Sunset Shimmer is using your shower because the YMCA is already

>>29315274
Whip out my dick and start masturbating to her moans. When I'm done, I'll start making my own loud horse noises back at her so she knows I can hear her.

>>29315274
Forget the eggs.
She's in heat and needs to be fucked

>>29315384
Are you man enough to try and break a mare like her?
Sunset in heat would be one wild ride.

>>29315396
Hell, I'll hogtie her and stud her out once I'm finished. A horse is a horse.

>>29315406
>stud her out once I'm finished.
What does that mean?
And she probably won't take to kindly to being hogtied. She will probably best your ass if you tried that.

>>29315396
She may have pone instincts, but she's in a human body
I can do it

>>29315434
It means offering her as a broodmare to people who want to breed their stallions.

>She will probably best your ass if you tried that.
This may be difficult for you to accept, anon, but 4chaps is not entirely populated by fat kids.

>>29315469
>It means offering her as a broodmare to people who want to breed their stallions.
So you're gonna sell her as a sex slave?
Asshole.
I hope one day your jerking off to really good porn and cum ight as the camera switches to the guys face.

Also, they say beastiality is illegal because they can't consent and it would be considered rape and animal abuse but it's perfectly fine for us to force a mare to be raped by a stallion just to breed them?
That's sick. How is forced rape not animal abuse?

>This may be difficult for you to accept, anon, but 4chaps is not entirely populated by fat kids.
Naw, it's just a personal thing for me. I wouldn't hit a girl for chivalrous reasons unless she really pissed me off.

>>29315497
You're too noble for 4chan, anon. Why the hell did you come here in the first place? Was it the memes?

I bet it was the memes.

>>29315530
>Why the hell did you come here in the first place
I joined the fandom after watching the show on Netflix but I didn't like the fandom. It was too cringy for me. Then one day I read an article about the start of the Brony fandom and it said it started on 4chan so I came here to check it out, fell in love with my waifu, Sunset, and haven't been able to leave since.

>>29315543
God damnit. Another normalfag.

Why doesn't anyone lurk before posting anymore?

>>29315550
>normalfag
I don't think you can be a normalfag and still want to fuck a horse. If I had the chance, I'd fuck a mare.
When it comes to topics like rape though, especially about my waifu, I shy away.

>>29315497
>I hope one day your jerking off to really good porn and cum ight as the camera switches to the guys face.
I do watch really good porn, but it's the kind where you don't see the faces, for security reasons.

>>29315274
I'd fuck her.
but only if she's still got a horsepuss

>>29315497
>forcing a mare to be bred
>forcing
That's not how it works anon. You can't breed her if she's not in heat, and if she was in heat she'd get bred by half the herd (if she was still in the wild) anyway.
Rape is a meme, it doesn't exist. Only reason bestiality is 'illegal' or ethically immoral is the exact same reason why muslim can't eat pork.

>>29315873
>Only reason bestiality is 'illegal' or ethically immoral is the exact same reason why muslim can't eat pork.
Well that's dumb. I believe that if you own the animal, you should be able to fuck it.

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>>29315858
when she pony ups, she does

>>29315274

>Sunset is making moaning horse noises
Describe how a horse moaning sounds

>>29315543
>netflix
I feel old.

>>29315274
Speaking realistically, I'd probably pretend I didn't hear it so she wouldn't be embarrassed.

Unless we're very close already, but it sounds like I was her last choice for borrowing a shower. Doesn't sounds like we're at a stage to become intimate yet and I wouldn't want to rush her.

>>29315873
>rape is a meme
1. The word is "spook"
2. It's only a meme until you get killed by the thing you're trying to rape

>>29317703
She's not going to try to kill you if she's in heat, dumbass.
And again, it's not and wouldn't be rape :^)

>>29318244
>durrr
confirmed for retard
mares kick stallions all the fucking time in heat. its not becuase its rape, its because theyre not ready yet. theyre not going to moderate their blow for us humans though, theyre going to fucking kill you. Regardless of whatever assinine reasons beastility is illegal or not, fucking your horse is putting its life in danger for your own pleasure. what do you think is going to happen to that horse after it kills you for something stupid you did huh?

>>29318267
??
>theyre not ready yet
You just argued against your fucking point you mongoloid.
>putting her life in danger by fucking her
lol
Where are you from friend? Are you new around here?

>>29315274
I heard some girls stick them in orifices for maximized pleasure.

>You get down on your knees to try and get a glimpse of the hot, steamy paradise behind your bathroom door through the keyhole, but apart from a few distorted colors, you can't make anything out.
>Fuck.
>Well, if you can't see, at least you can press your ear against the keyhole and get as much out of the sound of soft moaning as possible.
>Leaning against the door, you fumble around in your sweatpants, the erection contained within excitedly announcing its presence.
>Closing your eyes, your mind begins filling in the blanks, creating a matching picture to fit the moans and mewls barely covered by the background noise of the running water.
>You imagine Sunset, the long, wet tangles of her bright hair clinging to her soaked skin, outlining the curves of her body.
>Soapy bubbles glide over her firm breasts, reflecting the low light in a myriad of colors.
>Her nipples are painfully stiff, prompting the girl to twist and pinch them with her hands while she enjoys the stream of hot water from above.
>Increasing your pace to match her quickening moans, you think about Sunset's wide hips, her round, soft backside and the small strip of fiery pubic hair just barely visible between her thighs.
>Her entire form is slick with the hot, steamy water and she can hardly contain her excitement enough to not shout her pleasure out into the world.
>Your rhythm increases again, as the sounds coming from Sunset indicate an approaching climax.
>She's close, her breath coming ragged and her voice shivering with each sharp exhale of lust.
>You keep slapping, pressing the side of your face into the door with all your might as to not miss the heavenly aural sensation of Sunset's orgasm.
>And it comes.
>A series of loud gasps is followed by a slight, agonizing pause, before both you and Sunset release your pent up energies.
>"AWOOOOOO"

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>>29318619
I came.

>>29318280
>ruined my point
no i didn't you fucking retard, horses are finecky and the only way a mare can communicate that she needs a minute is by bucking the shit out of the stallion trying to hump her

>>29315274
awooo

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>>29315274
>horse noises
those are wolf noises anon

>>29319207
>Quack
"Oh shit, was that a bear?!"
>There is a bear in the shower with Sunset
>You release the hounds
>[Elephant noises]

>>29315274
Mount her.

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>>29315274
>moaning horse noises
Im truly surprised the thread isnt full of replies wonder what the fuck moaning horse noises are.
I guess /mlp/ horniness surpass its memetry.

>>29315274

SUNSET SHIMMER STUFFS HER BRA
she is barely an "A" cup!!!!

I want Sunset to "Awooo-" on my cock.

>>29320268
She's called Sunset because she's as flat as the horizon.

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>>29320330
>>29320268
There is a screen cap from FG that shows Sunset with clevage. She is he only EG girl to have visible cleavage like that.

>>29320347
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>>29320359
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>>29315671
Here is seat, take it.

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>>29320416
Can't catch me, Chips. I'm the Gingerbread Man.

>>29315568
>Not having rape fantasies
By this board's standards, you may as well be a normie.

Make turtle noises walk like a turtle but faster open the bathroom door and bite her leg

>>29320806
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