Why am I so jealous of Fancy Pants for the way his wife

I'm jelly because after 5 years with a gf, It didn't turn out and she didn't end as my wife.

>>29372147

She's almost too affectionate, like she wants to get married but he's like why should I buy the cow when I get the milk for free?

FP is a stone cold pimp.

She was his wife?

>>29372165
>>29372175
Yes, they're already married

>>29372181
>[Source]

>>29372181
[citation needed]

>>29372184
>>29372194
Fair enough, I just assumed that by the subject matter. She being his wife seems the most kid friendly

>>29372165
>>29372184
>>29372194
I had this wonderful headcanon of her loving she much she can't stop showing affection and then you ruined it. You're all monsters!

>>29372197
i always figured she was just some random high class unicorn who was using him to gain more status, thus the reason he largely ignored her and she didnt really notice when he left without her but then quickly ran after him. the whole scene doesnt scream romantic interest.

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>>29372205

>>29372205
I thought that was due to her being a bit of a bimbo. After all, she is seen again with him a later on. http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Fleur_Dis_Lee#Depiction_in_the_series

>>29372222
checked.
anyone can believe whatever they want to believe. its not officially confirmed as far as i know.

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>>29372231
Yay, my illusion of true love has not been shattered yet!

She's his bodyguard, the wife thing is all an act,
inb4 >notcanon it's canon until explicitly contradicted by primary material.

>>29372329
I can dig it, bodyguard or spy
>She's only pretending to be his trophy wife in order to keep close to him at all times and fool the Canterlot masses - who are all so easily swayed by who's company one keeps and the status of such individuals

>>29372565
Why did she fail to notice he left that one time?

>>29372329
>primary material
And what would that be?

>>29372147
>Why am I so jealous of Fancy Pants for the way his wife behaves around him?
>wife
Because that's how escorts work.

>>29372571
Sometimes she gets a bit caught up in her act.

>>29372571
Nobody said she was good at her job

>>29372578
>>29372580
Who is she even supposed to protect him from? The average citizen of Equestria that wouldn't do jack shit or things like Discord that can only be stopped by godlike power?

>>29372576
The writers would never create an escort in MLP

>>29372604
They would also never get one of the m6 pregn- OH WAIT

>>29372147
They remind me of this song for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwYU8jq6Qw0

>>29372329
Yeah, no, the comics aren't canon. The whole bodyguard idea is fairly neat though, I guess.