You watch My Little Pony on computer and your parents walk in

Wanna join?

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>>29350528

>>29350528
Open my clop folder and start masturbating so they have a real reason to be shocked.

>>29350528
Spring from my chair and go hug them

;_;

>>29350528
Wonder how they got into my house without the keys.

>>29350528
I watch ponies on a 55" tv, sometimes with 5.1 audio. Zero fucks given. Full blast volume when the intro starts playing.

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>>29350528

>>29350965
Do you even sing along?

"Uhhh so yeah. Remember all those times I called MLP gay? It's not and I'm not I swear"

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>>29350528

"From you, dad! I learned it by watching you!"

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>>29350528
Continue watching after saying, "Hey."

>>29350528
I'd ask them why they're supersized about a thing that was never a secret and my parent's don't give a fuck and I'm an adult who lives alone in a shitty little shack of an apartment.

My mom passed away last year and my dad already knows I fuck real horses so I doubt there would be any reaction whatsoever.

>>29350528
this >>29350705. not everyone lives with their parents anon

I always switch to my desktop whenever anyone comes in, regardless of what I'm doing. So it's never suspicious, it's just normal. And I have good reflexes, and a button on my mouse bound just for that.

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>>29350528
Wonder why they look shocked if they know that I not only watch, but two of my brothers do too. Prob would be watching on Netflix in plain sight as well.

Funny story actually, the other day my dad walked into the room while we were watching pone, sat at watched for a little while, then told what he came in there to say. I've been pretty transparent about watching it, and I'm glad I have so there's nothing to hide.

>>29350987
No, my voice is shit.

>>29350528
>Living with your partnerts
If someone walked in always have a tap open next to it. Or press last on the remote.

>>29350528
keep watching cause they already know I like it and don't care

>>29350530
>tfw did this with my mom and it worked.

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>>29350528
continue clopping until i finish

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>>29350528
I make an ever more shocked face.
"Mom? Oh, shit, Mom, I thought you were dead!"

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>>29351002
>supersized

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>>29350528
>Shocking face
I didn't know my dad was Mike Pence

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>>29350528

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>>29350528

>>29352393
Who dare interuped my clopping ritual

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>>29350528
Why would they be shocked? They saw me ordering my plushie, receiving my plushie, sleeping with my plushie. They didn't give a damn because I'm not a huge failure.

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Nothing. That doesn't happen to me. I don't live with my parents.

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>>29350528
>"Hey, I kept quiet when you two were screaming about dog leashes and whips, thinking I was not home. I expect you to do the same, understand?"

Kill myself

>>29350528
I regularly babysit.

>>29350528

They know, and they don't care. Mother even bought me a mini Twilight to place in the key ring.
She protects my goods

>>29350528
I got my mom to watch Kung Pow and Bojack Horseman, I don't think ponies would make her raise an eyebrow.

>>29352472

>It's cool if I am a sexual deviant that failed basic social skills/internal driven desire to be with a partner that can only feel love to a non-existent cartoon character cause I have a job


Wow, it's like I can relate or something.

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>>29353743
>Bojack Horseman

Mah nigga

>>29351912
Mike "you watch the pone? you must atone" Pence

>>29353752
You can get away with amazing things as long as you aren't a neet.

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I'll do you one better:

>be me
>tell one of your friends you like the show
>so does he
>discretely invites you on FB to a meetup
>you decline, because fuck IRL
>you go on vacation to visit your family
>some faggot in the group posts a pony onto your FB wall while you're driving two days
>show up at home, tell parents about girlfriend
>they have FB up on the TV because they're enamored with the new roku
>they bring up your page
>your three younger brothers freak out
>your sisters laugh at you
>your parents look at you with the "is my son gay?" look
>you have to explain to all seven of them what MLP is and why it isn't shit
>spend the next three hours getting shit from them about liking MLP
>just man up and own it
>finally snap, call them out on the weird things they like, and tell them to fite me if they don't like it
>no more shit from family
>gf likes the show too

just man up and own it. stop being a little bitch about it. you don't have to go full-on ponymode with every aspect of your life, but don't take shit from people for what you like. IRL shitposting is incredibly effective.

>>29353781
you can get away with even more if you're /fit/. people will see your interests as just being "eccentric" or something as long as you don't look like the typical brony.

i lift because I want to be desirable to my pony waifu.

>>29353798
Well that went well, but for the record if a friend posted it to your wall how does it suddenly mean you watch it?

I have a bunch of horsefucker friends on steam from my TF2 trading days and all my /pol/ack acquaintances who would instantly disown me if they found out I was a horsefucker don't bat an eye.

Heck, I've gotten away with having /mlp/ tabs open in my browser because "I was bored and looking for cringe/cancer, /s4s/ was boring and /b/ was just tranny porn so I decided to try something new"

Why does everybody feel the need to immediately own up to everything and proclaim to the world that they're a horsefucked as soon as anybody gets a light hint that it might possibly be the case?

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my dad questioned me about
why I draw ponies.

I told him that it doesn't matter
and that a drawing is a drawing.
I was yelled at.

this was five years ago, and I'm still annoyed.

>>29353856
>it's more socially acceptable to go to a remote imageboard to laugh at people who enjoy something weird than to just enjoy something unironically

Fuck, I hate this society. When did everyone stop liking things and only start liking memes based on things? Why the fuck is every expression or thought encased in the protection of irony? Sometimes I really envy the autistic fuckers who wear cringey cosplay and shit because at the very least they're enjoying themselves and have friends who share their unfiltered genuine enjoyment for that thing.

>>29353903
Because MLP is degenerate and degeneracy is objectively bad.

>inb4 muh poltard
I know you're basically gonna say that so I'm not gonna expound more (if you're actually interested in seeing what I have to say, which would really surprise me, feel free to ask).

And yes I'm a degenerate. Doesn't mean I think it's right, or I would be ok with everyone else being degenerate too.