>Anon, why are you such an asshole! You never show up to school,

>>29244293
>Stare at her, unfazed
"Fuck off, School destroyer."

>>29244313
>This kills the shimmer

>>29244293
Since she has no hooves everything she says holds zero value.

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>>29244293
>"You of ALL people, change ME for the better?"
>"Must I remind you what kind of person you are, Sunset?"
>"Go and be a superficial shallow wannabe saint all you like, but don't try your fake attitude on me, I will never forgive you."

>>29244335
Who's the green person on the right?

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>>29244293
Yare yare daze.

>>29244313
>This shuts her up
>She stays still for a second, unable to reply
>The cafeteria has gone completely silent the moment she started screaming in your face
>You can feel everybody's stare pointing at you two
>The previousl-bad-girl-now-loved-by-everyone and the weirdo with the frown
>You can feel their dismay and disapproval towards you
>You smirk for a moment, then take another look at the girl standing in front of you
>Her face is red, her eyes are literally wandering on the floor while she tries to find an appropriate comeback
>She's the textbook definition of "hurt" right now.
>A couple remarks more would probably start the tears flow
>But you're too busy being yourself to care for that
"Well? Do you need a map? If you'll excuse me I'll go back to my book, now." and by coldly saying this you resume reading.

>>29244346
Seems suspiciously similar to Lezard Valeth from Valkyrie Profile.

>>29244346
>>29244361
It's actually Anon. The pic comes from a story made by this guy.

http://pastebin.com/u/SciAnon

Warning, it's incomplete.

>>29244370
That's an interesting take on "anon", I like it. Thanks for the link.

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>>29244370
>Warning, it's incomplete.
More like warning, it will never be complete

>>29244360
>reading
What are you a fucking nerd?

>>29244389
I'm actually not too torn up about it, It was interesting and fun at first but near where it stopped I was losing interest fast.

Pretty much everything after they got off the bus for that trip just felt dumb to me. Not a very helpful "critique" but it's hard to explain.

>>29244360
>You pick up where you left, not paying attention anymore to her.
>You hear her footsteps slowly going away, then they stop.
>"...no"
>All of a sudden she turns back, grabs a seat in front of you and sits down, with arms crossed
"You're not going to let me eat, aren't you?"
>"Why are you always like that?"
"Like that what?"
>"Like THIS! You always badmouth people, treat them harshly and act like a jerk towards anyone!"
"Because they bore me while I'm trying to finish my book and lunch, maybe?"
>"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, ANON!? Please, speak to me!! Why are you so afraid of people!!"
>You look at her in silence, raising an eyebrow
"I'm not afraid of people"
>"Yes you are! You can't possibly hate EVERYONE to the point of withdrawing into yourself!""
"Hate? Don't be silly. I don't hate anyone"
>Surprised by this, her eyes sparkle for a brief moment
"I simply don't care."
>This casts another shadow on her face
>"...what"
"Listen, Shimmer..."
>"Call me Sunset, anon"
"Shimmer, let me ask YOU one question, since you apparently feel so adamant in preventing me from having a nice lunch break: what is YOUR problem with me?"

>>29244446
>"My...MY PROBLEM?!? I'm trying to BEFRIEND you!"
"Why"
>"Why what?"
"Why do you want to befriend me, of all people?"
>Her face turns into a perplexed frown, as if she was trying to understand the real meaning of the question
>"What do you mean 'why'? Because it's nice!"
"Ok, so you want to befriend me because 'it's nice'? That's your main reason? To titillate your good-girl ego?"
>"No, I-I...What's the point of this question!? Don't you want to have friends!?"
"Sincerely, no."
>"This makes no sense!"
"To you. To me it makes perfect sense. Some people are born to make friends, some other aren't. That's nature."
>"NATURE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FRIENDSHIP! It's something magic!"
"No, Shimmer. Friendship is a very definite kind of bond with people you share some interests with."
>"..."
"Let me ask you another question: what's my favorite color? My favorite food? What kind of movies do I like?"
>"How can I know, you're not giving me any chance to ask you!"
"See, that's the point: you're not trying to become my friend due to some shared interest, you're just doing it because you feel it right"
>"And it's not!?"
"No, since I'm not interested."
>This is another terrible blow. Her worried frown turns to a saddened face.
"The day I'll want to have friends I'll make sure to tell them about it, but as of now, there's NOBODY in this school who has ever picked my interest."
>"Anon..."
"So, here, now you know: I'm not making any friends because I don't care for the students in this school. Can I eat, now?"

>>29244483
good stuff

>>29244293
"Open a dictionary and find the word misanthropy. Welcome to Earth, Sunset. Not everyone wants to be friends."
>Everyone in the cafeteria has turned towards you both, jaws agape.
"What the fuck are you all looking at? The fuck did I do wrong?"
>You shake your head.
>You were born in the wrong generation.

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>>29244483
>"...I just...just..."
"...wanted to be friend, I know. Thank you but I'm not interested. Goodbye, Shimmer."
>And by saying this you get back to your book
>She doesn't say anything.
>You hear a couple sniffs, very muffled.
>Then the noise of a chair who's been pulled backwards
>"Ok, I'm...I'm sorry. Have a good lunch."
>'Already said goodbye', you think.
>Another brief silence.
>Then the sound of footsteps walking away
>Slowly.
>Dragging on the floor.
>And then it's back to the normal background chatter in the cafeteria.

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>>29244542
>"HAY ANON, why you sitting all alone?"
>"Don't worry, I'll be your friend!"

>>29244598
"But Derpy, I'm not real"
>and then Derpy realized she was sitting alone

>>29244542
This is good green

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>>29244542
>>29244483
>>29244446
>>29244360
Great so far, Anon. Please continue

>>29244747
I prolly will later, I'm a bit busy atm.

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>>29244612
>schizophrenic derpy green
>when

>>29244293
'images' added to filter

make sure the teach doesn't catch you on 4chan though, be careful, dude

>>29245003
>needing filters to make 4chan your safe space

>>29245028
These shitty eqg threads are like roaches, there's always another one scurrying out from somewhere.

>>29245003
>'images' added to filter
No you didn't, you'll just post the same shit in the next thread started by a mobilefag because you're the biggest autist on this board.

>>29245044
I don't get the hate for mobilefags. I have a computer and a phone. When I'm shitting and need to check for (You)'s, I'll pull out my phone. If I can't sleep, I'll pull out my phone. What about the phone automatically lowers my quality of posting? I'm the same person on a computer as I am on a phone. Hell, I'm least likely to post from a mobile device because I hate the keyboards so my chances of """shitting up a thread""" are lower on one. What exactly is the issue here?

>>29245220
Salty mobilefag detected


And that is how you win arguments on 4chan

>>29245220
It's transferred hate that has become a meme. Low quality and bait threads are often started with filenames labelled 'image.png', 'medium.jpg' and other such standardized filenames not commonly used on PC, but often used on mobile devices. Ergo, if you post an image with that filename you are likely on mobile. And those posters tend to be trolls/baiters/fucking idiots. So, if you post on mobile, you are one of these.
And while that is not necessarily true, it has happened often enough to become the default assumption.

>>29244335
>>29244370
Shit story for shit people.

>>29244542
>"You know what? No."
>Turning to the girl, you see her bull rushing you
>She tackles you before you can respond
>As you catch your breath, she begins dragging you away
>Grunting, you look to her as your body is dragged across the (you hope) cleaned floor
"Wh-ph-What?"
>She does not look to you
>"If anyone needs us, we'll be in the girl's locker room!"
>Your eyes shoot wide for a second as you look to her
"Wha- Why are we going to the girl's locker room?!"
>Sunset stops, looking you dead in the eye with the most rage filled expression
>"If you don't want friendship, I'll give you something MORE."
>She couldn't...
"L-Like what?..."
>The girl slowly turns back, resuming her dragging
>Letting off a squeal, you try to break free
"I need an adult! I NEED AN ADULT!"
>She kicks open the double doors, dragging your butt through them
"NOOOOOOoooooooo!"
>Your screams echo in the cafeteria as the doors swing closed


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>>29245450
>CHS becomes the MGE
>Every day Anon and the other boys must escape from casual >rape

>>29244542
>The next day, cafeteria again
>It's the same old routine all days
>Sitting alone, minding your own business
>While you're reading your book, the noise of a chair moving catches your attention
>Here she goes again
"Shimmer."
>"Anon."
>She already looks nervous
"Well?"
>"I'm here to see if you've changed your mind"
"About what?"
>"Friendship"
>You. Gotta. Be. Kidding.
"Lemme guess, are you going to wear me out till I say 'frieeeeeeend'?"
>"No, I just don't believe you"
"You don't...what?"
>"I don't believe you. You can't possibly be so cold, you must have a reason. And I'm going to discover which is it"
"Oh really"
>"Really. And then I will blow it away, whatever it is"
>Her hands, while saying this, are nervously fiddling with a pen.
>Poor thing, she can't even keep her composure
"Ah. So you want to blow, eh?"
>"That away, sure."
"Tell you what, if you really want so much to make me happy, while stopping at friendship?"
>"Excuse me?"
"I mean...there are a lot of other things a boy and a girl could do...to have fun..."
>She frowns and blushes a bit
"You're a pretty girl after all, why don't you make me happy...the other way round, huh?"
>"You're...you're being disgusting."
"Hey, you said you wanted friendship. After all what I'm proposing is friendship PLUS"
>"I know...I know what you're trying to do"
"Sure you do, you're one clever...minx."
>As expected this finally pisses her off.
>With her face completely red, she stands up and glares at you.
>Very, VERY enraged.
"...ooops, looks like your time is already up. What a shame."
>"Grow up, anon".
>And by saying this she walks away.

>>29245541
autistic Anon 2:0 Sunset

>Another day
>Another lonely lunch break
>This time you've brought a pair of earphones and are listening music on your phone while staring at the table
>All of a sudden, you feel a rustling besides you.
"Oh, FOR REAL!?"
>"Guess so"
>Shimmer has just picked up a chair and sit besides you.
"Don't you really know anything about the concept of personal space, Shimminx!?"
>"Maybe I do, maybe I don't."
"Well, then, I sense you're probably ready to upgrade my concept of Friendship, huh? Friendshp plus here we come!"
>"I'm here"
>She doesn't move a single inch, her arms still crossed
>Her eyes fixed onto you.
>"Well, then?"
"Don't provoke me..."
>"Do your worst. I'm waiting"
>You hesitantly raise your arm, uncertain about what to do.
>What the hell, this is stupid.
>You don't want to harrass nor hurt her.
>You just want to be left alone
>Is that too much to ask?
>'Well, here goes' you think
>And then put your arm on her shoulders
>"oooooooh no, this is so lewd." she mocks you.
"Eh, whatever, I'm not hungry"
>And then you stand up and leave the cafeteria

>>29245636
>Then you rush her from behind
"SURPRISE!"
>You get her bent over the table, your boner shining with the force of a thousand suns
"TAKE THIS!"
>You stick it in her butt, ripping through the layers of clothes
>She screams
"My love!"
>Thrust!
>Scream!
"My anger!"
>Thrust!
>Pained moan!
"AND ALL OF MY SORROW!"
>Thrust!
>Confused moan!
"SHINING DICKING!"
>Thrust thrust thrust!
>Continuous Shommer moaning
"Go... go.... GRAH!"
>You jizzum in her bum bum

>The day after that
>You're sitting on the table
>Eating your lunch
>Glaring at Shim's blue eyes, staring back at you.
"This is stalking"
>"You're free to walk away again, friend. I'm not stopping you"
"Oh god, you really hope to wear me out."
>"Let's talk, anon. Isn't it tiring?"
"What?"
>"Pretending to be so cold and angry all the time"
"I'm...I'm not pretending"
>"No, of course, you're the Master Evil Lord."
>There's another moment of silence
"Shimmer..."
>"Sunset"
"OK, SUNSET, WHATEVER. Do you really want to spend every lunch break annoying me!?"
>"I don't think you're annoyed"
"Look at my face, I'm pretty annoyed"
>"No. An annoyed guy would have alreadly left"
"...I'm eating"
>"I know, I picked the timing very carefully"
>What's wrong with her
"Come on, Shimmer"
>"Sun- no, you know what? Never mind. Use whatever you want"
"..."
>"You're welcome"
"Shimmer, listen, I already told you. I'm not interested in friendship right now. It's not your, mine or anybody else's fault. I just want to be...left alone"
>Silence
>Her eyes are still staring at you
>Then she smiles.
>"Ok, you're right. Have a nice meal."
"Jeez, thanks"
>"See you later, Anon"
"Wait what!?"

>>29245687
Teach me, sensei.

>>29245725
Shimmer's right, though. If he truly wanted to be left alone, he would have decked her in the face and gotten a week's suspension to get away from her.

>>29245759
>Only the extreme reaponse means they don't want it
>So I can keep going!
Shimmer would make a good sexual harasser and great rapist.

>>29245636
This Anon is a bitch.
I would have grabbed a boob.

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>>29245759
>The next day
>Lunch again because anon's fat lard mind can't comprehend anywhere else
>Ms.bacon approaches
>"Are you done being a grump?"
>You place your tendies on the tray
"fuk off yellow cunt"
>Flop your 600lb body out of the badly bent chair
>Screech to the heavens with the power of a thousand autisms
">NO HOOVES"
">NO HOOVES"
">NO HOOVES"
>Falcon punch her in her dumb cunt mouth
>You pull down your XXXXL bigboy sweatpants
>Spew forth liquid shit upon all of the observing students
>Still screeching all the while
>Pull up you bigboy trousers
>Resume dining on your tendies in peace

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>>29245888
checc'd

>>29244293

"Sunset, please sit down."
>Your voice is cold, and level, and controlled, the exact opposite of everything the fiery haired, and spirited girl accosting you is.
>Sunset blinks, furrows her brow, and looks like she's wants to say something, but thinks better of it.
>You go back to pushing a tasteless mixture of mashed potatoes and wilted vegetables around the plastic tray before you.
>You don’t even bother to look at her as throws herself down next to you, and you can literally feel the scorn rolling off of her in waves.
>You let the seconds drag by, and Sunset becomes increasingly agitated with you, tapping her boot on the floor, crossing her arms, and finally letting out a little huff.
>”Well? Why are you such an asshole?”
>You push the half eaten tray of food away, and turn to face the child.
“Is a knife evil?”
>She looks at you like you’re retarded.
>”Are you retarded? What does that have to do with literally anything? That question doesn’t even make sense!”
>She throws her hands in the air, and moves to get up.
>”Should have known you were just being a dick . . .”
>She mutters to herself, disentangling her boot from the long bench beside the lunch table.
“It cuts. All it can do is cut. You can try and use a knife for something else, but at the end of the day, all it can do is slice, or carve, or peel. It’s dangerous. You can hurt yourself, or others with it quite easily, if you’re not careful.”
>She takes two steps away from you, before actually pausing to think about it.
>”Well . . . no, it’s a tool. A tool can’t be evil. Only the person wielding it.”
>You actually grin a little at this.
>She turns around, still scowling, but she took the bait.
>Now she’s too curious to just storm off and call you an asshole.

>>29246049

“Alright. So what about a computer. Can a computer be evil?”
>She scowls, face twisted in a look of disapproval and contemplation.
>The competitive part of her doesn’t want to be wrong, but the part that hates you doesn’t want to play into your little game.
>The internal turmoil is a little amusing.
>Just a little.
>”No . . . no a computer can’t be evil. It’s programmed by people, and the programmers are responsible for whatever the computer does or decides.”
“So the missile guidance system for a nuclear bomb isn’t evil? Even though it’s sole function and capacity is death?”
>She gives you a weird look at this, and her voice takes on a tone of caution.
>”Anon . . . do you need to talk to someone about things?”
>Now it’s your turn to scowl.
“It’s a leading question, not a cry for help. Is it evil?”
>She looks uncertain.
>”I . . . it’s pretty bad, I mean . . . there’s really no good way to use that . . . you can’t use it for anything other than massive destruction. I don’t really think I can say that it’s evil, because it’s just a machine, but it certainly isn’t good.”
>You nod in approval.
“Then what about the men that created that computer? What about the men that created the three and three quarter megaton warhead on top of it?”
>She scoots away from you now.
>”Anon . . . this is seriously why no one talks to you.”
>You stare at her, eyes boring into hers as she tries to flee from your withering gaze.

>>29246058

“The men who made this monstrosity, this tool for instant genocide, made it out of fear, and out of a desire to protect the things they held dear. They, just like the guidance system the built, took the input of fear, a desire to protect, and combined it with a vast knowledge to create the most deadly weaponry made by man. Mutually Assured Destruction, Sunset. We like to think that we’re different from the machines we make, but it’s just orders of magnitude of complexity. It’s the difference between one and one thousand, just orders of magnitude. It’s cause and effect, down to the core, running back to the moment existence began.”
>She looks at you like you’re crazy.
>You’re self aware enough to realize she might be right.
“You’re popular, you’re attractive, and you’re ambitious, those are the things that you ‘just are’.”
>Her face takes a bit of a pinkish tinge as you say this, but you don’t pay that any mind, as your voice is rising in tone and tempo.
“You are the sort that can be better, you’re the kind that can tell yourself ‘today is a new day, and I’m going to make the most of it. But you have to understand, the thing that makes up who you are, is all just electro-chemical potentials either firing or going dark in a neural web so complicated, we can’t simulate it with the largest supercomputers on the planet. Your web is so advanced, it can modify itself. It can take in data from its environment and then modify its decision making process based on that. The data input can rewrite the program that is named ‘Sunset Shimmer.”

>>29246067

>Your body is gripped by an almost mad fervor, as you practically spit these things out.
>You seize her by the shoulders, shaking her as you bellow into her face.
“WE’RE MACHINES MADE OF MEAT SUNSET, WITH CIRCUITS MADE OF NERVES. YOUR MODEL CAN BE GOOD, AND MY MODEL CAN’T SUNSET. IT JUST CAN’T. I’M A SCUM SUCKING ARROGANT PIECE OF SHIT. I HATE YOU, I HATE THIS PLACE, BUT MORE THAN ANYTHING-FUCKING-ELSE I HATE MYSELF. I HATE THAT I CAN’T CHANGE LIKE YOU, BE HAPPY LIKE YOU, WALK, TALK, AND SMILE LIKE YOU. I HATE THE WIRING IN MY HEAD THAT LETS ME SEE THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN US, AND THEN WON’T LET ME CHANGE THEM.”
>Only half the lunch room was staring at you when Sunset accosted you.
>Now the entire lunch room was dead silent, and every set of eyes was on the two of you.
>You could hear the analog clock on the far wall, a good 80 feet away, tick steadily away in the dead silence.
>You look at Sunset’s quite crimson face, eyes wide, leaning away from you.
>You gingerly release her shoulder, and avert your own gaze in a mixture of shame and embarrassment as your body visibly deflates.
>Your voice is just above a hoarse whisper, all of your passionate flaming vigor spent, and you barely manage to creak out just a few more words.
“I don’t want to be the human detritus that I am, but . . . either shaped by circumstance or nature, I just won’t change. I have all the basic compulsions of a human being to seek out companionship, perform meaningful work, and develop strong social ties, but none of the ability to attain them.”

>>29246077

>You lift your head slowly, and find much to your surprise that rather than scorn, Sunset’s face is twisted into a look of deep concern for you, and her hand hovers just a few inches away from your shoulder, as if she’s afraid that touching you might break you even further.
“Even this attempt to make you understand, to communicate, it’s just another example of my own disfunction.”
>You sigh, head dropping to your chest as you hear the whispers begin to race around the lunch hall.
>By this time tomorrow, you’d wager that the teasing would start.
>The common student would whisper his insults behind your back, and laugh with his friends about it.
>The popular sort would follow up on whatever agenda Sunset planned.
>It’d take longer, but the athletics team would come up with a kinetic prank of some kind, or a physical reminder of your outburst.
>It’d take a month or so, but this would fade. It’d fade quicker if you ditched school more often.
>Something warm gently rests on your shoulder.
>It almost makes you jump, the sensation is so foreign.
>You glance up into a pair of dazzling, intelligent, turquoise colored eyes.
>”You . . . you need help Anon . . . help that I don’t think me and the girls can give you.”
>You draw in a long, smooth breath, count to three, and let it out, straightening back up.
“I know.”
>You stand, and mechanically grasping your tray, you turn away from her.
>You march off to the trashcan to discard the quite frankly insulting attempt at food you pushed around your tray for the past 20 minutes, the off white slop landing in the bottom of the bin with a wet, heavy thud.

>>29246092

>If you turned your head, you might see the look of helplessness, and struggle in Shimmer’s eyes.
>You don’t.
>If you talked to her, you might realize that she said that in haste, and that she was still willing to try and help you, now that she had gotten a bit of insight into who you were.
>You’re not going to.
>What you are going to do, is enjoy the several months of peaceful anathema you just earned yourself.
>It was a calculated risk. On one hand, this might actually result in a breakthrough, a path to a new you, a life with other people in it.
>On the other, you might actually be able to get the seven of the most self righteous individuals you’ve ever met to keep from obsessively sticking their collective nose in your business for a while.
>No matter the outcome, you win, really.
>At least that’s what you desperately tell yourself as you walk out of the building in peaceful, if cold, solitude.

>>29246100

Like, subscribe, or do whatever. I have a pastebin somewhere. This will go in it when I remember my password, or find someone who does.

>>29246100
Shit nigger, that's deep.

About as deep as the underwear in your buttcrack from the wedgie I'm about to give you, nerd.

>>29246100
>I have no mouth and i must autism.
Still liked it though

>>29244293
>Because the only way I can laugh is if it's by making someone else mad.

>>29246405
>With a growl she finally snaps and screams at you, waiving her arms comically
>"YOU ARE A MASSIVE, COCKGOBBLING FAGGOT!"
>The entire cafeteria stares in awe
>You smile
"We are friends now."
>"...What?"

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>>29245415
No

>>29244293
Chris Brown her.

>>29245220
Bcause it's lazy. One isn't invested in something when they can imidiately close and put it away. You can't just close a book and stash it away in a second, as much a hread with little pretty ponies.

>>29244770
Please update soon

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>>29245393
>likely on mobile
>don't even have mobile
>I'm just lazy and don't change derpi pic saves most of the time
feelsbadman
pic related

I guess I'm just writing more or less the same everyone did but this prompt has something to it so here we go.

>Anon, why are you such an asshole!
>You never show up to school, and when you do, you're either ignoring everyone or you're a complete jerk.
>Can't you tell that me and the girls are trying to change you for the better!

>What the fuck?
>You try to say something but your mouth doesn't do your biding.
>Why? How? WHAT THE FUCK!?
>For the better...
>Asshole...
>You take a quick look around.
>People are looking.
>All you fucking wanted is a fucking bit of peace!
>Just this ONCE!
>Pity!
>Looking down at you!
>You start to get nervous, mixed with multifariously different emotions.
>When you try to speak your hoarse voice cracks, barely above a whisper.
"Fuck you."
>Shimmer is dumbfounded.
>Quickly you pack all your stuff into your backpack and go.
>Fuck this shit.
>You don't give a fuck if your food smears on the books.
>All you want to do is leave.
>You swing your backpack over your shoulder and head for the exit.
>"Anon..." says a fading voice behind you.
>As if you gave a fuck!
>Why does that CUNT have to mess with you!?
>You are not bothering anyone!
>Fuck her! Fuck everybody!
>Fucking selfrighteous assholes...
>YOu head towards the mall. Not like you have any money but it is the best way to pass time until the bus arrives that'll get you h-
>To your place.
>You look through the magazines.
>Garbage.
>Garbage and filth.

>>29247874
>You check the games. There are a few that you could like.
>The possibility to steal them crosses your mind before you put them back.
>It is almost time...
>When you make your way to the bus stop you try to stay a little offside.
>You don't want to interact with those fuckers.
>The ride home takes a while.
>You listen with your earphones and look out of the window.
>The same landscape, nothing changes.
>You wouldn't even be here if the schools didnt threaten to call in the police.
>Your mom.
>Fouling one's own nest.
>The walk home.
>When you open the door to the hallway you see the dirty wallpapers, wirth dark brown stains, next to piles of clothes and other stuff that make passing difficult.
>You get to your room and throw your stuff on the floor.
>You take out the rest of the breakfast and throw them away before you go down to boot up the pc.
>Playing with your headset on is calms you down.
>When the door opens and your brother calls you to lunch you sigh.
>You hoped you would get a few bucks for a frozen pizza and some ice tea.
>Lunch is the same as always.
>Dad rants and clamors. He picks on you as always, insults you. You don't answer. You wait for the storm to pass.
>You eat quickly and wait for the moment you can finally get up.
>You take the dirty dishes of everyone and put them into the kitchen next to all the other and mountains of expired tea, spices and other shit.
>Time to play some games.
>It is 1 am.
>You need to get up at 6.
>Fuck.
>Sneaking up to your bedroom you lay in your bed.
>It takes an eternety until you fall asleep.
>The last time you looked at the alarm it was 3:15 AM.
>The buzzing wakes you.
>Groogy you push the snooze button.
>Again.
>Again.
>Again.
>Your mom opens the door. She screams at you.
>Again.
>Again.
>You are late!!
>Quickly you put on some random cloth that lie around and run to the bus.

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>>29247884
interest is peaked

>>29247884
>During the drive you listen to your music that dampens the static of all these assholes.
>Should you visit classes or just go to the mall directly?
>You haven't been to schools for a thrid of the year.
>You could still pass, just barely.
>Following the herd of zombies you find yourself in class.
>You watch the clock and listen.
>The teacher asks question about the topic but none of the others answer.
>HE JUST SAID THE SHIT FIVE MINUTES AGO!
>HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW!?
>You like to just shout the answer to get it over with and stop this boredom.
>This is silly.
>You didn't bother to raise your head from your folkded arms nor to take notes.
>Bored you try to catch glimpses of your "classmates".
>You don't even know the names of most.
>Why should you?
>Shimmer is staring at you!
>You quickly avert your gaze to catch another glimpse a few seconds later.
>What the fuck is her problem!?
>You don't hurt anyone.
>All you want is to be left alone.

>>29248053
>During the drive you listen to your music that dampens the static of all these assholes.
>Should you visit classes or just go to the mall directly?
>You haven't been to schools for a thrid of the year.
>You could still pass, just barely.
>Following the herd of zombies you find yourself in class.
>You watch the clock and listen.
>The teacher asks question about the topic but none of the others answer.
>HE JUST SAID THE SHIT FIVE MINUTES AGO!
>HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW!?
>You like to just shout the answer to get it over with and stop this boredom.
>This is silly.
>You didn't bother to raise your head from your folkded arms nor to take notes.
>Bored you try to catch glimpses of your "classmates".
>You don't even know the names of most.
>Why should you?
>Shimmer is staring at you!
>You quickly avert your gaze to catch another glimpse a few seconds later.
>What the fuck is her problem!?
>You don't hurt anyone.
>All you want is to be left alone.
>Why can't she mind her own fucking problem?
>You are not sure but because you cut school but she started in a pretty bad spot. Alone.
>You sigh.
>Poor girl.
>When the bell finaly releases you from the suffering of the class you speed towards the bushes to have a smoke before the next class.
>Physical education.
>Who the fuck needs that shit and why should you participate.
>You didn't bring your gear.
>All you do is sit on the bench as they are doing their fucking programm.
>On the other side of the bench there are two other guys who "forgot" their stuff.
>Staring at the girls. Fucking animals.
>Shimmer looks at you from time to time between chatting with the other girls.
>They are giggling.
>They are making fun of you.
>Fucking cunts...
>Humans, always kicking the ones that are below you.

>>29244542
This is like a bad end in some visual novel. I like it.

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>>29244293
>You pause, everyone is staring in silence, you slowly stand from your squatting position
"Oi! Can you not see I am of eating the shashlik!"
>Sunset Shimmer rolls her eyes
>"Just because you're an exchange student from Slavistan doesn't mean you get to act like this Anon"
>You are upset, this is the only time of day you're allowed to squat
>Apparently, you're only able to 'sit' in chairs at this school
"Why is Sonset always be interrupting of Anon during squat time, cyka blyat!"
>You reach into your pocket, withdrawing sunflower seeds, and toss them at Sunset
>The sunflower seeds hit her jacket, not even phasing her
>"See! Just like that Anon. Throwing sunflower seeds, blasing that 'hard bass', getting into fights, the list goes on!"
"Ha! Nyet, Sonset must of be living under rock, in Slavistan it is everyday activities"
>"You think I'm going to buy that excuse? You know what Anon, out of all the foreign exchange students we've had; you're the worst"
>There's an awkward silence in the cafeteria
>This statement upset you greatly
"Oh look at me: 'I be Sonset Shimmar here who be tellings of character' blyat, did babushka forget to pack lunch for you or are you always of upset every day?"
>"Anon... Just..."
>Sunset shakes her head
>"We're just trying to help you Anon, every day you always squat in the back of the cafeteria or spout insults at people. I just want to help you, everyone needs a friend Anon"
>You stare at Sunset, crossing your arms, with her basically saying she wants to be your 'friend'
>Sergei and Ivan back home were friends, Sunset however? She probably couldn't even squat
"Well... Eh..."
>You figure being Sunsets 'friend' might be worth a try, there's nothing better to do anyway
"Alright, Sonset, I will try being friend. Now, if you be excusing of me"
>You slide your feet apart at shoulder length, then squat.

>>29248151
>You avert your gaze and pretend not to notice.
>A few hours until you can go.
>P.E. everyone minds their buisness, they chit-chat among their hollow friendships.
>Shimmer comes towards you.
>You can't help but to notice her silhuette under her leather jacket.
>"Anon!"
>Put in your ear-plugs and light up a smoke while you turn around.
>Fuck off bitch.
>You move towards the schoolyard in your usual speed.
>There is a hand on your shoulder.
>You turn around.
>Shimmer looks at you her expression displays and and something else.
>You'd like to punch her face.
>How dare she touch you.
>Memories surface and a shiver runs down your spine.
>Have you EVER done anything to hurt her? Why can't she mind her own fucking business?
>You barely hear her over the musik.
>"Anon ... wrong ... behave ... help"
>If you want help seek the fucking useless couceler!
>You open your mouth to to say something but nothing comes out.
>so you move the cigarette to your mouth and inhale deeply.
>You don't blow the smoke in her face, just near her so the wind carries it into her face.
>She gets louder.
>Are that tears?
>Have you gone too far?
>Her hand leaves your shoulder.
>You take a step back and look at her uncertain.
>Why can't you leave me alone?
>You turn around and get going.

>>29248261
>blasing that 'hard bass'
MY SIDES
OH GOD
SEND HELP

>>29248301
>The rest of the day passes uneventful.
>When you get home there is a message on the table with a few coins.
>It says "no diner today"
>You almost smile.
>A trip to the supermarket and you got a frozen pizza and some heap ice tea.
>You play some mmorpg until deep in the night again.

Might write more in a few hours if this thread survives.

>>29248301
>You can't help but to notice her silhuette under her leather jacket.
What did he mean by this?

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>>29248389
Obviously the jacket is war machine that floats around her.

>>29246049
>Amphetanon
WHAT

>>29246100
bad end

i thought you were rip

>>29248261
Amazing.

>>29248261
Please more, comerade Anonosky! We can drinkglug with traditional Vodkanite to toastbrate in honor of your typewrite storytell and then chugslup more in honor of frenship and magik, da.

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>>29248354

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>>29248261
>It's been 3 weeks from that day, and though you've gone through some rough patches; you consider them friends
>Twilight doesn't bother you much, she just reads her books
>Fluttershy doesn't talk to you much
>Pinkie Pie likes you, though she just laughs at everything you say, probably because she doesn't understand you. Probably because your English is a little too good
>Applejack is from the country, like your father; though she doesn't grow potatoes
>Rarity just talks about how your Adidas tracksuit is 'drab' or 'unfashionable' but she doesn't know that a Slav's power comes from his tracksuit, she likes your ushanka though
>Rainbow Dash always talks about sports, so you tried teaching her the Slavic sports of drinking vodka and professional squatting. She wasn't very interested
>Sunset Shimmer has at least opened up to you more, you've talked much about your home country to her more
>You've been more open now, hating everything in this country less than before

>You've met outside after school. You find yourself squatting next to Sunset Shimmer who was sitting next to the big horse statue
"And then I said 'is this a mint cigarette? What are you, gay?' and then I punched him in the face"
>"That's an... Interesting story Anon..."
>You two sit (and squat) in silence for a few minutes
>"You know, Anon..."
>Sunset turns towards you
>"I've misjudged you, I've learned a lot from you and your culture"
"Da, is no problem"
>"I'm happy you warmed up to everyone at school"
"Net, school is still terrible, country is bad, can't wait to back home to Slavistan"
>Sunset shoots a puzzled, but angry look at you
>"Really? After all this Anon, you're still the jerk I confronted in that cafeteria?!"
>She crosses her arms, starring daggers at you
"I am not of disliking you Sonset"
>She rolls her eyes, looking away from you letting out a heavy sigh
>You murmur 'Blyad' under your breath
>You didn't mean to make her mad

>>29244335
Rip Sci. He will never continue the story.

>>29245541
This works very well, 10/10 Anon.

>>29246049
What re you doing here? You know RGRE is waiting for you, right?

>>29249171
>"And then I said 'is this a mint cigarette? What are you, gay?' and then I punched him in the face"
ayy

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>>29246152
kek'd

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>>29246543
>tfw I only feel comfortable when people insult me jokingly
>tfw I can't react properly to recieving compliments.

>>29246121
Check RGRE
>>29246543
Its orky enough.

>>29249290
You might have a problem

>>29247884
Desire for more intensifies.

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>>29249171
>You take off your track jacket, revealing your Adidas t-shirt underneath
"Here, is now yours"
>You put the track jacket around Sunset Shimmer
>"But Anon, you just told me this is the source of your Slav power"
"Net, the Adidas is only overpriced jacket, true Slav power comes from within. Take jacket, it remind you of Anon and give you strength of Slav"
>"I don't... I don't know what to say Anon"
"Is no need to say anything"
>Sunset Reaches into her bag, withdrawing a book with a red and yellow sun on the cover
>"Anon, I don't have anything to give you, but I want to show you this; I've been where you have, and in the end I've learned about the magic of friendship. Here, these are some of my messages I've written to, and this is going to sound crazy, a princess from another universe"
>She hands you the book
>You open it up and flip through the pages, skimming through it but not really reading through it because written English still doesn't make that much sense to you
"Da, is very... Inspiring... Lots of... Good words"
>You hand the book back to Sunset Shimmer
"So, Anon will meet printsessa of good times?"
>"Well, I haven't be able to get in contact with her recently..."
>She stuffs the book back in her bag and stands up
>"It's been great Anon, I'll see you around tomorrow"
"Da"
>Sunset began to walk home, you decided to squat next to the statue for a little longer
"Is good"
>You hear a noise next to you, like the sound of a man stepping on broken vodka bottles with boots
"Who be making the crackling noise?"
>You quickly stand up and begin investigating the sound
>The sound appears to be coming from the side of the statue next to you, the shiny metal has begun to shimmer
"Ah! Problem found, is too clean"
>You reach into your pocket and pull out a handful of sunflower seeds, spit into your hand, and throw the spit wadded seeds into the mirror
>Once they make contact, they suddenly disappear
"Oi! Statue take sunflower seeds!"

>>29248354
Sounds good.

>>29248301
>>29248354
You grammar is listing a little to the left at the end of this, but I can only guess that you've been up for awhile.

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>>29249334
>She hands you the book

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>>29249334
>"Ah! Problem found, is too clean"
Keked hard

>>29244483
Not doing this to be an ass, but because I want people to learn before the art is lost forever, but
>picked
*piqued

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>>29249334
>You roll up your t-shirt sleeves, and push back your ushanka
"Is looking for fight? You get ass kicked now"
>You run and punch the statue, but in the process you fly through it and down a spiraling hole
"This is not how I be thinking I diiiie!"
>Your ejected from the fall into a weird chamber room, you feel a light tingling sensation, but otherwise everything is normal
"Well, is good trip, but is time to go back"
>You turn around to face the portal
>A door suddenly swings open
>"Halt"
>A pony wearing golden armor stands at the ajar door, holding a spear in his hoof
"Oh blyad, is still weird country"
>"Don't move! You're trespassing in the Princesses castle!"
>Princess? Sunset said she was trying to get in contact with a princess, if you find the princess and bring her back to Sunset, then you can show her the power and determination of Slav power
"Oi! Smol horse! You be taking me to printsessa"
>"Uh, no, you're coming with me"
>You respond with some Slav-fu, flailing your arms and legs to beat him up before he can even swing his spear
"Ha, you talk the trash you get the smack"

>You've found your way out of the castle using a nearby window, and have walked, squatted, and cossack kicked around the city to find your way to the Princess
>The passers by keep saying stuff like 'look at that creature!' and 'what is that?' and 'how is he able to squat and kick his legs at the same time?'
>But one pony was immediately entranced once laying eyes upon you
>"No way!" a mint green pony blurts out
>Unlike the other ponies, she runs right up to you
>"Sweet Celesta! No way! I thought humans were just a myth!"
>You squat down next to make eye contact with the pony
"Hello little horse, I am Anon, full time Slav and Shashlik King"
>She extends a hoof forward, and you shake it
>"I'm Lyra, Lyra Heartstrings"
"Do you know where printsessa of the friendships is? I must find for Sonset Shimmar"
>"Princess Twilight?... I know where she is"
"Blin on a plate! Take me to at once!"

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>>29249520
>"Well, it's kinda far from here Anon, I traveled here by train"
"Hmm..."
>This posed to be a problem, but a solution came to mind
"Come little horse, we go get Slavmobile, drive through portal"
>"I don't even know what that is, sounds fun!"
>You pick up Lyra and run back towards the castle, climbing back through the window
>The guard you faced last time stood by the door, holding an ice pack on his head
>"Hey! You again! Stop! You're under arrest!"
"Nyet! Be shutting of your face!"
>You run up and kick him right in the face, causing him to go flying through the portal
"Now we of be going Lyre, hold onto Anon"
>You jump through the portal, spiraling back towards your world
>You exit out on the other side still holding the pony Lyra
>However, on all fours, was a human wearing the gold plated armor
>"Whats... Whats going on?"
"Shut up Cyka!"
>You run up and kick him in the stomach, then throw him back through the portal
>Lyra looks at her hooves, then looks at you
>"So wait... If he changed into a human, why didn't I?"
"Slav power protects Anon"
>You pick Lyra back up and run back to your boarding house, parked in the driveway was the Slavmobile: a 1996 Golf Mk3
"Now Lyre horse, let us ride"

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>>29249595
>You drive the Slavmobile strait through Twilight's doors, smashing through both, causing you to come to a hard stop
"Is this right place?"
>Lyra is completely tangled up in the seat belt from the crash
>"...Yeah"
>You step out of the car and walk down the hall
>A light purple pony with a blue streak suddenly jumps out at you from a hallway
>She quickly shoots a magic blast at you, but you respond with a handful of sunflower seeds to intercept the shot
>As the sunflower seeds collide with the magic you grab your vodka bottle with your other hand and toss it at her head
>The bottle smacks her right above the eye, knocking her out instantly
>+300 XP
>You walk into the main foyer, with a purple alicorn stood, holding a frying pan and ready to strike
>"Wait a minute..."
>The alicorn lowered her frying pan
>"You're... A human..."
"Yes, I be coming to get printsessa for Sonset Shimmar"
>"Sunset Shimmer needs help?"
"Let us just be going now"
>"...Ok?"
>You take Twilight back to the Slavmobile, she sits in the back seat with Lyra still occupying the passenger seat
>Lyra looks at Twilight as she gets in the car
>"Oh, uh, hey Twilight. How are you?"

>Have meltdown the instant she starts yelling
>Run home crying and hang myself
>Whole school suddenly mourning my loss
>mfw I get a whole page dedicated to me in the yearbook

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>>29246067
>Our actions are chemical reactions

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>>29249677
>You drive back through the portal
>"Wait, hold on just a minute!"
>Twilight looks at herself, still in pony form
>"Your machine must have tampered with the portal, go back!"
"Nyet, Anon came all this way for printsessa, is too late to go back"
>You shift the Slavmobile into high gear and hit the gas as you speed down the road towards Sunset's house
"We are here now!"
>The sun was beginning to rise as you quickly hopped out of the Slavmobile
>You run to the passenger side and pick up Twilight, you put her under one arm as you run up to Sunset's door
>You raise your arm to knock on the door, but before you can it swings open
>Sunset stood there, backpack slung over one shoulder
>"Anon?"
"Sonset, it is Anon, I wanted to show you true meaning of Slav strength and bring you printsessa"
>You hold Twilight up with both arms
>"Um... Hi Sunset... This is... Kinda weird"
>Sunset looks at you, then looks at Twilight, then takes Twilight from your hands
>"Well, thank you Anon, this was really kind of you to do all this"
"Is no problem, is what comrades do"
>"You know Anon, I learned an important lesson from you; friendship is not just about trying to change someone, it's about accepting who they are, even if they're a little strange"
"Ha! Ha ha!"
>You slap your knee
"Is funny joke Sonset, I go home now, get ready for school"
>You walk back over to the Slavmobile
"Oh, and Sonset, Lyre horse said she want to live with Anon now"
>Twilight facehooves
>You drive back home, playing hard bass out your car speakers, with Lyra sitting in the passenger seat
"Lyre horse"
>"Yeah?"
"I'm going to skip school today and play Counter Strike"

The end.

What you Anons think?

>>29249792
It was a funny little read tovarish.

>>29249792
This needs to be an ongoing story.

>>29245636
fag

>>29249887
I write a lot of horrible cancer which I dump on my fimfiction profile, I'd totally write more if I have time.

>>29246100
Damn those feels are close to home

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>>29249792
Truly a magical story.

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>>29249792
>"Oh, and Sonset, Lyre horse said she want to live with Anon now"
I think we need future stories on the misadventures of slavanon and Lyra.

>>29249887
>>29250176
>>29250189
I might write more of these stories, maybe, idk

Here's my cancerous fimfiction if I do:
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/That_Gamer_Scout

>>29250243
You weren't kidding about that cancer friendo, going to put the slavanon up there or throw it in a pastebin?

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>>29250265
I completely forgot about pastebin
http://pastebin.com/FHD6nSHs

>>29244293
This is blatant wish fulfillment bullshit. Actual high school misanthrope losers aren't given the time of day by anyone, let alone cute girls.

This shitty thread is proof enough that this premise is only attractive to petulant sperglords.

>>29244293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBJ4rHjqg4Y

>>29244346
SciAnon, a godtier source of righteous anger and frustration. Righteous anger over Anon hating Sunset and her friends guts and being justified in it.

Frustration because SciAnon abandoned his story a long time ago.

>>29250336
You'd usually be right, but this cute girl specifically has an agenda. That's the whole point, she's just doing it for herself.

>>29249792
Fun read

>>29249334
Have a soundtrack for this shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw

>>29250336
It's also a fiction based on a loosley canon alternate universe of a fiction.
You should chill out a bit.

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>>29249792
Noice comedy, da.

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>>29249792
Is good

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>>29244293
>You never show up to school, and when you do, you're either ignoring everyone or you're a complete jerk.
BECAUSE I'M 25 AND NOT A NIGGER
I GRADUATED YEARS AGO
STOP BRINGING ME BACK TO THIS HELLHOLE

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>>29248354

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>>29251362
>Anon hated High school but he survived that monotonous shit years ago.
>Keeps getting sent back to his younger years to relive it.
>Only there's ALWAYS some different angle to it every time.
>He just wants to graduate and live his life as a wageslave to his hobbies until he dies.
>Can't even control his past

>>29244361
Good taste

>>29245415
Explain further and post fics that you like.

>>29250336
If you want to be a contrarian, do it somewhere else you petulant pseudo-Tumblrina.

Well even though we can't do all that much with the prompt anymore they were all were more or less entertaining.

>>29251548
GODDAMN!

I gotta use that line......

>>29253275

>>29244293
Can I give her a black eye instead?

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>>29250336
WOAH WHAT?

FICTION IS WISH FULFILLMENT? HOLY SHIT

>>29248354
Sorry for the delay.

>BZZZZZZZZZZRRRTTT BZZZZZZZZZZRRRTTT BZZZZZZZZZZRRRTTT
>
>
>BZZZZZZZZZZRRRTTT BZZZZZZZZZZRRRTTT BZZZZZZZZZZRRRTTT
>Your hand hits the snooze button.
>The bed is warm and comfortable.
>Nobody bothers you.
>You close your eyes and rest.
>BZZZZZZZZZZRRRTTT BZZZZZZZZZZRRRTTT BZZZZZZZZZZRRRTTT
>You open an eye.
>7:18
>You jump up and fetch some clothes.
>Your calves burn when you reach the bus that already closed it'S doors.
>The driver frowns.
>What the fuck do you care?
>Still out of breath you let yourself fall into the seat near the window and cover the over with your backpack.
>Raising the volume to drown out the noise you empty the bottle of coke on an empty stomach.
>After a few minutes it feels like your stomach is being torn apart. Like every morning.
>More asleep than awake you follow the classes.
>School is the boring repetetive indoctrination as always.
>A few time you spot some girls looking at you.
>You check your cloth. There are no stains, though you have worn most yesterday. Maybe even the day before...
>Their chatter. Their glances.
>In the fourth lesson there are letters passed around.
>Embarrassing.
>One is passed to you.
>Anon.
>You take a look around.
>Is there an other Anon in your class?
>You open it.
>"Meet me next to the gym next break."
>"You will regret it if you don't."
>A girls handwriting.
>Or someone putting a lot of effort into luring out.
>You rumple the paper and put it next to the others, filled with doodles.

>>29254397
Nice, don't stop now

>>29254397
>>BZZZZZZZZZZRRRTTT BZZZZZZZZZZRRRTTT BZZZZZZZZZZRRRTTT
This is incredibly nauseating.

>This fucking thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwczZp40C8M

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>>29254471
I won't.
But I'm really slow, sorry.
I wish there was a way to fix that. =(

>>29254493
That means it works as intended

>>29254397
>Your bag is packed five minuetes before the class is over.
>Once the bell rings you are out the door, headed to smokers corner.
>"Anon!"
>When you turn around there is a girl looking at you.
>You don't know her name.
>She says something.
>You unplug one earphone.
>"... please go there," she says with an expression you can't quite judge.
>You look at her for a few seconds before you give a faint nod.
>Time to fill your lungs with this cancerous smoke.
>Half of the break is over when you finish.
>You sigh.
>Why should you give a fuck?
>Most likely it is just an attempt to get back at you for...
>For existing?
>For getting placed in this class?
>Why the fuck are they mad when you don't show up or do your homework?
>As if it had any effect on them.
>As if it was their damn business.
>There is still a lot of time until the next class start.
>Maybe it will kill some time.
>Hopefully...
>When you reach the gym the Gym there a few groups, chatting about pop music and other retarded bullshit...
>Below a tree there are 3 girls of you class.
>You stop for a moment and turn.
>You could have another smoke or take a piss.
>Why do you even bother?
>Inhaling deeply you walk towards them.
>She you take out the plugs or just pretend?
>They'll have notthing to say that could interest you, still...
>Unplugging one you approach them.
>"Anon."

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>>29249792
It needs to be capped. It reminds me of the Vader threads.

>>29244293
>You are anon, you fucking hate this school and all the fags here.
No I don't because I'm not a fucking edge-lord fedora faggot like you you fucking edge-lord fedora faggot

>>29254690
>>29254619
>But I'm really slow, sorry.
>I wish there was a way to fix that. =(
You're lucky I'm going to bed now, or else I would've come over and fucking hugged you

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>>29254725
sleep tight

>>29254690
>The one with shoulder-long-hair starts.
>All of them look slightly angry.
>You take a look around.
>There is no one moving towards you.
>You consider speaking up but...
>What a fucking bother...
>"What was THAT yesterday?"
>The fuck?
>"Sunset Shimmer tried to talk to you and you just walked away!"
>The other two glance down at you.
>You raise a hand in a questioning gesture.
"S-" you cough, "So?"
>Your voice is hoarse.
>Her face is full of contempt.
>"Do you have any idea how that make her feel!?"
>Of course.
>That is the important thing!
>It is your fucking duty to keep every bitch happy.
>As if you don't have anthing better to do!
>"Why did you walk away?!"
>Why can't you just mind your own damn business?
>You rummage through your pocket to light up another cigarette.
>"Why didn't you answer her!?"
>Heat builds up in your chest.
>Why don't you leave me alone!?
>"What is wrong with you!?" she almost screams.
>Her eyes are full of anger.
>You inhale the smoke and exhaust harsh.
>She facepalms with a sigh.
>"Look, Sunset will be waiting here after classes."
>She comes closer.
>You are getting uncomfortable, your gaze jumping from her to the pavement and back.
>"If you don't show up I will make sure no girl will ever date you ever again!"
>As if you gave a fuck.
>She is too close.
>Cunt.
>"You better be here after school!"
>Get lost!

>>29255006
>They storm off.
>Why were there three of them if only one talked?
>Hollow threats...
>Even if...
>Why the fuck would you...
>You blow out the smoke.
>What the fuck is wrong with them?
>You slowly walk back towards the the class.
>Resting your head on your arms you stare at the clock,
>IT takes one and a half hour until the second bus gets you home.
>Why should you?
>You overheared rumors about her.
>She had a rough time when she moved here.
>She got into conflicts with everyone.
>But why would she want to talk to YOU?
>Everything is fucking peachy for her now.
>You don't even know her!
>Nor does she know you.
>A sigh escapes your lips.
>Why should you take care of her.
>Everthing turned out fine for her.
>Be the bigger person...
>Fuck.
>When the bell finally releases you out of this hell you take a stroll back to the bus stop next to the gymnasium.
>You are not in any haste to get home.
>There is nothing waiting for you, but there would be no reason to stay here either.
>Exept...
>You watch the crowd getting into the buses.
>You watch them drive away.
>Why?
>Strolling towards the gym you see Sunset Shimmer resting again the same tree where the girls waited for you.
>Leather jacket over her orange top and a skirt, staring at the ground.
>You take a deep breath.
>Why are you doing this?
>IT is not like you don't have enough shit to take care off.
>Why does she care?
>She insulted you.
>Why?

>>29255354
keep it up anon

>>29255006
>letting them scream at you until they give up while you retort internally
Ha, I love how accurate this is.

A restraining order would be good right about now before shit starts to hit the fan.

>>29255354
>Your legs carry you towards her.
>You stop a couple of feet infront of her.
>There is no one around by now.
>The girl is lost in thoughts.
>The time keeps ticking away.
>You just stand there as she stares at the ground.
>It takes a few minutes until she notices you.
>"Ohh, Anon, I didn't..."
>Her voice is slightly rough and and little deeper than most of ther other girls voices.
>"I..."
>She only takes a few glimpses to your eyes, as you do to hers.
>Her right hand rubs her upper left arm.
"Anon... I..."

>>29255530
>"Anon... I..."
"Y-You too."

>>29244293
>Be anon
>Giggles to self before slowly looking up at sunset
>pushes glass up with anime glare.
"Oh sunset, you used the wrong punctuation."
>Her face loses all emotion except for confusion.
>You go back to eating you're water
>oh no
>no
>You used the wrong your.
>The worlds implodes and everyone dies.

>>29255779
"When the forth wall has taken too much damage."

>>29255530
go on

>>29250336
It's almost as if we come to this board for escapism.

>>29250336
>This is blatant wish fulfillment bullshit
And this is bad, because...?

>>29244446
>Listen, Shimmer...
>Call me Sunset, anon
>Shimmer, let me ask...
Fucking brUtal.

>>29257110
Oh my god, THIS!

Wish fulfillment and OCs and other "cringey" stuff is FINE, fuck whoever calls it cringey!

shameless bump

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>>29257140
Fuck off underage, OCs are not fine.

>>29258583
Is anon not an OC?

>>29258319

>>29259174
Not on 4chan.

>>29244335
Aw fuck, not this again. Every character in that story are horrible people.

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>>29245031
So are your pronouns "zir", or "xir"? Announcing that you hate something and are filtering it gives the impression that you think that you and your preferences actually matter or that your opinions have some kind of impact on people.

>>29244293
Good girls.

>>29246946
This. I only get invested in and read the IMPORTANT posts on this 4chan message board about a child's cartoon show. NO PLEBS ALLOWED, GET ON MY LEVEL OF HORSE-LIKING

Destroy eq girls threads

KILL eq girls posters

KILL THEM NOW. DEATH DEATH DEATH.

>>29245600
I'm honestly surprised that Anon didn't tell Sunset that it wasn't personal and then call her "kid".

>>29246100

>Me reading this at the end
"Ooh, he's just like me, ten years ago, more articulate, and wasn't lucky enough to get friends"

>Me reading Anons speech
"Get to the point, Get to the point, Get to the point, this has very little to do with the being, your analogy is misleading, aah you're just having a temper tantrum, got it."

Although, to be fair this does capture reality pretty well.
I still love you.
Also we miss you in RGRE, I desperately need more dadanon

>>29251362
>>You never show up to school, and when you do, you're either ignoring everyone or you're a complete jerk.
>Somebody out there thinks this behaviour is cool
>"LOOK AT ME I'M AN INDIVIDUAL AND NOT ONE OF YOU SHEEPLE"

>>29255513
>Ha, I love how accurate this is.
This is the writers in this thread IRL.

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I don't even understand. None of these Anons are acting realistically. What kind of high school kid flips his shit and goes on an incredibly detailed angry rant when a girl pesters him to be his friend? All this "it's human nature" and "is a knife evil" shit sounds like the sort of thing a friendless autist thinks would sound cool to say. For fuck's sake, I'm honestly disappointed that none of the Anons have teleported behind Sunset, grabbed her by the neck, and said "back the fuck off?????" It would be par the fucking course for this level of autism.

Look at this mess from >>29247874:
>As if you gave a fuck!
>Why does that CUNT have to mess with you!?
>You are not bothering anyone!
>Fuck her! Fuck everybody!
>Fucking selfrighteous assholes...
The fuck is this? I'm cringing my eyeballs out by reading this.

>Bored you try to catch glimpses of your "classmates".
>You don't even know the names of most.
>Why should you?
Oh my fucking god. For an Anon who rages about "selfrighteous" assholes, he sure is hypocritical cunt. "Classmates". What an asshole. How high and mighty do you have to be to mentally add quotation marks around "classmates", as if you're above them? I knew kids like this and let me tell you, absolutely none of them had ANYBODY scrambling to be their friends. Do you know why? It was because they were anti-social cunts who nobody liked.

I get that this is wish fulfilment. The characters will do and say things that the writers would never normally do or have the courage to say. It's a story made for fun and it should make anybody angry. But for god's sake, it's hard to read. It hurts to think that somebody wrote all this edgy bullshit and thought "yeah, I wish /I/ could be like that. This is the real me."

>>29259174
Yes. But he gets a pass here because fuck you thats why.

It's fucking retarded

>>29249792
Ho-hoooy, blin, that was a good read

>>29260494
>>29260494
Yeah it does sound real angsty. I personally can't bitch too much as its a friday with fuck all going on but good rant man; hope it felt good.

>>29260494
You said what needed to be said. Good on you, mate. You win the game. The game of kek. You're a good man.

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>>29260473
>This is the writers in this thread IRL.
What?

>>29260494
>The fuck is this? I'm cringing my eyeballs out by reading this.
I am sorry you can't enjoy nor indentitfy with my green.

>he sure is hypocritical cunt
>What an asshole
> I knew kids like this and let me tell you, absolutely none of them had ANYBODY scrambling to be their friends. Do you know why? It was because they were anti-social cunts who nobody liked.
Well...
A "normal" person would not be someone that made shimmer act like she did in that promt
I am sorry that I couldn't convey all I wanted in the green so far and maybe you are right and my green is garbage
But the whole reason for the story is about exactly the constilation of this antisocial being with his own flaws and how he sees the world (how the world sees him) and why the interactions happen the way they do
Time to get better and your critique may help.So... thank you!

> it's hard to read
I apogize


>I get that this is wish fulfilment
>The characters will do and say things that the writers would never normally do or have the courage to say
>hurts to think that somebody wrote all this edgy bullshit and thought "yeah, I wish /I/ could be like that. This is the real me."
I honestly don't think that is true for my story at all
At least not yet

Anyways, thanks for your feedback

up

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>>29261421
I like you

>>29261712
autism

>punch her with full power
>steal her red stone of power
>use your new powers to take the another stones of the other girls and transform yourself in a god
>after 1000 years go back in the time to the same moment you punched her and rape her with your god dick shining and breaking the reality

>>29244293
"B-but... I'm here every day. I've never missed a day before. I just stay quiet so I don't bother anyone... I don't want to be ridiculed like I was in middle school for being bookish. I-I'm sorry, please don't hurt me..."

>>29244989
Anon is her best friend, and the only person that ever makes her feel happy being herself. He's never around when she takes her medicine, though. She doesn't know why.

>>29263411
>"What?"
"eeep"
>"A-aren't you Anon Brown?"
"N-no, I'm Anon Smith. Anon Brown is the guy w-with studs on his jacket in the b-back of the cafeteria"
>"oh fudge"
"P-please don't hurt me"
>"Uh listen, I'm sorry"
"This i-is all the money I have. Just please don't hurt me"
>"Nonononononono, don't worry! It was a mistake. You anons all look alike...uh well, have a good day, Anon. K-keep rocking on, huh?"
"eeeeep"
>"I l-love you?"
"eeeeeeeeeep!"

>>29263425
>one day, her psychiatrists decide to try a new medecine
>The results are astonishing
>For the first time in her life, she can properly concentrate, have normal interactions with people and also be more assertive
>She rushes to tell anon
>He knows thata medecine will be the end of him
>But tells her to take it anyway and lead a happy life
>Because he loves her more than anything else in the world
"Oh, and Derpy?"
>"Yeah?"
"Don't ever forget to bake one more muffin for me..."

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>>29263442
RAIN KEEPS FALLING, RAIN KEEPS FALLING, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A

>>29248031
Piqued. The word is piqued.

>>29248261
>heel of one foot slightly raised
Western spy detected.

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>>29249290
>>29249320
me too desu, these days I just try to be thankful.

Had a cute girl call me very intelligent earlier today. Kind of ignored it and kept going.

>tfw you have personal standards and only want the best and everything you do and say is an unrefined heap of shit

>>29263736
let's be positive: at least you didn't jump to the conclusion that she wanted to have sex with you just because she said you surprised her for once. I've seen way too many guys on the internet making that assumption.

"Dude! She said 'thank you'! IMMA GUNNA BANG HER FOR SURE!"

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>>29263750
>just because she said you surprised her for once.

well, that's just rude.

not even remotely shitposting, but I've told her I have a massive crush on her and she thinks I'm cute. so while I agree with what you're saying IMMA GUNNA BANG HER FOR SURE! :-DDDD or I'll try anyway.

ah, but it doesn't change my vacant sense of self-worth
the mask that people look at and imagine is me must be a very beautiful one, to get girls like her. I wonder what they see in me, really

>>29263777
My bad, didn't mean to sound rude, what I meant was you managed to keep focused while some others go to brain damaged extremes like the one I told you. Seriously, it's not even the internet, one of my friends once confessed to us he was sure a girl wanted to have sex with him because OF THE WAY SHE HAD JUST SAID GOODNIGHT to him.

"Dude, she said goodnight to everyone of us."
"Pff, you didn't noticed the WAY her voice sounded when she told me..."

Needless to say, she ended up having kinky-mad sex with at least 3 of us. And none of them was him.

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>>29245687
>>Then you rush her from behind
Goddamit anon.

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>>29244293
I'm trying to eat lunch in peace.
Please go away.

beep

>>29263467
No my friend, is only rock. Not many squats have been performed on it, it's Adidas grooves haven't been worn in yet but Boris will fit that very soon oy blyat.

>>29244293
Uhm...Better put my Dong inside her mouth.

b

>>29255530
>Why the fuck does she just stare?
>It was HER that wanted YOU to come.
>She closes her eyes and lowers her head.
>Her chest heaves for a moment.
>"Anon, why do you behave that way?"
>A little dumbfounded you stare at her.
>You start to pinch your bridge.
>It is more than an hour until the next school bus comes.
>Mall or walking home?
>You turn aroun-
>"ANON!"
>A sigh.
>"I am sorry, okay?"
>Her agitated look is irritating.
>What the hell is her problem?
>A moment of awkward silence.
>"I am sorry I insulted you."
>You give a nod in acknowledgment.
>...
>This is ridiculous.
>You could be playing vidya right now.
>The thought of speaking up crosses your mind for a second.
>Instead you just keep looking at her.
>"Can we please talk?"
>A nod.
>"Anon, why won't you talk to me!?"
"Wha-" you swallow "-what do you want?"
>"Come again?"
>It is straining to speak in audible volume.
"Why am I here?"
>"I wanted to apologize."
"You did."
"Look," she says while she uncomfortable fidgets around, "this is so awkward... can we maybe sit down somewhere?"

>>29267119
>It is straining to speak in audible volume.
is this Anon almost a mute?

>>29267226
I think he just may not talk very often, your throat needs exercise.

>>29267119
>can we maybe sit down somewhere?
Sure, you talk and I'll stare off into space ignoring you some more until the point finally worms its way into your thick skull that you're wasting your time.

Goddammit.
I don't read this kind of crap, but it captured my interest out here, should I feel embarrased or someting?

BTW, keep writing

>>29267400
I fully agree with your post, upvoted

>>29249792
as a profesionall slav i approve

kurwa

>>29249595
There are no sides left within me

>>29263431
>You anons all look alike
RACIST

don't let this die!
I have to know how it ends

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>>29244335
This story was immensely sad backstory wise and had a lot of potential to be interesting as Anon and Sunset eventually broke down their walls and worked through things together, but SciAnon really fucked it up the further into the story he got.

Flash went from being the jokey background character that says "bruh" a lot to being a murderous lunatic (why?), Anon just got progressively more dickish without good reason causing me to lose any relatability or sympathy towards his character, there were multiple wasted opportunities for characterbuilding and bonding to occur (such as on the coach), where instead, SciAnon chose to make Anon just act like even more of a cunt, further killing his characters charm. In the end, I just wanted his character either killed off so Sunset could move on, or I wanted the story to end. I have more criticisms, but those are the biggest.

I dunno man, I just didn't dig it. Know I've wrote a lot here, but this story really got under my skin. Great story idea - executed fucking horribly however.

Burn SciAnon at the stake.

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>>29244612
>anon diapers in fog

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>>29249792
That was goddamn beautiful, Anon. I laughed till I cried. I also checked the fim account, and hope to see the day where these stories continue.

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>>29268959
The story bothered me a lot too. I can't quite put my finger on why either. I often come back to it and think about what should have been different and how it could end.

You're right that anon probably should have been less of a prick, but I think it could have been pulled off with a tragic ending. Because nobody in the story deserved a happy ending. Not a single character.

After anon got his powers it probably should have come to something like this:

>anon goes further off the deep end
>tricks or manipulates sunset into joining him and doing something awful again, perhaps mortally wounding flash
>the main 6 turn on sunset (this is important, it really bothered me how scianon was gonna go with the typical "we love you NE-wayy!" approach)
>the main 6 fight anon and sunset
>sunset does something irredeemable and gets herself maimed, which makes anon officially succeed at making her alone as he is
>revolutionary moment when anon forgives sunset and she realizes he is the only person he will ever have
>pony twilight comes back, climactic battle ensues, anon and sunset are banished somewhere or killed

And the story ends with everyone getting exactly what they deserve.

>>29269389
Btw by maim I mean damage to the face.

>>29268802
aye aye

>>29244293
page 9 bemp

>it's a thread about angsty highschool outcasts being edgy
I don't know what I expected from a shitter prompt

>>29247874
Anon goes home and loads his ar-15 and shoots up the school because "he wants to be alone"
>end green

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>>29244293
>Your answer is quick and loud
>The sound of your slap overpowers everything and everyone in the cafeteria
>Sunset slowly turns her face back to you with tears in her eyes and shock on her face
"YOU STUPID BITCH! ITS BECAUSE OF YOU!"
>She steps back away from your fury
>"Wh-what do you mean! I have never done anything to you!
>You grind your teeth and have to stop yourself form punching her square in the mouth
"How can you not remember?"
>She stares at you quizically
"You fucking bitch. I go through all that and you dont even fucking remember!"
>You kick the table beside you sliding it a good five feet
"All I did was laugh at you! That's it! I laughed when you fell. Who wouldn't laugh when the queen bitch gets a little comeuppance?"
>She stares at you confused until her eyes suddenly widen
"Oh now you remember what you did? How you made a couple of guys from the football team kick the shit out of me. How about how they threw me into a locker so hard it broke my collarbone, or when I was on the ground in pain one of them kicked me so hard in side that he broke two of my ribs?"
>Those tears in her eyes are now running down her face
>"N-no. I never meant for-"
"WHAT? NEVER MEANT FOR WHAT SUNSET? Me to get a punctured lung and end up in the hospital for a month?"
>She shakes her head slowly with her hand over her mouth
"You know what the worst part of it is Sunset? I come back from the hospital and suddenly you are "redeemed" and everyone is just fine and dandy with the shit you did. The same people that watched me get beat to a pulp and did nothing to stop it."
>You glare around the lunch room and watch the faces turn away in shame
"As for you fucking accusations I will handle them in fucking order."

>>29273132
>You hold up three fingers and lower the pointer
"One. I "never show up" because I have to regularly go for treatments and checkups for what YOU had done to me."
>You lower your ring finger so you are now flipping her off.
"Two. I ignore and act like a jerk to "everyone" because I don't give a fuck about any of you. You are all as guilty as she is for not stopping her and then forgiving her for fucking bullshit."
>She winces as you slowly lower your middle finger
"As for number fucking three and your wanting to change me."
>You shoot her a glare that could melt steel beams
"I don't NEED changed. All I need is for you to stay the fuck away from me so I can finish my time at this god forsaken building we call as school."
>You take a step forward and get right in her face
>You whisper just loud enough that she can hear it
"And Sunset I despise you and everything about you. If I had half a chance I would push your ass into traffic. If you were on fire I would pour gasoline on you. Stay the fuck away from me for your own goddamn good."

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>>29273145
>justified edge
I like it.

>>29273145
Can this be EQG specials?

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>>29273132
>>29273145
Brutal. Still, Anon would probably get his ass expelled for that.
>>29273445
Same here senpai.

>>29274034
>single slap
Nah probably just suspension

>>29274034
>Anon would probably get his ass expelled for that
>a girl nearly killing someone = a slap on the wrist
>a guy shouting and slapping a girl? PRISON! PRIIIIISSSSOOOONNN!
Like so?

>>29274185
>>29274198
Well, he kicked a table and, according to what the school administration thought when I was in school, that, along with his closing statements, would be cause for all around expulsion.

>>29274198
too real

>>29263431
Can we have more of this? I like the idea of Anon not being a badass.

>9

>>29275086
8

>>29273145
Nice, there's more?

>>29263431
>Flutteranon
wew

>>29263411
>>29263431
Cute as fuck. Green when?

>>29244360
>Eyes literally wandering the floor.
So they fell out of their sockets and are now rolling on the floor?
I hate to be that guy but literally means literally

>>29276651
Not if you're literally LeafyisHere or some other JewTuber

>>29276760
I don't thing that word means what you think it means.

Literalmente I mean.

>>29273132
>>29273145
Wow, anon actually have a reason to be like that

>rape

Fucking god. How did it take this long?

>>29275593
Gimme a bit. I just got home but I have an idea of where to take this from here.

>>29274267
Well I wrote intending that once she remembered/was told that Sunset knew she was wrong. So I doubt she would say anything about those nor would she be the one to personally turn him in

>>29273445
Edge should always be justified or its just trash

>>29277210
woop looks like its gonna be a no go tonight. Having to post from phone since internet is down. Will try and post tomorrow.

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>>29244293
>Anon, why are you such an asshole! You never show up to school, and when you do, you're either ignoring everyone or you're a complete jerk. Can't you tell that me and the girls are trying to change you for the better!
"Because you are friends with the infidels, Sunset. A muslim, a jew, and two impure fags taking advantage of the peace in America to conspire against the Church and humanity. When the Pope finally calls for Crusade, and we march towards the Holy Land, I will trail on with the bodies of all infidels in this school."
>"A-anon, you can't be serous. Murder? Y-you"
>She yells over to Celestia
>"Principal Celestia are you hearing this"
>"Now Sunset, we have to respect Anon's religious beliefs and give him his safe space to exercise his religion"
>"He's planning on shooting up the school!"
>"We tolerated Fluttershy's beliefs when she stoned Lyra and Bon Bon to death, because that is part of her customs, and we live in a society that appreciates all walks of life and what they offer. You understand?"
>"No!"
>"Good, I'm glad we straightened that out"
"Ha, it seems the inferior pagan laws have turned against you when you needed them. Such is the way of all heathenistic dogs."
>"N-no, it's not like that"
"There is still time before the hour is niegh"
"You may still yet convert and together we can purge the world of the evil"
>"That isn't the magic of friendship which is my only belief"
"I find nothing else better to bond brothers and sisters together than performing the duties of God, and saving Constantinople from the barbarian hordes"
>"But there are no barbarian hordes, Anon"
"Wrong. Try looking at the world again”
>You take off your helmet and offer it to her
“through my eyes"
>She looks hesitantly at your helmet, before accepting it

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>>29277780
>She pulls it over her head
>And for the first time, she can see with her eyes wide open
>Fluttershy throwing glass bottles at Rarity whose hunched over her table crying trying desperately to smile
>"Alluha Ackbar"
>"How very sweet of you darling. I'm sure this will help inspire me to make wonderful dresses."
>Twilight rubbing her hands together in a sinister fashion
>"Cmon you stupid goyim, aren't you going to buy my Magic of FriendshipTM? Life's always better when you have your greatest allies with you."
>Rainbow Dash and Applejack molesting a frightened Scootaloo
>"Yeah, sure kid. I’ll be your sister tonight"
>”Banjo noises”
>Sunset took off your helmet and looks to you with tears in her eyes
>"I have no words"
"There is only two that you truly need"
>You secure your helmet on top your head once more
"Deus Valt"

>>29244356
Suddenly jojos? I approve.

>>29277794
I never knew I needed this in my life.

>>29277865
think I might write more. Can't sleep

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>>29277794
"See me after school, if you wish to continue down the path of righteousness is class 212"
>"I- I think I will"
"Praise the lord, I might make good soldier of God out of you yet."
>><<>><<<>>><< Afterschool >><<<>><<>><<>>

>Be Sunset
>Class has ended and everyone's rushing home, but you can't help but drag your feet
>Everything feels so… plastic.
>You thought you redeemed yourself with the magic of friendship, but now after seeing things clearly
>You shake your head
>You need clarrity, or something
>Whatever Anon's up to, you will at least judge it yourself and then move forward
>You look at the classroom and peek a head inside
>You see Anon, still clad in his ridiculous outfit, half sitting on a desk reading a scroll
>The sight of the old scribework really feels nostalgic to your time in Equestria
>He ever has some quills and ink set up beside some brown linen pouches
>"Sunset, how wonderful of you to show up"
>You can't find an ounce of sarcasm in his voice
>It really is nice to have a friendly face… er… friend in such dark times
"Thank you Anon. Um, how did you get this room"
>"Well now, you may have to sign the proper registration to be allowed in these headquearters, but for all intents and purposes, you have signed up for the Bible Study Club"
>You give him a look
"Bible Study?"
>"More or less, we will be praying extensively, but before that we must first go over the basics"
>you set your book back on a desk and stand over next to you
>"First is our mission"
"To take Jerusalem?"
>"Not quite, but points to you for your answer"
>He slam a fist to his breast plate
>"We are holy soldiers of God. It is our first duty to obey and honor he who is almighty"
>you nod
"Makes sense"
>"Secondly, we fight for the safety of Christianity. We must protect the church and all those who recognize Christ as the one true savoir and king of kings."
"Okay"
>"And lastly, it is imperative that we take back Constantinople and cleanse the Holy Lands! Dues Valt!"

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>>29278104
"Ah, there it is"
>"Remember Sunset, you will have time before you must commit to your oath, but a time will come when you must take your vows"
>You sighed in relief
>Out of all the chaos swirling in your head, it's nice to have at least some anchor
>You don't know about your old friends, but Anon has at least been consistant for as long as you've seen him
>Unlike the "elements of harmony", Anon has only ever strummed to one tune
"Thank you Anon. It feels like my whole world has collapsed on me. I'm so glad you're willing to be patient."
>"Of course, that arms of Christ are always open to those who are willing to accept him in their life."
>You can't help but smile
>His act was really silly, but it was… charming
>You can't help but feel at least a bit of passion in his voice rubbing off on you
>"But while your initiation can wait, let us not tarry for but a moment, for the devil never rests and we must be prepared."
>Huh?
>He gets up and walks to the class storage room
>"Now we move on to…"
>He opens the door and retrieves two wooden long swords
>"Sparring"
>You didn't notice yourself gulp on nothing
>perhaps you would be doing more praying than you initially thought

>>29244356
>>29261692
>Sunset uses her magic touching mind reading powers to see everything about you.
>See's your erotic affiliation with Dolphins.
>Clench one fist and use the other to dangle her in the air.
>Your 6'5" frame makes her look like a toy.
"There's one reason why you lost Sunset, one simple reason..."
>She stammers to find a sentence but only babbles like a baby.
>Before she can open her mouth you go absolutely berserk on her releasing star platinum.
>One punch sends her through the wall and a trip to A&E.
"What a pain in my ass..."

>>29278122
>Be Anon, the Pure of Heart
>Your training with Sunset has grown fruitful
>Despite her initial groaning from your teachings, you think you are making progress
>It's only been two weeks of sparring and prayer, but her unbound potential is only beginning to bloom
>Her conviction is starting to increase to
>You notice a spring in her step when she enters the classroom, eager for closeness with God
>As far as conversions go this is the best yet
>Your usual saved souls end up dying moments before death
>Now it was time to let her nurture her talents in the real world
>"Good afternoon, my liege~"
"Good afternoon to you as well Sunset."
>"It is always a good afternoon when I can spend my hours serving God"
>You laugh heartily with her fervor
>It is hard not to enjoy the splendid company of one as zealous as yourself
"I feel the same when, but only more so when I get to serve by your side"
>For some reason she starts to grow red in the face
>Perhaps that is a normal reaction after the weekend fasting
>Mayhaps you should check yourself in the mirror more when you are not wearing your helmet
>implying you would ever expose yourself to attack over vanities
"Now, Sunset, we will begin our nest step in training for war, for the battles will soon draw near"
>She swallows hard in anticipation
>"The pope hasn't considered to call for Crusade yet, has he?"
"No, but we must still carryout the safety to Christianity"

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>"What would we do?"
"We will carry out a raid on an enemy outpost close to our location. We will make this small step to our ongoing mission. But first we must step up your training."
>"Very well, what are we doing?"
"we are leaving off school grounds, but before we leave"
>You move to the broom closet and pull off a chainmail vest
>You hand it over to her
"You will be needing this"
>She looks nervous, but accepts it nevertheless
>You move back into the broom closet and grab two weapons, one in each hand
>After she pulled the armor over her long-sleeved shirt she looks at you with wide eyes
>Her jaw drops and she struggles to regain herself
>"SEROUSLY!?"
"Of course, I wouldn't go headlong into battle without the right equipment"
>"An AK-47!?"
"No, not an AK-47. Two AK-47's"
>"What!?"
"War never changes, but we cannot live in the past."
>"Then why was I sparring this entire time with a sword and getting all the bruises all over if I'm going to be training with a gun"
"It builds discipline"
>She grumbled with her arms crossed
>Ah, this side of her hasn't changed
>It's quite refreshing to see this character out of a comrade invest in the cause
>After mulling it over holds out an arm and accepts it begrudgingly
>You close your eyes nodding
>She will soon come to grips with reality soon
>"Alright, but you have to tell me you know what you are doing"
>You smile
"But of course, let us first go over safety..."

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>>29278239
>You are Initiate Sunset
>Yesterday was the craziest step in this whole process of… well that's hard to put into words
>Guns
>This is all starting feels so unreal
>At first it seemed silly you were carrying your own training sword around on your belt, but now, it feels a step up
>You walk into the room and see Anon gingerly reading his papers
>He looks up like a happy puppy… if that puppy was cover head to toe in armor and religious zeal
>Still though, it seemed so cute
>"Ah, Sunset, you are right on time. We have a mission"
>Your mood dims a bit and caution takes over
"What kind of mission"
>"We are to raid the enemy supply line"
>You quirk a brow
"Huh?"
>"Allow me to show you"
>He gets up and walks you over to the school entrance on the first floor and you both hide behind clear glass doors
>Slowly he signals you to peak around the side at whatever heinous enemy you are up against
>There in front of the statue Twilight Sparkle is standing by a table with fliers and a money jar
>You see the fliers and recognize the same ones taped to the door in front of you
>after taking a second to read it, you felt… bad
>You read it aloud to Anon
"Help raise funds for the Holocaust museum?"
>You can hear Twilight talking to other students
>"Hello, could help pitch in and raise money for a worthy cause?"
>You gave anon a reviled look
"What is the meaning of this Anon"
>He doesn't spare you a glance
>"Try looking again. This time with your eyes wide open"
>You give disheartened sigh, before humoring his request
>Suddenly the world changed again like when you first met Anon
>"Heh heh, come on you dumb goyim. Gib me your money to honar the six gorjillian. You’re not an antisemite ain't ya? Heh heh"
>You looked back at Anon shocked
"How does this keep happening"
>"because you were blinded, but with Christ, you can see."

>>29278427
>He starts standing away from the door, and draws his sword, and you draw your training sword
>"Now, follow my charge on the count of three and take her by surprise."
>You nod
>You take deep breaths, adrenaline running high
>He stands up before the entryway and starts counting down
>"One"
>You say a quick prayer
>"Two"
>you tighten your grip on the handle of your stick
>"Three!"
>Anon's kick shatters the thin glass and screams a mighty roar
>We sprint towards the establishment of deception
>You toss the table over flipping papers everywhere
>"Dues Vult"
>Anon sends his gauntlet hurling into Twilight's face, knocking her down to the pavement
>You quickly turn to twilight and start stomping her before she can get up
>Anon too, joins in lightly kicks her sideways with the bottom of his heels
>After a minute of pummeling you slow down
>You look around and assess the situation
>Twilight lies only slightly bruised cradling her head in her arms, due to your and Anon's restraint to conserve energy should the battle turn long
>"Oy gevald, it's like a notha shoah" she groans
>Sensing an end to the immediate conflict Anon gets on his knees prays to his sword
>"We thank you lord for our victory today against the forces of evil. Please continue to bless us so that we may fight in your name. Amen"
>He picks himself up and moves over to toppled stand
>He picks up the plastic jar, loaded with dollar bills and tucks it under his arm
"Uh, Anon, isn't that stealing"
>"Very astute Ms. Shimmer, but we are not barbarians. Unlike looters of a crime, we are plundering what has been gifted to us by this victory in God's name, so that we may continue to finance our campaign further."
>This sounds very tricky dicky
>"Besides this is to fund your personal supply of armament"
>You gasped in shock
>You didn't think he'd be so considerate
>It felt like you butterfly swirling around in your chest
>"Excuse me, children! What is going on here?"
>You look over to see Vice Principal Luna