>You've been in Equestria for one year >During th

>>29300155
> Frankensteinian Monster Physiology
Well fuck you, RD

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Blast

Groovy

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Attacks

>master my new ability
>use to completely dehydrate the bodies of my enemies.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Schrodinger_Teleportation

I can teleport as long as no one looks at me.

>>29300155

>Card Combat

Power/Ability to:
Fuse physical combat with cards

The ability to use cards in combination of physical combat. Technique of Card Manipulation. Variation of Combat Merging.

Neat.
Hope it can help me with doing cad tricks.

>>29300155
>Ultraviolet Vision

The rainbow shit has gone too far.
I cant see a more fitting superpower to OP prompt.

>>29300220
So one of Pinkie powers?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aura_Absorption

>Become Tirek, pt. 2

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Vampirism
>User can feed of and sustain either themselves or their powers by feeding off the memories of others

I will erase everyones memories of me and just go away.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Expanding_Energy_Bolts

Fire my lazer.

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bubble_Attacks
Holy fuck how shitty is this.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cross_Combat

LITERALLY DEUS VULT

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magical_Energy_Generation
The ability to generate magical energy. Sub-power of Magic and Magical Energy Manipulation. Variation of Energy Generation.

Contents[show]
Capabilities
The user can generate magical energy.

Applications
Magic Aura
Magical Energy Blast
Associations
Energy Generation
Magic
Magic Aura
Magical Energy Manipulation
Spell Amplification: By applying more magic energy to a spell.
Limitations
User can generate the energy, but not truly control it, which is very obvious problem.

all the power

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Beam_Emission

CUMEHAMEHA!

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Ghost_Physiology

holy shit. not only did my orgasm kill me, it made me a god.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Artisan

I can literally paint the universe in my image.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mecha_Creation

really cool!

>>29300521

I mean like...I'd be absolutely ok with a MLP/The Legendary Moonlight Sculptor crossover.

>>29300155
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicompetence
Well, thanks, RD.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/TCG_Manipulation

Time to become Equestria's most neckbearded nerd.

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alicorn_Physiology
Well that's one way to be come a princess

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Autumn_Magic
"S-stay back! Stay back or I.. or I turn the leaves yellow!"

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>>29300707
N-No! My only weakness!

>The power to conduct one form of energy across others. Technique of Energy Manipulation.

I'll conduct myself through light waves/photons as a mass of electricity be able to go anywhere I choose

>>29300220
Slenderman?

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Surveillance

>Danger Intuition

"The power to detect impending threats.
The user can sense nearing danger, acute danger, potential immediate danger, and impending danger and sense unwanted or hectic threats to their well-being and evade it. The intuition usually regards themselves, but may include their surroundings."
Its coming to me...!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9E-VHsFybY

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stitching

User can cause anything on their target to be "stitched" up/together, with applications attaching things to one another, reattaching limbs, binding things to any surface, closing wounds, etc.

I can reattach limbs. K I guess.

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Envy_Empowerment

Being jealous of others makes me stronger. This could work out well.

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Athleticism
t. /fit/

>>29300155
>Megaton Kick

Cool, I can kill mountains with my legs

>oneiric empowerment
>Users become stronger, faster, more durable, etc. from dreams, possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing the existing powers. Some users may be able draw sustenance from the dreams or even slow or stop aging.

Fuck gyeah

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Order_Manipulation

Pretty good.

>>29300221
You are now Gambit. Or some faggot from Yu-gi-oh

>>29300155
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wing_Manifestation
eat my dust, Rainbow Crash

hope I don't pop a stiffy in mid flight

>>29300155
> Anatomical Liberation

Now I can bother people from twice as far away!

And also molest ponies with disembodied arm
No one would ever piece it together...

The best part is I actually have an arm fall off boy comic somewhere.

>>29301093
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Crime_Drama_Embodiment
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7M12xKmu30

The real benefit here is the unimaginable plot armor I can summon despite just being a normie.

>>29300155
Crystal Shield Construction.

I'm not a robot

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Teleportation_Diversion
>The user can redirect the destination of a user of Teleportation, sending them anywhere user wants them to go, such as another planet instead of another country.
Ready for a trip to the moon, Twilight?

>>29300155
To fuck as many people with diseases and not get it

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>>29300922
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unnoticeability

so, nothing changes.

>>29301302
sorry, didn't mean to respond

>>29301137
I can easily imagine messing with Twilight with that power, especially because she seems to teleport a lot.

>"Anonymous! We need to talk. NOW."
"Okay, sheesh. What's gotten into you?"
"How was that trip to Saddle Arabia by the way?"
>"Stunning view, which is very unusual for this time of year... on THE BUCKING MOON!"
"The what?"
>"The moon. Which is where I have spent the last week. Do you have any insights on how that might have happened?"
"I'm not the element of magic, how am I supposed to know?"
>"Oh really? Not the element of magic my rump! Rainbow Dash told me about that little 'incident' you had when she performed her sonic rainboom near your house."
"Sorry, I could swear I closed those blinds."
>"NOT THAT ONE, sweet Celestia! The other one, after... the first one..."
"I don't follow."
>"She told me about your little 'pranks' on me Anon."
"Someone's gonna get a black eye for that."
>"Someone's gonna be my test subject for the next week."
>"I'm free for the whole week? Woo!"

"Hi Sparkle, what's with the disheveled look and... snow?"
>"I will deal with you after the shower. Run if you want, I've got tracking spell on you anyway."
>"Oh and Cadance says hello."

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Antlion_Physiology?

I have become THE ANTLION! Fear my larvae!
>Ultimately, all that's changed is citizens of ponyville ending up mildly annoyed by an increase of antlions flying around their faces and asses

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>>29300155
>Cosmological Force Manipulation
Gravity
Magnetism
I am a god

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Physics

So I'm pinkie?

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>>29300155
>Psionic Technology
Mecha-Autism reporting for duty, m'lady.

>>29300155
>omnicide
But I don't want to kill all life in Equestria..

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>>29300707
For like 3 seconds, I thought that said Autism Magic.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Book_Jumping
Fuck... Oh well, at least Twilight will crave for my dick.

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Transmutation
wow
it's garbage

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Jackhammer_Arms
This is either going to be great, or suck ass
Either way, masturbating is going to get interesting

>>29300155
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quantum_Magic

Oh, neat. So I'm the Sorcerer Supreme of Equestria? I can live with that.

Better start impregnating Princesses to continue my bloodline.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monetary_Manipulation

הָבָה נָגִילָה
הָבָה נָגִילָה
הָבָה נָגִילָה וְנִשְׂמְחָה

הבה נרננה
הבה נרננה
הבה נרננה וְנִשְׂמְחָה

!עוּרוּ, עוּרוּ אַחִים
עוּרוּ אַחִים בְּלֵב שָׂמֵחַ
!עוּרוּ אַחִים, עוּרוּ אַחִים
בְּלֵב שָׂמֵחַ

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Holiday_Manipulation
This isn't actually too bad. I would be like Discord, but only during the holidays.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Music_Blast

Me and Pinkie have a blast.

And destroy everything in the process.

The cool bit is that I fit in thematically.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animation

So I have the power to animate inanimate objects. Pretty cool.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Restoration

welp looks like i can fix the castle of the 2 sisters and restore twilights tree house at least.

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>>29300155
>Twilight Manipulation
Neat, my superpower is a pony

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monetary_Manipulation
>User can create, shape and manipulate money, currency and wealth, including coinage, notes, gems/jewels and anything that is used as currency.
I'm rich!

>>29301523
Oy gevalt!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Freedom

Oh. I'm not even American.

So I'm literally Discord or something, except not even stone or the elements of harmony can stop me? Neat.

>Traveling Empowerment
So, basically, I get more swole the more I move.

>>29301809
>Rarity detection
She's around here somewhere! I just know it!

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>MFW
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nightmare_Empowerment
>Known Users
>Tantabus (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic)

>Magnetism Manipulation

I want to believe. But wood, masonry and crystals might make this complicated.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Breath
The question is not whether or not to puke blood, but rather where and on what.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magical_Beam_Emission

I am objectively the winner in this thread.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Magic

Goodbye everyone; looks like I'm instantly getting destroyed by the Elements of Harmony.

>>29300155
>Diamond Manipulation
>Sell diamonds for money and in my free time create massive diamond dicks everywhere

>>29301310
MOAR
GREEN
NAO

>>29301905
You'll crash the Equestrian Economy!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate_Energy_Conduction

So, not only am I completely immune to magic, but I can create electricity from magic, AND I can use magic?
Forget this nigga >>29302748, I am objectively the winner of this thread

>>29302963
>doesnt know what a leftclick is

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Manipulation
delet pones

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental-Mechanical_Physiology

And the best way to describe this is I have become Megaman.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Detection?useskin=oasis
Neat, I suppose

>>29300155
> http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cell_Manipulation

> Effectively make myself immortal.
> Figure out how unicorns use magic on a cellular level with the help of Toilet Snorkel
> Give myself magic with newfound knowledge
> Bed the princesses at my leisure due to basically being an untouchable God

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>>29300269
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purification

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nano-Active_Blood
I guess it's time to become Equestria's first senator. Dem nanomachines son.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conceptual_Baking
Well, I'll either make Cakes millions or drive them out of business. Oh and Pinkie Pie is gonna get booted from her job probably. Poor Ponk.
Or maybe I'll go full villain and start messing with ponies, leaving my baked traps all around.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Speed_Theft?useskin=oasis
Not so fast anymore are you?

>>29303798
Rainbow Slow is going to hate you so much.

>>29300155
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Programming

...So nothing changes unless I also cause some cyber revolution when I come over.

I guess I could reprogram my laptop if it came with me but I can't manipulate the tech itself, only the programs. It would still just die eventually.

Honestly kind of fucked.

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>>29304034
>ask Twilight or some competent poner to build you a new cyberbody
>connect your meat brain to your not-meat brain
>let your programs do the rest
>become practically immortal with good maintenance
Imagination anon, you need to use it sometime.

>>29304053
---and that's how you remove your central nervous system

>>29304053
I guess the few Technology isn't Magic greens I read have given me the opinion that Twilight either couldn't or wouldn't build me a robot body.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imaginary_Constructs
The contest of "Who can pull the weirdest shit from behind their back" with Ponk is on. No survivors expected.

>>29301310
Moar green

>>29304069
Embrace your adjusted moral fibers.
>>29304071
You can still use Panic Sparkle to alchemy or magic you and your poner mechanic needed materials.

>Wound Transferral
>May only be able to transfer wounds between people of the same species as themselves

Real useful power. Guess I'll try to find some humans.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spatial_Expansion
>The ability to expand the empty space in teleportation destination as to provide room.

Implied ability to teleport is kinda boss.

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mathematical_Teleportation

It's okay I guess. Makes trips to the market quicker. The real question is: Can I teleport objects other then myself?

If so, I'd use it to get a job delivering large parcels. It'd save a shit ton of time and if I got paid based on how many deliveries I make I'm sorted for life.

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Darkness_Adaptation

Hang out with Luna and her batponies, I guess.

>>29304199
>making Derpy lose her job
You selfish bastard.

>>29304203
I'm not taking her job at all. I'm just doing the heavy lifting. Things like garden fountains and flatpack sheds. She's still the mail mare.

Hopefully I can see her about the office

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Californium_Manipulation

This would be shit if you couldn't create it. Free radioactive buildings for all

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicompetence
>"Don't worry, I got this."

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>>29300155

>Preparedness

>The power to be prepared for virtually all situations, no matter how unusual. A related power of Precognition and Gadget Usage.


Forget Twilight Sparkle, I am the new fucking Princess. OH YEAH!!

>>29304235

>Californium
>The power to create commies at will

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Infusion?useskin=oasis

I could see some fun with this power, though I don't know how this is applicable fir Equestria's day to day problems.

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bodily_Aspect_Enhancement

I can become a muscle wizard at will.

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flawless_Indestructibility
>indestructible
>you are anon, consequently no strength to back it up

>>29304348
Well, the least you can do is make toasts while you cut bread with energized knife.
Also negative mass-infused carts and saddlebags.
And batteries that last for a long time.
And cleaning clogged pipes by infusing kinetic energy into whatever that is stuck there.
Self-propelled kinetic energy-infused carriages.
Frying eggs with your bare hands.
Making ponies faster.
Rendering artifacts useless by infusing them with counteracting energy.

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Supernatural swordmanship

Power/Ability to:
Possess the skills of a supernatural swordsman.
The power to be supernaturally proficient in the way of the sword. Advanced version of Enhanced Swordsmanship. Variation of Supernatural Combat.

Contents[show]
Also Called
Supernatural Swordplay
Capabilities
User is able to wield a sword with supernatural proficiency in speed, power, and skill, allowing them to perform seemingly impossible feats with ease, such as cutting through nigh invulnerable or intangible materials, blocking or deflecting impossible things like the force of gravity and even slash targets from any distance.

The user's skill with a blade is so great that they can wield blades/weapons they shouldn't be able to such as Empathic and Bound weapons.

Cool now I am the autism

>>29304656
>*unsheathes katana"
"Pshh, nothin personel kid."
>*sheathes katana*
>thousand cuts appear out of nowhere
simply euphoric

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>>29300155
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cleanliness_Inducement?useskin=oasis
'Tis time to purify the holy land!

>>29300155
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Manipulation
>furiously masturbating
>sonic rainboom rattles the house
>you come
>your spooge flies into the air and rips a hole through the cosmos
>beyond it, a portal home
>and standing there is your father
>he gazes upon your jizz-soaked presence, surrounded by technicolor paradise
"son I am disappoint"

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>>29305528
>"Son I am disappoint"
>"You didn't came inside Rainbow Dash."

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Warping
Fucking what.
I guess I'm God then?

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Body_Dismemberment
Rip & Tear i suppose

>>29302928
With no survivors

>>29304319
Oh, so Starlight's power?

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_and_Death_Transcendence

I think this might be a bit much. Would be even worse if it could be turned on and off each time she did a sonic rainboom.

power bump

>>29300155
>Angelic aura
Wow.

>>29300578
>Omnicompitance
So....You just become Gabby.

>>29304076
Tulpamancer

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>>29300155
Eldritch Magic.
Actually fits me pretty well, since I'm least insane.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unrecognizability

ARE. YOU. FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW? Not time control or plant control or "Having a Stand" or FUCKING ANYTHING that would suit me, I get some pseudometa "Haha I am anon" crap?!

I can only hope this lets me unrecognizably carry out crimes or shapeshift into different forms.

>>29306942

Of course it would. If you're magically unrecognizable, who is ever going to finger you in a lineup or testify against you at trial? You could rob every bank in Equestria and, despite being the only human, some shmuck would end up taking the fall for it.

>>29300155
>DIsease Mimicry

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Disease_Mimicry

How fitting that after masturbating I gain the ability to turn into SmegmaMan

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ethereal_Manipulation
Huh.
Thanks RD!

>>29307733
>User needs to learn how to create it.
>Distance, mass, precision, etc. depend upon of the knowledge, skill, and strength of the user.
>It takes time to learn how to use it.
Huh. There are some drawbacks though.

>Toxic Energy Manipulation

I'd make a good assassin I guess.

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>>29300155
>Invulnerability Bestowal
>Can make anyone or anything invulnerable
>Can't use on self

Oh. Okay.

So I buy a set of realistic-looking but also extremely light armor, a sword, and a shield. And then I make them invulnerable.

And then I become this motherfucker.

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inodorosity
Well. I guess I'll have little to fear of predators in the Everfree catching my scent, and I'll be able to hunt like a boss.

>>29305617
No, just Discord.

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I M P R I S O N I N G
M E

>>29308214
What is blunt weapons?

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Materialization
You're KIDDING me. Good possibility, Holly Wood shows up. Bad possibility, you've got Loony Toons exiting your wang like it's the clown car act. Other bad possibility, you're creating more ponies out of some kind of perverse apotheosis.

>>29308331
If it's sharp when I make in invulnerable then it would stay that way.

>>29300155

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Status_Reading

I'll never forget a pony's name or birthday again. I'll become the Pinkie Pie of Manehattan.

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Movement

the best thing I can do with my power is turn it off.

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>>29300155
>Mathematical Teleportation

The fuck is this shit.

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sacred_Darkness_Manipulation

So I cum shadows?

Hey at least Luna will want my dick now.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Power_Bestowal

I am literally god. God Anon

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Elemental_Attacks?useskin=oasis

GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY, /MLP/

>>29300226
Top kek

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Silk_Manipulation

I have become Rarity best friend and/or worst nightmare.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Murderous_Possession?useskin=oasis

Neat, just have to get someone to kill me.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Composite_Entity_Creation
I shall create a pony that embodies all six elements to mess with Celestia.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Typhoportation

so i basically become Nightmare Moon in S1E1 with the cloud thing.

or

The guy from Infamous: Second Son without the rest of the MC's cool powers.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Wall_Generation

Thanks, Rainbow Dash! This will definitely keep the illegal immigrants out now.

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Magic

nice!
I'm doctor who now

>>29300155
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quest_Inducement
Really? I become a MMO NPC?

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Thievery

>"What do you mean you're stealing Equestria from us!?"

"Just as i said, i'm taking it"

>"But you can't just STEAL an entire nation!!

>Open's pocket

"Watch me"

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Broom_Manipulation

SWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEPSWEEP

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>>29309750
You can always send Twilight and her friends after some magical shiny golden utensil.

>after perilous journey around the world
>after the innumerable traps in ancient temples beset in parasite, disease and insect-ridden jungles
>after freezing howling winds of the northern and southern poles, hungry polar bears and unspeakable evils that dwell beneath the ice and permafrost
>after scorching deserts, huge scorpions whose stingers drip with poison, sand worms that can swallow a pony whole and mummies which can curse you to wither akin to them
>after rocking in boats for seemingly forever, walking through the maddening city of elder gods who dream in their underwater tombs, fighting insanity and unspeakable horrors
>after sky pirates, killer whales, flesh-eating larvae, eldritch abominations with no true form, and dirt that just won't come off
"Ah, wonderful! That's just what I needed to complete my evil lair style kitchen!"
>you open up nearby cupboard
"Wait a second... Oh snap, it clashes with my Mi-Go skull chalice. Welp, I'll just give it to Luna then, she loves that kind of stuff."
"Say, while you still here, could you fetch me that scapula from the legend about the gryphon chef?"
>Twilight Sparkle stays in the doorway, unmoving, silent
>her eyes focused on the features of the familiar alien face, on which she no longer hopes to see a trace of mercy
>deep beneath the waves, the elder gods dream
>and in their dreams a pony scream they hear
>for in the universe so fresh and young
>no one but them can hear a pony's madness song
>"Let's go girls."
"Oh and buy me a bottle of cider on the way back."
>"Let's just go."

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gravity_Bomb_Generation?useskin=oasis

>>29301310
GO ON MOTHERFUCKER

>Omnireplication
>the ability to duplicate things without limit

Yus

>omnicide, the ability to end the life of everything in the universe at once sometimes including the immortal and the caster

Holy shit

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>>29306903
Literally this guy

>>29310206
Holy shit talk about timing, I just got back on
But yea pretty much. I think I'd be fine dealing with evil spirits and caring out their will

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Monotheistic_Deity_Physiology

>literally horse god
I force random pairs of ponies to hold hooves in public

>>29310224
you sick bastard

>>29310188
>get a hold over twilicane and any other regalia, Discord will be helping as soon as you tell him why are you doing this
>copy innumerable times
>hide them everywhere so that Twilight constantly stumbles upon them
>drive her into insane asylum by following strict royal etiquette and rules of conduct when she inevitably comes to complain

>>29300155

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Energy_Manipulation
looks like im an earth pony now

>>29302913
>>29304092
>>29310139
I shall not be forced into writing.
I shall not be forced into writing.
I shall not be forced into- aw fuck.

>"Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>"What's taking Twilight so long? She should have returned days ago. I'm starting to worry."
"Dunno."
>Spike sighs
>okay you do know few details on Sparkle whereabouts but you can't do much since she's so far away
>though seeing Spike this sad really takes all the joy out of-
*BURP*
>"Anon? There's a letter from Celestia. Funny thing, looks like it's for you."
"Thanks little guy, I'll take it from here."
>you carefully break the royal seal and open the scroll, reading aloud like a dumbass you are
"Dear Anonymous, recently we have been made aware of your newfound abilities. We congratulate you and wish that you would use them wisely for the good of your new home Equestria and well-being of it's citizens.
It has also came to our attention that our former student Twilight Sparkle, the princess of friendship and element of magic as you may have know already, have gone missing. Last seen setting off to the outer lands of our realm, she took the train headed to badlands.
With a troubled heart we must ask you to seek her out, for the very safety of Equestria depends on her. We understand the weight of task and responsibilities we place upon your shoulders but it is a matter of utmost importance. All necessary supplies will be delivered to you shortly but you must leave immediately. We advise you to keep the true purpose of your quest a secret to avoid spreading panic among the population.
We apologize for such sudden interruption of your plans and wish to inform you that you will be generously rewarded upon your return.
Please bring her back.
Her royal highness Princess Celestia."
>"Whoa."
"Holy shit."
*KNOCK-KNOCK*
>"I'll get the door."
"...there goes my pizza weekend..."

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nature_Manipulation
"NO. I won't. Don't even ask."
>"b-but..."
"No buts. Butts, on the other hand, are always welcome."
>"I-if... if it makes you help the poor animals..."
"Fuck's sake Fluttershy, I was joking! Jesus H. tap-dancing Christ, this fucking pony..."
>"...does this mean you-"
"Yes- I mean no. Go bother someone else would you?"
>"p-pretty please?" the yellow pony makes a face that could stop a villain's heart
>the attack is super effective
"Curse you Yellow Quiet."
>"Yay!"
"But you owe me big time."
>you thought since you're in Equestria you could finally live a quiet peaceful life
>like hell you will
>after blue cunt did her rainbow shit over your house you know no rest
>'Anon, muh apul farm need rain and pegasi are lazy shits!', 'Anon muh spring collection need silk, go bother silkworms!' , 'Anon muh cloud house is leaking!'
>this time you wade through noxious swamp to save some endangered bird from becoming someone's dinner
>fucking animals, fucking Everfree, fucking Fluttershy, grumble grumble...
>and exactly when you get halfway across the particularly disgusting spot full of Gummy's friends you remember that you forgot to turn off the oven
>you hate your life

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryptic_Physiology?useskin=oasis

Neat

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>>29311630
>Clown Physiology
Honk!

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Amusement_Inhibition
yea, i can do that

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>>29312088
Not even Discord will appreciate your power.

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Uchchaihshravas_Physiology

>Just fapping
>Loud BOOM sound
>Suddenly transformation sequence
>Straight out of some random Mexican fuck's TF fetish comic
>Except something's off
>Your head's splitting
>Suddenly you're a pegasus pony because you have the power of flight and not giving you wings would be just weird
>With seven heads, because fuck you it HAS to be weird
>Your new freakshow Hydra-headed body is also both as macho and as beautiful as Hercules and Venus combined, allowing you to woo anyone, including waifu, in about two seconds

Fuck all y'all, I got the best one.

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Behemoth_Physiology
>Bovine physiology
>Chaos manipulation
>Supernatural condition
>Fear inducement
>Guardianship

I would be a good-guy Discord without the wings. I could make that work.

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_Breath

I have Heat Breath, that's kinda useless

Omni-Element Manipulation-The power to controlled all elements sounds pretty OP

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Floraportation
One man's garden is the other's gateway to anywhere in the world.

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Equipment_Usage
You give me a dragon dildo, and I'll conquer Yakyakistan in Celestia's name.

>>29300641
Kek, nice one Anon.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weapon_Transformation

As a /k/ommando, this pleases me.

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>>29313375
>Sub-powers
>Weapon Entity Generation

>morph hands into a pair of Kalashnikovs
>be of firing glorious communism rifles
>hand Kalashnikovs fire small Kalashnikovs
>who in turn fire even smaller Kalashnikovs
>that fire small chainsaws
>with teeth made of Kalashnikovs that fire explosive bullets

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Soul

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Panmnesia
>basically photographic memory on steroids

So I just become bookhorse's knowledge slave, or if I put effort into it, become a master wizard/alchemist by looking up every non-pony magic power, enchantment, and potion in Equestria (via sources like Zecora) and learning the weaknesses of all other types of magic.

Also found out it comes with memory magic immunity, so not even all the alicorns united with a specific memory spell can make me unlearn something.

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infectious_Blast

>Literally makes folks sick. At range.

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Latex_Manipulation
K-kinky...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistent_Realm_Creation?useskin=oasis

Gonna banish me a mother fucker.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
Wew lad, RD made me a god.

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>Time Manipulation

I get to be 4 villians at once

Awesome

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Non-Lethal_Damage
I always wanted to be a ponice officer.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Milk_Transmutation

Seriously?
I guess I fight evil... by turning people into milk?
Fuck. Coulda been worse I suppose.

>>29315411
>I guess I fight evil
No anon, you become the evil.
Be the ultimate milk villain Equestria deserves.
The least you can do is terrorize lactose-intolerant ponies.

>>29300155
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multitasking?useskin=oasis
Not too flashy, but effective
I like it

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Generation
This sounds like absolute shit, fuck y-
>Orb of Tornami (Xiaolin Showdown)
Okay it's still shit but I like it.

>>29313481
Glorious.

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>>29304314
>power of preparation
>post ends in 4
You poor thing.

>>29308379
>Good possibility, Holly Wood shows up
who

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>>29300155
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Infusion
>Basically hamon
NEXT STOP DARING DO'S IT'S TIME TO KILL VAMPIRES AND FIND RUBIES

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>>29300155
>Magical Invisibility

Hey, that worked out pretty well I guess.

>fap fap fap.
>BOOM
>multiple faces scream.
Whelp I'm fucked up

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Spike_Projection?useskin=oasis
fuck yeah!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Health

I better than any other human. Noice

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adhesion
FAP FAP FAP
*BOOM*
fuck I got my cum everywhere and I literally cannot wash it off.

Fire Absorption... hmm..

FEAR ME DRAGONS! YOUR FIRE DOES NOTHING! YOU HAVE NO... W... WAIT!

Squish.

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Embodiment
DESPAIR!

>>29300257
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Existence_Recovery
nice try

>>29316952
Dammit junko!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Destruction

>Overpowered shit

oh shit i remember doing this a while ago and i made my first green about anon with Path to Victory

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Shifting

Fuckin' sweet!

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plasma_Bomb_Generation
"You get a miniature sun!"
"And you get a miniature sun!"
"Everyone gets a miniature sun!"
"What's that? Why is everything on fire? I dunno. Everyhorse seem to like my miniature suns."

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_Mutation

Dubs decide what kind of mutated freak I become

>>29320858
A qt poner.

>>29300155
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Maximum_Quintessential_Control

I can work with this.

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Metal manipulation
>make a magic guitar with my new powers
>teleport Everypony for the center of ponyville
>starts to play iron man
>make two skeletons for the other instruments
>see scootaloo walking close to you
>grab her and eat her head
>everypony starts to freak out but no one can escape now
>raise a skeleton army from the darkness
>the elements of harmony try to stop the metal power with the friendship magic but they cant
>nobody can
>now i am the sonny of metal's god and the world will be my show
>i am detonator

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Totality_Connection

defeats the purpose if I'm already there lol

>>29300155

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arab_Deity_Physiology

Fucking kill me

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lust_Constructs
WOO

>>29321037
You lucky fucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-bX2vBbBdI

>>29321106
Anonu akbar!

>>29300155
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Monster_Physiology

What the fuck, Rainbow Dash?!

>>29306942
Literally The Grey Fox

>>29320858
A qt draconequus

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>>29318055
To this day, I still don't know HOW THE FUCK DOES IT WORK

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Predictability_Manipulation
In other words, master of Gets.
Dubs

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>>29321900
A-anon?

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>>29321900
what the fuck

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brainwave_Manipulation
GET

FUCKED

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>>29300155
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Limb_Generation
>turn my cum into a dick
>masturbate with both dicks and produce more cum, create more dicks

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>>29321900
Oh shi-

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>>29321900
Mother of God...

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>>29321900

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pride_Empowerment
>fighting spirit as a superpower
Good shit.

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Command
Do I even need to tell you guys what happens?

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Intuition
I am become the Yellow Quiet.

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Envy_Inducement

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>>29321900

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>>29321900
fuck

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nuclear_Manipulation

I'm a living nuke

Difficulty manipulation
Great

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nuclear_Manipulation

I'm a living nuke

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Song_Augmentation

>Can play music through magic
>Music can be used to support/heal/buff myself or friends
>Mfw literally turn into a bard idol
Nice.

>>29313237
Kek
I need to see green of this

>>29314368
>sneezes in town square
>Ponyville is placed under max security quarantine

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Time_Dilation_Field

ZA WARUDO. TOKI WO TOMORE.

>>29300266
you aren't talking shit about my man caesar are you?

>>29302748
>>29302963

>>29302071 already won. Laws of physics, anything really can fuck right off. Complete unpredictability.

>>29321900

D:

>>29300220
>I'm invisible, can you see me?

>>29321900
But can you get trips?

>>29300155
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Resistance
uh, k?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Communication

Cool, I'll convince the concept of magic to give me more power.

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>>29300155
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Big_Rip_Inducement
>omnicide
>reality sundering
>universe destruction

Good fucking Lord.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Weapons
*unsheathes huge rubber chicken*
"This is gonna hurt."

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Amalgamation
>User can merge two or more separate objects into one, regardless whether the objects are organic, inorganic, living, dead, technological, etc. They can decide which parts of the objects are dominant in the union, what are deleted and which merge
Don't even know what to do with that power, guess i could fuck with applejack by combining weird shit with her apple trees

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Tier_Activation

Ok.

>>29325427
>appul bucks tree
>picks up fruit
>after biting into ipple, it tastes wrong
>looks inside
>it's a pear on the inside
>hfw

>>29325427
Merge potatoes with magic crystals, creating easily growable shiny crystalline spuds that have many uses in magic and alchemy. Also make a great snack according to Spike.
Merge beans with everything Sparkle eats, especially when she's going to visit princess Sunbutt.
Make Angel's carrots taste like literally anything BUT carrots.
Make Apples' apples taste like literally anything, including apples. Make them slightly explosive too, then give some to Spike.
Add hallucinogenic mushrooms to Rarity's tea and wear her new wacky collection. Don't forget to tell Discord about it so he too can bring some fashion into his wardrobe.
Raid Twilight's reagents storage and add a little "secret ingredient" into Ponk's cupcakes.
Spike Top Cunt's cider with aphrodisiacs and truth serum then watch the results. Bonus points if Applejack is nearby.
Add horse viagra into Big Mac's cider then watch the results from a safe distance.
Merge fart cushion with every couch and chair you can get your hands on.

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>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Form

Shit's about to get real.

>>29325707
thats beautiful

>>29300155
>causal manipulation
>literally chooses what does and doesn't happen
>overrides literally everything
Well, it seems anon is the new ruler of equestria now

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>>29324182
Can I get trips he says...Check 'em.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Internal_Bodily_Cleansing

I'm now some sort of jizz shaman.

>>29325891
your powers seem to be limited to only dubs

>>29326087
No kidding.

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>>29321900
He is The One.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Attack

I am death, literally the strongest power.

>>29326233
Unless I decide that it'll miss with >>29325788

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>>29322182
>Eventually have enough cocks to impregnate everyone in Equestria in one go
>Use the leftover nut to make even more dicks, and from there go even further, until you have enough dicks to forever satisfy every mare in Equestria
>get a worldwide harem that doubles as a forever loyal army
Nice.

>>29326301
I'll just strike at a time before you could friendo ;)

nothing personnel kiddo

>>29326589
Except I can decide that I can't ever be hit by anything long before I meet you. Try again.

>>29326307
this would make a perfect greentext but i dont write green quite yet

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>>29326689
>be anon
>sitting in house, been in ponyville for a while
>masturbating furiously
>RD cums right on climax
>jizz everywhere, body feels tingly
>cum starts to form into a second dick
>attaches next to my already existing dick
>what the fuck
>get an idea
>masturbate with both hands, cum more, create more dicks

just a test writing green, probably sucks ass lol

>>29326802
Better than what I could write so far

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>>29326689
>be anon
>masturbating
>RD does a sonic rainboom over house right on climax
>what the fuck RD why now
>body feels tingly, cum everywhere
>cum suddenly becomes a dick
>what the fuck
>new cum-dick attached next to already existing dick
>now have two dicks
>get an idea
>masturbate with both hands, cum more, create more dicks
>feels good man

first attempt at greentext lol

>>29326815
reposted it due to a small mistake, fixed it though
should go on?

>>29326850
Why not? Hell I would if I didnt suck last time I tried

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>>29326864
ok
>now have 4 dicks
>struggle to put pants on
>exit house
>go to book horse's place
"Oh, hi Anon--"
>"shut up, i got something cool to show you"
"Oh?"
>get a smug look on your face

this is short but i suck at NSFW stuff so i'll probably skip it

>>29326624
Fuck, got me there friend

Except I could hit you before you were I existed

*fedora tip* Nice try

>>29326915
fucking mobileshit

meant to say before you knew I existed.

>>29326929
I wouldn't need to know if I'm a paranoid shit that likes to torch loose ends before they're loose

>>29326903
fuck it, i'll skip it and if people really want the NSFW bits somebody else can write it or somethin

>after 10-15 minutes, Twilight was successfully persuaded and soon your seed was inside of her
>Twilight Complete
>any of it that was not inside of her was used to create another dick
>put your pants back on and leave
>new plan
>inpregnate every mare in equestria and spread your bloodline, and henceforth your powers
>create a new generation of stallions with 20 dicks and more

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impurity_Destruction

Sure, let's kill some evil.

>>29326962
This is some of the greatest green I've ever read.
I'm glad you even put the effort to type this in a post

>>29327029
ayy thanks

>start going around all of equestria, cumming inside of mares around the world
>it started with Twilight, then RD, then Fluttershy, and the list grew from there
>even managed to seduce Luna
>now you wait for the uprising
>only a few towns have yet to be affected by you and your now massive count of 60 dicks, most of which aren't directly attached to you in order to actually be able to put pants on

>>29327111
Do more please

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>>29327419
who should he impale? where shall he go to spread his seed? im out of ideas and i need some brainstorming
pic related

>>29327455
ON TO YAK-YAKISTAN!

>>29327466
oh fuck boys

>arrive at Yak-Takistan
>followed Cheese Sandwich there when he stopped by Ponyville again
>he doesn't know whats gonna happen
>go around town finding as many mares as possible
>get them all set up in a rental area for a giant orgy
>during it, Cheese Sandwich walks in
>he just watches
>he watches as you plow practically every mare in Yak-Yakistan
>when done, call him gay and walk out
>Yak-Yakistan Purified
>Dick Count: 90
>now have a suitcase full of nothing but your non-attached dicks

>>29327455
Do Griffons then EQG

>>29327510
Based writefriend is based

>>29300155
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atomic_Breath
>Mean and Green
>Shoot blue fuck you beams from my mouth

I have become Godzilla!

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Wall_Generation?useskin=oasis

I'll make Equestria great again

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>>29327535
>>29327543

Thank you, thank you. This is my first time writing in green, so this is a good warmup!
Griffons sounds great, and EqG would be great

>encounter Gilda
>"hey"
"What do you wa--"
>"i have lots of dick if you want it"
"...what are you talking abo--"
>picks her up and drags her into your house
>get scratch marks all over face but doesn't care
>eventually persuade her into accepting her imminent fate
>after 10 minutes, kick her out
>she has been Purified
>one griffon down, dozens more to go
>big ol' 100 dick mark, feels good man

>>29327662
Where is the next one

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>>29327885
think of ideas;
how would anon sneak into the EqG world?
how would he get away with sexing the women and getting away uncaught?
questions like this create trouble for me
it'll be on the way soon though!

>>29327902
Well if he's already seduced the princesses then he just needs to walk through the mirror with his dickcase and poof

>>29327902
How about after conquering equestria he decides to spread his seed through dimensions and goes through the portal that slave twilot shows him

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magical_Energy_Absorption

Eat shit unicorn fags

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>>29327913
>>29327924
both of these are great, now how about i combine these? here's some more green

>decide that after conquering horse world, it is time to move to the next one
>princesses won't show him the portal location, apparently they "forgot"
>offer twilight more dick to get her to lead you to the portal
>she accepts, you fulfill your promise, and she takes you to a room with a mirror
>being to step inside of it
>the human world is beginning to become visible
>after a second or two, you're now in the human world
>this is gonna be fun

sorry for the greens being so short by the way, again it's my first time and this is mainly a warm up. glad you like it though

>>29327950
shit i made a typo
fuck me man
>*begin

>>29300155
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Realm_Connection
I could open Equestria to you all if I wanted

>>29327963
Holy fuck yes best power

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sexual_Orientation_Manipulation

O...Oh my

bump-a-lump-a-dump

>>29328493

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>>29328185
Now you have a chance with Rainbow Dash after all.

>>29328185
You are the chosen one
You must fulfill the ultimate goal of Anon
You must fuck absolutely everything

>>29325708
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Form
sorry bro but
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Powered_Form
is much better for humans.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mind_control

I am now a god. Time to get me a mare harem.

>>29328741
dont know if i should continue my greentext, people probably aren't interested in it and i probably need sleep

>>29308393
No nigger he means if you got wailed on with a club in your mail the kinetic energy would still transfer through and shatter your fuckin bones cunt.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planeswalking?useskin=oasis

Endless opportunities if I'm careful anyway.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Constructs?useskin=oasis
Pocket sand!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subatomic_Manipulation

Welp, I don't know what to do with my god tier powers actually, Too much, too soon.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Addition

I guess I became some sort of villain to in order to even know I have that power.

>>29300155

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sliding?useskin=oasis

I can sliiiiiide my way into my waifus pootang

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Leech_Regeneration

>The user can regenerate wounds by absorbing leeches
Welp....
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP!?!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fundamental_Forces_Manipulation

I would be evil at first then fuck someones waifu after I'm "reformed".

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electromagnetic_Infusion

>"Twilight, to the laboratory! I have some good shit to show you and some other to teach you!"
>And then anon old put his electrical engineering studies and his time as a dungeon master to the test while he and his friend Twilight turned Equestria into a cooler, but not much safer place to live.
>Then they fucked and had Equestrian new mary sue.