Oh hey Anon, thanks for coming by the orphanage today. My little

>>29253462
Yeah, I brought Pet Cemetary and Desperation, which do you think they'd like more?

>>29253462
anon is a pedophile.

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>>29253462

>Well, I know the right words.
>Hm? Oh, don't worry about that, I have the rest of the day off. Boss broke his back.
>It's okay, I'll do the rest-- please, it's my honor.
>Before you leave, remember to not forget what we discussed.
She'll be sold by midnight

>>29253462
Wait...I know you.
There's no mistake. You're a wanted man.

>>29253462
I would legit do that, that'd be so cute. No pedo. I'd love to spend time wi- >>29253792 ...Had to go there, huh? Damn you.

>>29253462
saved. What a sweet looking little mare.

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>>29253840
There's literally nothing wrong with being a sex slave trafficking ring mastermind.

>>29253462
Yes

Don't mind if you start hearing crying, the books I've got are a little scary today.

>>29253462
Sure!

So, kids, which story you want Uncle Anon to read you today?
Links appreciated.

>>29253462
No, I came to rape you in front of them.

>>29253462
Why can't we ever get normal greens with no pedophilia in them? Can't we just get one nice green of Anon reading a story to a group of orphaned fillies and colts?

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>>29256418
>abloo bloo bloo muh safe space
Hahah, that's you

That's what you sound like

>>29256418
Do you even 4chan?

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>>29256439
Sorry that I want one god damn comfy green of Anon being nice to some orphans. So much smut gets boring after a while.

>>29256453
Then GTFO

>>29256457
No. I'm still gonna read the filly sex green that will inevitably come out of this, I just wanted to see if someone would do something comfy and happy for once. I need some happy right now.

>>29253462
>Oh hey Anon, thanks for coming by the orphanage today. My little foals just adore you. Did you come to read to them again?
Boring prompt. No conflict. Boring anon.

>Oh hey Anon, thanks for coming by the orphanage today. But do you really have to tell them about this Jesus figure? Some of the foals are having nightmares about curses and plagues. Could we read something else today?
Clickbait prompt. Tangent in the comments about tipping fedoras. And I didn't even have to make Anon a pedophile.

>>29253462
>The mare who operates the orphanage really likes Anon
>He's really good with the foals, and he's really nice
>He can't quite decide which one he wants to adopt
>That's fine by her, the longer he takes the more time they can spend together
>She has a silly fantasy, of her and Anon raising the foals together
>Like a husband and wife, with numerous happy, smiling foals
>But that's all it will ever be, a fantasy
>One of the little ones will catch his eye, and she'll be all alone
>As per usual

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>>29256482
Hahaha, ok, I don't wanna play this game anymore

>>29256482
STOP. STOP IT NOW.

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>>29256501
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29253462
>you give a small nod
"Of course. What else would I be here for?"
>you are Anon, and possibly the only one that actually gives a damn out of all of the Anons in the multiverse
>It's become a weekly ritual At this point; you get off work with Pinkie at the bakery, head across town to the orphanage, and entertain the little ones with stories.
>sometimes they're ones you remember from your world, like the story of the Great Robin of Loxley and his band of Merry Men
>and other times, it's just something to help the younger ones settle down for their naps. Usually they're asleep by the time you get there, But there's a few stubborn ones in the bunch.
>Ms. Petal smiles gently, rolling her eyes
>"Right, I was just making sure. A few of the little ones were asking if you would think of adopting them."
>god, it breaks your heart to hear that. Especially since it's usually the same few that ask every so often
"Well, I'm sorry, Ms. Petal. It Just isn't in the cards at the moment. I'm just too busy around town and helping at the bakery to worry over a little filly at home, and there's no way I could afford a nanny... Besides, I doubt they'd wanna be raised by some random mare their new daddy hired..."

>>29256482
Funny you say that, I was tempted to post "But of course. Though, I did want to see you today too."

>>29256538
>she sighs as well, her own heart aching for the little dears
>"Yes, I have to agree with you there. I know how it feels to live in one of these places, hoping that someday, somepony decent will come by and need another member of the family..."
"Oh yeah, I nearly forgot you were an orphan yourself."
>"Heh, still am, in all technicality. I was never adopted. Hopefully, I can help these little ones find their place in the world, though..."
>she sniffles a bit, hiding little tears as she quickly hands you a book
>"A-anyway, here you go! They've been asking me to have you read this one all day."
>You take the book from her with a calm smile, looking over the title
>'Re You My Momma?'
>you can feel your heart snap in half, the urge to cry filling your chest in its wake
>Your mother used to read this one to you when you were little. Hell, the artwork is almost identical, too...
>"A-Anon? Are you alright?"
>you snap back to reality, your hand reaching up to wipe at your cheek
"Y-yeah... Yeah, I'm fbakeryust kinda reminded me of home for a second there..."
>She nods softly, a small smile on her features.
>"I understand. No need to act all macho in front of little ol' me... You'd better hurry up, though. They won't be happy with those juice boxes for long."
>you give a chuckle, sniffling as you wipe at your damp eyes
"Right... Thanks. I'll be sure to get them all to bed after for you, okay?"
>"You are an absolute saint, Anon. I'm sure you'll make an excellent father someday."
>you stand there for only a moment before giving her another polite nod, heading towards the story time room with her words echoing in your head
>Maybe... Maybe you could take shorter hours at the bakery

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This is making me sad, I think I'm going to read Corduroy or The Velveteen rabbit and cry before I jack off and stare up at the ceiling waiting to fall asleep.

>>29256546
>Yeah, I'm fbakeryust
Oh shit, he had a stroke.

>>29256546
>get into a relationship with the orphaned orphan keeper
>give her her own foal to love and take care of
>adopt all the fillies and colts in the home too
>become one big happy family

>>29256567
>remember reading corduroy as a kid
>forgot what it was about
>remember he was the asorablest bear ever
>Never read velveteen rabb
>Another Wikipedia trip
>surprising twist but sorta happy ending

Anon, why would you commit yourself to being so sad

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>>29256598
CEASE

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>>29256482

>>29256418
nope

>>29253462
Read them toned down versions of Batman stories. Comics, cartoons, games; anything to bring a hero to the kids.

>>29253462
Yep. Today, we start with a classic - Machiavelli's "The Prince".

>>29256546
Please keep going. Following :3

>>29253462
Oh hey, an adorable prompt for once.

I would totally fug a qt orphanage nun pone.

>>29256418
anon was like that in the "mares are attracted to anon" stories.

>>29256590
Nope, just a mobilefag who didn't check before sending.
>>29257037
Sorry, this was just a little one shot I felt like writing. Too much of a hassle to write out an entire story on my shitty phone.

>>29256724
>>29256501
>>29256487
A story can only have a happy ending if it is told, Anons.

>>29257663
You're right.

Then they fucked and all the foals lived happily ever after.
THE END.

>>29257663
its dead jim

Pls

>>29256418
Why don't you write one?

>>29256418
Because that shit would get way too meta way too fast.
Like, seriously, think it's a story about a story, so most of the story being read is the reading of a story. Better to make a few dickings instead.

>>29259389
Ever heard of a frame story? Maybe something like the Canterbury Tales? The problem is not with the structure, the problem is with where the audience's interest lies, which is most likely with Anon.

>>29259427
Well yeah the issue really is that the frame narrative is the only bit that matters because that's the bit with Anon, otherwise you need Anon and a Story-Anon, there's a reason you rarely if ever see two Anons in the one place.

And it has nothing to do with decapitations

>>29259473
Decapitations? Did I miss something earlier in the thread? Seriously, what?

>>29260554
There can be only one.

REEEEEEEEEE

>>29253462
Sure thing! The book I've got is a bit weird though, the first part was honestly a bit kinky, I daren't think what the second part is.

>>29253462
Oh, I brought my favorite, it's called Genesis.

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>>29253462
"WHITE WHALE! HOLY GRAIL!"
>The foals are excited and hanging onto your every word, their caretaker smiling at the scene
>...
>After story time, you're having some coffee to warm up when a commotion greets your ears
>The door flies open, ushering in tiny colts and fillies who have their teacher tangled up in a net
>"Captain Anon! We caught the white whale for you!"
>You chuckle as the mare pouts up at you
>"My flank's not that big..."
"Arrr, what do we have here? A fine catch indeed!"
>You wink at her, causing her to blush
>"What shall our next adventure be, Captain Anon?"
"You did well, crew. Fetch yourselves some hootch and crackers to celebrate!"
>They all cheer and run out of the room, leaving you and the catch of the day alone
>She giggles and shakes her head
>"Those kids... help untie me, Anon?"
>Appraising her, a lecherous grin crosses your lips
"Arrr, I don't know. I find me-self wanting to plunder that thar booty."
>She gasps as you give one of her flanks a pinch for emphasis
>"A-Anon, we can't- the children!"
>With a deafening clunk, you turn the deadbolt, sealing her fate
"Snack time is a good thirty minutes and your assistant will be watching them. There's no need to worry about interruptions."
>As you stalk over, shadow falling upon her, the previous blush she had returns in full force as she fidgets in her bonds, staring at the raising mast in your pants
"When ye sail the seas with me, lass, ye best be ready for skirmishes like these. I claim all treasures for the green and black!"
>With that said, you unleash the kinky Kraken
>Just another comfy day in the Cozy Creeks Orphanage

>>29256457

You're the one that needs to GTFO, fucking pedophile.

>>29256340
https://archive.org/stream/meinkampf035176mbp/meinkampf035176mbp_djvu.txt

>>29265069
oh my

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>>29265069
>Having sex in an orphanage.
Yes yes, very comfy indeed

>>29253462
>roleplaying
Delete this

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>>29267165
It could be much worse anon, much much worse.

>>29265069
>not sharing the plunder with your crew
Disappointed

>>29255070
Tomoko Luna gives my dick the properties associated with rocks and diamonds, mainly hardness.

>>29253462
page 10 bumpo

>>29256487
BRENDAAAAAAAAAAN WHYYYYYY

>>29256538
It started good but then you took a swing at all the other good Anons that have been written and I don't like your story anymore.

Rape

>>29253462
>Anon completely ignores her, staring dead-eyed into the horizon as he reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out a gun.

>>29256598
>get into relatiknship with the orphaned orphan keeper
>produce your own foal together
>burn down the orphanage later, tuning out the screams
happy endings everywhere

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>>29271367
>>29271479
That's pretty fucked.

>>29271746
Ah shit, >>29270966 too.

No. I have an idea.

We marry the orphan mare. We get a harem of mares to work at the orphanage. We fuck more orphans out of the workers and make this a real fucking party.

Also give all the foals happy and loving homes.

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If you say "Comfy" unironically, get the fuck out. Go to tumblr or grow the fuck up.

Use your fucking english words, our superior race didn't conquer your retard ancestors and then painstakingly teach their dindu babies to speak and count to ten so you could fuck it up by outbreeding the ones that can use words better than "Comfy". We already have words like "Fluffy" and "Cute", if you need "Comfy", go find your mommy and shove your face into her rolls of fat.

>>29271781
But they're not orphans unless you kill the mothers

>>29271815
Who hurt you?
>>>/pol/

>>29256418
We already had a thread about this a year and a half ago

>>29271815
Comfy has no meaning these days and is used to defend shitty games/movies/albums. I'll allow your nigh-autistic outburst because enemies of my enemies are friends, yeah?
>>29271831
Hurt yourself.

>>29271815
Why so angry, kid? Did the popular girls in your school use to laugh at you a bit too much?

>>29271895
Stop samefagging and hurt yourself like I told you to, kiiiiiiiiid.

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>There had been an opening at the Manehatten orphanage
>It didn't pay too well, but it provided room and board
>Turns out, accidents do happen, but adopting is the last thing on a pony's mind when considering a family
>That was how it began
>You were the friendly cook who did his best to provide warm meals
>Equestrian law was pretty shit, you were only allowed to make the designated meals and had to follow a calendar for what to cook
>Like school lunch, only worse
>So you looked around in law books and found out that you could bypass the orphanage food regulations if you were sponsored by a church or goodwill group
>But you couldn't find a group, so you founded a goodwill group dedicated to the orphanage
>As the head and only member, you sponsored the Orphanage and started cooking real meals
>Ms. Petal, the head director, helped out but she was always slammed when it came to the finances
>It seemed there wasn't ever enough money to do what needed to be done
>So you started a garden to supplement the food costs
>Gardening was difficult, but the orphans loved to help
>Now the food was much better, at least
>Then came the winter
>The heater broke, so you became a repairman too
>It failed many times, eventually becoming a frankenstein of replaced and improvised parts
>So you shut down the main room for a week and built a hearth from stone and slate
>You found that the more you were able to fix things yourself, the easier it was for Ms. Petal
>But tonight, after dinner was served, you sat down by the hearth with a book in your lap
>Eager eyes watched as you opened up the book
>You looked at the cover
"Goodnight, Town from Footloose"
>"I like Footloose." a colt in the back says
"Goodnight, flour mill." you then turn the book for them to see
"Goodnight, abandoned warehouse where you dance when you're mad." you show them the warehouse
"Goodnight, church where you slap your daughter." you turn and show them the church
>Tomorrow you need to fix the roof

>>29271815
I'd be willing to bet you aren't even Germanic. You probably have brown eyes, you fucking autistic wehraboo.
>>29271883
Comfy defines something that brings up a faint feeling of relaxation. For example, farms are comfy because they bring up imagery of a quiet, somewhat relaxing life. An album might be comfy because it's nice for use as ambiance.

>>29271913
Nice.

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>>29271899
Try again, retard.

>>29271918
Consider this, a guy shilled Life is Strange because it was "comfy."
It has no meaning left. At all.
>>29271945
Speaking of trying, you're trying too hard. Ooh, that's gotta hurt.

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>>29271913
>Goodnight, Town from Footloose

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>>29271964
If you think that a word is ruined because a few retards used it, you obviously have no idea how fun works.

>>29253462
Everyone is calling her Ms. Petal. Is this an old OC like Milky that I don't know of?
I like her.

>>29271997
If by "a few retards" you mean "like a billion and I mentioned the worst offender," then holy fuck, it was ruined by a few retards alright. do i dare revive that "fun is a buzzword" meemee?

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>>29253462
Got the perfect book.

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>>29271913
>"Goodnight, church where you slap your daughter."

>>29271913
This is nice.

I came here to read and rape
And I'm all outta books

>>29271781
That's not how being an orphan works.

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>>29273921
Psh, don't be jealous that you can't have orphan orgies anon

>>29273678
Kek

>>29274010
But what if I dont want orgies?
I want an orphan cuddlepile

>>29274431
>The orphanage can't afford heating
>On cold nights, all the colts and fillies, as well as the orphanage's staff, all huddle together for warmth in a huge cuddle puddle

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>>29274448
Then one of the ponies farts and they all frantically try to escape the cuddle puddle, becoming cold once more.
BAD END

>>29274448
Actually cute

Also fuck comfyfags

>>29271815
kek what

>>29274532
If you "Kinda" trigger a tumblr retard, they flip out. Like if you criticize feminazism or the BLM or Islam. They'll start throwing shit at you. But if you FULL TRIGGER them with nazi imagery and jew-gassing jokes, they run away.

Possibility 1. SJWs are mentally-fucked babies that, despite all the shit they talk, only know how to go "Yikes, a nasty! It dus wowst mysoggynee! Fwuffy no wike!" when it comes to something they've been told to hate. They see a nazi, think "Fwuffy shun nasty!" and run away, giggling and thinking they're accomplishing something.
Possibility 2. SJWs are mentally-fucked sociopaths that embrace SJWism, rather than being brainwashed in it, and will only "Argue" with you for the excuse to start throwing shit at you if you seem like a calm, reasonable man that started questioning feminism and inspiring others to do the same. If you seem like a crazy on "The other end of the horseshoe", they don't touch you, hoping any normies that see you will not take you seriously. If they see you as a crazy person that opposes them, they don't attack you for making them feel invalidated and stupid and "Uncomfy", they hide in their safe spaces like kids hiding under desks in fear of nukes.

>But anon, why are you telling me your secret anti-sjw technique?

I really don't want to deal with SJWs right now. "Comfy" is a retard word for retarded people. It's a vague, subjective, meaningless word used when the lying deluded cunt talking to you can't think of any real big boy english words to use.

>>29268927
This

You aint dying on me yet

>>29271815
I don't really use comfy as a meme when talking about a thread, but being snuggled up with a warm pone when it's cold outside, watching children play and sipping on hot cocoa while listening to the fire crackle - what better word is there to describe that feeling and atmosphere?

Maximum fucking comfy. You might even prefer Mein Comf.

To me it's just a silly word my parents used whenever it came to snuggling up in a warm blanket and it just stuck with me.

>>29274984
well this is a pretty comfy thread

>>29276081
It is. It really is.

>>29272007
Not that I know of.

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>>29274984
I thought comfy just meant something that made you happy and feel warm inside. Like cuddling with someone under a blanket watching Netflix and drinking cocoa while it's raining outside or sitting by the fireplace in a cabin up with the mountains while drinking wine with your waifu naked on a bear skin rug or when you go couch shopping and you get to see how those really expensive couches feel.

When did comfy become a buzzword?

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>>29271815
Anon, you're either an idiot or this is bait, either or, get out. You are giving /pol/ a bad name.

>>29277450
Anon, at this point, I don't think /pol/ can get a worse name.

>Screaming and playful yelling fill the rooms of the orphanage, your kitchen being no exception.
>You tend to the stove, gently stirring a pot of cream of carrot soup.
>Had you been somepony else, you might've insisted in soundproofing the walls to keep from going insane.
>Luckily for you, you're able to tune out the noise no problem.
>Besides, you'd rather save the precious little funds you have for a rainy day.
>Even though the orphanage receiving royal funding, it's mostly due to the grace of local Ponyville residents and their donations that you're able to provide so much for the eight kids under your care.
>Spending money on things like that is just asking for trouble.

>Somepony tugging on your apron snaps you out of your thoughts.
>"Auntie Honeywisp, Anon's at the door."
>You rest the wooden spoon against the side of the pot, freeing your mouth.
>You turn to the little messenger, Dipsy, and pat her head.
"Thanks for telling me dearie, now just give me a second. Go tell the others that I'll be right there."
>She nods and gallops out of the kitchen.
>You set the stove on low and hang your apron on the wall before heading to the foyer.
>As expected, all the kids have gathered around the door.
>You honestly can't blame them for being so excited to see Anon again.
>He's really good at keeping them happy and entertained, not to mention how much of a pleasure he is to be around in the first place.
>Quite frankly, you wish he would stick around more for your sake, if not the children's.

Okay, I spent a bunch of time figuring out a rough story for this, but I'm only able to write a single post. I can't write when I'm so tired and desperately in need of sleep. Here's to hoping the thread doesn't die.

>>29278301
>you open the door
>there stands Anon with a metal rectangular can and a weird smile on his face
>Anon goes on about helping the foals with happy juice , soaking hem with it from the can
>The foals crazily run back in forth through the stream jumping and neighing
>Anon then looks at you with a gentle smile asking if he was the light of your life
>You excitedly proclaim yes to him
>His gentle smile turns wider and he tells the foals to close their èyes and make a wish
>You do the same and hear a sound of something like a magazine being brushed
>Happiness is easily seen from outside Ponyville that night

>>29277316
Never. Two autists are just throwing a shit-fit.

Cute poners

>>29272040
"Today I will be reading go the duck to sleep"
>"what's fuck?" Says a little colt
"Shut the fuck up and let me read you little nigger"

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>>29253462
I came to inside them again.

Stayin' alive bump

captcha: disco bajio

>>29281024
Either I'm going blind or some of the text is borderline unreadable

>>29281036
I'm medically diagnosed with 20/20 vision, and I could barely squeeze by. It wasn't easy reading at all

>>29281036
It's not just you. People should really take some notes on graphic design before they try to fancy up their text.

>>29281036
>>29281065
>>29281093
Pretty much Rarity was collecting her debts people owed her so she could donate it to the orphanage.

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>>29279344
Stop. Stop it now.

>>29278301
>The group of fillies and colts parts as you make your way to the door.
>Opening it, you find the welcome sight of Anon on the other side.
"Hi Anon, nice to see you again."
>"Nice to see you as well, Ms. Petal."
>The kids speak up from behind you.
>"What game did you bring today Anon?"
>"Did you bring any books from the library?"
>"No you doofus, he was going to teach us how to make paper airplanes, remember?"
>"Doofus? I'll show you who's a doofus!"
>You give Anon a sheepish grin and subtly try to break the kids apart with your hind leg.
"Aheheh, sorry about them. You know they just adore you."
>He waves his hand in reassurance.
>"It's nothing to worry about it Ms. Petal. I'm glad to be here."
>Jeez, after how many visits, he still insists on calling you Ms. Petal.
>The formalities make you feel so far away from him sometimes.
>You've said multiple times that you'd rather him call you Honeywisp or just Petal.
>In your fantasies, you even imagine him calling you Mrs. Anon...
>...
>Oh Celestia, is that weird?
>Is that a weird thing to say?
>A brief moment passes as heat rises to your cheeks.
"Well, um, oh my."
>Anon gives you a questioning look.
"Oh, I'm sorry, silly me, um. Please, feel free to come inside."
>You turn and awkwardly herd the kids inside, making way for Anon.

>>29281946
>Everypony is seated at the dinner table as you walk in from the kitchen, ladle in mouth and serving bowl balanced on head.
>You look to Anon, who's occupied the kids with a story of his Petunia Pan.
>It fills your heart with joy to see them take such a liking to him.
>You slide the soup onto the table and plop the ladle in.
>By now, the attention's been shifted from story to soup.
>"Mmmm, smells delicious Ms. Petal."
>You blush at the compliment.
"This? Oh no, you flatter me."

>Soon enough, dinner is served and everypony's digging in.
>Halfway done with his bowl, Anon breaks the silence.
>"So Ms. Petal, I can't help but be curious."
>You look up from your bowl to Anon on the other side of the table.
>"The kids have been telling me that you've taken a liking to a certain stallion."
>You nearly spit out your soup.
>You feel your insides shrivel up and die of embarrassment.
>The kids stifle giggles, and Anon looks equally embarrassed.
>"I'm sorry Ms. Petal, I didn't know it was a sensitive subject."
"No!"
>The kids start to laugh openly now.
"I mean, uh, I just didn't know the kids were so talkative!"
>You glower at the kids, trying to find who said you were interested in him.

>>29282095
This is good, real good, maybe even the best!

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>>29281860
Okay, I've finished inside.

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>>29281024
And then Rarity fucked all the orphans.
Generously.

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>>29282312
>>29282462
I came for cute, not nymphomania.

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>>29282491
You got both.

>>29281946
>orphan caretaker suddenly dropping her spaghetti over her fantasies
That's really cute.

>>29282095
>kids spilling her crush
kek

>>29282095
when will the kids set up some romantic dinner for petals and anon

>>29282802
>kids try to set up a romantic date
>they make a big mess
>barely pull through at the end
>date is a success
>the kitchen is on fire
>everything went better than expected

>>29271815
>painstakingly
A ortográfic neo nazi!!! Wow that something...

>>29281036
>>29281065
>>29281093
Considering I just came back from an eye appointment with dilated saucers that make reading impossible right now unless I'm at least a good three feet from the monitor, I can conclude all ya'll niggas blind as fuck.

But yes, that font is a fucking mess.

>>29267152
She looks so comfy

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>>29281946
>Please, feel free to come inside
Don't mind if I do.

>>29284387
one more for bed.

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>>29253462
I've find this one in my old earth stuff a very cool book the foals will love it !!

>>29253462
Yeppers! Today we're gonna read the little shitposter who could

>>29282095
Giving you a bump. I want more cute.

>>29253792

>SQUARE
>PIZZA

Bumping in hopes of more cute.

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>>29285716
Story when

>>29282095
This is adorable

>>29272007
I pulled the name out of my ass for the short little story up higher.
>>29271913
>using my shit name for your story
Thanks, famalam. That makes me feel nice

>>29285729
Detroit style pizza is square, and it kicks the shit out of Chicago or New York pizza.

This thread has too good a prompt to die so quickly

>>29265069
MY DICK IS SENDING OUT MULTIPLE OVERLAPPING DISTRESS CALLS

Bumping because this is original content and not a general

>>29288853
>That's no moon, that's a fully armed and operational blueball.

>>29289310
Sweet, naive Anon. That's how they all start.

10

"Ooh- so, which do you think they would like more?"

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>>29265069

There needs to be more of this, muh dick, he demands it.

Also, SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!

>> been about 5 months since you got to this strange colourful pony world
>> currently you’re making your way to the “low income” part of Ponyville
>> not really low income but like most places social divides are a thing that continue to exist and in your human mind its the best way to describe it here
>> about a month into your unplanned visit to Equestria while wandering the town out of boredom you accidentally stumbled into the orphanage thinking it was a store
>> Ms. Petal was surprising okay with your sudden entry (wink wonk) and explains what you actually just walked into
>> you had not really considered an orphanage being a thing here, but ah well guess shit happen in every world/dimension time whatever the fuk
>> As Ms. Petal had explained the orphanage to you, from the corners and doorways around you noticed small foals appearing to see the strange visitor.
>> much like a group of puppies after one brave foal had come over to say hello the others rushed you
>> its just as adorable too
>> as they bounce and trot excitedly around you as Ms. petal does her best to introduce the 7 present of the 8 foals in her care
>> the fillies and colts each piping up with their name
>> you spent the rest of the evening there helping out
>> seems you and foals get along great, odd as you hated human kids but eh these ones are far cuter

>>29292002
>> you might be a broken wreak of a human but damn it you still feel...
>> well... then again maybe not...
>> open the orphanage door with out a word of notice or shit given
>> Ms. Petal looks up from where she’s sweeping the main room as you enter
>> there’s no smile from her, but no scorn like last month either. She drops the broom from her mouth to her hoof
Already Friday evening again is it Anonymous?
>> her words are flat, but lack venom, your persistence has seen to that
yep, seems like there’s one every week
>> your reply is with a smile but your tone matches hers
>> pleasantries done with you toss the bag of bits to her hooves
>> fuck yeah royal per diem, Sparkle’s fuck up bringing you here is your reward
>> you see her muzzle scrunch up as she tests the weigh of the bag with a hoof
>> oh she would love to throw that money back in your face, yell for you to get out... but she wont she’s just as fucked as you now
if you’re not out that door at midnight, I’m calling the guard and the news ponies, one second more is all it’ll take!
>> you doubt she would do it, but you made this deal of “till midnight” and you’ll stick with it... at least for now
>> with a grin you slide past her heading for the stairs
i’ll be gone before you know it my dear
>> you hear her pathetic sigh then the jiggle of bits as she heads to her quarters, with that you climb the steps toward to foals bedrooms

>>29292002
Daww-
>>29292018
HEEL TURN

BAD TOUCH

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>>29292018
Well that went dark fast.

>>29292473
>>29293067

He's just going up there to read them a bedtime story and tuck them in is all

right?

RIGHT?

>>29293910
hes gonna tuck something in.

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>>29256598
>one day, ms. petal and anon are killed in a freak hoof-wrestling accident
>their children become orphans
>sent to orphanage
>history always repeats itself

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>>29253462
I've got the perfect book for 'em.

>>29294613
His secretly favorite filly

>>29292018
>Hi Mr Jackson, are you going to read to us tonight?
>Oh, from the same bed? Okay, so we can hear you read as we get cozy.
>You're so smart

ANOTHER BUMP TO MY NAME

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>>29292018
Don't bone the foals anon, you'll make them angry.

>>29253462

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bodda bee boo bump

>>29282095
why do the good die young?

>>29303648
Depression, at least in my case anyways.
>Everything you draw sucks
>Oh good, you're trying to write now huh
>Well, all your story ideas suck and your writing sucks
>Jesus, take forever to write a single post, why don't you
>Have fun disappointing everyone again
>Just give up already, no one gives a shit about you
>Oh yeah did I forget to say that you're no good at anything

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>>29255070
That pic

>>29301606

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Whatever happened to this qt?

>tfw the cute threads always die young

>>29308007
no

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>>29308986

My heart... it....it... Hurt

>>29311067
I believe the term you are looking for is
>HHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Bump in the night

>>29312446
Spoopy