Special".
>She was smart occasionally in school and stuff....
>But when it came to her social skills...
>She was very lacking in those.
>She couldn't really make friends that easily.
>And the friends she did make would only hang out with her occasionally and away from the public eye.
>You hopefully wish that Derpy would someday socially mature up a bit, but you know that she's never going to.
>So in the meantime you continue watching tv while she's playing on your computer.
>Maybe something good will come on today.
>"HEY ANON!!"
>You jump back a bit when Derpy called out for you.
>You give out sigh.
"Yes Derpy."
>"I just watched a video on how to make friends."
"Oh... you did?"
>"Yeah! It looked like a very easy thing to do!"
"It did?"
>"Yeah! Let me show you!"
>You expected her to just talk to you and make a nice conversation.
>Or something that was entirely cute.
>But no...
>She pulled her pants down and raised her panties up a bit.
>"Oh dear, these undies are so tight. Won't anybody help me loosen them up?"
...
...
...
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING DERPY?!?!"

>>29398511
plan on continuing this?

>Derpy
Literally who?

>>29398641
Muffins. The canon name

>>29397753
She knows exactly what she is doing.
>You will never fuck the Derp's tight ass.

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>a pony of sub standard intelligence delivers the mail
no wonder Twilight relies on dragonfire

>>29397753
blah blah lack of hooves blah blah disgusting

>>29398511
This is going to lead to Muffins/Derpy getting pregnant in her teens right?

>>29398756
>getting your living flashlight pregnant
Not sure if mission failure or success

>>29398756
>>29398511
Yes

>>29397762
>>29398756
>fuck a derpy Derpy bareback
>continue through pregnancy
>raise warped, depraved incest family with tard matriarch
i, uh, accept that these feels are socially unacceptable and Fritzl-ish

>>29398511
>>29399407

Good

>>29397753
>>>/a/

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>>29398511
>>29398756
>>29399430
>>29399469

Very good indeed

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>>29397753

>You kept those hair short...
>Nice.

>>29399407
Not Writefag just assuming.

>>29397753
She's not retarded but she would be easy to convince to have sex with you. She's the typical blonde airhead. She could be tricked to believe that your dick is a lollipop.

>>29399578
or that your dick shoots out delicious muffin batter if you lick/suck it long enough.

>>29398679
Got any Fimfiction or Pastebin lewd story

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>Blowing bubbles is nice, but it gets boring after awhile
>Hey Anon, you got anything I can blow? (Wink)

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>>29398353
Grossly underrated.

>>29399859
she'd literally blow on a blowjob
wheres the pic of Luna doing just that?

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>>29399859
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=riLNuXGmrro

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>>29399430
>incest
Is Derpy our sister?

>>29399991
almost

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>>29400000

>>29399991
I am not admitting to seeing that pic...

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what if all the goofy shit Derps does is done intentionally to turn Anon on?

>"Ooops, I can't believe I tucked my skirt into my panties again. I'm such a scatterbrain."

>>29400620
Exactly

>>29399430
>>29398756
Hot

>>29398511
>rape

>>29400000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNJ1RHUnX9s

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We need more suggestive humen Derpy.

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Would you?

>>29402041
Hell ya, but Derpy might not like me fucking her daughter

>>29402103
She's your daughter too

>>29398152
>source: my ass

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>>29402141

is she your wifes daughter?

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>>29398353

>>29398511
Keep going.

>>29398511
>>29402505
My Dick requires more

>>29397753
Why is Derpy always drawn as cute? She should be an ugly fuck with how she's depicted in the show

>>29398626
>>29402505
>>29402527

I'll be sure to do more tomorrow.

Right now I require some Z's

>>29402293
OK there, Betty.

>>29398353
>you will never do the twist

>>29400620
This would give me an erection so bad I'd probably shame myself for completely letting myself succumb to someone who probably got lost in a revolving door at some point.

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>>29402587
Goodnight anon.

bimpity bamp

>>29398019
she still has the power of imagination.

with imagination, she was wearing the commandant battle helmet as she bravely piloted the last zeppelin of the emperor straight into the heart of enemy territory to deliver its deadly payload

>>29400000
Checking.

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>>29397753
>trying
That woman's dynamite.

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Derpy's Italian.
Would any of you still try to get under her skirt if you knew she was the daughter of a mob boss?

>>29398152
The voice was because the va thought derpy was a boy

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>>29404089

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>>29404520
Eh, the body's hot, but she's got a real man face going on. I still prefer the classic that everyone's already seen.

>>29398511
This guy's never going to return is he?

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>>29398511
>and that's how "Retarded Derpy General" was started

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>>29404400
>dubs
It only makes her moar desires.
Looking at you muffin

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>>29397753

I want to be seduced by Derpy

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>>29404520
So many muffins packed in them thighs.
Would breed.

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Can't forget this one.
Cute as a button. Hope she wasn't scared for life after the con.

I would unironically fuck the everloving shit out of Derpy until my cock falls off.

>>29398511
>Lewd sleepover thread is dead.
I could potentially write a short story on this whilst I am on downtime...
Do I?

>>29404648
Sure other guy seems to be dead.

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>>29404637

The mentally retarded usually have poor body hygiene, insufferable personalities and no sexual competence.

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>>29399430
>empty yourself into your beautiful daughter
>use her mother's big, wet mouth to clean you both

>>29404648
You do.

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C'mere cupcake!

>>29404660
Derpy isn't mentally retarded though.

>>29404777
Those trips made a mistake!

He should have said Muffin!

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>>29400620

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>>29404777
C'mere Sweetheart!

>>29404777
>Soldier and Derpy ship.

IT BEGINS!

>>29400620
>oops !!! i can't believe i just jizz in my pant !

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Umm. This has possibilities?

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"Sounds like you're trying to seduce my earthly desires with your body to me~"
>You strike a pose
"This is HERESY!"
>Immediately your subordinate hall monitors come from their lockers and flank Derpy
>Rainbow Dash and Twilight join your pose creating a trifecta of dramtic positions
>She's still bent over looking confused, well more confused then normal
>"Does that mean you're not going to loosen my undies"
"Uncomforatable underattire will be the least of your wories my dear."
>You spin, shift your feet and do the wiggle
>"Initiate Dash, put her in the dungeon. Initiate Twilight, work on... "reforming" her"
>Twilight pulls from pockets a searing rob and bible
>"You got it, Anon."
"We must PURIFY this school, for the glory of God!"

>>29404648
Please do

>>29397753
>no hooves

>>29405092
>meme

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>>29404566
>"So you want to court my darling little cannoli?"
>"What have you got that the other men do not"
Wat do?

>>29405111
>Dutygenerate

>>29405422
>memeing again
is that all you can do?

>>29405385
dubs

>"O gosh, Anon! I think I forgot to wear panties again. Could you check for me?"
>Not this again.
>Every day with this girl.
"Derpy, I do not want to see your-"
>You're cut off by the grinning girl in front of you raising her skirt with her hand, proving that she indeed isn't wearing anything below.
>Every day.
>Every single day she finds some excuse to show you her intimate bits, exposing her admittedly deliciously alluring flower whenever she saw an opening.
>Everyone else seems to think Derpy to be a little dim, but not you.
>You know the devious girl for what she is.
>A sly, cunningly sharp vixen on a quest for your dick.
>Not that that would be too bad, considering, but something about the brute force of her advances paired with her bubbly obliviousness just doesn't feel right.
>It takes a few seconds for you to realize you're still staring at her.
>Her thick, round thighs.
>Her wide hips.
>Her puffy and inviting pussy.
>Slowly, as inconspicuously as she can muster, Derpy moves her other hands down, spreading her lips with her index and middle finger to reveal the hot, pink flesh beneath.
>You keep staring.
>Derpy's sneeze rips your mind from her exposed bits and your gaze back towards the girls face.
>"Sorry, Anon. Guess it's getting kinda cold below", she apologetically smiles.
"No shit, huh?"
>"M-maybe you could think of a way to warm me up down there?"
>Oh, you could come up with a few ways for sure...
>No, what are you doing?
>Stay strong, Anon; resist her.
"Yeah, okay."
>Her eyes go wide with joy, your unusual reply catching her off guard.
>"Really? Do you wanna touch it? Wanna slap my muffins around for a bit? Maybe you'd just like to eat me out and stick it in."
"Something like that", you tell the girl giddily jumping in place, her breast bouncing with the motion.
>No bra either, huh?
>How lewd is this girl?
"Turn around and spread'em."

>>29405494
>Derpy happily obeys, spinning on her heels and pulling up her skirt over her plum ass cheeks.
>Grabbing hold of them with both hands, she bends down even more and slightly spreads her cheeks, presenting you with a view almost too much to bear.
>After staring for a couple more seconds, you curtly turn around and walk away, leaving the painfully excited girl standing there with her parts exposed.
>Trying to shift your erection out of the way while you walk, you throw one last look over your shoulder, happily noticing a quivering Derpy still holding fast, lewd fluids slowly dripping down the insides of her thighs.
>She's getting closer every day.

>>29405436
>degenerate dutying again
still not understand yet

>>29405488
HOLY DIGITS

>>29405518
>my native language is meme speak
typical FiMfag

>>29405528
>More degenerate dutygenerates
a load of this.

>>29405690
>a load of this.
yeah, you are a load of shit
no wonder FiM stinks now
EqG is the future of My Little Pony

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>>29405494
>>29405504
Fucking hell.

>>29405504
YOU FOOL

>ponyfags
Get off this board seriously

>>29404648
>spoiler
No it's not faggot!

[sheds a tear]

>>29404648
>Lewd sleepover thread is dead
theres a graveyard for that.
>>29353809

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>>29405504
thats pretty fucking hot yo

>>29405494
>>29405504
Is it that Anon is getting closer to actually succumbing to his desires and fucking Derpy, or is Anon trying to condition her to get wet and horny like some kind of horny Pavlov dog?

>>29404535
That eye skill though

>>29405936
Why not both?
When I wrote it I meant it as "She's coming closer and closer to breaking Anon's resolve to resist". Could have made it clearer probably.

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>>29405385
I have autism

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PERFECTLY

BREEDABLE

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>>29406843
Yup

Imagine pounding and fondling that bubble butt

>>29408550
Dude it would be fantastic.

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>>29402587
And then he never returned.

>>29408802
Wrote this >>29398511

Sorry had a long day.

>>29409334
No worries, I can't wait to read what you come up with tomorrow.

>>29397753

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I prefer clumsy and socially awkward Derpy to retarded Derpy.

>>29409851
this
she's just a klutz because of her less than perfect depth perceprtion

>>29409851
i like the idea of taking advantage of a clueless, borderline retarded Derp and using her as a fuckpet desu

>>29406350
WRITE MOAR!

I want Derpy to sit on my face

>>29397753

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Would you be gentle /mlp/?

>>29410708
I'd ram that ass so hard the town hall collapses again.

where is he?

>>29411167
who?

>>29411189
you know who.

the write fags.

>>29411363
On the off-chance you meant me and my small oneshot, have some more.

>>29405504
>"Hai, Anon."
>You look up from your lunch as the blonde girls sits down across from you.
>Contrary to your expectations, the small excursion into public exhibitionism you made Derpy take has neither stalled her enthusiasm nor dissuaded her from trying to force herself on you.
"Derpy, where’s your lunch?" you ask with a sigh.
>Noticing your plastic tray - and the lack thereof in front of herself - the ditzy rapist-in-training bashfully scratches the back of her head.
>"Ah!"
>Jumping up, Derpy scampers away into the cafeteria crowd again, mumbling to herself about how she knew she forgot something.
>This is your chance.
>Disregarding any and all table manners you’ve managed to memorize over the years, you proceed to wolf down your food with reckless abandon, your only goal set by the desire to be done with lunch and out of the cafeteria by the time Derpy returns.
>A few undignified minutes and a much needed gasp of air later, you push back your chair and grab your tray, ready to flee to wherever it is you need to go next.
>Putting your tray on the conveyor belt carrying used plates and cutlery through the wall and into the back rooms of the kitchen, you dare a cautionary look over your shoulder while taking big strides towards the double doors leading away from the cafeteria.
>You spot Derpy standing where you just sat, the girl holding onto a tray of food while looking around in alarm.
>Like a kid lost in the mall, stranded between the second-hand clothing store and the ice-cream parlor, her eyes dart from one stranger to the next, frantically searching for any hint of a familiar face.
>Taking the few steps through the door and into the corridor behind, the last image you see from the cafeteria is a defeated Derpy slumping down into a chair, making it a point not to look anywhere but straight down onto her food, her bright yellow eyes sparkling with moisture.

>>29411410
>Despite your sense of victory, an unfamiliar feeling is tugging at the back of your mind.
>Almost enough to make you feel sorry.
>Shit.
>Did you go too far this time?
>Did you have to be so underhand; so rude?
>Is Derpy socially aware enough to understand the implication that you’d rather flee in panic than spend one measly lunch break with her?
>Are you?
>You’re about to mentally promise to set things right with the girl the next chance you get, when a vibration in your pocket alerts you to a new text message on your phone.
>Pulling it out, you quickly swipe across the oversized screen with your finger, accessing the cute and colorful logo of the highlighted messaging app.
>1 new message from: Derpy <3
>"I must have missed you in the cafeteria, Anon. Sorry for making you wait so long. I won’t forget my food next time, okay?"
>You’re about to tap out a response explaining how she shouldn’t blame herself, when a second message pops onto your screen, accompanied by the characteristic chime and small, sparkling symbol notifying you of an attached image.
>"Please take this as an apology :D"
>The attached image is loaded a few seconds later, replacing the pixilated preview with a sharp image of Derpy’s thighs.
>Looks like she took the image below the table.
>Her legs are spread as far she dared to, and the small cloth of her underwear is pulled aside a few centimeters by the fingers of her other hand.
>Like in a bad Japanese eromanga, she inserted a tiny black heart concealing her clit while leaving the view of the rest of her pussy unobstructed.
>You quickly close the app and shove the phone back into your pocket with reddening cheeks.
>This fucking girl.

>>29411363
Still asleep and catching Z's

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>>29411410
>>29411414

>>29404400

My grandpa was Irish and married an Italian.

Her brother was literally a made man. Grandpa was perpetually the most beta, angry man I ever met because literally the entire family could do whatever the fuck they wanted as far as Grandpa was concerned.

I'm enough of a mutt to not be treated like a potato-eating loser, though if I did that.

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>>29411414
You sir, are an artist with this lewdness
I love it

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>>29411414
o-oh my

shes good at what she does

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>>29405488
respect this man

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>>29404777
C'mere cupcake.

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>>29411414

>>29400620
Source?

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>>29411410
>>29411414

>>29411414
writefag plz continue

>>29397753
I wouldn't help a retard have sex. Derpy needs to go die in a fire.

>>29397795
I want whatever you're smoking if you actually believe she's not stupid.

>>29413711
>Derpy needs to go die in a fire.

Be careful you don't cut yourself on that edgy edge there, Anon.

ribip

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>>29411410
>>29411414
So... why isn't he plowing her lovebox yet?

>>29415019
I want to pound her fartbox too.

>>29415031
Bouncy bouncy

>>29402041
Probably but I'd want another kid or two with my superior genes.

>>29413711
>Derpy needs to go die in a fire.
#ROASTED
>>29413727
also fuck you

>>29397753
Time to milk.

>>29415409
I don't think you can be superior if you come here and say this.

>>29413711
>I wouldn't help a retard have sex
it's one thing you two have in common, but at least Derpy has her cuteness

>>29415438
>milking derpy
do want

I wanna find out Derpy never had sex or pleasured herself before and show her, slowly, how to orgasm.

>>29415647
drink it of course.

>>29415681
i want to use her milk to make my morning pancakes and coffee

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>>29415409
>superior genes

>>29415771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

>>29415438
I want to force Derpy to drink her own milk while I fuck her in the ass!

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>>29416265
>in the ass
>ignoring the perfectly good hole made for it
Shame. Bo breed or go home.

>>29416436
Ponuts are tight as hell, multiple-muscled amazing holes in their own right.

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>>29416444
Disgusting.

>>29398511
>>29409334

He still hasn't come back!

Different writer, but I'm adding more.
>>29411414
>It's tomorrow. Or, yesterday's tomorrow. Whatever.
>A certain blonde succubus is nowhere to be found as you set your lunch tray down, but you keep your eyes peeled.
>Look left, nothing there.
>Look right, no sign of her either.
>Maybe you can finally eat in pea-
>"Hey, Anon!" you finally hear as two very large and very bra-less breasts reach around your head from behind.
>What the fuck is her shirt made out of? These fucking things bounce around wherever they want to.
>And wherever you want them to, sweet Jesus...
>"I just wanted to give you a big hug to apologize for yesterday."
>She reaches her arms around you, both quickly making their way to your groin.
>It's only been half a second and she's already slipped one under both pants and underwear.
>Holy fuck, get some restraint.
"Ooookay, Derpy, apology accepted. You can, uhh, stop hugging me now."
>She lingers for a moment before withdrawing her arms.
>She picks up the tray of food she left next to you, and swings around to the other side of the table.
>Once she's in your full view, she takes her right hand, the same one which overreached, brings it to her nose, and deeply inhales.
>"So, Anon, what DO you do after school? Every time I try to follow you I lose you somehow."
"I go home, play video games, and browse the internet. Why?"
>"Nothing else?"
"No. And again, why?"
>"I was just wondering if there was anything I could help with... That you normally do on your own but would work better with a partner."
>Does she mean?...
>She winks and reaches into her backpack.
>Yeah, she meant it that way. She's just retrieved a shake-weight from her bag.
>"I was just thinking," she says as she starts working the """exercise""" device. "Maybe if you did workouts like this on your own, I could help keep track of things."
"Okay, no, you semen demon. Get a grip."
>"Can't you see I'm trying?!" she says with some annoyance, shaking the device more vigorously in your face.

>>29416600
"That's not what I meant! Don't you have any respect for decency?"
>"Well, duh, of course not! Now can I jack you off behind the school later or what?"
>Well, she seems to have pretty good technique if the shake weight is anything to judge from.
>Fuck, Anon, control yourself! How long until you fall to this heathen?
"Fine, whatever."
>Oh, that was fast.

Can I make this into a mini CYOA? Are we gonna stand this bitch up or what?

>>29416625
Stand her up. Leave her starving for the dick

>>29416600
>>29416625
Little soon to be hijacking a story...

>>29416693
As much as I respect double dubs he's right

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I ironically get off to Derpy's retardation
it's just the right sort of retarded that gets my dick and heart diamonds.
I would bareback derpy and cum in her retarded pussy until i was satisfied and proceed with the pregnancy, then many more times to build a retard family

>All times we've seen derpy she has presented that she can comprehend as much as a normal pony could, speech impaired but still has a grasp on basic language and has the ability to make her own decisions to the best of her ability which wouldn't affect her judgement in certain situations.
Bad situational awareness but...
In other words, she would be a good mother/partner if she so wanted to be.

>>29416625
Just go with your tdickbro

>>29398353
You deserve some mashed potatos

>>29416784
>speech impaired
Having a Jersey accent is a speech impairment?
Get a load of this mook

>>29416784
Meant unironically

>>29397753

>>29416625
Resist for now, leave her desiring.

>>29418182
They are meaningless bg ponies so they will never get shipped.

>>29418182
>The Doctor has been grooming Derpy since she was a teen.

>>29416784
She's canonically stupid; that's not the same thing as being mentally handicapped.

>>29416625
No. We're gonna give her exactly what she wants.

>>29418337
Second.

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>>29416600
yeah some ''exercice'' wouldn't hurt

>>29418182
the doctor look like a pedo

i need it

I did a little more because why not.

>>29411414
>You pull open the door of your locker with a small, metallic click.
>Looks like you’re the last to get out of gym class again.
>While wondering if being the teacher’s assistant in P.E. is really worth it, you begin stripping off your clothes to take a refreshing shower after the 90 minutes of running and jumping around you just did.
>Sure, you get some extra credit for helping with putting away the mats and stuff, but does that balance staying so late everyone else has already left every time?
>Well, it’s the last class of the day, and it’s not like you have to get home in a hurry, so you might as well enjoy the benefits of being the last one to change.
>Like the nice, hot, undisturbed shower you’re about to take.
>A few minutes later you’re naked save for your rubber slippers, hanging your towel and stepping into the tiled room filled with about a dozen showerheads neatly mounted along the walls in regular spacing.
>Fiddling with a set of knobs for a few seconds, you find the right temperature and proceed to let the hot, steamy water clear away the sweat and grime, along with the stress and exhaustion of the day.
>You can’t help the sigh escaping your lips, as you lean against the tiled wall, enjoying the smooth sensation of the water running down your body.
>With your eyes closed, you reach for the bottle of shampoo you placed inside the small alcove next to the shower knobs.
>It’s not there.
>A few more seconds of confused fumbling later you open your eyes.
>The bottle of shampoo is gone, and instead replaced with someone liberally soaping their body under the showerhead next to you.
>The sudden realization startles you, and it’s only after a few more seconds that you recognize the person.
"Derpy!"
>"Hmm..?"
>The girl turns to look at you, her thick, yellow hair hanging down her shoulders in wet streaks.
>"Oh, hey Anon", she nonchalantly greets before continuing to spread soapy lotion along her arms.

>>29419987
"This is the BOY’S locker room!" you angrily exclaim before your mind can finally - annoyingly - get a full grasp of the situation.
>The stark naked girl in front you leans her head with a dopey smile, the bubbles on her wet skin reflecting the overhead fluorescent lights in a million different colors.
>"It is? Ah, silly me", she grins.
"And that’s MY shampoo", you add, sharply snatching the small bottle back from Derpy’s hands.
>"Hey, I wasn’t done!"
"Yeah well, tough shit", you reply while angrily beginning to soap yourself, working the silky fluid into your hair and scalp while pointedly turning towards the wall; away from the wet, soapy, glistening girl next to you.
>This is bad.
>You can’t run from her this time, nor can you simply ignore her, and the fact that you’re naked means you can’t even hide your excitement over Derpy’s plump and well-proportioned body.
>You can only hope to get this done with as quickly as possible before the gym teacher decides to come looking for you for taking too long in the shower.
>"A-anon", Derpy starts, "can I please borrow your shampoo after you’re done with it. It seems I forgot mine again."
"No."
>That’s it, keep your answers short.
>Don’t give her any openings.
>Don’t look over.
>Don’t think about the hot girl with the soaked hair standing next to you.
>"Pretty please?"
"No."
>You make a show of ignoring her and continuing to spread soap on your shoulders and chest, focusing your mind on the nice, regular and entirely asexual pattern of bathroom tiles on the wall in front of you.
>"…fine", you hear Derpy’s sigh of defeat, instinctively glancing over as she grabs the bar of soap provided by the school out of the alcove next to her with a pout.
>For a few minutes, both you and Derpy are silent, preoccupied with cleaning your bodies from the tortures of gym class.

>>29419987
Yiss more?

>>29419991
>Granted, using bar soap is a pretty unsatisfying way to wash yourself - at least that’s what you think - but it’s not like you owe Derpy the use of your shampoo.
>She could have at least asked before taking it.
>Well, maybe…
>"Ah!"
>Derpy’s exclamation interrupts your thoughts, the surprise of her suddenly breaking the silence making you turn your head towards her.
>Shit.
>Like the star of a badly written comedy skit, the annoyingly clumsy - or annoyingly brilliant girl managed to drop her soap, making a show of bending down at the waist to pick the slippery thing back up again.
>The cunning vixen laid her trap, and you’ve sprung it without a moment’s hesitation.
>Being presented with her round, glistening backside, your body is quickly beginning to react, redirecting your flow of blood to conspicuous places before you can intervene and force your mind on the regular matric of the tiles again.
>Pushing out her ass - and everything in its direct vicinity - a little more, Derpy looks back at you with a grin, giving a little shake as she notices your predicament.
>"Ah, sorry Anon. I know, I’m such a klutz sometimes", she explains while continuing to fumble around for the soap bar, spreading her legs a little wider to give you a better view of her soapy bits.
>Realizing there’s no point in trying to hide your erection, you decide to admit defeat.
"Fine, get up. You can have my shampoo."
>Being uncannily quick to realize her advantage, Derpy presses on.
>"Thanks, Anon. You know, it’s always so hard to reach my back. Could you help me out?"
"Yeah, yeah, just get up, will you?"
>With a smile, and much more shaking of her hips than needed, the girl straightens herself out, flipping her wet hair over her shoulders with a practiced motion to offer you her back.
>You squirt a bit of shampoo into your hands and begin rubbing it into her skin with outstretched arms, working hard to distract yourself from how creamy soft and wet it is.

>>29420000
>"Ahh…" she moans, taking a small step back to close the gap.
>"Maybe a little lower."
>You comply, your mind’s resistance quickly crumbling and melting into the softness of her body while you spread more of the soap along her back.
>Stepping further and further back, it’s not long until Derpy’s ass cheeks are mere centimeters away from your painfully throbbing erection.
>And you can’t even be bothered to care anymore.
>Your hands now generously work in the soap, kneading and massaging the girls back and - after a few more seconds of hesitation - her butt.
>How can she be so soft?
>How can her body be so deliciously curvy; so lewd?
>Derpy seems to enjoy herself too, a few moans and gasps escaping her lips when you grab onto her a bit more forcefully.
>Giving you one last sly look over her shoulder, she takes the final step back, enveloping your dick with her wet, creamy thighs.
>"Oh! Looks like I need to soap you in too, huh?" she asks with a giggle as she slowly begins rocking back and forth, leaning into your for support while pressing her thighs together to produce as much pressure as she can muster.
>Having lost all your restraint by now, you let your hands wander along her body, freely exploring her soapy breasts with your wanting fingers.
>You wonder what would happen if you grabbed them.
>"Mhhh…!"
>Or if you pinched her nipples.
>"Ah!"
>Picking up speed, Derpy apparently doesn’t want to be outdone, reaching back with one of her hands to find and softly knead your balls.
>This fucking girl.
>You can feel yourself getting close, and it is at this moment she turns her head around, forcing her lips on yours in a wet, drawn-out kiss.
>You release your pent-up lust while still trapped between her thighs, the girl apparently enjoying the sensation of the hot, sticky liquid splashing onto her lower lips.

>>29420010
>After a minute of panting and staring into each other’s eyes, waiting to come down from the rush you both feel, Derpy spreads her legs again, allowing you to pull your happy member out from between them.
>Thick globs of cum begin running down her thighs, mixing with the water and her own sparkling fluids.
>Reaching down, she scoops one of them up with her finger and proceeds to suck the fluid off of it, distorting her face in disgust after a few seconds.
>"I thought it’d taste nice", she explains a little shocked.
>"In the movies they always act like it tastes nice."
>This fucking girl.


Done, hope it was to you guys' taste. Also >>29416600, knock yourself out with your story.

>>29418253
>>29419273
He's centuries old. That makes it ok.

>>29420085
Yeah once he took her inside his TARDIS you can be sure she will never be found again

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>>29420230
People who fuck him do have a tendency to have their lives completely destroyed.
But that alien dick is worth it.

>>29420010
>>29420014
I'm worried about Anon. Cumming in less than two minutes of stimulation is considered an illness, you know that?

>>29419991
>focusing your mind on the nice, regular and entirely asexual pattern of bathroom tiles on the wall in front of you

>IvoryandEbony.jpg

>>29420508
He is also a high schooler who has been fighting his instincts against the merciless advances of a well built girl

>>29420574
This. Plus we don't know how long he was hard and fondling her.

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>>29419273
meet the next doctor

>>29419987
>>29419991
>>29420000
>>29420010
>>29420014
Jesus christ my dick barely made it to the end.

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>>29420010
>>29420014
Conclusion; the 'ditzy act' is just that. She's actually pretty damn smart.

She knows exactly what she's doing. Attractive and intelligent, a good combination to have many children with.

>"Oh dear, these undies are so tight. Won't anybody help me loosen them up?"
>You blinked.
>You idly searched the room.
>No one over your left shoulder.
>Right shoulder is blank, too.
>It soon dawned on you that, in fact, you and Derpy were the only one's in the room.
>You furrowed your brow and cast your eyes downward in thought.
>Derpy, almost incredulous to the stillness your search had lent the atmosphere, blinked at you.
>Your eyes snapped in realization to meet hers.
"Oh, you mean...me?"
>A slight grin followed another blink of her eyes.
>"Uh...well, yeah, if you can. It would be such a great help."
>You sighed and rubbed the back of your head.
"Listen...now, you know I love to help people. Helping people is what I do. But you see...I can't help you."
>"Oh, I think you can~"
"Nah, sorry. See, I'm not really good at..."loosening" things."
>"Oh come on, Anon, I'm sure you can-"
"I CAN'T DO IT, OKAY?!"
>You ran out of the room, tears welling in your eyes.
>Half naked and confused, Derpy looked on after you, her ass still sticking out in the air.
>"You shouldn't have pushed him like that."
>Derpy jumped at the foreign voice.
>Whipping around, she found a young man standing mere feet behind her.
>His hands were tucked into his jacket pockets and he sported a bandage across his nose.
>His eyes were fixed ahead towards the door Anon had exited, somber and pensive.
>Derpy shouted.
>Wh-who the Hell are you?! Where did you come from?!"

>>29421240
>"I am Kenichi Kaneda. I'm here for exposition and plot progression. I am also Anon's secret best friend."
>"What?..."
>"You shouldn't be so hard on him...you know? It's not his fault. You see...Anon was a Boyscout once you know? A damn good one, too. A model scout. Possibly the best... He got his knife safety badge in one afternoon and received his fireman's chit earlier than anyone in history. He was senior patrol leader more times than most scouts have had hot dinners. He was a real ace, you know? His sash was completely full...except. Except for one. The knot tying merit badge. Oh, he could tie a knot faster than a squirrel could climb a tree, but...tying them was all he could do."
>The plot device child balled a hand in angry remembrance.
>"He...he couldn't untie them. He could only make things tighter! The knots only got tighter and more convoluted! But the scout masters gave him the knot tying badge anyway, because he could, at least, tie a knot. But then...the accident happened."
>Derpy was unsure why she was gripped with such rapped attention at such a tragically cliche story.
>Nonetheless, she couldn't keep her eyes and ears off the inexplicable Japanese boy.
>She listened in silence, her ass still hanging out in the breeze.
>"You see, Derpy-"
>She had never told him her name...

>>29421244
>"-it was orientation day at camp Yawgoog. All the new cub scouts came to meet and be instructed by the older scouts. Anon, being the selfless hero he is, volunteered to be the personal mentor of a particularly shy and mildly retarded you boy. And in case you didn't know, it is NOT fun having to care for the special kids. But Anon's heart being so big he actually bonded with the boy. At the end of orientation Anon gave the potato a solemn and special gift: a friendship bracelet. The boy was overjoyed and asked Anon to place it on his wrist. Anon did so with aplomb...but, in his youthful arrogance and ignorance of his own abilities, Anon tied it too tightly! The boy asked for him to loosen it a bit, but...when Anon tried...it only got tighter and tighter until the potatoes hand looked like a giant blueberry!"
>A single tear streamed down the boy's face.
>Derpy wasn't sure how to feel.
>Though her exposed butt was getting a it chilly.
>She made to pull up her underwear but became again enthralled in the story as the Asian wunderkin continued.
>"By the time a scout master came to assist it was too late...the hand had to be amputated. Anon..."
>The boy sighed.
>"To make it up to the special kid Anon wittled a hand from balsa wood and gave it to him. It was masterfully crafted..."
>The boy looked off into the distance.
>"Anon never forgave himself for that. And he hasn't approached a knot since. So you see, you should really be thanking Anon. Because had he lacked the restraint to keep away from your underwear...he may have killed you."
>The Japanese narrative-boy remained silent for some time, eyes down cast dramatically.
>Derpy took the opportunity to pull her pants up.
>Clothed, she finally got a word in edgewise.
>"Oh...I see..."
>Derpy shuffled uncomfortably in the empty room, waiting on the boy to speak.
>When he only kept looking down in frozen drama, Derpy decided to simply leave.
>"I'm just...going to go..."

>>29421258
>She was halfway across the room when the boy called to her.
>"Wait!"
>Derpy whirled around.
>"...Don't you want to know how I know all of this?"
>She didn't.
>"Uh...not real-"
>"It's because..."
>Kenichi grabbed his left wrist and yanked, pulling his hand free from his arm and holding it aloft as if revealing a Shyamalan twist.
>"It's because I WAS that special boy!"
>Derpy blinked.
>The room was still again.
>A cough manifested from no where.
>Derpy nodded idly, turned on her heel and walked out the room.
>Walking through the hall she sighed and lamented being the only sane character in a work of fiction.
>This was meant to be a story about sex, not...not whatever that was.
>Derpy shrugged and began plotting her next move towards seducing our troubled Hero, Anon.
>Will she succeed?
>Tune in next time to find out.

>>29420508
Eh, beats not being able to get off at all.

>>29420508
I'm more worried about him not wrecking that puss. He'll have to rectify that at some point.

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>>29421240
>>29421244
what

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>>29421267
Oh okay cool...

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>>29421240
>>29421244
>>29421258
>>29421267
You're a god damned champion, anon. Never let anybody say otherwise.

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>>29421240
>>29421244
>>29421258
>>29421267
9/11

>>29421240
>>29421244
>>29421258
>>29421267

Pastebin for those interested: http://pastebin.com/1K0t0Rd1

>>29422284
>Sobriquet541
SHIEEEEEEEET
I knew the writing was familiar, nice to see you write again faggot.
Cherilee's Rockin' Knockers and Cherilee's Study Session are one of my favourites >greens.

stop dying u little shit

>>29423589

>>29422322
Stop stroking my ego, Anon. But thank you.

ITS DEEEAAAD

THIS IS THE END

MY ONLY FRIEND

THE END

>>29424258