"You know who's a pretty pony?"
>"Oh, we are afraid we do not know, Anonymous."
"You are!"
Due to the grammar I thought it was Luna saying all 3 lines until I clicked the thread.I like this Lunamom
>>29352439
I imagine Luna would be the most tsundere mom.
>"'tis not as if I made this breakfast for thee, f-fool!"
>>29352439
tfw no lunamom
Your tiny butt excites me so.
>>29352439
Luna is a shit mom, she's a 1000 year old socially awkward virgin, she's each of us in about 980 years.
i want to lash princess luna' tiny, pert flank and threaten to pierce her nipples
>>29353272
But so is Celestia.
>>29353284
>implying the tart wouldn't salivate at being led around the Castle by a delicate silver chain, haughtily displaying the bruising around her neck and her scratched rump
shit. i fucked it up. fuck
>Anon sarcastically calls Luna a good pony while petting her
>Something is awoken within her
>An ancient yearning, long lost to the strange aeons
>A familiar longing known only to her ancestor's ancestor's ancestors
>She desperately tries to win Anon's approval, just so that she can be told that she's a good pony again
>She's a spaz, so she keeps fucking it up
>>29353390
sounds very cuteand a little lewd
>>29353390
>Celestia comes to you looking for answers
>"Luna's recent change in behavior seems to involve you, Anonymous. Is there anything that you might have said, or done?"
"I don't know, she's just acting all fruity now. I mean, I scratched behind her ears and called her a good pony, but I was just playing around..."
>Celestia's eyes widen slightly, and wings gently flutter on her back
>"...Why did you say that to her? What did she do to deserve it?"
"What? Look, I was kidding around, I'm sorry if I offended you guys or anything."
>"It's not that, it's just...you've never told me that I was a good pony..."
"Err, well I guess maybe you're a bad pony? Haha..."
>Celestia's face twists into a desperate mixture of fear and sadness
>"W-what? No, I've done my best! I've tried to be good for so long! I-I'm not a bad pony, please! I'm a good pony!"
>She closes the gap between the two of you, making sure to keep her head low so that she looks small
>Tears are beginning to form in the corners of her eyes
"It was a joke! You're a good pony, alright! The best! You're best pony!"
>Her sadness almost immediately evaporates
>She happily presses herself into you, snuggling and nuzzling you as she makes chirpy birdhorse noises
>You try and fail to contain her joy as she pushes you back into her throne and continues her vicious snuggle assault
>>29353390
>>29353515
cute af
>>29353515
>Long ago humans had a symbiotic relationship with ponies.
>Ponies raise the sun, build the cities and keep the world safe.
>Humans give ear scritches and tell them what good ponies they've been.
>All in all, a fair trade.
>>29353515
>Luna was secretly watching them
>"Anon called this fatass the BEST pony?! It can't be!"
>Luna tries to outdo Celestia in everything but fails
>Anon accidentally finds Luna crying
>she tells him everything
>Anon confess to her that he said that to Celestia so she just leave him alone
>He tell Luna that she's real best pony
>Celestia was secretly following him
>>29352419
>Nightmare Night
>Luna engages spook mode
>countless different costumes: ghost, vampire, zombie, etc.
>they terrify ponies, but to Anon they just look cute as fuck
>she keeps coming up with new ways to prank or scare him
>each time he just laughs and remarks on how cute/pretty she looks
>>29353785
>"BEHOLD IT IS I! NIGHTMARE MOON!"
>Snuggle it!!!
>"No! Let go, I am the niiiiiiiight!" She squeals struggling to get loose.
>You boop her nose causing her to go limp.
"No, you are the soft."
>NMM/Run/Scrunch.jpg=True.
>>29353272
>>29353299
>They're now 1000 years old
>Celestia banished Luna to the moon for the past 1000 years
>They were toddlers when they had that castle destroying fight
DYEWTS?
>>29354287