WHAT HAVE YOU FUCKING DONE TO ME I was a brony from 2011 until

>>29385340
Let the juices flow, you dick doesn't seem to know the difference. Embrace the apple snatch.

>>29385342
desu it's the pink party pone that still gets me
Every. Goddamn. Time.

>>29385344
Sweet pastry pony pussy. Sex parties. Whip cream. Think about it, and never stop waxing your carrot to pink horse crevice.

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>>29385350
You're not helping, anon

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Pone is not for sexual.

>>29385352
Imagine the juices during intercourse, mmmmm. Those pretty blue eyes as they go up and down.
Can you imagine what kind of pastry based sex toys she could make?! Never stop slapping you salami to pink horse fun zone.

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>>29385358
I'm never coming to you guys for advice ever again baka

mlp kiled most of my fetishes, now I can masturbate only to cartoon ponies

>>29385366
You'll thank us one day for swearing off 3dpd and simply jerkin it to Pink Pony pleasure pocket.

>>29385340
If you grew distant from the show and fandom you're fucked. I'm right now on the verge of crossing back over the event horizon and escaping this black hole, but without the show and fandom it'd be hopeless

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>>29385340
>What do I do /mlp/?
Nothing. You must hide your power level as me.

>>29385340
You must forget what you have remembered and remember what you have forgotten.

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As someone who earns dosh by commisions of cartoonhorseporn, I say, clop on

>>29385473
When the sun rises in the west and mountains dance like bamboo, you'll stop clopping.

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>>29385340
the easiest possible way is to throw your pc away

>>29385490
that's nonsense

>>29385340
If you genuinely want a sexual readjustment then you've got two choices that I know of - go slowly and analytically, work your way out from hooves to anthro to no hooves to human. Or go cold turkey on your fapping for a week or more then fap to 3DPD which should be far easier if you've got the tension.

>>29385612
P.S. It will take months no matter how you try. There's really no quick solution.

>>29385620
>It will take months no matter how you try
I'm not the OP, I don't want to quit clopping, but this is interesting. It took me about 2 days to stop masturbating to 3dpd and start masturbating to nothing but pony porn. If moving to pony porn is easier than moving to anything else, it would mean that pony porn is objectively "better" than anything else. Like some kind of superior porn. It's an interesting thought.

>>29385687
You know how the song goes (I hope)
>This is why 2D is so much better than 3D,
>Let's face it, there is a reason 3D is PD

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>>29385340
>I don't want to beat off to pone for the rest of my life
Too bad you will, faggot. Now go watch the goddamn show. Pone awaits you. You don't want to make pone sad, do you?

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>>29385340

>>29385340
Just stop looking at it. Eventually, the behavior will be extinguished and you'll start to find women attractive again.

>>29385480
Awww that's adorable! More?

>>29385687
>comforting lies are objectively better than reality

Enjoy dying a virgin.

>>29386291
Jokes on you my sister took my virginity when I was 8

>>29385340
>WHAT HAVE YOU FUCKING DONE TO ME
We done nothing!
It's your hands. Your hands are doing this to you.
They are filthy, dirty, evil! You must purge them.
Insert evil hands into meat mincer.
Proceed with cleansing them to the bone.
Voila! You're cured!

(Until you take up Yoga and learn to suck yourself.)

>>29385340
Then fap to something better than pone.
There's nothing better than pone.

>>29386291
Sex is something at least 3 billion people have done - nothing special.

>mfw my sex drive has been gone for a week now because I'm sick as fuck

Meh

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>>29385344
here you go, enjoy yourself

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>>29386291
>Enjoy dying a virgin.
I will, thank you.

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>>29385340
Why is there an influx of these shitty threads

>>29385523
I'm gonna go with your advice

>>29385523
>tfw clopping from phone

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>>29386337
>Atryl

>>29386467
His pone is alright, just ignore the anthro.

>>29385340
>I was a brony from 2011 until 2014 where I kinda grew distant from the fandom and show and haven't touched an episode since then.

Yeah I stopped reading there, family.

>>29386487
That's nice, anon

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>>29385340
>I don't want to beat off to pone for the rest of my life

>>29385342
>you dick doesn't seem to know the difference
It obviously does; otherwise, pone wouldn't hold such a monopoly on his todger.

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>>29385340
Exactly why I only watched the show for the ladies personality's. So glad I never touched clopping stuff.
Rule 333: Never fap/sexualizes to characters you really like.

>>29385340
Somebody managed to escape clop by becoming a Christian zealot.
His twitter is amazing

>>29387813
I wish I had your self control, anon

>>29387813
Exactly this. Been on the ride for 6 years, never fapped to pony, never will.

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>>29387813
>>29388061
>you share a board with people like this

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>>29387943
>I wish I had your self control, anon
On 2nd thought, after double checking the pic I posted I spotted rainbow dash's booty lines.. I knew deep down I had to edit out spike & then fap/clop w/e to it. (inserts Dexter Morgan voice) Tonight's the night. There's no fighting destiny.

>>29387836
Sometimes the cure is worse than the disease. Like cutting off your tits to avoid being killed by breast cancer.

>>29388336

So being a Christian is bad?

Move on to real horses.

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>>29388456
Definitely not

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>>29388813
no u

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>>29385354
>Not for sexual
>Post a pic of what ponk got in her trunk

Make up your fucking mind would ya?

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>>29385358
>These eyes looking up at you as she enthusiastically polishes little anon.

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>Always had a thing for horses and horsecock
>Also used to masturbate to Pokemon
>MLP comes along
>like two of the best things mixxed into one

It was inevitable.

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>>29385480

Well that looks noice.

What was the weirdest thing you've been asked to draw?

>>29385340
I don't think I can completely quit the fandom at this point, even if I stop watching the show itself.

I'm like you, I can't really get off to anything that isn't clop and strangely, my desire for clop has only been getting stronger, even though I've been in this fandom since 2011. I know several people who stopped watching the show long ago, but still keep coming to brony sites simply because they know the people there. I've always known the ride never ends, but what happened in 2016 made sure that the ride would truly never end for me. I'd always be connected with the brony fandom in one way or another.

I'm fucked.

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>>29389075
Me too, brother
We're all fucked

>>29385340
Not only I've been fapping exclusively to ponies for the last 6 years, now I fap way more often than even when compared to my puberty. Ponies are simply that good.

Some day we're all gonna be 60+ year old dudes still jerking our soft, wrinkly cocks to the animal characters from a decades old cartoon.

Do not despair though, my friends. VR will be fucking amazing by then.

>>29385340
Slowly go to normal stuff

Horse to anthro to humanized to normal people

>>29389706
>VR will be fucking amazing by then.
just imagine how much it's gonna progress in 5years, or even 10 years?
that commercial playstation had about their PS9 (they were actually advertising the PS2) being microscopic and you inhale the system/game? it'll be like that within 20 years

>>29388953
brb

>>29388325
I'm saving this for reasons.

>>29385340
OH BOY I REALLY FUCKING LOVE YET ANOTHER META THREAD ABOUT SOME FUCKFACE NOBODY CARES ABOUT PRETENDING TO WORRY ABOUT MASTURBATING TO CARTOON FUCKING PONIES WHILE BLOGGING ABOUT WHAT KIND OF A FAN HE IS OH FUCKING JOY THESE THREADS ARE THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING BEST SHIT EVER TO HAVE SPEWED UPON THIS BOARD

>>29391900
>this thread is shit but I'll dump it anyway
Uh huh. Way to go.

>>29387836
me too desu

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>>29385340
WE WARNED YOU, FAGGOT!

You did it to yourself.
I have been on the internet for years and can fap to anything fine.

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>>29391888
< This one's probably better.
>FTR ultimately I passed on that clop & fapping altogether that night.

>>29385340
Why would anyone want to stop?

>>29391900
Who hurt you, buddy?
Was it your stepfather?

>>29385340
Honestly I can't find pone pussy attractive what so ever I still just masturbate to regular porn

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>>29392919
Grrrr zoom up my words famtachi blah blah blah (you)

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What's going on in this thread?

>>29385340
>I was a brony
good for you. you have found the light of horsefuckery

>>29388995

Did Darkdoomer quit drawing ponies?

>>29392944
Horrible things

>>29393031

No, he's active on /pone/, drew a portait of Anthro Aryanne in uniform recently. Check out his inkbunny

>>29393400
>Anthro
disgusting

>>29393400

Tell him to upload moar Patachu on e621, there's not enough mokvwap there.