>Episode shows my waifu in a bad light
>No longer consider it canon
Feels good knowing my waifu is perfect
>>29282982
That's like comparing one pile of shit to another.
No matter how perfect one pile is it's still SHIT.
>>29282995
Every woman is shit.
>inb4 go back to r9k
No fuck you.
>>29282982
>not loving her for her flaws as well as strengths
faggot fuck off
>>29282982
>Dash
>Perfect
>>29282982
A fucking TERRORIST!
>>29282982
>dashfags.exe
>>29283003
I wouldn't tell such a wise truth sayer to go to that den of loveless losers.
But I will tell you to eat shit for saying fuck me
>>29283027
But if you don't tell me to go back to r9k, then you don't take the fuck you.
Why are Dashfags so obsessed with their waifu being a Virgin? is it so you can identify with her better?
>>29283063
Fags here want their waifu to crave their cock but to be virgin.
>>29283063
I don't think falseflaggers and NRDT counts as all dashfags.
>>29282982
>Episode shows my waifu in a bad light
So every scene with Cuntbow Desh in it?
>>29283438
>he likes poochie
>>29282982
>this is the thought process of all shimmerfags
>>29282982
>this level of autistic ignorance
>>29282982
>tfw everything waifu does is not canon
Feels superior.
>>29283794
>>29283438
That's rich, coming from a glimmerfag.
>>29284392
>Uses a reaction image with a certain pony
>Automatically assumes the poster waifued said pony
>>29282982
And let's not forget "friendly"!
>>29284418
DELET
>>29284432
But they're so cute together, Anon. He makes her happy. Isn't that what's best? Don't out want her to be happy? You can't be her Prince Charming, but she can still be happy, Anon. And if she's happy, aren't you happy?
>>29284451
Hold still
>>29284469
You can't be their for her, Anon. He can.
https://derpibooru.org/1318292?scope=scpe21f0623561d5b927185734465515782052f47cb9
>>29282982
Canon is not the same thing as headcanon. Canon includes whatever is in the show (SoL is debatable), because those events are considered to have happened when subsequent episodes are made.
>>29284495
>>29284484
>their
Disable the autocorrector, anon.
(This pic would need a "My ovaries are tingling" cap)
>>29284484
>that link
>>29284505
It's not a joke. OP is not a copypasta. It is what Dashfags really think.
>>29284528
There is also a Daring Do version if you're interested.
>>29284534
I refuse to believe their is someone unironically autistic enough as these "Dashfags" act. No one is that autistic.
>>29284534
Pretty sure OP is just baiting tbqhwyf
Y'all bitches are just jealous about how great dash is.
Fuck, she should be the mane character, not twilight; she fucking made all the 5 get their cutie marks together at the same time and linked them all by destiny: She is THE most important character in the entire series.
God, I miss S1 and faust...
>>29284553
>most important character in the entire series.
>>29284545
If OP was baiting, OP would have replied about people taking the bait by now. Face it. These are actual /mlp/ posters on /mlp/ right now.
>>29284562
If Dash hadn't done her sonic rainboom, the entire series would never have happened and the world would be fucked. S5 finale. (Fucking hell, that finale was shit, it should have focused around the 6 and dash, not about a shitty purple villain sue)
>>29284580
>that finale was shit
It was OK
Dash did play a decent part in it compared to the other mane 4
Still a fucking cloud nigger though.
>>29283011
And people wonder why Glimmer is considered a Mary Sue.
>>29284566
Then people probably would have replied with "I was just pretending to be retarded", hence ruining the bait. The best bait is when only you know you're baiting.
yeah she's a cunt but she's insanely fappable, I'll give her that
>>29282982
So no episode is canon to you.
>>29282982
>Episode shows my waifu in a bad light
>No longer consider it canon
>Your waifu is Dash.
So all episode are not cannon to you?
>>29284666
Get behind me satan.
>What is Hurricane fluttershy?
>What is Wonderbolt academy?
>what is sonic rainboom?
>What is stranger than fanfiction?
>what is Saddle and row review?
>Ect.
>>29284626
Why b8 in the first place? That line of thinking makes no sense
>>29284694
Because b8ing is fun and /mlp/ falls for it all the time
>>29284626
Nope the best b8 is when you have a friend on steam/skype/irc whatever and they laugh along with you when fags bite your b8