Equestrian Dungeon: Armor Edition

Smash my horn into the Grappler.

>>29394125
keep slicing into the Grapple Master
make it bleed out

>>29394125
Check my stomach again, then continue helping

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The Grapplemaster attacked Useless with a scratch and a half! He feels a burning, almost searing pain on his left side. (10 dmg)
Useless is bleeding.

>>29394190
>Jack Frost smashed his horn into the Grapplemaster! This is something new. (4 dmg)

>>29394296
>Useless attacked the Grapplemaster with the Sureshot! He almost has the upper hoof!... Or, hand! (6 dmg)
Useless took damage from the bleeding! (5 dmg)

>>29394339
>Kars keeps checking her stomach, almost as if something is wrong... Or that she suspects something is happening inside her. She directly dismisses such thoughts and continues creating whatever the hell Krono's making. (20.5/26)

>>29394431
>DDD
Tackle the Grapplemaster with a Levitation Beta boost.

>>29394431
Apply pressure to the scratch to stop the bleeding

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>>29394431
No reason not to, I guess.

>Mask (Pic Related)

>Sniper Rifle

>Ballistic Vest


If I have a first Action while coming in, Put on the mask.

Unicorn.

>>29394431
ATTACK THAT GRAPPLE MASTER

>>29394431
Keep building

>>29394547
https://discord.gg/9khZM
If you plan on sticking around, here's the link to EQD's Discord.

>>29394626
I'll Pass. Hear from around the Board that you're autistic as fuck. All discords in general are.

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The Grapplemaster started climbing the wall again, leaving a trail of blood.

>>29394459
>Jack Frost tried to throw himself at the Grapplemaster, but unfortunately missed and slammed into a wall. (6 dmg)

>>29394462
>Useless tries to stop the bleeding...
Useless took damage from the bleeding. (4 dmg)

>>29394598
>Kars coninues working... (21/26)

>>29394581
>Andrew attacked the Grapplemaster with brute force, almost mising his opportunity to strike! (1 dmg)

>>29394547
Hoxton joins the game!
>.22 Rifle (43) removed from Inventory.
>Mask added to Inventory.
>Laptop removed from Inventory.
>Sniper Rifle added to Inventory.
>Ballistic Vest added to Inventory.
>+1 AnonPone.
Welcome to the game! Say /cmds to view the general list of commands.

Unfortunately, Yoshikage Kira was smitten because a fellow player was breaking Dungeon rules by bringing him into existence. He shall be missed. ;_;7

>>29394671
/cmds, I guess.

Equip Mask, shoot Large Masturbation Hand.

>>29394671
Cast heal up alpha on Useless.

>>29394671
Keep working

>>29394700
>>29394671

Also Steal my fucking Rifle Back.
Wanker.

>>29394671
Equip the .22 rifle and store half of the .22 rounds into my marevag.

>>29394659
>Hear from around the Board that you're autistic as fuck.
It's true we're awful but you're here now so you're better than we are

>>29394709
>>29394708
*

>>29394720
I might be illiterate, but you're still a fuckin Cunt.

>>29394671
Keep trying to stop the bleeding

>>29394671
Charge the Red cock Giant

The Grapplemaster is on the ceiling now, hovering over Useless...

>>29394693
>Jack Frost cast Heal α on Useless!
Useless recovered 10 HP!
Useless stopped bleeding!

>>29394752
>Useless has stopped the bleeding.

>>29394696
>Kars keeps working... (21.5/26)

>>29394709
>>29394794
>Since the rifle no longer exists, Andrew works on charging the Red Giant... (2/3)

>>29394681
/cmds
>/inv - Displays Inventory. This is shared by all players.
>/stats - Displays the entire team's FRS and EXP, as well as what they have equipped and their learned skills.
>/skills - Displays the skills you have currently learned.
>/tc (#1-3) Displays trophy cases 1, 2, or 3, depending on the number you put in. You can equip badges in the trophy case for extra stat augments if they are not already equipped.
>/settings - Maybe now's not the best time to change that.
>/exp - Displays EXP needed to obtain the next level, as well as your current level.
>/bio - Displays a short bio about your character. Fun and neat, for ages 3+.

No change in image.

>>29394880
Keep goin

>>29394880
Cast levitation alpha on the Grapplemaster and throw him at the wall.

>>29394880
man, that mask must be slippery. Try to equip it again.

Following that, Equip the Sniper Rifle, and Join the group's fight.

>>29394880
Keep charging

>>29394880
Watch the Grapple Master take a defensive position with Sureshot and be ready to evade the Grapple Master's attack

>>29394880
Use the Fabulous Knife and the Hammer of the Horse to pound holes and scale up the walls of the pit.

>>29394880
Work.

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>>29395046
>Krono continues to work... (22.5/26)

The Grapplemaster suddenly drops from the ceiling, and it's trying to steal The Sureshot from Useless!

>>29394899
>Jack Frost cast Levitation α on the Grapplemaster, and threw him into the wall! Unfortunately, Suitcase went with the enemy. Both parties took 5 damage.

>>29394914
>Useless quickly leaps backwards, and away from the Grapplemaster's reach.

>>29394895
>Kars continues to help... (23/26)

>>29394973
>The 2.5th Manhorse starts working on creating holes. He could ask Useless for some help in a certain area, however... (1/2, first hole)

>>29394905
>Andrew continues charging... (3/3, first charge)

>>29394903
>Hoxton equips the Mask and the Sniper Rifle.
Hoxton's ATK rose by 4!
Hoxton's DEF rose by 4!
Hoxton's SPD fell by 1.
*Hoxton's mask carries an intimidation buffer! It sometimes works.*

>>29395441
quickly jump forward and pierce the Grapple Master with Sureshot

>>29395441
Slash at the Grapplemaster.

>>29395441
Equip Sniper Rifle
Attack Hand.

>>29395441
>>29395552
oh shit uh
Replace Sniper Rifle equip with an equiping of ballistic vest.
Didn't see that.

Check the stats on the Ballistic vest and Sniper Rifle.

>>29395441
Work.

>>29395441
BLAST THAT FUCKING GRAPPLEMASTER

>>29395619
>Krono continues working... (24/26)

The Grapplemaster attacked Hoxton with an agiated slash! He's caught off guard, and falls to the cold floor. (13 dmg)

>>29395473
>Jack Frost attacked the Grapplemaster with the Frostfang! The enemy's eye begins to bulge... (5 dmg)

>>29395466
>Useless attacked the Grapplemaster with the Sureshot! It's on its last finger! (5 dmg)

>>29395645
>Andrew opens fire on the Grapplemaster with the Red Giant! It dealt 8 damage to all enemies in the room.
The Grapplemaster was defeated!

>>29395552
>>29395584
>Hoxton is just a shred too late. As he gets up, he equips the Ballistic Vest.
Hoxton's DEF rose by 8!
Sniper Rifle - DEF +4, SPD -1
It's nice knowing where the enemy's weak points are. This makes it even nicer.
Weakness to electricity, fire
Ballistic Vest - DEF +8
*Adds 5% miss chance*
*Cannot be upgraded*

You won!
Jack Frost, Useless, and Andrew gained 50 EXP.
Hoxton gained 25 EXP.

>>29395807
Work.

>>29395807
Slash at the eye, m8

>>29395807
Feel like Jack knows what he's doing. Follow Him.

>>29395807
Look around

>>29395807
Follow Jack while charging up the Red Nigger Killer Red Giant

>>29395807
Oh, uh
Actually, look around.

>>29395835
>Krono continues working... (25/26)

>>29395842
>>29395886
>Jack Frost looks around and notices that he is in the middle of a blood-stained hallway. He can move forward, or he can move backwards.

>>29395858
>Hoxton is following Jack Frost.

>>29395861
>Useless observes the blood coating the walls. Most of it is from the Grapplemaster.

>>29395867
>Andrew is charging the Red Giant... (1/3)

>>29395966
Forwards.

>>29395966
Accelerate, you Wankers.
Move Forward.

>>29395966
start a conga line behind Jack

>>29395966
Finish The Bat-tle Master, equip it, and check it's stats.

>>29396009
The fuck were you doing for....26 turns?

>>29396041
Making my weapon into a better weapon. It used to be an axe. Now it's a battle staff with axe blade on both ends.
And for some reason, making a giant death ray only takes 20. I guess because melting down metal with an incredibly hot sword, then molding the metal into axe blades, takes longer than putting a fuck ton of electronics together and a bunch of other stuff. I don't know.

>>29395966
Charge that nigger

>>29395971
>Jack Frost moves forwards. Here, he finds a passage to the left, a passage to the right, and what appears to be a hallway ahead that is blocked off by a row of boulders. Seven in total, to be exact.

>>29395974
>Hoxton is following Jack Frost.

>>29395999
>Useless starts the infamous Conga line behind Jack Frost.
A wooden crate appeared behind Useless.

>>29396009
>Krono finished the Bat-tle Master! (26/26)
Bat-tle Master - ATK +14, DEF +2, SPD -3
Blades upon blades upon fucking blades.
*This item should not be upgraded any further.*
Weakness to fire.
Krono's ATK rose by 6!
Krono's DEF rose by 2!
Krono's SPD fell by 3.

>>29396253
>Andrew continues to charge the Red Giant... (2/3)

>>29396266
Keep charging that fucking terrorist cuckhold

>>29396266
Open the crate while pointing the boulders out to Useless.

>>29396096
I'll head to the Right, and Look into the room with the Sniper Rifle's Scope.

>>29396266
set to work i turning to boulders into rubble

>>29396266
Worth it.
Spin the Bat-tle Master above my head a few times for practice for when I windmill the shit out of any sort of threat.

>>29396308
while i'm at it, Can I get a /inv?

>>29396277
>Andrew continues to charge the Red Giant... (3/3, charge 1)

>>29396281
>Jack Frost opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found... A Plate!
Plate added to Giant Sack #1.

>>29396308
>Hoxton turns to the right. Here, there is no immediate threat, but he does notice a wooden door to his right and darkness ahead. A wall is to his left.

>>29396320
>Useless smashes the boulder furthest to the left.
31 boulders remaining in this rectangle.

>>29396335
>Krono practices decimating air enemies.

>>29396378
/inv: http://pastebin.com/BiJ2ZYpE

>>29396413
keep smashing boulders
work in a counterclockwise direction

>>29396413
Cast heal up beta on Useless.

>>29396413

Check out that wooden door.
Sneak and Peak.

>>29396413
Charge that rapist border-hopping carpet muncher

>>29396424
>Useless smashed another boulder.
30 boulders remaining in this rectangle.

>>29396431
>Jack Frost cast Heal β on Useless!
Useless recovered 20 HP.

>>29396447
>Hoxton opened the wooden door to his right. Inside, he found a locked door to his left, a pink crystal blocking something ahead, and a pile of bones to his right.

>>29396501
>Andew continues to charge the Red Giant... (1/3, charge 2)

This ends the thread for tonight. We'll start up again tomorrow afternoon.

>>29396579
Teleport to Hoxton and slash at the pile of bones.

>>29396579
Shoot the Bones, I guess?
Learning from example.

>>29396579
join Hoxton and Jack in attacking the pile of bones (or rather the skeleton to will form from said bone pile by the time I get there)
start off with a Giga Chain

H

Heh

>>29396579
Climb time.

Greg

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>>29396588
>Jack Frost teleported to Hoxton's location, and slashed at the pile of bones with the Frostfang! The pile of bones formed into a Paratrooper Skeleton, which was now missing its left hand. (12 dmg)

>>29396591
>Hoxton opened fire at the Paratrooper Skeleton! It was dead-on! (6 dmg)

>>29397068
>Useless cast Giga Chain on the Paratrooper Skeleton! He dealt exactly enough damage to destroy the enemy! (26 dmg total)

>>29398212
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues making holes. (2/2, 1st hole)

The Paratrooper Skeleton didn't even have a chance!
You won!
Jack Frost, Hoxton, and Useless gained 22 EXP.

>>29400120
Teleport to >>29396266 (Me) and go right.

>>29400120
>The Paratrooper Skeleton didn't even have a chance!
Try breaking the Pink crystal

>>29400154
Just incase it wasn't obvious
that's my dumbass forgetting to add a trip
again
ヽ(´ー` )┌

>>29400129
>Jack Frost left the room he was currently in. (>>29396413 (@ Hoxton))

>>29400154
>>29400167
>Useless smashed the crystal! Passages to the left, the right, and straight ahead are now visible.

>>29400282
Teleport to Useless and go straight

>>29400282
(first things first, input tripcode
...
.....
...........
Input complete!
Great now back to the game)
Return to >>29396579 @useless and resume my self assigned task of smashing boulders in a anti-clockwise direction

>>29400296
>Jack Frost re-entered the room, and moved straight past the boulder. Here, he found a lone wooden door straight ahead, and an idle CAV to his right. A wall is to his left.

>>29400303
>Andrew is following Jack Frost.

>>29400330
>Useless continued smashing boulders. He's nearly halfway through with this set.
30 boulders remaining in this rectangle.

>>29400356
>Jack will deny you!
Punch the CAV with a levitation beta infused hoof punch.

>>29400356
Run to the main fight and cast Revolutionary Chain on the CAV's dome

>>29400356
Attack that Cunt Ambulance Vasectomy!

>>29400356
Re-Join the party, and attack the CAV's Tire.

>>29400404
With the red nigger of course

>>29400356
Keep breaking boulders
(push notifications are broken again, just great)

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>>29400361
>Jack Frost opened the battle against the CAV with the power of brute force and Levitation β! The car had a grand old time. (9 dmg)

>>29400503
>Useless has broken four of seven boulders in this location.
29 boulders remaining in this rectangle.

>>29400395
>Kars joined the battle, and cast Revolutionary Chain on the CAV's dome! They're a speedy bunch, they sure are! (15 dmg total)

>>29400404
>>29400484
>Andrew fired the Red Giant at the CAV! The enemy suffered electric damage! (10 dmg)

>>29400447
>Hoxton regained focus, and joined the battle by attacking the CAV's tire with the Sniper Rifle! He dealt significant damage. (5 dmg)

Jack Frost and company suddenly attacked a CAV!
The CAV rammed into Kars! She might have broken something! {CRITICAL!} (17 dmg)

>>29400530
Cast levitation alpha on a ballbreaker and smash it into the CAV

>>29400530
Shoot again.

>>29400530
Sit down and point at the CAV in an attempt to make it feel weirded out.

>>29400530
Operation Boluder Genocide is a go

>>29400530
Vertical Chain it's dome!

>>29400541
>Jack Frost smashed a Ballbreaker into the CAV using the power of Levitation α! This enemy is not taking the hits well! (8 dmg)

>>29400564
>Useless destroys another boulder. Two remain.
28 boulders remaining in this rectangle.

>>29400585
>Kars cast Vertical Chain on the CAV's dome! It's running out of steam! (14 dmg total)

The CAV edged closer!

>>29400556
>Andrew almost got trips by pointing at the CAV. It is feeling pain.

>>29400548
>Hoxton fired at the enemy's other wheel, causing the entire machine to collapse and fall apart. (4 dmg)

You won!
Jack Frost, Kars, Andrew, and Hoxton gained 32 EXP.
Hoxton has achieved Level 2!
Hoxton's DEF rose by 3, and his ATK and SPD rose by 1!
Hoxton realized the power of Defense Up α!

>>29400630
Go to Useless.
"I need your help going up a pit."

>>29400630
Go through the wooden door.
/exp

>>29400630
Loot the CAV

>>29400630
Follow Jack

>>29400630
Destroy another boulder (such a great feeling destroying things) then talk to Manhorse
>>29400641
Oh? What do you need?

>>29400630
Follow Jack. Again.

>>29400641
>The 2.5th Manhorse approached Useless.

>>29400646
>Jack Frost entered the wooden door. Here, he found passages to the left and to the right. A wooden door is directly in front of him, and walls everywhere else.
/exp
You are currently Level 29. You need 13 EXP to reach the next level.

>>29400648
>Andrew tried to loot the CAV, but he couldn't salvage anything...

>>29400654
>Kars is following Jack Frost.

>>29400675
>Useless smashed another boulder. One remains.
27 boulders remianing in this rectangle.

>>29400677
>Hoxton continues to follow Jack Frost.

>>29400686
Go through the door.

>>29400686
Down the Left Passage.

>>29400686
Follow Jack

>>29400675
I assume you have a way to get up there, from my knowledge. Are you a pegasus?
>>29400686
Help with the boulder thing using HotH.

>>29400699
>Jack Frost enters the wooden door. Inside, he finds an idle Torpedrone guarding a wooden crate.

>>29400740
>Hoxton travels down the passage to the left. Here, he finds darkness to his left and to his right. A wall greets him straight ahead.

>>29400744
>Andrew is following Jack Frost.

>>29400754
>The 2.5th Manhorse tries to break the last boulder for Useless, but the Hammer of the Horse isn't strong enough to break boulders!

>>29400686
Finish off the last boulder in this group and continue to converse with the manly horse
>>29400755
Last time I checked I didn't have wings..
>check for sudden growth of wings...
maybe it has to do with this...
>holds up Bronze Gauntlet

>>29400781
>Enemy
Oh yes.
Launch two ballbreakers at the Torpedrone via levitation beta.

>>29400781
To the left.

>>29400781
(backlinking/anchoring to >>29400787)

>>29400781
CHARGE THE RED GIANT

>>29400781
Fly to Jack, still spinning the Bat-tle Master above me, picking up speed along the way. Once I'm at Jack, lower the windmill of death onto the Torpedodrone.
>>29400754
I'm a pegasus, I'll help you in just a bit.

>>29400787
>Useless cleared the pathway completely! The spring pad he deployed earlier is now visible.
26 boulders remaining in this rectangle.

>>29400799
>Jack Frost launched two Ballbreakers at the Torpedrone via Levitation β! The enemy is gone. (34 dmg total)

>>29400801
>Hoxton turned to the left. Here, he found an accessible passage to the right, a wall to his left, and a Ring Caster blocking the rest of this hallway.

>>29400812
>Andrew continues to charge the Red Giant... (2/3)

>>29400842
>Krono, despite his SPD, is too late.

You won!
Jack Frost gained 16 EXP.
Jack Frost has achieved Level 30!
Jack Frost's DEF rose by 4, and his ATK and SPD rose by 2!
Jack Frost's max HP rose by 10!
Jack Frost realized the power of Beam α!

>>29400877
Open the crate.

>>29400877
start on the next set of boulders while waiting for manhorse to say something

>>29400877
Put away the Bat-tle Master and fly to Manhorse.

>>29400877
To the Right, I guess.

>>29400884
>Jack Frost opened the wooden crate. Inside, he found... A Thimble!
Thimble added to Giant Suitcase.

>>29400909
>Useless doesn't know where to go. (Straight or to the right)

>>29400934
>Krono flew over to The 2.5th Manhorse.

>>29400983
>Hoxton ventured through the passage to the right. Here, he found darkness to his left, his right, and straight ahead. Walls are in all other directions.

>>29400877
Chill there.
>>29400909
"Oh. Of course. I need you to punch holes into the wall to get up there."

>>29401004
>>29401005
"Alright, lead the way"
>Follow manhorse to the place that needs holes punched into the wall

>>29401004
Teleport to Hoxton and go left.

>>29401005
"Or you know, I could just..."
>>29401004
Pick up Manhorse and fly out of the pit.
"...fly you out."

>>29401005
>The 2.5th Manhorse is idling.

>>29401028
>Useless moves to the pit.

>>29401035
>Jack Frost teleported to Hoxton's location, and turned left. Here, he finds passages to the left and to the right, as well as a wooden door dead ahead. Darkness sets in.

>>29401044
>Krono decides to try and fly The 2.5th Manhorse out. Some magic might be needed if they are to get to the top of this pit... (1/10)

>>29401063
start punching hole in the wall where manhorse was previously attempting to do so

>>29401063
Keep flying with all the strength I have.

>>29401063
Use the power of muh Hyper Boots to kick upward while Useless and Krono do cool stuff.

>>29401063
Go through the door.

>>29401063
Forward onto darkness.

>>29401100
>Useless tries to punch into the wall, but he can only get so far... Like, about half a foot. Suddenly, he's not able to break the extra-compact sides...

>>29401116
>Krono continues to fly... (1.5/10)

>>29401117
>Manhorse helps alleviate some of the pressure... (2/9.5)

>>29401153
>Jack Frost entered the wooden door. Inside, he found a Chilly Eagle guarding a concrete cylinder.

>>29401162
>Hoxton tries to move forward, but runs into a wall. Ouch!

>>29401185
huh, well guess I'll try something else
use acute chain on the wall
aim for the same area

>>29401185
Keep flying.

>>29401185
Use Ray Alpha to make another hole in case this doesn't work.

>>29401185
lets try to the left, then.

>>29401229
>Useless tried casting Acute Chain on the wall, but it didn't work!

>>29401233
>Krono continues to fly... (3/9.5)

>>29401239
>The 2.5th Manhorse cast Beam α on a portion of the wall, but nothing happened! How unfotunate.

>>29401284
>Hoxton is here: >>29401063 (@ Jack Frost)

>>29401423
try punching holes in a different part of the wall

>>29401423
Well, this is unfortunate. Start kicking up again.

>>29401423
"Fuckin 'ell, Manhorse, how much do you weigh?"
Keep flying. Try not to drop Manhorse.

>>29401441
>Useless digs another 6 inch hole in a different portion of the wall. Still can't get past that.

>>29401442
>The 2.5th Manhorse pitches in... (3.5/9.5)

>>29401465
>Krono keeps flying... (4/9.5)

>>29401465
>>29401477
"Mind you, I have a full set of armor on."
Keep trying to help.

>>29401477
Fuck it, I'll just go back and sit in-front of that Eagle.

>>29401477
>>29401497
"Oh yeah... forgot about that. Why don't you take some of the armour off so we can get out of here faster?"
Continue flying.

>>29401477
attempt to dig some of the compacted material out of the hole

>>29401497
>The 2.5th Manhorse is putting his effort into it... (4.5/9.5)

>>29401501
>Hoxton is now here: >>29401185 (@ Jack Frost)

>>29401509
>Krono continues flying. He's getting a tad tired... (5/9.5)

>>29401520
>Useless tries to dig the compacted material out, but it's not budging.

>>29401528
Fly.

>>29401528
Go to Manhorse

>>29401528
>>29401543
"Alright, better plan-- just keep flying towards the top. You won't have to make the full trip, I have an idea."
Keep helping.

>>29401528
feel like a dumb horse because I can't figure out what I'm supposed to do
continue making small holes and yell at manhorse
"any ideas?"

>>29401543
>Krono continues pulling Manhorse up the pit... (5.5/9.5)

>>29401565
>That's not physically possible.

>>29401590
>The 2.5th Manhorse keeps helping... (6/9.5)

>>29401592
>Useless yells at the pit. It yells back.

>>29401683
Fly more.

>>29401683
look around the room

>>29401683
Go to the BFW big fucking wall

>>29401592
>>29401704
"Just a bit more. After this, lift me up."

>>29401704
>Krono continues to fly... (6.5/9.5)

>>29401723
>Useless looks around the room. There's nowhere to go but backwards, from where he came.

>>29401730
>Andrew meets up with Useless.

>>29401738
>The 2.5th Manhorse is totally helping, guys!!

>>29401738
leave from here and find jack

>>29401764
Hop onto Useless back and boop him
"You is qt."

>>29401764
Do a thing

>>29401780
>Useless leaves the pit room, and locates Jack Frost, Hoxton, and the Chilly Eagle guarding the concrete cylinder.

>>29401783
>Andrew slams into the ground.

>>29401791
>Presto! Kars does a tap dance while no one is looking.

>>29401812
wave at the Chilly Eagle
"Hi there! how are you doing?"

>>29401812
"If I die from trying to put Manhorse on my back, all my shit except the Blood moon Amulet and the Bat-tle Master goes to a fire. The Blood Moon Amulet goes to Useless, and the Bat-tle Master is to be buried with me."
Say my will outloud and try to put Manhorse on my back.

>>29401812
Do another thing!

>>29401812
>>29401837
"This is my stop."
With the power of Krono, the Hyper Boots, and the HotH, do a leap and swing towards the top to get on the cliff finally.

>>29401764
Cast beam alpha on the birb.

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>>29401827
>Useless waves at the chilly eagle. It stares back.

>>29401837
>Krono is doing something... (6/9.5)

>>29401839
>For a split-second, Kars turned into a clam. There is no explanation for this bullshit.

>>29401866
>The 2.5th Manhorse uses Krono as a springboard, trying to reach the ledge of the platform. As he extends his hoof out towards the ledge, the hammer grips onto the edge, but it starts slipping because of all the armor he's wearing. Eventually, he lets go of the hammer and falls back down the pit, with his hammer following a few seconds later. In short, Manhorse was attacked with his own hammer and took damage. Luckily, his shield prevented him from taking damage. Krono is fluttering back down to B10 now...

>>29401957
>Jack Frost cast Beam α on the Chilly Eagle! Damage has been dealt... Magically! (8 dmg)

Jack Frost suddenly attacked a Chilly Eagle!

>>29402127
Climb up that wall, lowkey of course

>>29402127
"FUCK."
Collapse on the ground and concentrate on not dying.

>>29402127
>Jack is handling true power!
Launch two ballbreakers at the bird via levitation beta.

>>29402127
Attack Chilly Eagle
cut off a wing or at least try to
maybe I can manage to loosen some feathers

>>29402127
"Well that didn't work. Plan B, grappling hook."
Pat Krono on the head and get ready to craft.

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The Chilly Eagle launched an ice-ball at Jack Frost, but he quickly stepped out of the projectile's way.

>>29402147
>Krono collapses on the ground, trying not to die. It'll take a while for his wings to heal... (1/10)
Special abilities cannot be used until this counter has been cleared.
Warning! Krono is in critical condition!

>>29402152
>Jack Frost cast Levitation β on the two Ballbreakers, and flung them both at the Chilly Eagle! The enemy didn't have time to flinch, but it lived. (20 dmg total)

>>29402192
>Useless attacked the Chilly Eagle with the Sureshot... But missed!

>>29402220
>The 2.5th Manhorse pats Krono on the head.

>>29402139
>Andrew tries climbing up the wall, but to no avail.

>>29402251
>DDD
Drag the eagle to the ground via levitation alpha before tackling it.

>>29402251
Use the holes to climb up the wall

>>29402251
"How am I still alive? You know what, I don't care. I'll just... lay here a while. I might die in my sleep, so I'll just say this, you guys are alright."
Rest and don't do into a coma.

>>29402251
go investigate the noises coming from the pitroom
/stats 85mL in the 250mL beaker

>>29402251
Wait shit.
Shoot eagle.

The Chilly Eagle sent icicles flying at Useless! Fortunately, they all missed.

>>29402309
>Krono continues to rest... (2/10)

>>29402262
>Jack Frost dragged the Chilly Eagle to the ground using Levitation α, then tackled it! The enemy took damage, yes it did. (8 dmg)

>>29402319
>Useless flees the battle to check on activity in the pit room.
It's some sort of orange/white concoction. It's best not to drink that.

>>29402306
>Andrew tried climbing up the wall again, but failed.

>>29402595
>Hoxton regains consciousness, and assists Jack Frost by shooting the Chilly Eagle with the Sniper Rifle! He's a pretty good shot for such a low-leveled player! (5 dmg)

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>>29402670
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Smash my head into the Chilly Eagle while screaming. The screaming is mostly for spooks.

>>29402670
/stats inhaler
check on krono
"how many hoofs am I holding up?"
hold one hoof above krono

>>29402670
Point at the Chilly Eagle while looking at it oddly

>>29402670
Shoot.

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The Chilly Eagle swooped down and physically attacked Hoxton! He's not having a very good day. (10 dmg)

>>29402691
>Jack Frost attacked the Chilly Eagle by smashing his head into the enemy's skull! Both sides took 3 damage.

>>29402723
>Useless is checking on Krono.
Inhaler - Assist Item
A small device used to treat some lung diseases. What use it would be to you is unknown.

>>29402757
>Andrew points oddly at the Chilly Eagle, somehow appearing in the room. It doesn't really mind, as it's currently beating the shit out of Hoxton.

>>29402794
>Hoxton fired the gun again, but missed. The bird is quite fast.

This is the end of tonight's thread. See you here tomorrow!

>>29402802
Slash at the birb.

>>29402802
Bumping for fuck the niggers mexicans and jews fuck them all we may as well nuke the fucking terrorist cucktard sons o' bitches.

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>>29403445
I'm going to sleep now. Fucking pre-sleep bumperino. Fuck the kikes and niggers.

>>29402802
sit down next to krono and guard him while he recovers
/stats thimble

>>29403704
Ha gwt

>>29403764

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The Chilly Eagle launched an ice blast at Hoxton! He is getting tossed around like a ragdoll here! (11 dmg)

>>29402825
>Jack Frost attacked the Chilly Eagle with the Frostfang! It begins to bleed. (9 dmg)

>>29403704
>Useless is guarding Krono.
Thimble - Assist item
A small but effective resistor to electricity.

>>29404856
Shoot at the Chilly Ponut

>>29404856
Cast heal beta on Hox.

>>29404856
Contine guarding krono
/stats torch(9)

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The Chilly Eagle launched icicles at Jack Frost! Three of the five icicles made contact. (6 dmg)

>>29405053
>Jack Frost cast Heal β on Hoxton!
Hoxton recovered 20 HP.

>>29405358
>Useless continues to guard Krono...
Torch - Assist
Can be broken down into resources for other objects, but its primary use is to provide light in dark places.

>>29404937
>Andrew fired the Red Giant with unsatisfactory charge! The enemy took 5 damage.

>>29406279
Cast beam alpha on the bird, point blank.

>>29406279
Throw the red nigger at the chilly cunt
Not Jack

>>29406279
continue to continue to guard krono
/stats plate

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The Chilly Eagle swooped down and physically attacked Jack Frost! He brushed it off. (1 dmg)

>>29406287
>Jack Frost cast Beam α on the Chilly Eagle! Its left wing almost caught on fire! (10 dmg)

>>29406364
>Useless continues to continues to guard Krono.
Plate - Assist
Used to hold food, in most cases. But this isn't "most cases..."
If equipped, provides +5 DEF. Shatters upon impact.

>>29406300
>>29406311
>Andrew threw the Red Giant at the Chilly Eagle! CRUNCH. (5 dmg)

>>29406388
Spin around and slam the red cock into the chilly eagle

>>29406388
Take the plate, fabulous knife, torch, thimble, and 250mL beaker form inventory
it's time to do some 'science'
Put the plate of the ground, take a torch and the fabulous knife and scrape off any charred bit into a pile on the plate, won't need much maybe a few mg, then crush the charred shavings into a fine powder, that should produce a small quantity of carbon powder, add the carbon powder to the thimble along with 5mL of the liquid from the beaker, then shake vigorously to combine
Lets see what happens!
hope for a purified healing concentrate

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The Chilly Eagle launched an ice-ball at Andrew! He had the wind knocked out of him, and had to take a seat. (8 dmg)

>>29406481
>Useless is trying to become a chemist... (1/3)

>>29406396
>Andrew spun around and threw the Red Giant at the Chilly Eagle, again! Another deafening CRUNCH sound is heard. (5 dmg)

>>29406589
Hide behind Useless and start jacking off my futa cock, GOTTA GO FAST. Jackhammer that shit.
I'll use my cum as a healing item.

>>29406589
keep doing the sciency/chem thing

>>29406589
Slash at the birb,

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The Chilly Eagle launched icicles at Andrew! Only one hit him. (2 dmg total)

>>29406650
>Jack Frost attacked the Chilly Eagle with the Frostfang! The enemy is shaking a little bit now... (7 dmg)

>>29406622
>Useless continues making meds... (2/3)

>>29406611
>God why. (1/2)

>>29406690
Slap Andrew while casting heal beta on him.
"Stop that."

>>29406690
Finish current task

>>29406690
Keep jacking off! I'm not about to get blue balls. Make sure to catch all my cum in my mouth... for that dank HP.

>>29406705
I appreciate you healing me, but with all do respect go suck a ziggers cock.

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The Chilly Eagle swooped down and physically attacked Andrew! He's getting hurt, yet he still jacks off. (8 dmg)

>>29406705
>Jack Frost tried to cast Heal β on Andrew, but failed! Recharge time is 5 turns.

>>29406721
>Useless finished doing whatever he was doing. (3/3)

>>29406722
>Andrew keeps jacking off... (2/3)

>>29406861
...
Cast levitation beta on some ballbreakers and smash them into the bird.

>>29406861
/stats on the stuff I just made

>>29406861
>>29406874
just cast heal alpha on andrew.

>>29406861
Attack the Chilly Eagle

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The Chilly Eagle launched an ice-ball at Jack Frost! It bounced off of him like a bouncy ball. (1 dmg)

>>29406874
>>29406904
>Jack Frost cast Heal α on Andrew!
Andrew recovered 10 HP.

>>29406885
Concoction: +2 HP
Wow.

>>29406952
>Andrew threw the Red Giant in a haphazard fashion at the Chilly Eagle! Its wing could possibly be broken now. (4 dmg)

>>29407081
Swing the red Giant like a bat... swing it at the Chilly Eagle

>>29407081
Cast levitation beta on some ballbreakers and finish off the birb.

>>29407081
>+2hp
hey it's a start!
let's call it minor healing concentrate
add a spray/puff from the inhaler and shake vigorously again

The Chilly Eagle launched icicles at Andrew! Two of the five icicles hit him. (4 dmg total)

>>29407130
>Jack Frost cast Levitation β on his two Ballbreakers, and flung them at the Chilly Eagle! It's a bloody mess. (21 dmg total)

>>29407151
>Useless adds a puff from the Inhaler, then shakes the concentrate vigorously. No difference is noticed.

>>29407114
>Andrew threw the Red Giant at the Chilly Eagle, swinging it much like a baseball bat! The bird was no longer able to stand up. (9 dmg)

You won!
Jack Frost, Hoxton, and Andrew gained 60 EXP.
Hoxton has achieved Level 3!
Hoxton's DEF rose by 3, and his ATK and SPD rose by 1!

>>29407357
REMEMBER DOING A THING. DO THIS THING WHILE MEETING UP WITH EVERYONE

>>29407357
Punch the cylinder.

>>29407357
pour the 'minor healing concentrate' down krono throat and start on making a second dose using the same method from >>29406481

>>29407357
Fire the Red Giant at the Cylinder

>>29407365
>Kars met up with the party.

>>29407388
>Jack Frost punched the concrete cylinder with his hoof! Because it's a hoof, he didn't take any damage.

>>29407399
>>29407454
>Andrew tried to fire the Red Giant at the concrete cylinder, but it had no charge!

>>29407422
>Useless is doing a good... (1/4)

>>29407683
Go back out and go to the left.

>>29407683
keep doing the good

>>29407683
Remember to exist and wake up.
"What the fuck was that? Tasted like charred everything."

>>29407702
>Jack Frost leaves this room, and turns to his right. Now he is beyond the Ring Caster Hoxton found earlier, and can access the remainder of this hallway to his right.

>>29407707
>Useless keeps doing the good... (2/4)

>>29407753
>Krono woke up. He's still in a lot of pain, though... (3/10)

>>29407817
Keep going right.

>>29407817
keep working
"Something I mixed up from what was on hoof, it should help you recover a bit though I'm not sure how well it's working, you still look pretty bad."

>>29407817
>>29407841
"Well, I feel no different right now. I think all it did was wake me up... let me try something."
Shoot my self in the face with the Medigun and breath all the gas in.

>>29407817
Charge the Red Giant

>>29407823
>Jack Frost continues moving to the right. Here, he finds a wooden door to his right, darkness to his left, and more darkness ahead. Choices, choices!

>>29407841
>Useless continues working... (3/4)

>>29407962
>Krono uses a puff of the Medigun to heal himself.
Krono recovered 5 HP.

>>29407969
>Andrew is recharging the Red Giant... (1/3)

>>29408078
Keep charging it

>>29408078
"Well... it was worth a shot."
Go back to sleep, but allow Useless to give me the Healing Concentrate beforehand.

>>29408078
Finish work on the minor healing concentrate and offer it to krono
"Well I guess it works as a wakeup potion at least"
/stats bug spray

>>29408161
"By the way, if you try to make me drink poison, I will kick your ass when I'm back at full health."

>>29408185
"Hahaha, I wouldn't do some like that to my favorite birdbrain, besides who else am I gonna challenge next time there's an arena?"

>>29408116
>Andrew continues to charge the Red Giant... (2/3)

>>29408146
>Krono returns to slep. (4/10)

>>29408161
>Useless finishes another batch of +2 HP ashes. (4/4)
Bug Spray - Assist
BzZzT!
Instantly KO's insect enemies.

>>29408910
Quickly wake up and check the Exoskeleton for chips and broken parts on the skeleton bit.

>>29408910
give Krono the +2 HP ashes
>Guess that's what it's called
start work on a third dose
/stats child's doll

>>29408910
Wooden door.

>>29408910
Take the Welding Mask, Fabulous Knife, and three Torches. Cut and bend the Fabulous Knife into a four-legged hook, and turn the Welding Mask into multiple circular rings which will be hooked together to make a chain. The long chain will be wrapped around a small wooden wheel, made by one Torch, and the entire thing will have a small wooden case/trigger around it, made by the other two Torches.
Ta-da, a basic Grappling Hook.

>>29408963
>Exoskeleton? What!?

>>29409033
>Useless gave the ashes to Krono. (1/4)
Child's Doll - Assist
It has no purpose.

>>29409098
>Jack Frost entered the wooden door. Inside, he found an idle Ancient Bulwark.

>>29409159
Error: Useless is currently using the Fabulous Knife.

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>>29409935
Cast beam alpha on the rock bulwark thing.

>>29409935
continue to work
/stats shock collar

J

>>29409935
*cough*
*shuffling noises*
Use the Dildo then.

>>29409935
You know... my armour. The thing I'm wearing now. The upgraded Leather Armour. It probably saved my life because the fact it's basically a second skeleton.
Check the Exoskeleton for broken pieces.

>>29394125
Earth pony please
I got a bunch of newspaper, some sticky notes, and a pen

>>29409935
CHARGE RED GIANT

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>>29410182
>Jack Frost opened the battle by casting Beam α on the Ancient Bulwark! It's getting a dose of its own medicine now! (9 dmg)

>>29410349
>Useless continues to work... (2/4)
Shock Collar - Assist
I guess you could say that this collar is quite shocking!
Can be thrown around and used with the Infrared Remote to deal electrical damage to enemies.

>>29411103
How will you cut the dildo?

>>29411259
Oh, that.
>Krono finds that his armor is missing a few pieces, but it's holding up rather nicely. (6/10)

>>29411477
>Samuel joins the game!
Newspaper x5 added to Inventory.
Sticky Note x50 added to Giant Suitcase.
Pen added to Giant Suitcase.
+1 AnonPone.
Welcome to the game! Say /cmds to get a general list of commands.

Jack Frost suddenly attacked an Ancient Bulwark!
The Ancient Bulwark cast Speed Down α on Jack Frost!
Jack Frost's SPD fell by 9!

>>29411991
>>29412410

>>29412410
keep working
/stats blocker pad

>>29412417
>Andrew is charging the Red Gant... (3/3, charge 1)

>>29412504
>Useless keeps working... (3/4)
Blocker Pad - Equipment
The one tool that goalies use to occasionally block shots. Weak to fire.
Decreases speed by 5, but occasionally blocks shots. Weak to fire.

>>29412628
Slash at the statue.

>>29412410
Well, it's pretty much going to be cut into four pieces with the Saw, then melted into U shaped hooks, which connect together at the base.

>>29412628
finish the +2 HP ashes and store them in inventory
/stats laser/fire generator

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>>29412726
>Jack Frost attacked the Ancient Bulwark with the Frostfang! The statue glimmers with blue lights. (8 dmg)

>>29412771
>Useless finished the next batch of ashes, then put them in the Giant Suitcase.
Laser-Fire Generator - Assist
Something Manhorse made.
Can be used as pretty much anything.

>>29412752
>The 2.5th Manhorse starts creating a makeshift grappling hook... (1/12)

The Ancient Bulwark cast Beam α on Jack Frost! The magic, it hurt his heart. (9 dmg)

>>29413014
>Jack will deny you!
Smash two ballbreakers into it via levitation beta.

>>29413014
start working on more ashes
/stats IMI Desert Eagle XIX (48)

Charge Red Giant

>>29413014
Work.

>>29413014
Try moving my wings a little to get rid of any sort of stiffness.
"Why the fuck did I let Manhorse use me as a springboard? Dumbest shit I've ever done. Though, now he owes me. He did almost kill me after all.

>>29413169
>Krono is moving his wings around. They still ache quite a bit. (7/10)

>>29413031
>Jack Frost cast Levitation β on the Ballbreakers, and smashed them into the Ancient Bulwark! Fragments of the statue fly in all directions. (23 dmg total)

>>29413042
>Useless starts working on more ashes... (1/4)
IMI Desert Eagle XIX - Weapon
It's a gun brought in through a player's inventory. It has 48 bullets remaining.

>>29413167
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues working... (2/12)

The Ancient Bulwark cast Offense Up α on itself!
The Ancient Bulwark's ATK rose by 10!

>>29413143
>Andrew continues to charge the Red Giant... (1/3, charge 2)

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>>29413169
You want a free weapon of mass destruction?

>>29413189
>Jack is handling real power!
Tackle the fucking thing.

>>29413189
Charge it up EVEN MORE

>>29413189
keep working
"Heh, manhorse is a strange one, first he asks if I'm a pegasus then wants to punch holes in the wall over there. Sometimes I wonder what's going through his head"
/stats USB

>>29413191
Nah, the Bat-tle Master is my weapon of choice. I'll think of something later.
>>29413189
Get up from where I'm laying and walk around a bit to see if any bones in my body are broken.

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>>29413247
>Krono finds that the only things that are actually hurting right now are his wings. And they hurt a lot. (8/10)

>>29413221
>Jack Frost tackled the Ancient Bulwark! It plummeted to the ground! (6 dmg)

>>29413245
>Useless keeps working... (2/4)
USB - Assist
Something Manhorse made.
Its purpose is to contain artificial intelligence, but maybe later...

The Ancient Bulwark cast Beam α on Jack Frost! He gets a mouthful of magic. (7 dmg)
Warning! Jack Frost is low on HP!

>>29413237
>Andrew continues charging the Red Giant... (2/3, charge 2)

>>29413283
Cast heal up beta on myself.

>>29413283
keep working
"Hey Krono there's a dose of the healing stuff in inventory if you want it"
/stats folder

>>29413283
Lay back down.

>>29413283
Continue working.

>>29413325
"I don't think I'll need it. As soon as my wings stop hurting, I'll heal myself with a spell. Well... a "spell". I'm not a unicorn."

>>29413283
CHARGE CHARGE CHARGE CHAAAAAARGE the Red Giant.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CMIAncMSq0
It's this post but with voice!

>>29413383
"Alright, and that whole 'spell' thing is just strange anyway, somehow can make chains appear? just weird if you ask me, I mean I'm an earthpony, how does that even work?"

>>29413384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L8ej8lhF50

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>>29413336
>Krono lays back down. (9/10)

>>29413293
>Jack Frost cast Heal β on himself!
Jack Frost recovered 20 HP.

>>29413325
>Useless continues working... (3/4)
Folder - Assist
Be more organized with small items.
A particularly useless item.

>>29413352
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues working... (3/12)

The Ancient Bulwark cast Speed Down α on Jack Frost!
Jack Frost's SPD fell by 3!

>>29413384
>Andrew continues to charge the Red Giant. (3/3, charge 2)

>>29413466
Work more.

>>29413466
"Bulwark. Bulwark, stop. Bulwark. Bulwark, what the fuck are you doing?"
Smash the bulwark's face in with a levitation alpha infused punch.

>>29413466
Finish up and add the second batch to the first in inventory
Switch tasks the working with the folder and fabulous knife
Cut to folder into four equal sized strips about the length of pegasus wing then fold the strips lenghtwise, then cut a small grove on the scapular end and bend to fit the wing shape, then cut back a bit on the off the alula end to allow for free motion of the wing
call it Paper Wing Armour when it's done

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>>29413480
>Jack Frost attacked the Ancient Bulwark with a buck aided by Levitation α! Its face cracked. (9 dmg)

>>29413535
>Useless finished the ash task. (4/4)

>>29413469
>The 2.5th Manhorse continues working... (4/12)

The Ancient Bulwark cast Beam α on Jack Frost! His face is feeling awfully warm... (8 dmg)

>>29413556
Cast za warudo.

>>29413466
CHARGE IT UP EVEN MOOOOOORE!!

>>29413464
"I'M CHARGING IT UP MY DUDE! OH FUCK YES! I AM ASCENDING TO A NEW LEVEL, A NEW STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS! "
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14ZcXmdWsof
This post, but with voice!

>>29413556
start working on Paper Wing Armour

>>29413556
Keep on working.

>>29413591
"ANDREW, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL BLOW YOU AND SEVER YOUR ERECT COCK TO TURN IT INTO A HEAVY MACE."

>>29413556
Stretch my wings one last time, then try to cast Winds of Healing 3 on myself.

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