>Be you. >You have a vibrator egg inside your waifu's

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>>29304394
However she enjoyed it the most.

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>>29304408
thats a lewd dashie

>>29304394
By using it responsibly so that she actually likes it and doesn't end up into embrassing situations.

>>29304408
Did I also mention that each vibrator egg can be individually controlled by this remote, and has different vibration patterns along with speeds?

What do you configure it to for Dash?

>>29304431
>Play "ride of the valkyries" in her vagina while she's driving us home
>Die in an erotic flaming accident.

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>>29304437
>ride of the valkyries
My nigga.

>>29304394
>Rarara has customers at boutique.
>Turn on egg in her ass, set it to low vibration, constant vibration.
>"Oooh."
>Turn egg on in her pussy, set it to medium vibration, random vibration.
>"Aaahn!"
>She keels over, feeling the sensations in her erogenous zones.
>Crank on nipple eggs that I added to high. Rarara lets out a huge moan in front of her customers.
>"Oh, daaahling!"
>As pussy juice starts dripping down her leg, I crank up every egg as high as it can go. Her pussy, ass, and nipples.
>"Ooooh!!"
>She's reduced to a heaving, squirming mess on the floor.
>Turn it off, and observe the look on her face as she's writhing, her panties soaked with femcum.

Muh dick.

>>29304437
>Play "angel of death" in her vagina while she's driving us home
>Die in an erotic, flaming accident.

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>>29304453

>>29304427
But this is 4chan. We'd use this any way but responsibly.

>>29304485
Hey, I was just being realistic.
But, now that you point it out...
>frantically start mashing the buttons till she faints from orgasming too much, possibly somewhere public.
>wear a Pepe mask
>Start fucking her other holes while everyone stares, in shock, whistling "Tapeworms on my penis"

>>29304485
>But this is 4chan
And that also means that some people here really do have a waifu. Those people who worship a pony don't have the same fantasies that those people who think that "waifu" means "literally any pony with enough holes to put parts of my body inside".

>>29304548
>with enough holes to put parts of my body inside"
So, like an Ikea stool?

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>>29304568

>>29304453
>>29304461
M-more?
Maybe turn it on when she is having lunch with her friends.

>>29304605
>the same fucking idea 24/7
>"Oh boy, making my waifu have an orgasm while in public is soooo exciting"
Booooo! Get creative!

>>29304619
OK what about waiting until she falls asleep then turn it on.

>>29304622
Now, this is a bit more like it.
Maybe focusing on the dream she's having while you cautiously increase the intensity of the vibration (instead of describing the situation from the outside), till the point she's moaning and panting in her sleep.

>>29304622
>Don't let her sleep at all
>Constantly keep her aroused and horny

>>29304635
No, no, that's passive aggressive-again. Bad anon. No domination shit, that's too trite.

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>>29304640
It's hot though.

>>29304619
Well she can only be somewhere public or somewhere private so there's only 2 fucking options.

>>29304644
Come on, sex is not just "ME MAN, ME WRECK U!".

There are a fuckton of other, more interesting, developments which involve thoughtful play while progressively breaking barriers, let's not focus solely on the old tropes (which frankly have become kinda boring)

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have one in her vagina
I would turn it on whenever she gets near another girls crotch, and the closer her vagina is them the higher the vibration.
have one in her anus, or near it that I turn on when she gets near a boy, and also increases the closer her butt is to his crotch. would be fun to take her out clubbing.

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>One up the butt.
>She doesn't know I have the remote
>Take her to the mall because I'm old and I assume that's what all teenage girls like to do
>Buy her greasy lunch of food-court stuff
Wait for it...
>Just when the urge to shit starts to hit her, turn it on
>Observe results
>Laugh

>>29304394
Use it to collect her sexual fluids to attract deer.

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>>29305203
>Not collecting her sexual fluids to use as lube when you have sex with [Insert Not-Twilight waifu here]

>>29305203
/k/ get out of here.

>>29304460
>Play "Through the Fire and Flames" in her vagina while she's driving us home
>Die in an erotic, flaming accident.

>>29305225
Get better taste in power metal

>>29304394
>Twilight quietly reading.
>Turn the clit egg on so low it barely moves.
>Watch her butt tense and relax, like she has an itch at most.
>Leave it like this for an hour, watching her get hornier and hornier.
>By the time you return her ass is in the air, begging for someone to rut her.

>>29304655
Tie her hands, lock the door, keep her awake for two days at a low setting.

By the time I open that door I will have unleashed a ferocious beast.

>>29305313
This is a good idea. When you open that door, she would fuck you six ways to Sunday.

>>29305313
>>29305316
I think if she didn't kill you she'd pass the fuck out and sleep. Nobody is getting sex from....ok maybe if you did it to Fluttershy.

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>>29304394
This is my main fetish.
I'd use it every time she tries to speak to see if I can get her to let out a small scream and I'd use it whenever she stood up.
I'd use it on a day that she has to give a presentation to class and use it while she's giving her speech and at one point, I'd just tape down the button and tell her that of she wants it to stop, she has to take off her skirt and panties, then I'd fuck her right in front of everyone with passion and love so intense that it burns anyone that gets too close to us.

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>>29305313
I like this.
I want this.
After the two or more days of no sleep and constant sexual tension building up, I'd enter the room with Sunset and she would fuck me like the animal she is and ride my dick with the inner primal urge that drives her.

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>>29304453
MOAT

DIE shitquestriafags

You are NOT welcome in this board

>>29305428
*MOAR

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>>29305313
Oh... my....
unf

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>>29304394
>It's your day off.
>You're sleeping in the bed and manage to wake up first.
>You grab the toy from the drawer, lube it up and softly stick it inside her.
>You stroke her face and tenderly give her kisses.
>Her eyes open and she smiles.
>A rub my hand down her thigh, and you turn the switch to low setting.
>She moans softly and says, "You dirty boy, taking advantage of a lady like this."
>You kiss her again and rub your hand through her hair.
>She wraps her arms around you and pulls you closer to her.
>You move your hands onto her breasts and give her a light squeeze, while turning up the sensation.
>She squeals and touches her delicate fingers onto your lower chest, down to your crotch.
>She rubs your underwear's fabric, and circles her finger around it.
>She shifts suddenly, and gets on top of you.
>"More, darling."
>She pins you and kisses you very aggressively.
>You move up the switch to it's highest number, and she begins to grip to your body.
>Her nails are a little painful, but it's worth seeing her so naughty.
>Suddenly mid kiss, she yells out, and calls your name.
>The sheets become instantly wet, and she bites her lip, moaning intensely.
>She gasps for air, her chest pounding, as she falls face first onto your chest.
>She looks deep into your eyes and kisses you again.
>"I love you."
>And somehow she falls back asleep among the stained sheets.
>And she cuddles up, her face close to yours and your arms wrapped around her as you listen to the birds chirping, signaling morning.
>"I love you, darling."

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>>29305225
>>29304460 (You)
>Play "Fight Fire with Fire" in her vagina while she's driving us home
>Die in an erotic, flaming accident.

>>29305428
>Twi is delivering her valedictorian speech at Crystal High.
>You are in the seats, with the remote in hand. You turn the ass egg on low.
>Twi feels something strange inside of her.
>"As someone once said..."
>You crank up the ass egg to medium and the clit egg to medium. The nipple eggs are turned on low.
>"And... unf... ahh..."
>Twilight's face distorts in response to this stimulation.
>You wait for several minutes as Twi tries to continue her speech, but can't hold back the orgasmic noises.
>"Oooh... oh, Celestia!"
>The audience becomes noticeably disturbed.
>You crank the nipples up on high, and watch Twi clutch her little breasts.
>"Mmmn... this feels... amazing..."
>You amp everything up on high and watch her collapse on stage, spasming in her own cum.
>Male graduates pull their cocks out from under their gowns and start jerking off.
>Took a long time to clean up all that jizz.
>Best graduation ever.

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Very relevant story: http://pastebin.com/wrcr7hZc

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>>29306377
Kek

I've jerked it to that sales situation but with Sunset at CHS

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bump

>>29304394
You have to stick all the eggs into your anus.

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>>29304394
Tie her hands behind her back, put her on the bed face up, tape the button down on the highest setting and sit by and watch her orgasm all over herself.