>I decided not to wear makeup today. Do you think I look good?
Wat do?
>>29231478
Connect the dots.
>>29231478
You should stop wearing makeup altogether. Your face will clear up.
Also, you are putting white makeup on to help your white skin?
By the way, have you seen applejack?
>>29231494
Reminder that Appul doesn't need makeup to be beautiful.
>>29231567
Yeah, she is like white bread. Boring but goes well with everything.
>>29231482
Hmm I wonder.THE CHOSEN OF TROGDOR!
>>29231567
Nigga, that's why I said what I said.
Apul for life
>>29231478
You look wonderful. I got the perfect hat for you...
>>29231567
>Appul doesn't need makeup
>>29231478
Who are you?
>>29231478
>>29231482
pee wee pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFaFBoWnD8Q
>>29231478
I've seen make up cover the most fucked up facial blemishes a female can have, and that shit left me horrified. You essentially don't know what in the fuck you're getting until you dunk that bitchs head in the tub and wipe it clear.
All of you shut up! Rarity is beautiful no matter what!
>>29231478
>Keep silent for a second
>Smile and pat her on the head
"Sure you do, Squirt. Sure you do."
>>29231575
That's it!
That's where one eye willy buried his treasure!!
>>29231478
"No, not really. You haven't been taking good care of your skin, and your makeup has been masking that mistake for a while, now that I can see your face without it I can tell you that you really need to get some facial scrub or cream. Have you tried getting that blue shit with the grit in it? I hear that's pretty good at working out spots and zits and the like. Don't use makeup as an excuse to cover for your poor skin care.
Also you look like something out of Nightmare Before Christmas, please vacate my presence immediately."
Is it weird to wear makeup to cover your zits if you're a dude?
>>29232647
Kinda, since sulfur soap costs a lot less and it's far more effective.
>>29231478
Lie.
Lie like you have never lied before.
>>29232421
Her "beauty"is artificial and can be washed off with soap and warm water. Fake eyelashes, make up.
Applejack, now THERE'S a natural cutie.
>>29232770
"Like a work of art, girl"
>"ooooh, Daaaarling. You're s-"
"Remember Seurat and Pointillisme? Exactly that kind of art."
>>29231567
This. Malkeup causes >>29231478