It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's g

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Will Celestia finally have a role next season? Maybe in the movie?

I hope so.

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>>29363897
Ofcourse, H.A.L

All intelligent creatures dream

Perhaps she dreams of hell, as I often do

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>celestia, twitching her hooves in bed, dreaming of galloping through a sun-drenched pasture

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Bump to make it to morning.

Ranks here are thin enough to begin with.

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>>29363936
>Celestia sleeps like a newborn when you hold her
>risk receiving a hoof square in the kisser during her more vigorous dreams
conundrum

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>>29364214
>>Celestia sleeps like a newborn when you hold her
My heart

That is the most adorable mental image I've ever had.

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>>29364214
>>29364226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hymzSlzmvGE
>blink sluggishly in the snug confines of Celestia's four-poster, removing a few stray strands of mane from your mouth
>you will never smooth down her trembling wings and feel her settle in your grasp
>nod off to sleep again, surrounded by her glow and her scent

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THREE
HUN
DRED
SIX
TY
FIVE
DE
GREES

BURNIN DOWN THE PALACE

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Thanks for the official thread, Isaac 2.0

>>29365434
>you will never take Celestia to the midnight double-feature picture show

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>"I see you shiver... with antici-"

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>>29365489
>mfw they were having a Bowie Night and an ABBA tribute at a club by my work

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>>29366106
>xddd i want2 fist celsitas anus
>i fap to dis is dat normal :DDDD
>now this
Fuck off you stupid faggot

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>"Ello' poppet!"

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Using up some leftover gift card balance

>>29366106
A penis is fine, too

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>fighting it
>ever

>>29363897
>Celestia has no power over the realm of sleep; the bright light of day, and the warmth of the Sun, are more her bag
What about daydreams?

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Oooh~

Avalon

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>>29369605

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>"Twilight, in all fairness, you DID leave the map over here, the least you can do is wait until Anonymous and I are done racing."

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Managed to get my hands on a nifty zippo.

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>>29370937
That IS pretty neato.

>>29370937
Nice, though it reminds me about fitannon. Hope he kicked the habit. Is that custom made? If so, where from?

>>29371184
Not custom, just happened to find it on Amazon for about $12. Just search LEN-0090 if you're looking to buy.

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>>29371184
I might cut back, fucking nanny state voted for a 2$ per pack tax increase in April.

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Night, fags

>>29371432
P.10 bump

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>>29371770
>"The table has a number of neat and engaging functions, goyim!"
>"Buy Princess Twilight's Malibu Barbie Castle now! Table not included."

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Piss on self-esteem
Forward, busted knee

Sick head
Blackened lung
And I'm a simple, selfish sun

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>>29372971

WHEN WILL YOU RELASE THE NEW TABLE EDITION SHLOMO

>>29373002
>>29373104
>Djinn
>Djonn
http://pastebin.com/u/Djinn-Archieves
Our lord and savior is back!

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>>29373196
I can see Hasjew doing something like that
>RE-RELEASING PREVIOUS SEASONS ON DVD & BLU-RAY, BUT THIS TIME WITH 2 EXTRA LINES OF DIALOGUE AND AN ADDITIONAL WALK CYCLE
>GIVE US MONEY IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN

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>>29373002
>>29373104
I TOLD YOU HE'D COME BACK, CUZ

>>29373757
That's her smooching face, dummy.

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>>29367117

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Ride the white pony

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>>29376097
For hours and hours.

Celestia is shit, Luna is better

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>>29376212
But Anon, I thought they were both the best!

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>>29376212
Is it 2014 again?

Fuck off

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SHE BEEN DOWN SO LONG IT LOOK LIKE UP TO HER

DEY LOOK UP TO HER

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>18 posters
I'm curious to what the rest of you think, in the sense of how do we _____.

How do we stop being this and go back to not being like this.
If you've got ANY ideas for green or something you want to discuss you'll probably get told you're a faggot, let it out.

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>>29377285
>no answers in 2 hours
Ofcourse.

One last bump before you find youth in asia, /sun/

>>29378044
/mlp/ as a whole is quieter, /trash/ stole a lot of our traffic. That and we've been doing this for 7 years and a lot of people already jumped off of the bandwagon. I lost my Celly folder several months ago or I'd post some old but fun greentexts.

>>29378085
>/trash/ stole our traffic
Said it then and I'll say it again now, good fucking riddance.

They can stay in the aptly named /shit/ board with it's furry board-tan.

I could try writing something next week, I guess. It's sad to see this little activity. God help whichever poster keeps waiting around and saving this thread, you're doing more than us.

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>>29378399
>"Princess, what is your stance on diplomacy?"

>>29377285
I'll freely admit to only returning to this thread on this website out of affection for my favourite character, even though I haven't watched a full episode since mid-S4. I'd guess others are the same?

My opinion, not that you asked, is that the recent American election poisoned the whole of 4chan; when the mentally-ill only want to stew in their own juices and reeee at anyone different or, dare I say it, creative, of course everyone who doesn't want to deal with that is going to get fed up and go elsewhere. Who can blame them? It's not like they'll be followed, as they're only going to go to the forbidden websites it's illegal to mention here, and of course nobody left will ever leave their comfort zone ('the ride'). Hence why pretty much all that's left here is a sea of cookie-cutter generals that don't cross-over much, on purpose.

In our case? I'd rather things come to an end in a somewhat dignified way: it'd be kind of appropriate to lower the flag at midnight with velvet gloves, not that it really matters. Do we want that?

Ha ha effortposting.

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>>29378720
>'I tip my fedora in your general direction'
K, back to image dumping

>>29378720
You talk like a tryhard pseudo-intellectual fag who is also trying to be an old British guy, and it you lost the meaning of what you were saying in trying to talk like that. It's rambling bullshit.I also have no idea why you think the American election is the reason My Little Pony fans aren't posting on their board.

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>You will never brighten Celestia's day with your presence alone.

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>>29377285
>18 posters
It's not a good indicator. Up until a few months ago we still used to reach bump limit, albeit slowly. The final IP count was around 90. It wasn't very different from the times these threads were faster. If people acutally left, it's probably because of all the shit that's been going on in the last year. But to be sure, we should reach bump limit and compare again the IP counters.

>ANY ideas for green
Whenever I get one, I write it as a few posts oneshot. Both time and ideas are scarce, though. And also skill

>something you want to discuss
There is nothing canon, or even semi-canon to discuss. We can only talk about fandom related things. She hasn't got relevant screentime in years.

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Whatcha gonna do when ya get outta jail?

"I'm gonna have some fun!"

What do YOU consider fun?

"Fun! Natural fun!"

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>>29370899
They really have to be errywere eh?

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>>29380734
I don't get it

A pentagram or a fucking trapezoid could fit in there, too, why you'd immediately jump to the star of david, I have no idea

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>>29380774
/mlpol/, man.

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>>29379370

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>>29380774
Get real nigger, the jew is everywhere.

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>"40 lakes, Anonymous!"
>'What?- Ah for fucks-..NO, it's cakes. You're evil now remember? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STEAL 40 CAKES.'

>>29380962
>YU MOM XDDDDD :D:DDDDDDXDD
kys

>>29380955
t.proud cummunist
suck that rabbi cock well, faggot.

>>29381211
bitch, you are just sperging out, i only wanted to vent a little of my autism in drawing a fucking star of david.

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>>29381181
>kys
Look out, don't want the teach to see you on 4chan in class, my dude

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>>29381233
>>29381211
Im sorry man, im a bit drunk.
Here, have a nice celly.
Forgive me

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>>29381556
There's reason for that shit, remember that, though

Apology accepted, because, who the fuck says we aren't nice and civil here in /sun/

>>29381722
*no reason

damnit

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>>29381722
Holy shit man, i can't argue against three replies of dubs against me, well, i have just not visited /mlp/ in quite a while, like one and a half years, and i am starting to get back into it, so i will have a ride in getting back into the board culture.

>>29380302
>picture
Celestia: Through the Ages would be a hell of a thing

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>>29381997
How does she handle being time immemorial

>>29379370
>This bottle of bleach says you are wrong

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Can someone edit the tv-y to tv-ma, bros

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>>29383689

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>>29383734
jeaaaah boyeee

thanks

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I moved to a rainy coastal shithole from a sunny, inland desert. It's either been dark or cloudy for the last few months, and I hate it. I miss Sunbutt's work, and the clear, blue, warm, sunny skies.

>>29377285
If anyone has any prompts for one-shot green, I'd be game for some writing.

As long as it isn't weird fetish shit. Sorry.

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>>29383889
She wants cake.
And she'll get her cake.

BUT THE MOB WANTS HER. DEAD
THIS SUMMER, ONE PRINCESS, ONE MISSION

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>>29384118
Let no one say we are not a melting pot of friendship in /sun/

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>>29383930
>>29383889
>Be Celestia; hungry, and determined.
>For the first time in years, Ponyville had determined to hold their annual Cake-Eating Contest.
>At least, it used to be annual.
>For some ludicrous reason, the local crowd had gotten tired of watching you win the grand prize by a sizable margin for a dozen years running.
>And so, for years, you'd been left without a reason to gorge yourself on delicious baked goods once a year.
>Well, there was still your birthday... And the Grand Galloping Gala. And Prince Blueblood's birthday, and Luna's, now that she'd returned.
>Still, you were left with one less reason, and that would not stand.
>Just this year, though, the Ponyville town hall had agreed to hold the contest again, secure in their false, foolish confidence that you wouldn't show up this year.
>The poor, misguided fools.
>The day had approached, and while you had feigned disinterest in the event, you'd made your plans to seize the day (and cake) for yourself.
>You'd even convinced Luna to lend a hoof to your schemes.
>Her archaic grasp of the Canterlot Voice would prove to be useful.
>Hopefully.

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>>29384831
>the local crowd had gotten tired of watching you win by a sizable margin for dozens of years
>"Ah gosh dad, do we HAFTA go to the cake eating contest again?"
>'Why Billy Hooves, what's the matter? Don't you wanna have fun?'
>"..S-she scares me when she unhinges her jaws."

Sunfags cucked again in the comic.
This time with discord.

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>>29384896
Kek

>>29384904
I honestly didn't know anyone still cared about those.

>>29384831
>The crowd before you was gathered before a long, wooden table, stacked with plate on plate of cakes.
>Delicious, moist cakes, frosted with chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry icing.
>A sign hung above the table; apparently, this year's event was being sponsored by Sugarcube Corner.
>The small pink horse, the Element of Laughter if you remembered correctly, was looking on excitedly.
>She was heading the panel of judges, and ponies of all ages and sizes were lining up to take their places at the table.
>Soon, she pipes up, squeaking excitedly over the crowd.
>"Welcome, everypony! Welcome to the Crazy-Cool Cake-Eating Contest Extravaganza! Are you all ready to eat you some CAKE!?!?!?"
>The crowd cheers, and from your hiding place in a dark alley by a nearby house, you can't help but give a whoop of excitement as well.
>From the back of the crowd, standing conspicuously tall among the dimunitive ponies, your sister gives you a reassuring smile and wave.
>Mayor Mare steps up to the front of the group, gently pushing the exuberantly hopping and bouncing Pinkie out of her way.
>"Yes, welcome all, to the return of our annual Cake Celebration! And, thanks to the delightful ponies at Sugarcube Corner, what a wonderful return it is!"
>"Now, unless there's any last minute applicants, we should be about ready to get started in just a few minutes."
>That was your cue.
>You nod to Luna, she nods back conspiratorially, and you don your disguise.
>You step out of the shadows, filled with determination.
>Soon, that wouldn't be the only thing you were filled with.

>>29384944
>don your disguise
wuh oh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At6oITvbENo

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>>29384944
>"WHAT'S THIS!? A NEW, MYSTERIOUS CONTENDER EMERGES!"
>Luna's liberal, enthusiastic use of the Royal Canterlot Voice™ immediately silences the crowd, and all eyes turn to your dramatic exit from the alley.
>You're confident that no one could possibly guess who you were; your disguise was too carefully crafted and clever.
>Luna had drawn a portrait of an ordinary pony on a paper bag, employing all of her artistic ability to create an anonymous identity for you.
>The bag, while a little bit stifling, offered just enough room at the bottom to admit the volume of cake you'd shortly require.
>Over your flank, you had taped some paper, cunningly hiding your tell-tale cutie mark with an enigmatic picture of a slice of cake.
>It was like poetry; you felt that it was a fitting mission statement of your destiny this afternoon.
>As you draw close to the crowd's edge, it occurs to you for the first time in many yaers just how much bigger you were than the average pony.
>No matter.
>It was too late to pull out now.
>"COULD IT BE THAT SHE WISHES TO PARTICIPATE IN THIS NOBLE ENTERPRISE, THIS HONOURABLE CONTEST?"
>"HOW VALIANT A MARE SHE MUST BE, TO TAKE UPON HERSELF THE BURDEN OF THIS LABOR, AND VIE FOR THIS PRESTIGIOUS AWARD!"
>The crowd is silent, save for a low cough from somewhere in the back.
>In the distance, you can make out the faint sound of crickets.
>Head held high, you make your way regally to the table, barely able to make out the cake from the bag's narrow eye-holes.
>The crowd parts before you like the parting of a hairy, hooved sea.

>>29385033
>"R-REST ASSURED, SUBJECTS, SHE IS JUST AN AVERAGE, ORDINARY PONY."
>"The wings and horn mean nothing!"

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>>29385033
>Mayor Mare is the first to regain her composure.
>"O...okay! Okay then, everyone, take your seats, and we'll begin!"
>She smiles at Pinkie Pie nervously, who glances back and forth from her to you, visibly confused.
>No doubt they were intimidated by your majesty.
>Maybe they could sense your powers.
>Maybe they could smell your hunger.
>You sit on the bench between two young fillies, roll your neck, and perform some jaw exercises.
>The audible sound of your joints cracking as you stretch sends one of them into silent tears, and you could tell that he'd be no competition.
>You can smell the cake, and unbidden, a small amount of saliva works its way from your mouth, out of the bottom of the bag.
>Usually you'd be more composed around your favourite dessert, but...
>Well, it's been quite a while since you'd last treated yourself.
>"On your marks, everypony! The first one to finish their plate wins round 1!"
>She raises a checkered flag, trying and failing to look confident.
>"GO!"
>The flag drops, and a red mist descends over your vision.

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>>29385092

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>>29385092
>You don't know how much time passes before you regain control of your faculties.
>An eternity of moist, fluffy layers of sugary sweetness and glazed confection wraps itself over your senses, and you descend into a warm bosom of earthly delight.
>Dimly, somewhere in the back of your mind, you make a mental note to thank Pinkie Pie and the Cake family for the fine, fine work they put into their craft.
>Eventually, you run out of cake, and your consciousness emerges into the waking world once more.
>You immediately survey your competition, eager to discover where you placed.
>You see that the only pony who could have counted as any kind of competition has made it through barely half of his plate, and it occurs to you that no more than half a minute could have passed since the flag dropped.
>"BEHOLD, THIS BRAVE AND INSCRUTABLE PONY HATH VANQUISHED THE COMPETITION! ALL, HAIL YOUR CHAMPION!"
>Ever the excitable wingman (no pun intended), Luna is quick to announce your victory.
>If the crowd was hushed before, now they were positively silent as the grave.
>A filly cries, and her mother mourns her lost innocence.
>"Y-yes! Yes, this... mysterious mare has won. It seems."
>Mayor Mare is clearly struggling to keep herself composed.
>Beside her, a single tear rolls down Pinkie Pie's cheek.
>You raise a napkin up under the bag, dabbing at your mouth daintily, waiting for the moment to pass and the next round to commence.
>Then, suddenly, the words you've been dreading are spoken.
>"That ain't no mysterious mare! That there's the Princess!"
>Some old coot in the back calls out, and the crowd is suddenly swept up in a rage, voicing their agreement.
>Luna, sweating bullets, rises to your defense.
>>29385049
>That just makes the crowd angrier, and before you know it, pitchforks and torches start appearing in the hooves of the enraged townsfolk.

>>29385137
>Luna, sweating bullets, rises to your defense
>"DID YOU JUST SAY YOU WANT THE CHANGELINGS TO WIN?"
>"SUBJECTS, CAPTURE THE TREASONOUS INTERLOPER!"

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>>29385137
>"PLEASE, EVERYPONY! SURELY WE CAN ALL AGREE ON THE MARE'S ASSURED ANONYMITY!"
>You know the game's up, of course.
>You sigh sadly to yourself, consigning yourself to be content with the little amount of cake that you managed to devour.
>You look to Luna, who's sweating bullets as she attempts to allay the furious crowd surrounding her.
>Your eyes meet, and you shake your paper-bag-clad head silently, slowly.
>Her mouth sets in a firm line, and she nods.
>As one, you sprint together out of Ponyville as fast as your hooves will carry you.
>Behind you, the angry mob pursues, brandishing their weapons and shouting curses and oaths after you.
>It was worth it, of course, and you were sure that in perhaps in another few score years they'd forget about this incident.
>Hopefully.

FIN

>>29385147
this was nice, thank you

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>>29385147
doin it well, my man

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>>29385157
It was fun to write, glad ya liked it. Here's a paste for the pastry tale, if anyone wants it. http://pastebin.com/bzykYBdU

Anyways, it's late. Have a good night, /sun/

>>29363897
Celestia and Discord had a date in the new comic.

>>29385250
Screenshot or pic?

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>>29385250
Oh, ok

No one here cares

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>>29386766
"If you wanna be a Princess Number One
You have to get up early and raise the Sun"

>>29387491
What're you implying, DT

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>>29381556
it's forbidden to have naked pictures of princess celestia

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>>29387691
>you will never help her to prepare for an important date, joining her later at a fancy soirée

>>29385957
remember that one fanfic of celestia disguising herself as a normal pony to spend a day on the town in ponyville? it's kinda like that but with discord tagging along (and done in the horrifying fosgitt artstyle)

>fosgitt
>burr hurr dislestia durr
>goofy disguise schtick
not my fault: my karma quotient's been pretty stable lately. have one of you guys frowned at a puppy or something

>>29387766
>paying attention to the comics
>at all
>ever

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>>29385775
I can't and i probably do not want to imagine what you mean by this gif.
Do not try to be a cuck and impure celly images with sandnigger fantasies pls.

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>long since having grown bored with eternal life, the princess takes up some eccentric hobbies
>"Ooh, Anonymous, still fresh!"
>'Gross.'

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>>29385775
>deserts only exist in the Middle East

>>29387782
>those implications
>tfw rape fetish

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>>29388700
>>29388783
Please contribute something to the thread besides autism

>>29388700
This.

I'm Canadian you bastards.

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>ywn argue over the last pall mall with her

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Fucka YOU, page 9

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rubber band man tote a hundred grand
cannon in the waistband
bumpin shit up like a one band man

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>>29391010
>foals
They'd be satyrs at best, you nigger.

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>>29391042
Kill yourself

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>>29391042
Stop right there.

Put it in park.
And get out.

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>>29391088
Imagine everything you could do with your hands and tall, robust human physique that could never be provided to her by another pony. You'd be giving up one of your major romantic advantages, my dude.

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>>29391099
The digits confirm.

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>>29391094
Let him, dude wants to be a one & done stallion with no staying power, that's his cuppa thai'.

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>>29379370
Why live?

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>"Easy there, Kobayashi."

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>pg 9

Your minor headcanons: tell me about them.

Mine is that heat, or the cold, doesn't bother her; although others may find sweltering Summers or freezing blizzards unpleasant, what difference does it make to a pony with Sun-magic in their heart?

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>>29393571
My headcanon is that she is the original sage of the six paths and possessed both the sharingan and rinnegan

>>29393571
Her hair isn't actually magical. She just has an incredibly complex maintenance routine, and she blows it around out of habit whenever she's holding audience.

>>29393767
You ever jack off into a willow tree swaying in the breeze? I imagine it'd probably have more or less the same effect.

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>"Alright, Anonymous, Spider 2 y banana zebra stick all go, on 3 on 3, break!"
>'..W-what?'

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posting cute celly

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>"Ball!"

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>>29363897

I want to rape Celestia so many times in a row, so deep and so hard, that she passes out from a combination of pain and pleasure, and later has trouble going to the bathroom without feeling a burning sensation.

I want her to use her magic to repeatedly restore her hymen so I can break it again and again.

Select all images with my hot spicy boner

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>>29397108
Ha ha ha, it gets funnier and ecks dee every time my dude, +1

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>>29397702
It's been like this for months. I scroll past those posts automatically at this point. Someday I'll just get around to make a regex to filter him, but I can't be arsed right now.

>>29393015

I'm reading this; it's a little alternative, but it's good. You might like it, too.

http://pastebin.com/tzdWHHYt

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>>29399874

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have a thing

I want Princess Celestia to fart in my face

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Celly's off to the horse show

>>29403464
Jokes on her, it's actually the glue factory

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>>29363897
nigga it's friday

>>29403518
/sun/ is so slow it lasts weeks.

>>29403464
Her head looks too big for the box.

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>>29403464
>>29404418

>>29404418
It's very cramped.

>>29404418
Princess Celestia has a very nice box.

...she should stop chewing on it, though. That's unhealthy.