>be anon >be in horse land >one morning, for no known

>>29235458
Pretend nothing has happened, live my life as Applejack, try not to get found out, and live a happy life with ponies, in pone land, as a sexy mare.

>>29235458
End my dry spell

>>29235458
Find myself to provide my role as a waifu.

>>29235532
How are you going to explain "anon" telling everybody he is actually Applejack?

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>>29235548
By fucking him.

>>29235458
I don't know how to lower moon.

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>>29235548
Anons some weird ape from another world, on the other hand I'm the ELEMENT OF HONESTY. Its his word against mine.

In all honesty I misread and didn't know Anon was in Equestria too because I can't into reading comprehension apparently.

>>29235458
Clop. Clop very long.

>>29235681
Correct.

Masturbate furiously.

Lock myself in a closet and abuse my brand new clitoris like a red headed step child.

>>29235458
Act out my plan of taking the Central Nervous Systems of the mane 6 and blame it on Anon.

>>29235709

>>29235458
Cry cuz I'll still never be with my waifu cuz I turned into her

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>>29235458
Declare the formation of a new Solar Empire, and have anon imprisoned as an enemy of the state.

Find my body and >Rape

>>29237412
Sheev would be proud.

>>29235458
1. Panic
2. Masturbate furiously and admire my body for a few hours
3. Go to one of the princesses and tell them what happened so that they can help put my awesome waifu back in her lovely body and out of the living nightmare that is my life
4. Ask if I can stay in Equestria as a human

So I'm already in horseland?
Depends. Are we horsemarried? In that case, do kinky shit.
Are we not? Find her and through hijinks and shenanigans build our love for each other so we can be horsemarried. And then do kinky shit.

>>29237501
But anon, that's bestiality

Immediately become a Disney-tier villain and try not to get Friendship'd. Or at least last more than two episodes.

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Explore my new body, then learn how to fly while I go find the owner of my body and sort this out.

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>ywn have sexytimes with your waifu while switched
>ywn know all the most pleasurable things you could do for her, but not how to stimulate your own body
>she will never step up and use her own knowledge of her body to stimulate you

>>29235458

Fondle my crotch tits

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Use my super strength, heightened senses and teleportation to fight injustice

>>29237529
Not in Equestria, buddy

one word:

MASTURBATE

Find my old body and >rape it

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>>29235458
freak out and panic hard when i have to raise or lower the moon

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>>29238354
Sunhorse can do it instead.

Realize I've turned into my shitty OC and wait for March so I can fuck my shitty OC's waifu. I gotta make sure she's 18 before I do anything.

>>29235458
>make a clone in mirror pool
>hide myself, throw my clone into Ponyville
>let Twilight use her magic to switch bodies between my clone and my current body owner
>???
>become a sexy unicorn without stealing body from my waifu

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>>29239874
Genius.

>>29235458
Tell Fluttershy that switching bodies isn't my fetish.

>>29235458
Rape, pee, and poop of course.

>>29235458
Masturbate furiously.