You've gotten a backstage pass to a Countess Coloratura

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>>29363655
Write a song about some mobileshitter being a faggot.

>>29363655
>Walk up
>Ask her to a date
>Get rejected
>Kill self

>>29363655
I will bring lots of hay and oats

>>29363655

>rape

>>29363952
You can't rape a celebrity, it's illegal!

>>29363973

By "illegal," do you mean really fun?

>>29363983
She dindu nuffin to deserve it

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>>29364076

This diaphanous gown deserves all the rape I can deliver.

>>29364087
Please no, she's the only innocent one left

>>29364094

Innocent and wearing a transparent dress? I don't think so.

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>>29364101
She will give you hoofsies if you no rape

>>29364106

She will swallow at least twice.

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>>29364114
What if she doesn't want to?

>>29364138

>rape

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>>29364145
How could you rape a pure pone like her?

>>29364153

I'm not sure but I think it would involve my erect penis.

>>29364170
But why?
All she wants is to sing

>>29364193

She is clearly suffering a sperm deficiency, though.

I could help her fix this health problem.

>>29364202
What if she was a lesbian?

>>29364253
>Rara
>Degenerate rug eater
I don't think so

>>29363655
Tell her she's a pretty pony.

>>29364202
Fair enough

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>>29363655

>>29366446
Get a life

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>>29366475

>>29364193
She can train her vocals chords on my mic.

>>29366748

It looks just like a Telefunken U-47!

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I want Coloratura's dancers to perform their autotune spell on my voice.

>>29367178
AHHH AHHH AHHHHH AHHAHHAHA HAH HA

>>29363655

I have previously mentioned

>rape

but I just want to reiterate

>rape