>"That's it! You have embarrassed the Great and

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>>29344215
I'm sorry Trixie, you leave me no choice.

>>29344227
Oh Fuk don't do it you madman.

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>>29344227
"It's impossible nobody has been able to summon him!"

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>>29344227
Like, zoinks! She's in for it now, Scoob! We better tail it on outta here, ol' buddy ol' pal!

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>>29344227
OH SHIT

>>29344227
ehm you are giving her the chance to take 4 more cards...

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>>29344215
nice 5

>>29344252

>nigga doesn't know how to play Uno

>>29344252
Being forced to draw 4 can be a burden in Yugioh, since if your deck runs out first, you lose.

>>29344227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1XQduS6IfA

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>>29344215
I PLAY POT OF GREED

>>29344227
WHAT THE FUCK

>>29344227
"No! NOOOOOOOOOooooo-!"

>>29344596
KEK

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>>29344596
>tfw you would actually watch this
shit.

>>29344215
ZAWA.

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>>29344596
It reminds me of what could´ve been.

>>29344215
"Your excuses for sex are getting more and more pathetic, Trixie. If you want to get it on, just say it"
>"Nooooo, a blue eyes white dragon, it's impossibleeee! Trixie is at your mercy, b-be gentle!
"Bitch, I haven't even draw a single card yet"
>"Then why don't you activate Trixie's trap card? I assure you it's HOT ad will DRAIN all your life points..."
"...you fucking suck at this"
>"Ooooooh, su-"
"JUST PLACE A CARD DOWN"

>>29345497
Instead we got Mahjong 4.0

>>29345506
I want to activate Trixie's trap card.

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>>29344252

>playing uno
>wants more cards

>>29344215

>You both look at the dice.
>"Looks like you rolled a 9," you say to Trixie in a leaden voice. You've both been playing this game for a while. "It looks like it's time to Eat the Stick®."
>She looks dully at the gnarled piece of oak on the table between you. She looks distinctly green, and not in the pastel way Lyra looks, either.
>Your dice are loaded. You're not about to tell her that, though, since this is the sixteenth stick she's about to eat.
>You were the champion of this game at home.
>"So...you humans played this game all the time back in your world, you say," she says.
>"We settled all of our disputes by playing Eat the Stick®," you say. "Unless you're ready to concede?"
>"No..Trixie will master this game," she says, determinedly. "No matter (shudder) how long it takes." She gulps. She looks distinctly nauseated.
>With a marked lack of enthusiasm, she slowly masticates the oaken stick down to splinters and finally swallows them, chasing the mouthful down with vodka. Lots of vodka
>With appropriate gravity you put another stick in the middle of the table.
>"Round 17 of Eat the Stick will now commence," you say. "Let's roll."

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>>29344215
You forced my hand Trixie I activate my >Rape card.

>>29345989
>But anon! All your cards are rape cards!

>wizard poker
>ever

>>29346054
I know.

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>>29344227

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>>29344227

>>29345810
>playing yugioh
>more cards actually can benefit you

Kill yourself my man.

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>>29344215

As the challenged, I choose which children's card game.

Did I mention I happened to be a professional at this one?

>>29344252
Maybe anon is playing a mill deck
Are those a thing in yugioh i am more of a magic player

>>29347979
Kek she goes in expecting to wipe the floor with you in yugioh and comes out with her but kicked in pokemon.

>>29345989
Sauce. Google failed me

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>>29344227

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>>29344227
>>29344215

We need more trap cards

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>>29349176
did somebody say trap card?

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>>29344227
YOU MADMAN

>>29344227
Fuuuuuuuck dude

>>29345086
IT ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS

>>29349087
Please, god, this. I need it.

>>29344227
zoomed words

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>>29344215
Then I have no choice.

I challenge you to a game of
Paradox-Billiards-VostroyanRoullette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Strip Poker.

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>>29347979

>>29345506
>trapping a blue eyed white dragon
Lewd!

>>29344215
Card games are overrated. How about a nice game of global thermonuclear warfare?

>>29350997
no

>>29347979
>gen 1 holographic charizard
hnnn

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>>29344227

>>29345903
Here is a (you) just for you.

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>>29344227
b-but a +4 in ygo is an auto lose

>>29345086
WHAT DOES POT OF GREED DO?

>>29345491
best anime ever

>>29344267
>doesn't know how to play decent Uno

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>>29344227
you know not what you do, you know not what powers you toy with

>>29350833

Checked, and pic related.

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>>29353373

>>29344596
Lost my shit at 'Yuno'