New movie logo and VA cast announcement. http://variety.com

>Zoe Saldana

LITERALLY WHO?

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>>29245145
They're really trying to push this to a normalfag audience aren't they

>>29245145
I want to stick my fingers in their ears.

>>29245145
>zoe-saldana
Getting a black actresses makes me hope that they will finally explore Zebra land. But I just I know they're just going to make her a sea pony or something.

>>29245165
Uhura

>>29245172
>normalfag audience

I think a lot of parents are going to be wary about taking their kids to the theater that will be equally jampacked with men who look and act like autistic sex offenders.

WHen the first EqG movie got a limited theatrical release, there were tons of horror stories from parents who had to leave with their kids before the movie was finished because the bronies were so inappropriate and creepy.

This will be that on a national level.

>>29245189
Also that green chick from Guardians of Galaxy.

>>29245145
>Zoe Saldana
Wasn't she playing the sexy Na'vi in Avatar?

>>29245145
>New movie logo
Not really, but now it's in better quality.

>>29245198
I like to imagine that the whole male audience starts moaning and groaning in unity every time they see pony butt waggling on the screen, while all the little girls just look disoriented and eventually start to cry.

>>29245198
I can already see the headlines.
>"Bronies caught masturbating in the theaters!"

>>29245217
To be honest I feel most of us can actually control ourselves. However just a handful of crazies will be enough for the media to blow it way out of proportion.

>>29245217

not to mention calls of 'mai waifu' every time a certain pony is seen.

if god forbid shipping, or even ship teasing happens I expect to see reports of REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEing.

>>29245145
If OP pic is the logo that's been known for a while.

>>29245225
>*audible ejaculations*

>>29245228
This.

>>29245172
Well yeah
Hasbro really wants this movie to be the big film of the year they have gone so far as to put a huge amount of effort into making it more gender neutral.

>>29245198
I hope this happens. The chaos would be glorious.

>>29245198
I saw the first EQG movie in theatres opening day. I'd say the crowd was about 30% families, 70% bronies. I didn't hear anything inappropriate, but the crowd was very rowdy and reacted loudly to anything they liked or didn't like.

Examples:
- When Sunset said country folk aren't that bright to Applejack, the bronies went "OOOOOOOOOOHH" like a Maury audience.
- When Vinyl's glasses were removed during the cafeteria song, the place went ballistic with cheering."
- When Derpy showed up during the credits, people screamed with pleasure and someone yellled "YEAH DERPY".

>>29245295

That's what I observed in early camrips, too.

Bronies not being explicit, just being obnoxious. And laughing WAY too loudly at every joke, like they had to force themselves to think it was funny.

>>29245198
this would have a chance of happening IF the brony craze were still around

Guess how things are right now

>>29245309
Yup, forgot to mention that, but you're right: every single joke was met with forced screaming laughter.

>>29245145
>unsure-ness about art style intensifies

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>>29245295
boooy, imagine the cringe in the premiere screening

>>29245199
Also that blue chick from Avatar

>>29245198
>tons of horror stories from parents who had to leave with their kids before the movie was finished because the bronies were so inappropriate and creepy.

Probably mostly fake by tumblr SJWs, like the majority of such "horror stories".

>>29245145
>S-see how we're wasting money on useless celebrity cameos instead of putting money into making a good story? J-just like the simpsons.
Hasbro can go fuck themselves.

I feel like I have something better to do with my life than this.

>>29245295
>When Sunset said country folk aren't that bright to Applejack, the bronies went "OOOOOOOOOOHH" like a Maury audience.
Fine as long as its not excesivly loud
>When Vinyl's glasses were removed during the cafeteria song, the place went ballistic with cheering.
Why the hell would they do that but yeah thats pretty not ok
>When Derpy showed up during the credits, people screamed with pleasure and someone yellled "YEAH DERPY
The hight of autism

>>29245350
4chan: The Post

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>Movie flops
We'd be that much closer to the ride ending, at least in terms of the now ,at best, hit or miss g4 series.

>Movie is gud
We get a good horse movie and 2d animated movies can make a comeback. Something that /co/ would have to begrudgingly acknowledge

There's literally no downside.

>>29245295
>
so pretty much everything went down like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHtomFSmb1k

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>reading the EqD article where this was brought to light
>make the mistake of scrolling down
I have strayed from God's light

>>29245406
>Movie is just okay

Show creeps along like it is now, slowly degrading but not taking a fatal blow

>>29245313
>Guess how things are right now
Exactly the same as they were then?
Didn't the brony craze die down after season 2?
I'm not sure I tried my best to stay away from that shit as best I could
obligatory what if this jump starts the brony craze again?

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>>29246180

>>29246180
I much prefer our brand of autism to this shit

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>>29245323
>we are mated for life

>>29246269
It's not much different from the average "this episode's not that bad" post.

So many celebrities, how many roles can there be?

>>29246333
Ponies are traveling across the world to gather some artifacts of shit, if the scenario wasn't remade completely. Celebrities are probably voicing rulers of all of those different lands and maybe some episodic characters as well.

>>29245145
Something is wrong, they made Applejack cuter than Fluttershy on the logo.

>>29245145

>another celebrity

That only mean that they're sacrificing the quality of the writing for this shit.

>>29245198
>>29245295
I nanny a 9 year old girl who loves mlp and she's really excited for this movie. I'm most likely going to be the one taking her to see it since we watch every new episode of pony together. I'm afraid that a bunch of autists will act out in the movie theater and completely ruin the experience for her. Holy fuck I hope this doesn't happen. At least not to an extreme level or something.

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Gee, I wonder which character the movie's writers like the most.

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>>29246758
The best one obviously.

>>29245198
>>29245295
>>29246661
I don't think a crowd cheering loudly and reacting to a movie is a bad thing, is it?

Now if they were to use adult language, then yeah that'd be pretty bad. But I honestly don't think it's going to be like that when the movie is released.

>>29246976
Depends on the exact circumstances.
I dont give a fuck if the audience swears like sailors though.

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>>29245198

>hasbro finally announces a my little pony: friendship is magic movie to be released in theaters.
>bronies around the world scream in delight
>meanwhile, in middle class suburbia, a little girl begs her mother to take her to see the movie
>her mother takes her the day the film opens and gets an early spot in the theater
>to her surprise, the other people crowding in are not children and their parents, but dozens of enormous, rotund men with long hair, acne, and neck beards.
>one such man walks down the aisle they are sitting in, his massive ass rubbing up against the mother and her daughter
>disgusted, the mother gets up and tries to take her daughter to another theater.
>she is horrified to find that other neckbeards are sitting all around her, and she can't get them to move.
>she an ehr daughter are encased in a prison of lard
>the movie starts
>sobbing, the mother and daughter remain seated, hoping to wheater the storm until the movie is over.
>when an instrumental of the theme song starts up, all the bronies sing it very loudly, scaring the girl to tears.
>when the man sitting next o her raises his flabby arms to clap and cheer, she is assaulted with a noxious could of body odor.
>the film continues, an tehre is a brief scene where fluttershy's butt is front and senter.
>suddenly, everyone in the theater goes deathly quiet, and for once the girl can hear what the ponies are saying.
>not for long
>everyone pulls their XXL gym shorts down and begins fagging furiously to the scene which has already passed.
>the mother grabs her daughter and holds her close, praying for it to end
>suddenly, audible ejaculations everywhere as semen is sprayed into the air in fountains, showering the girl in brony seed
>no easy task to clear the ground
>plant out tiny seeds

>>29246180
I audibly cringed

>>29246466
And that means 5-minute scenes and nothing else

>>29246758
You should be glad it isn't glimmershit

>>29246180
>why isn't everyone a bitter, cynical fuck like me and my horsefucker /mlp/ friends

>>29247245
Where's your handler

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>>29247188
I always waiting for somebody to post this

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>>29247245
But I'm not bitter or cynical at all. I'm looking forward to the movie.

I just don't make a point of spamming vapid replies that amount to "upvoted!! :D xD" on every thread or discussion under the sun.

>>29246661
>I'm afraid that a bunch of autists will act out in the movie theater and completely ruin the experience for her.

Unfortunately, you can be guaranteed of that.

>>29246620
It's kinda wierd that we only get information of who's in the movie and not what's in it.
I'm starting to wonder how long the runtime of the movie is... If it's about 100min and with this much celebrities must be introduced, the story could be extremely rushed to shove them all in.

>>29245145
I was kind of hoping we would have another male guest star, to even out. On the plus side, this movie is going to have so many new waifus!

>>29247371
>this much celebrities
Are you retarded or something?

>>29245145
I like the artsyle with the improved ears. Can't wait to see it in action!

>>29247686
>retarded
Are you ableist or something?

High resolution version

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>>29245145
Is the book out yet?

>>29247777
>that cut off shining beam
here goes the hopes for quality

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>that lighting & shading