Post a single phrase and I'll write a short pony-related

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Twi asking Rara where did she hid the bodies.

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"BUT I POOP FROM THERE!"

"itty bitty, filly. Itty bitty boat!"
"I don't believe it!"
"HABEEB IT!"
"PINKIE HOUSE!"

absolutely nothing sexual happened

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Where the fuck did all this macaroni and cheese come from?

somepony shit on the coats

what are we going to do with the cello

"L'abuso dell'uso del buso porta il pazzo allo strappazzo del cazzo"

>>29361161
this one was written in my highschool bathroom...

>>29361176
Old mottos are always the wisest, don't you know?

>>29361122
My superpowers include teleporting behind you when you most suspect it, having an unlimited supply of sand in my pockets, and putting on a mask and shouting "BOOGABOOGABOOGA".

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"Can somebody other than fucking Hitler answer my question?"

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"I don't think you can fit your entire hand in there, Anonymous."

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for unicorn children.

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"But we're both mares, Anonymous!"

>>29361122
Flash Sentry gets tickled by Princess Luna.

Why do I keep coughing up blood? The doctor says I'm fine.

Hey! Vsauce Michael here!

This must be the work of an enemy 「STANDU」!

Caligula wept.

The dentists are coming to steal your teeth and give them to the government and sell them on the black market to pay for their yachts and beach houses and devil-worship orgy parties.

>>29361122
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

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bump

but no one came.

>>29361122
Ponies and Minions