Shimmy Rim walks up to you and grabs herself by the pussy.

>>29332306
>raise an eyebrow
>get her a bottle of intimate wash

Drop to my knees and sniff her hand like a dog, desperately trying to smell any hint of her vagina

>>29332306
You uh, got an itch there?

Catch something?

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>>29332306
Pull her in and kiss her in a tender embrace.
Kneel down and propose.
Get married.
Grow old together and die happy.

>>29332306
Hide another of your falseflagging shitpost threads, glimniglet.

>>29332379
Fuck off

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>grabs herself by the pussy.

What did she mean by this?

>>29333148
She walks up to you and starts touching herself

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>>29333148
>>29333217

no, this but with pussy

>>29332306
A-ask if I can sniff her fingers

>>29332306
I get down. Obviously.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym0hZG-zNOk

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>>29332306

>>29332306
Help her to make Canterlot high great again

"What the fuck, what are you doing? This is a public school you can't do that here. Put your clothes back on. I am not going to prison for whatever your parents did to make you this way."

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>>29332306

>>29332306
>rape

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>>29334746
send em back to horseland

>>29332306

1) remove her hand from her pussy
2) place said hand in my mouth
3) unzip my dick
4) rend the flimsy fabric guarding the delicate flower of her womanhood in twain
5) make sweet, tender love to her vagina with my penis until we both reach climax
6) take her out for a tasty seafood dinner at a local eatery
7) brag to all my friends that I hit that shit

>>29334938
This

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>>29334879
Best girl got her green card

>>29332306
Offer her a job working under Secretary Carson so that when she inevitably gets BLACKED all the shimmerfags will kill themselves.

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>>29335308
Wait a minute...

John Miller is that you?

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>>29332306
Make her president.

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>>29335256
>got her green card
>That is is Aria's euphemism for anon's green dick

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>>29335349
Kek

>>29335349
Source?

>>29335963
>>29335349
I too would like to know.

>>29332306
I grab myself by the dick and moonwalk away

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>>29332306
Win the presidency

>>29334938

>>29332306

>>29336182
Kek

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>>29332306

Show her how it's done with style.

>>29335360
dumb glimmyposter

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>>29341511
at least my waifu is canon.

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>>29332348
muh negro