>Be you >Be talking at Vinyl >Vinyl takes off her glasses

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>Be you
>Be talking at Vinyl
>Vinyl takes off her glasses and stares at you
>"Vinyl! What have I told you about taking your glasses off in public?"
>Vinyl doesn't answer
>You just keep waiting for her to talk
>It just won’t happen
>The awkward silence drags on
>And on
>And on
>Empires crumble
>The sun expires
>Stars begin to explode
>Your body ascends to the seventh tier
>You have ascended
>She still won’t speak
>The heat death of the universe begins
>The fabric of reality begins to unravel
>You feel your atoms begin to crunch and erase
>You put on your robe and wizard hat
>Vinyl still won’t speak
>But she nods and puts her glasses back on
>Your acid trip ends
You are in your room on the floor half naked and soaked in piss
>The marshmallow you've been smashing sunglasses into for the last hour was just a marshmallow
>You will never meet your waifu
>You will never go to Equestria
>Start to cry like a fag
>Shoot up a whole bundle of dope
>Put on Nirvana’s I Hate Myself And Want To Die
>Get the shotgun
>Utter a prayer to Celestia
>Bite the barrel
>Wash out your mouth with the shotgun
>Get mental lead poisoning
>Introduce Harmony to your brains
>Clean your teeth with buckshot
>What's left of your face sheds a tear for your wasted life
>The last thing you see is Vinyl on your computer screen
>She flips you off
>Eyes are the wrong color again
>Can’t tell her to put the glasses back on because you’re dead
>No one misses you