>"Want some bacon?" "Naw, I don’t eat pork."

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>>29256086
THE METRIC SYSTEM!

CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON OP

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>"How about dogs? Dogs eat their own
feces."
"I don't eat dog either."
>"Yes, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
"I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they’re definitely dirty. But a dog’s got personality. And personality goes a long way."
>"So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he’s cease to be a filthy animal?"
>We’d have to be talkin‘ ‚bout one motherfuckin‘ charmin‘ pig. It’d have to be the Cary Grant of pigs."

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>"Good for you. Lighten up a little. You been sittin‘ there all quiet."
"I just been sittin‘ here thinkin."
>"About what?"
"The miracle we witnessed."
>"The miracle you witnessed. I witnessed a freak occurrence."
"Do you know what a miracle is?"
>"An act of God."
"Whats an act of god?"
>"I guess it’s when God makes the impossible possible. And I’m sorry Jules, but I don’t think what happened this morning qualifies."
"Don’t you see, Vince, that shit don’t matter. You’re judging this thing the wrong way. It’s not about what. It could be God stopped the bullets, he changed Coke into Pepsi, he found my fuckin‘ car keys. You don’t judge shit like this based on merit. Whether or not what we experienced was an according-to-Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is I felt God’s touch, God got involved."

>>29256086
lek

>>29256086
References aside pigs are relatively sanitary animals and will not sleep in shit nor eat it unless they are forced to. They tend to have a designated area for shitting.

fucking zed

I don't know if I should rewatch this movie.

>>29258588
Muhammed says we should not eat pigs because they are omnivores and we should only eat herbivores. Trufax.