>"And that's when I accidentally got an abortion!"

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>>29354311
Jesus, Gilda. You stay here every fucking winter?

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>>29354311
>"And then I had to give Pinkie a third abortion."
>"This is not why I studied medicine, the embryo's look like blood covered shrimp, it's disgusting."
>"Why did you stop eating?"

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>"So, uh, we should probably leave. Like right now. I just clogged the toilet and it overflowed. It's everywhere."

>>29354424
Kek.

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>"I don't have a pussy Anon. Ain't you ever taken a good look? We ain't got nothin at all down south."

>>29354583
Well, she still has a mouth and ears eyes and a nose too

>>29354311
I remember this. You're the Anon that dropped a dirty load in his pants on his date with crooked eyes, aren't you?

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>>29354617

>>29354617
I need context

>Hey, wanna take this date to Appleloosa?

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>so I was like yes and he was like no and I was like what and he was like duh and I was like maybe and he was like day and i was like later and he was like nope and I was like uh and he was like stop and i----ANON!!!??

I couldn't help myself

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>>29354311
>And full disclosure anon: While I'm very happy to be with you; I need to make sure you're aware that my relationship with Discord always comes first. I hope you aren't afraid of "dating" someone who's pregnant...

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>>29354978

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>Oh, Anonymous, the food here is wonderful! I'll have to tell my coltfriend about it later--
>...Anonymous? Are you quite alright? You look ill.

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>>29354978
No please. This needs to end now.

>>29354311
Whoa!!!!!
.....
What!?
That's like a huge boner killer you just did.
You ruined my milf fetish Derpy!