Your at Camp Everfree and it's your turn to tell a story.

>>29254431
I call it the tale of the Worthless Negro and the Lying Whore.

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>>29254431
>your
It's already shit.

>>29254431
The ugly barnacle.

>>29254431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kW0kTLBfG0

>>29254431
The tale of OP the faggot and how never stopped sucking dicks!

WooOoOOh, scary!

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>>29254431
>your

>>29254431
>"...and that's why there won't be any social security left by the time you girls retire!"

>>29254431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1evPT9dmDs

>>29254431
Look at Flash and tell Hans Christian Anderson's "The Little Mermaid"

>>29254431
Tell the day when Hillary Clinton get executed.

>>29254431
Look at SS and tell them how glue is made.

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>>29254503
>"You realize we have glue in Equestria too, right?"

>>29254431
The pet cemetery

>>29254431
>"Hate! let me tell you how much i've come to hate YOU since i began to live. there are 378.44 millions circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoarmstrong of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not be equal to one-one-billionth of the hate i feel for humans in this micro-instant. For you: hate. HATE!"

nothing better than short stories about humanity totally wasted at feet of the technology than only tortures them more

>>29254524
Why I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream?

>>29254431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjLamj-b0I8

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>>29254431

>>29254536
i like short horror stories

>>29254564
Is it worth the read?

>>29254431
When the US because a fascist state after the cold war.

>>29254431
When Adolf Hitler the Great was lost to history.

>>29254431
The day when someone pee into my crypt.

>>29254582
yup
i mean, it's horror, so you know there's no happy ending

>>29254431
The tale of Bump.

>>29254431
the one where i take the room of person damage

>>29254431
The next Nintendo console will cost $300, have 2 hours worth of battery life, lower tier graphics, and you have to pay to use online capabilities

>>29254431
FAR FROM THEIR LAND AS THEY MADE THEIR STAND

>>29254431
The day your great mother shave her legs and then have sex.

>>29254431
Gather around folks and let me tell you about the Jews.

>>29254431
The Star in Yellow.

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>>29254431
a night with big sis

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I tell them about Skinwalkers of course.

>>29254431
"There once was a man from Nantucket..."

>>29254431
The sad and scary tale of my life...

>>29254444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIpH-DoRu9o

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>>29254431
This should last me the entire trip.

The greatest story never told.

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>>29254431
I begin a live-fire dramatic recitation of pic related
>Pipsqueak, you're our Gavroche.

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>>29254587
Explain what fascism is and its policies

>>29254431
Tell them the "Go the fuck to sleep" story then proceed to tell the to go the fuck to sleep.

>>29254431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32p8d6OudgU

>>29254431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHThdyhBCTo

>>29254431
The day when Obama goes down in flames.

>>29255755
THEY STOOD STRONG AND THE LEGEND STILL LIVES ON

https://youtu.be/7jTgkTEDDog

>>29257939
Sabaton never heard of them.

>>29254431
Oh hey, it's this thread again. And I'd still tell the spooky story about the EqGfags.

>>29258175
>still tell the spooky story about the EqGfags

Why?

>>29254431
The day where Hillary Clinton meet the iron maiden.

>>29257939
good shit anon

>>29254431
I would tell one of two possible stories.

1.) https://youtube.com/watch/srZnENbdwDI

2.) https://youtube.com/watch/kJwL-KHse-Y

>>29254431
I tell them the events of the EqG movies in incredible detail. Even the parts that only the character involved in the scenes would know. Whenever I would tell a scene like that I'd be sure to stare directly at the one mentioned rusting to blink telling them the obivous ways events could have been prevented or skipped. After the tales are done I'd stand up tell them "this movie is just as shit, and there's a skeleton inside you"

>>29259654
Couldn't Pinkie say the same thing about your life?

>>29254431
it's called the day that I kill them all.

Implying that all the campers are dead and this is the afterlife.

>>29254431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FdKPEA17m4

>>29254456
>>29254443
Is this a new meme?

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>"Did I ever tell you kids the story about the monster that they say haunts these very woods?"
> "Timber I dont want to give you flashbacks, why dont you get the materials for the smores while I tell this one"
>When he is out of earshot
>"poor boy couldnt even sit down for a week after what happened last year"

>>29261491
I don't get it.

>>29259725
anyone could say "get out of the house" anon. Its not hard to fix my life

>>29261442
>new*
no.

>>29254431

"Gather around children and let me tell you a tale about a wicked, greedy race of people that were the cause of all the world's woes."
>"Um... sir, who are you and where are the teachers."
"Shut up, kid, I'm talking! As I was saying, this is a story about the Jews."

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>>29261959
>>29257022
>>29255794
>>29254591
>>29254587
>>29254436

>>29257939
>a song about WWI
>WWII shit everywhere

God damn it Napalm Records.

>>29254431
"Hey."
"You kids ever hear the tale of Candle Jack?"

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>>29254431
So ur with ur pony and yur grooming each other
wen the pone rigns. U anser it n the
vioce is "wut r u doing wit my filly?"
U tell ur mare n she say "My sire is ded".
THEN WHO WAS PONE?

"This one time at my D&D group...."

>>29262503

>The others lean in to listen.
"... And the necromancer raised his hands high into the air, magic sparked and whizzed as corpses rose to life!"
>The campers stare at the storyteller, waiting to hear what would happen next.
"The yellow eyes glew in the dark as the undead reached into the cage the heroes were trapped in,"
>The girls were shaking with a mix of fear and anticipation.
>And somewhat tried not to show it.
"And the necromancer pulled a fist back while the heroes fought the waves of undead, too late did they realize what the villain was going to do..."
>Anon throws his hand over the fire, letting loose a huge *Fwoosh!* as fire suddenly roared from the pit!
>The girls (Mostly Rarity and Twilight) shrieked and cried out.
>Others jolted back as the fire tried to snatch them up.
"He lashed out with a terrible spell, but the heroes endured,"
>Anon lowered his voice to a hushed whisper.
"But not until the necromancer used his most diabolical trick..."
>The braver of the bunch leaned forward.
>"What did he do?" Asked Rainbow Dash.
>"Yeah, what happens next?" Pinkie half-shouted.
>"Can you let him tell the story?" Apple Jack finished.
>Anons hand reached down for his pocket, grabbing another mysterious handful of something.
>Still hushed, but growing slightly louder and louder he continued.
"The heroes suddenly heard the sound of buzzing and whizzing, clicking and hissing, and the necromancer unleashed a terrible swarm of..."
>And from his pocket he launched his Pocket Sand™!
"Bees! Swarms and swarms of bees!"
>Every got up and shrieked as the "Bees" flew and swarmed them.
>They all screamed as the invisible swarm "stung" them and they began to swing their arms around.
>Even Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie were up in terror.
>Except for Fluttershy, who quietly added.
>"Well, Bees aren't so bad..."
>And then Anon realized he didn't manage to scare the most timid, quiet, and easily-spook-able of the Everfree Campers.
>The End.

>>29262763
This is hilarious.

>>29255740
>console
>300 dollars
>battery life
>fucking CONSOLE
The graphics kinda suck but it's Nintendo so I expected that

Enjoy your 900 dollar Xbox 2 and PS5

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>>29261959

>Sunset buries her face in her palm, whispering under her breath.
>"Oh my god, I can't believe Principal Celestia left us with this wacko."
"What was that, sweetheart? Don't be afraid do speak up."
>She looks momentarily startled.
>"N-Nothing, I was just saying how cold it was tonight."
>Anon smirked.
"How old are you, sweetie?"
>Sunset frowns.
>"Uh... sixteen, why?"
>Anon gave her a wink.
"If you're cold, feel free to come sit on my lap. I'll warm you up real good."
>Sunset was taken aback, temporarily rendered speechless by the strange man's audacity.
>"I, uh... I'm good, thanks."
>Sunset was becoming very uncomfortable, the situation not helped by the fact that the weird man was now grinning at her.
"I get it, not in front of your friends. Leave your tent open tonight, I'll swing by later."

>>29264100
>Nintendo fag desperately trying to justify pokemon and mario machine 6

>>29254431
Tell them the glory days of George Bush.

>>29254431
i'd tell them the story about that mysterious Anonymous who ended up raping everyone who was with him during their nightly campfire storytelling
or just do a charades

>>29266471
>nightly campfire storytelling
who said it was at night?

>>29254431
I'm gonna tell you the story of the anon who didn't came inside rainbow dash

>>29266585
>rainbow dash
Which RD EQG or FIM?

>>29266699
FIM you normie

nice satanic dubs

>>29266789
Why?

>>29254431
>One night, as I'm in my room browsing the internet, I hear a loud thud downstairs in the kitchen.
>I go downstairs to investigate only to find nothing
>Suddenly I see a shadowy figure running through the hallway, going inside the bathroom
>I go and chase after it
>Inside the bathroom, I find nothing again
>Suddenly, I look in the bathroom mirror, and I see a horrifying image
>It's a giant faggot

SPOOKY

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>>29266820
>not wanting to cum inside a pony

>>29264242

"Alright, now gather around, girls."
>A few of the students shuffle a little closer.
>Anon shakes his head with a frown.
"No, seriously, come closer. Press yourselves up against me if you need to."
>Hesitantly, a few of the girls do as he asked, leaning up against him as he reached behind himself and produced a guitar.
>Strumming a few chords, he smiled.
"How about a little campfire sing-along? I'll start us off, you pretty young things just follow my lead."
>With that Anon launched into a tune.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3cFiWtcT4k

>>29254431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORQY1BqNhWo&list=PLzoP3XCvbMRHMw3IJRTFRI_-YtHNrmkZy&index=14

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i genuinely like "secret" /mlpol/ threads

>>29254431
Tell them about the bronies.

>>29254431
Tell them about Joseph Stalin the magnificent.

>>29254431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtmEcDT9y_I

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Let me tell you about my sonic OC Lucifer, and his cross over with Megaman X as they fight Sephiroth for the dragon balls.

>>29267130
>not the campfire song song
>kys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTbc2NeErnU

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>>29254431
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?"
>Everyone shakes their head
"I thought not. It's not a story the princesses would tell you. Darth Plagueis was a dark lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise, he could use the magic to create life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he loved from dying"
>Sunset interrupts
>"He could actually...save people from death?"
"The dark side of the magic is a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural"
>"What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually of course he did. Unfortunately he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself"
>After you finish, Sunset asks you another question
>"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a princess"

>>29254431
>rape

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>>29268997

>>29254431
I'd get my old book of Edgar Ellen Poe stories, and read it by the campfire like an old ghost story.

>>29268997
okay, that made me smile

>>29254431

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https://youtu.be/t3NUtr68-Bo

this
for sure

>>29272046
That's was funny.

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>>29272189
that's classics my man

>>29254431
The day when I dance over both Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama graves.

>>29254431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WtDmbr9xyY

>>29254431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFnVlclybfI

>>29254431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa2Qfyk59Cs

>>29254431
>Vietnamwar.txt
kek

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>>29273632
CHH CHH CHH

KH KH KH

>>29274059
not very effective.

>>29254431

>>29254431
bump

>>29254431
I tell them the story of the angry seabear.

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>>29254457
>TWO (2) UNBUDGETED WARS