would you kiss her boo boo

>>29355086
>EQG

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>>29355114
>human
open ur eyes

>>29355086
>"A-Anon? Um...Remember when you uh...k-kissed my scraped knee the other day?"
"Sure. Need any more boo-boos smooched? ...Why are you walking funny like that?"
>"I-I was...I heard...Rarity told me t-that boys didn't like...um...h-hair in *gulp* c-certain places, so I-I tried waxing my..."
>"m-my..."
>"...myself..."
"You don't need to wax, Flutters. In all the years I've known you, I haven't seen a single hair on your legs."
"...They don't look like they've been waxed anyway. They aren't red or anything."
>*barely-audible squeaks of embarrassment*

>>29355176
AUTISTIC

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>>29355176
nigg my man wait a sec let me make a reaction pic for u

>>29355176
I liked it Anon.

>>29355200
nvm i fucked up

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>>29355176
More ffs.

>>29355196
y r u on this board

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>>29355086
>>29355176
Yes. And more.

>>29355395
Cute ponies doing cute things

>>29355448
There's a show for that, it's called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

>>29355176
this definitely deserves to be made into a greentext general with 300+ threads

>>29355564
>Cunnilingus General
>Anon is irresistibly handsome and sexy, and the mane 6 all contrive various reasons for him to perform oral sex on them
>Sometimes background ponies/people too

>>29355086
I'd squirt alcohol on it.

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>>29355583

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>>29355086
yes

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>>29355583
>Cunnilingus General
That's my fetish

>>29355586
Yes, kill germs first to avoid infection.
Then kiss.
Then alcohol again, to kill my kiss germs.

Unless she has a blood-borne illness, then peroxide and skip the kiss.

>>29355653
>Peroxide.
You monster.

>>29355639
we already have a beta cuck general.

>>29355114
What a faggot

>>29355176
Calling all the writefags

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>>29355731
ur my friend, have a pic

>>29355686
>Wanting to eat out a girl makes you a beta cuck
Have fun never pleasuring a woman.

>>29355760
t. low test faggot

>>29355764
t. underage
Everyone knows the best way to pleasure a girl is oral. Get with the times, Anon.

>>29355686
Kek, are you saying that giving a qt lady some lick pleasure is a beta thing? you have never seen a vagina don't you?

>>29355750
nice taste my friend, thank you

>>29355779
>you have never seen a vagina don't you?
Not him, but that grammar hurts

>>29355764
>I don't want to eat a pussy because they're icky.
Remember you have to be 18+ to browse.

>>29355583
I need this in my life

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>>29355766
>tfw ur gurl dont love u enuf wen starin in2 her eys she dont cum from ur dik

>>29355888
>Waste of digits.
Every single fucking time.

>>29355766
>>29355779
>>29355841

>I share a board with weak-willed pussies who let women dominate them.
Degenerate.

Why in Gods' name would you ever show weakness to a woman, you're just begging for trouble.

Would you let your dog walk all over you?
No, because eventually it will fucking bite you.

The only one getting on their knees should be the woman, you idiotic inbred XXY-defective fucks.

>>29355925
what the fuck did i just read

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>>29355925
wit

>>29355940
>>29355949
Ignore it and it'll go away

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>>29355925
This is not real is it.

>>29355925
Are you the same guy that threw a bitch fit in the Shimmer thread and then left and waifued Fluttershy?
You have mother issues.

>>29355925
Dominant anon?

>>29355086

I think she has a bigger boo boo between her legs...looks like she has a large cut there...

>>29355999
the way u describe the vongo makes me hurt

also sick tripz

>>29355925
This is pasta ain't it.

>>29355176
>Fluttershy leads Anon to an unused classroom
>There's a larger desk off to the side that's normally used by teacher's aides
>You can't see underneath it, and Flutters wants some extra peace of mind in case anyone walks in
>Anon gets underneath, She pulls up a chair
>Her panties are down to her knees when suddenly the room fills up with students
>Turns out it was the next room over that was unused
>"So you're going to be my assistant today, Fluttershy? I'd appreciate it if you could please grade these papers for me."
>As she stammers out a response, Anon gets an idea
>An awful, terrible idea

>>29355992
I was just thinking the same thing, but didn't we kick him out, saying that he should waifu Fluttershy, who would suit his ideology?

>>29356028
It's real. He shit up a Sunset thread once because we were talking about femdom and he talked about how the only way you should have sex is by holding the girl on the bed and fucking her pussy with your dick. Any other type of sex to him makes you a cuck apparently. He honestly thinks he can get a girl to cum using just his dick before he cums.

>>29356049
Yup.
He's just an idiot with outdated ideologies and mother issues. When he graduates high school and learns how relationships work, he will change. I'm just afraid he will end up raping any girl he gets into a relationship with. He seems like the kind of guy who would take a girl out on a date and then rape her when she said she isn't ready for sex.

>>29356042
idk how this happens, but keep going

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>>29355960
>Cunnilingus
>A joke

Nothing funny about letting women set the standard for what a "real man" is.

One day, you're lapping the sweat from your wife's folds. The next you're lapping up Tyrone's cum.
Don't let it happen to you.

>>29356071
>One day, you're lapping the sweat from your wife's folds. The next you're lapping up Tyrone's cum.
>Don't let it happen to you.
How are you going from oral sex on your wife to being a cuck? How do you even make that connection? Who fucked you up so bad that you think this way?
What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Make makes you think that actually pleasuring your wife will turn into cuckoldry?
FYI, a girl would rather have a guy eat her out than be fucked by a cock. But you wouldn't know that since all your sexual knowledge comes from porn.

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>>29356071
why not both

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>>29356105

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>>29356071
it's just a meme.


just a meme.

>>29356052
I hate femdom as much as the next guy, but that was next level autism what he did. Amazing.

Goodnight everyone, keep this nice thread alive until tomorrow

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>>29355086
I spend every single day completely alone. I dont talk to anyone at college ir otherwise. But at night I think of fluttershy and I feel better.

>>29355925
Holy shit we found dominant Anon.
How are doing scooter, did you finish your homework?

>>29356042
Continue

>>29356052
>He honestly thinks he can get a girl to cum using just his dick before he cums.

If that dick is two inches thick and eight inches long, yes.

Just keep pounding and don't think about finishing.
Do your squats and thrusts every day and you'll never be tired.
Never slow down.
Never stop.
Not even if she says "stop!"

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>>29356042
Please continue.
I need this.

>>29356189
>He has never actually had sex
>He only gets knowledge from BBC porn
A girl won't orgasm from a big dick. Here's a tip. The clitoris is located at the top of the vagina on the outside. Massage this with either your tounge or hand and that will make her orgasm. Just putting things in her won't bring her to orgasm. Too large of a penis can actually hurt her. They say of it's over seven inches, it will bring more pain than pleasure.
If you want to actually have a healthy sexual relationship, I recommend you spend a little bit of time learning how a vagina works so you can actually bring a girl pleasure. A big dick going in her isn't enough, despite what you've seen in porn. A girl can only cum from stimulation of her clitoris.
And if you can bring a girl to orgasm by eating her out, she is yours forever. Our won't have to worry about 'Tyrone'. She would prefer a skillful tongue over a big dick and black guy don't like to go down on a girl.

>>29355100
Why not?

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>>29356243

>>29356243
>Blacks don't like to go down on women
>Clitoral stimulation can't be done with penetration

I may get all my sex knowledge from porn, but I can see you get all yours from Comedy Central, cuck.

>>29356243
I've heard stories about women having orgasms from abdominal exercises. Saying that women can only have orgasms from clitoral simulation is a bit like saying that men can only have orgasms from penile simulation. It seems intuitive at first, but it ignores the fact that there's other stuff that's connected to the same nerves as the genitals, like the prostate in men.

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It's all your fault people. You were the ones who were posting humanized Equestria posts well before EQG was even thought of. All they did was saw posts on this board and took the concept into reality. We all have to share the blame for it existing. So stop being a faggots, get over it, it's your fault. To be honest I don't give a shit anyway things go. Hurr durr herp derp, suck my cock

>>29356282
>I may get all my sex knowledge from porn
So you admit you're an idiot.
Do some research, faggot.

>>29356319
Its most efficient, I should say.
There are other ways but oral on the clit I the best and most efficient.

>>29356327
>I didn't deny I get my sex knowledge from CC
So it's implied you're talking out your ass.

Talk to me again when you get Amy Schumer's feminine jew-cock out of your mouth.

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>>29356386

>>29356386
I get my knowledge from experience, research, and my female friends.

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>>29356443
>female friends

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>>29356397
>Back to /pol/

But, Anon. I'm already there.

>>29356454
Yes, a guy can be friends with females.
It comes in handy when you have questions about things like how a vagina works

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>>29356460
But you are not autistic /pol/, big difference. you believe in the Horse Reich. You are cool dude

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>>29356466
Horse vagina?

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>>29356466
>He wasn't assembled with innate knowledge of the inner workings of female anatomy.

>>29355925
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

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>>29356397
I didn't think people still used that 5 year old pic
Still reddit/10 in quality

>>29356042
>Rarity is sitting near the back of the class
>Her low angle allows her to see though the tiny crack in between the bottom of the desk and the floor
>She recognizes Anon's shoes

>>29356645
>She starts getting wet at the mere thought of what Anon is doing under there
>She starts moving her hand down under her own desk

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>>29356608
>Being an expert on "Reddit" tier stuff.
I think you might want to proof read the shit you post before hand sir.

>>29356071
>Furthermore, it is my opinion that Carthage must be destroyed.

Senatus Populusque Equestria

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>>29356712
>calling something reddit is being an expert in reddit

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>>29355176
More please

>>29355200
>>29355237
nigga post it anyway

>>29355086
>Flutters scraped her knee.
>She is sniffling, because of course that stuff hurts and sucks.
>Help her hobble home, make her lay down on a couch.
>Sooth her as you apply antiseptics, which also hurt, and she yelps, but doesn't try to move away as you told her.
>After a few bandages are placed on the wounds with ointment under the pads to help healing you let her rest and watch tv. and leave.
>She gets her phone out and texts Dash.
>"I don't think the books Twilight reads are very accurate..."

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Would you forgive her past boo boos?

>>29357330
>Triggered

>>29356397
holy shit you're underage.

>>29357761
You have to go back to your reddit board underage >>>/pol/

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>>29355086
Yes, I'd even carry her around if the boo boo is making too much ouchie.

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>>29355086
>>29355176
bump for more boo boo kissies and autism

>>29357275
this could be the start of a hilarious green

>>29358468
>Flutters trys to seduce Anon blatantly
>Anon is oblivious
>Ends up with her >raping him
someone please write this

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>>29358583
>Flutters trys to seduce Anon blatantly
>Anon is oblivious
This please, it's my favorite scenario, always makes me laugh.

>>29355086

:c

>>29355925
not you again

>>29355086
I would and then kiss her on the check and then hug her.

>>29359766
She's writing you a check for kissing a boo boo?
That medical school pays off I see.

>>29358637
>The misadventures of love, Flutters, and Anon.
She is going to end up in a hospital.

>>29359953
Yes it does.

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>>29358583
>>29358637
so we shall bump this thread until we get glorious green

>>29357275
>Anon is again in the market, getting veggies, and arguing with locals.
>Heading home he sees Flutters again.
>She sees him, and in a grand show of acting only she can pull off, tries to act a stumble but actually does fall.
>Nothing got hurt this time but she finds herself in Anon's embrace once again.
>"Keep this up and I will need to cover you in bubble wrap."
>'All according to plan.' Flutters thinks to herself, until she realizes Anon just plopped her in the middle of town, where he figured she wanted to go.
>She can only squeak in anger as he walks away.

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>>29355925

Might we have some more green?

>>29355925
Dude.
SHOW, don't tell.

>Flutters builds up the courage to ask Anon out
>He agrees, even though her side of the conversation was mostly spaghetti and nervous squeaking
>The date goes well
>Very well, apparently, since Anon puts out on the first date
>After the sex, Anon tells her that she owes him a hundred bucks
>Turns out he's a prostitute
>Now Fluttershy has to come up with the money to pay Anon while dealing with people making fun of her for renting dick

>>29358583
>Ends up with her >raping him
She's gonna yell "YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE ME!" I'd act oblivious on purpose just so she snap and says that.

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>>29361497

>>29361548
Why is she drunk?

>>29361548
UNF.

Buumbaroo

>>29355086
Will making love with her make her feel better?

>>29355176
>>29355583
>>29356042
>>29356645
>>29356672
>>29357275
>>29358583
>>29360069

FUCK I NEED SOMEONE TO WRITE SHIT LIKE THIS, I FUCKING NEED IT, WERE ARE THE WRITEFAGS?????

>>29355583
>>Anon is irresistibly handsome and sexy, and the mane 6 all contrive various reasons for him to perform oral sex on them

RGRE exists. >>29354998

>>29363659
completely anonymous writefag here, which one do you want? I think I could pull it off.

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>>29363689
Yeah, pretty much.

>>29363659
I remember why I need this, there was a comfy green by Piece5 with the same plot, I hope you enjoy this.

>>29363703
forgot the link, he

http://pastebin.com/8F0P0v9A

>>29363694

this >>29355176
thank you, you are a good person

>>29360069
>Plan
It's pronounced Keikaku*
*Translators note: Keikaku means plan

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>>29363714
Aight boi it's two o'clock in the morning so forgive any grammar mistakes

Fluttershy squeaked, her face burning a read that made her light pink hair seem almost white. The man of her dreams, Anon Y. Mous was approaching her. She could still feel his soft lips on the scrape that was bandaged on her left knee. Fluttershy looked towards her boots and all but stumbled towards Anon, the burning in her crotch from her 'waxing' session made her wince with every step.
>H-hello Anon
"Hey Fluttershy. You doing some grocery shopping?"
>Yeah...
"Wanna join me? I still have to get a few things and I could use the company"
Fluttershy blushed again, clasping her hands in front of her face and nodding quietly she followed Anon as he lead the way through Ponyville's crowded market district. The thought of Anon kissing her scraped knee after carrying her home running through her mind, coupled with the pain of her now-waxed groin.
"Are you alright, Flutters? You're walking kind of funny."
>W-well Rarity... She told me about a thing that girls do... W-wax their legs to make them more attractive for boys
"Oh. They don't look waxed, I don't see any red or anything."
A scared squeak left Fluttershy and she tried to hide behind her light pink bangs. Fluttershy ran through the scene of Anon bending down to kiss her scrape again. Her heart was pounding every time she looked at him, the soft but rugged features and the straight posture and the impeccable way he dressed...
Fluttershy squeaked even louder when she felt herself growing moist. Her thoughts strayed to fantasy, of Anon bending down on his knees and lifting up her skirt and...
"Well I'll see you later, Flutters. I got what I need. Are you okay? Your face is all red,"
>O..oh yes I'm fine... You know w-when you k-k-kissed my boo boo the other day?
"Oh yeah? do you need me to do that again?"
>um... y-yeah. O-on m-my waxed spot
"Hm, sure I guess so. Can I do it later though? I need to put away my groceries."
Cont?

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>>29363773
yes pls

>>29363773
>>29363804
Alright I'll wrap it up

Fluttershy kept pace with Anon as he led the way to his small cottage. The ever-recurring thought of Anon servicing her on repeat through Fluttershy's mind. Anon stepped into his home, Fluttershy quietly taking up the rear. Fluttershy followed Anon into his kitchen, her thighs rubbing lightly together.
>A-anon, d-d-do you think you c-could... K-kiss my boo-boo now?
"Uh in a minute Fluttershy. Are you sure you're okay? Your face is really red."
>um.;. Y-yes I'm fine
Fluttershy closed her eyes, clasping her hands in front of her and rocking back and forth on her heels. Thoughts of Anon filling her every sense.
"Alright Fluttershy I'm finished, so where is this boo boo of yours?"
>W-we should... Do it in the b-bedroom.
Anon shrugged, following Fluttershy into the small bedroom, a square room big enough for just a bed and a small dresser. Fluttershy grasped the handle to the door, a nervous tension stopping her from swinging the door open and ravaging Anon until he's comatose
"Maybe you should open the door, Fluttershy."

Fluttershy was too entranced with her thoughts of Anon, her arousal was evident by the trail left on her inner thigh. She was too hot, Fluttershy had no qualms with doing it right on the floor like a pair of animals. Anon as a hot, sweaty animal...
Fluttershy gasped in perceived pleasure.
"Fluttershy? The door?"
Not just animals, large, vicious animals that would roll around and combine in a sweaty heap of passion
"Fluttershy, open the door!"
>Open the door?
>Get on the floor?
>Everybody walk the dinosaur?
"W-what?"

>>29355086
i'd kiss her noo noos if you know what i mean

>>29363773
>>29363836
noice

>>29363836
Pls continue

>>29355086

After Bats? Like hell I would.

>>29365973
Kek bat herpes

Bamf

>>29365510
nah I just wanted to meme you guys, the few minutes it took out of my shitposting to write that was worth it desu,

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>>29368837

>>29365510
>>29364733
>>29369682
ha ha get fucked nerds

>>29355925
THIS MAN IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. HE DID NOTHING WRONG. SIMILAR TO HITLER. ALL BETA KEKS GET FUCKED.

>>29368837
>>29369721
Y u do dis to me?

>>29355086

If she was my daughter, sure.

Otherwise, I always have bandaids and disinfectant around thanks to a habit of being around people who scrape and nick themselves constantly. She's welcome to some.

>>29355925

>not reducing your girl to a quivering mass of flesh with your tongue before fucking her into a lust coma

Do you even foreplay, you neanderthal throwback?

>>29361548

Late at night, she knocks on my door
Drunk again, and looking to score

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>>29371177
>>29371188
>>29371199

I did not plan that series of responses.

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>>29361548
You gotta catch me first!

>>29363703
>>29363710
Subtlety, what's that?
I mean, man, for sure, my favorite genre is "am deeply loved by a wonderful person basically because I am not a shit human being," but this feels like it goes a touch too far.
I mean, I'm gonna finish reading of course. But I wanted my feelings to be known.

>>29371335
>you run into her shed by mistake.

>>29372330
Her cuckshed?

>>29373418
No...her RAPE shed.

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>>29373474
I'm gonna sing a song for youuuu

I'm bumping this thread off of the bottom of the catalog. I don't know why I'm doing it, I just am.

>>29375559
Nice going, faggot

did you forget to sega genesis, young man?

>>29375559
I shall do the same.

let it be BUMPED.
I'm also the one who memed the guy asking for the story, it still makes me kek softly to myself.

>>29355086
yes