Okay /mlp/ I've been putting this off for a year because

>>29245468
Your autism can go down in history.

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>>29245468
tl;dr

In short every time i fall asleep I dream I'm in equestria

And it's been going on for a year now.

>>29245499
>>29245509
Just don't watch the show in a while, don't come here and pretend it doesn't exist. I would say marathon another show, but you just said how they all mix in a clusterfuck, so yeah just try something else that doesn't involves ponies.

I tried that. I haven't watched in three months. It's not going away.

I think it's at the point where it's self perpetuating so my only real option is to just accept and embrace it.

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>>29245550
Go to a psych then, you may have an actual real illness. I don't know what else to say.

Well I do have autism but other than that my shrink says I'm perfectly fine.

>>29245648
>I do have autism
/thread

I walked in to that one. But I guarantee you I come off as a total normie in public

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>>29245468

>>29245787
Just fucking read it.

You could at least write like a high-functioning autist...

>>29245468
>Moral of the story don't marathon more than five seasons of FIM unless you dont dream
you can't have a nightmare if you never dream

>>29246302
Sounds like a win win if you ask me.

I'll be back later I'm going to go to bed since I just got back home from working the graveyard shift.

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>tfw actually have PTSD triggered vivid flashback style dreams and none of my dreaming has been this fucked up

Sleep tight anon, you fucked up hard. Take like 8 benadryl to add that extra level of fucked up

Green text your dreams please?

>>29245468
smells like fresh pasta

>>29246347
Sure.

>>29245468
Pony dream stories?
I had one the other day that was very odd, me plus a couple friends who didn't know I was a horsefucker, and I shit you not, dozens if not hundreds of other people from 4chan and the fandom ended up scattered across Equestria due to magic portal bullshit. Due to the massive influx of new residents (like 1,000+) and no where to put us the princesses let us all just go on our way, barely anyone goes to Ponyville. Eventually someone with too much time on their hands figured out humans could use magic (I think it was some bullshit like unicorns focused magic through a bone in their horn that was very narrow at the end and human finger bones were similar or some shit.) Celestia throws us all into a camp that's the size of a city, because everyone of us could use magic apparently and she didn't want a bunch of neck beards burning down buildings. So she stuck us all in their and ponies from the outside decided to join us for reasons ranging from, some of them liked the ones they met and wanted to meet more, some of them were depressed and wanted to see if this would help somehow, Equestria is a dangerous place because hell is a thing there and demons could apparently walk out the front door, and some of them were bored. During this time a bunch of true autists decided to turn themselves into ponies (funnily enough the spell was random and no one became their OC and if you weren't a unicorn you were stuck.) Bunch of shit goes down and everyone essentially gets a background character waifu (and I mean BACKGROUND background ponies) and it was actually pretty cool

tl;dr Bronies and horsefuckers alike invade Equestria by accident, Celestia refuses to put up with our shit, puts us into camps but forgot the ovens, the ponies decide to join us because some of them were suicidal, no one got their waifu and it was basically a weird romcom with the shit you'd see in a school romance setting

>>29246347
I'd read it

>>29246347
>Greentext adventures of an Anon who can't escape the pony dream world
Now THAT could be interesting.

>>29245468
I hope you kept a dream journal and will be copypasting it here shortly.