>"A lot of loyalty for a hired man..." >"I'll

>>29312751
The shift-click button.

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>>29312751
>"Doctor Starswirl I'm C.I.A"

>>29312784
I love doing that power stance. Makes me feel like I'm in charge.

Congratulatins, you got yourself bumped!
What's the next step in your master plan?

>>29312751
"You"

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>>29313218
To breed the ponies.....until satisfaction

>>29312751
I only kidnapped her so I could ask if she would be my mummy

>>29312751
>"A lot of loyalty for a hired man..."
My loyalty is to the bits, make me a better offer and you might just jog my memory

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>>29312751
We both know who ordered that hit.

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>>29312751
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would boop a man, before throwing him onto a padded mat?

I'm writing something. You fags better keep this thread bumped.

>>29314589
Will do

>>29312751
All I did was hit on Luna. Flirting! Luna misunderstood when I said "I was hitting on you"
>So you admit to trying to take Luna's life?

>>29312751
>"A lot of loyalty for a hired man..."
Perhaps he is wondering why someone would shoot a man before banishing him to the moon.

>>29313374
Sauce of that Chinese knock-off Rarity?

>>29312751
"I don't think you understand Princess"
>Removes glasses
"I did"
>rape

>>29314589
bump

>>29312751
No no, I wasn't hired to take a hit out on luna
I was hired to hit ON her

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>>29312751
"You did, Celestia."
>She gasps.
>"I did no such-"
"Not you right now. You, from the future."

"What happened to keeping the thread bumped?" bump

I'll post some of it later tonight.

>>29315507

https://derpibooru.org/1211656?scope=scpe6dab14c2f2400cd084d8999a68d26aaaed491429