>listening to mlp music before class starts
>earphone cord hanging off the corner of my desk
>pick up my phone quick for some reason
>cord loop hanging off desk catches on the corner, gets yanked out of the headphone jack
>"GET YOUR HOOVES UP PARTY'S STARTING OUT RIGHT NOW, EVERYPONY EVERYPONY GET DOWN!! TIME TO MAKE A WISH, BETTER MAKE IT RIGHT NO-"
>got headphones back in
>entire room silent
End my life.
>>29370034
This story sounds familiar.
>>29370034
>before class
>room is silent
well at least it happened in an empty room.
>>29370065
I think he meant the room went silent after they heard the music
>>29370062
That's because it is, anon. Song's different, story's the same.
>>29370034
3/10 i replied
>>29370171
Bullshit
I just checked the archive couldn't find a story like it desu
>>29370034
Fugg xDDD
>>29370034
What happened after that?
I started listening pone music half year ago.
My autism grew so big that I secretly listening to music like this: https://inklingbear.bandcamp.com/track/- even at the office.
Powerlevel still hold at bay, but there's always a chance for spillage.
> mfw formerly metalhead
> mfw older metalhead colleague jokingly says I am his only hope
How fucked am I?
>>29370034
Your phone doesn't stop the music when the headphone jack disconnects? What kind of phone you have?I smell fake & reused story
>>29370034
My phone automatically pauses music when the jack is disconnected. What makes your phone so special that it reveals your autism?
>>29371216
>>29371696
Possibly a OneTouch or similar, which I can assure you gives zero fucks about jacks being inserted or not.
>>29370034
Reminds me of a spaghetti I spilled about a year ago. I'll never forget it.
>be working on my MD thesis
>be saturday, new episode's out. I remember it was TOWPK from S5
>start watching it
>colleague who ALWAYS used to knock before coming in decides to bust in without knocking for once
>fullscreen 1920x1080 pink pone stares back at him from my laptop
>autistically switch tab although I know he saw her
>he feigns not noticing, talks with me 'normally' and asks me to come with him to my supervisor
>I awkwardly comply, unplugging headphones since I need to bring my laptop over
>pinkie is still fucking spazzing over Cadence's babyshit
Colleague has always knocked my door ever since
>>29371216
>>29371696
No, these exist. I'm pretty sure it's software? I know Samsung and Nexus phones mute though.
>>29371216
My shitty lg android 4.4 does it.
>>29371216
Firefox on android doesn't pause when the head phones disconnect.Like OP, i know from experience
>>29371877
Reminds me of me.
>be me living with my brother
>he is out of the house so decide to watch some mlp
>leave my door open
>mfw he comes home early
>mfw he looks into my room for a solid 20 seconds and sees pone on my screen.
>mfw he laughs like an idiot and walks away
>he only brought it up once when we were in an argument and called me a faggot
>other than that we never speak of it to this day
Still the only time i've ever been caught.
>few years back, before college, so still at home
>late at night, sitting in living room on laptop
>looking at pony porn for whatever reason
>fall asleep
>wake up several hours later with porn still on screen
>no doubt brother at some point had walked through the living room, possibly several times
>mfw this exact thing has happened to me more than once