Find the worst, most tasteless, un-self-aware, YAY INTERNET FRIENDS ^__^, *raises paw*-est brony merchandise you can, and post it in this thread.
>>29359249
>Yes, I am a brony.
>NO, I don't go around telling everybody I like ponies.
Pick one.
>>29359249
>No, I do not masturbate to pony porn
Yeah, sure.
>>29359249
>Yes, I am a brony shirt
>NO, I don't go around telling everybody I like ponies
>>29359249
I rather walk around wearing >>29358599 and that's just as bad.Also, stop lying to yourself
>>29358599
>>29359249
>revealing your power level in public
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>29358599
If you would ever want an example of the "RAWR XD Brohoof :D" type so you could go to yourself "wow, I may be a faggot but at least I'm not this guy" look no further than this EqD comment profile: https://disqus.com/by/disqus_ia7uht1xSB/?
It would be fine if this was a 12 year old girl but this is a 22 year old grown man. Typing like an 11 year old MSN anime roleplayer from 2008.
>>29359379
>*sighs* I'm bored. * looks around no sure nopony is looking* Inhales* Who's a pretty pony? I'm a pretty pony! Who's' a pretty pony? Lil Booksmart! ^_^ *does an adorkable book colt dance*
There is no way this person is serious or not trolling.Right?
>>29359379
This is related to the topic how? It's OK if you have a crush on this guy, but don't drag us to your degeneracy.
>>29359417
Well people must hate bronies for some reason, right? And that reason sure isn't "they post on an online imageboard, how degenerate!"
No, this guy (and those like him) are that reason.
>>29359378
take this one friend
>>29359378
Reminds me of the time I was walking around with my bud, and MLP came up.
>"Yeah, but you're not one of those people that are super into it. I mean you don't show it in any way."
>I smirk, pulling a Celestia necklace out from under my button-up shirt.
>I grin wider, lifting my button-up to show the Rarity cutie mark hidden on the shirt below.
>I stare at him, wide-eyed and pleading for help as I pull my Chrysalis car keys from my pocket.
"All of that indie music we listened to one the way here was about ponies. Surprise."
>>29359249
>"I do not masturbate to "pony porn"
Sure
...but the brony was coming from inside the thread!!!!!!!!
>>29359558
....and then you look in the mirror and realize that YOU WERE THE FAGGOT THE WHOLE TIME AHHHHHHH!
;D
>>29359417
>*teleports with unicorn magic,tumbles around ,and lands upside down* Oof! >0< Hi, every pony! ;D
God I hope so
>>29359598
Can someone please make a variant of the "teleports behind you" pasta out of this guy?
>>29359249
HAHAHAHA
>>29359615
I don't think you can top the actual quote.
>>29359249
>Yes, I am a brony
>NO, I don't go around telling everybody I like ponies
>>29359249
>no, I do not masturbate to "pony porn"