>Implying your child with a pony would be a pony, human, or

>>29226283
i fully expect this. its one of the benifits of having a pony waifu. no blood related children, adoption that could be abused into hot mother "daughter" incest

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>>29226283
but can I fuck the gurgling pile of meat?

>>29226283
>not beliving in the power of magic
>1007 cycles after Nightmare Moon
Shiggery diggery doo

>>29226283
>ask Twiggy to turn me into a poner
>Impregnate waifu
>????
>profit
>>29226304
>raising someone else's kid

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>>29226283

>implying you would even enter Equestria as a human
>implying going to Equestria doesn't automatically turn you into a pony
>implying pony on pony sex isn't hotter than human on pony sex
>implying unicorns don't use magic to help stallions with their stamina problems

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it's fucking magic

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>human on pony sex

>>29226345
"raising" is a broad term. more like grooming for a brooding

>>29226396
kill it

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>>29226283
That's not how genetics work. They wouldn't get pregnant, it would be impossible. It would be the same as trying to impregnate a regular horse.
But keep dreaming guys.

>>29226283
>get through the EQG portal
>impregnate your waifu
>come back

Problem solved

>b-but m-muh mayjik
Can someone post picture of Ludvig the Holy Blade for me?

t. mobilfag

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>>29226516
would fuck/10

any porn?

>>29226436
Figures a Glimmerfag would say dumb shit

your next picture will be a smug reaction image

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>not wanting to have biological children with your waifu
literally worse than being a cuck

>>29226319
Sometimes you don't know what you ask for, nonny.
Don't open anybody else, this is seriously life changing. futa fetus rape.
https://e621.net/post/show/983211/-3-birth-blood-cum-equine-female-friendship_is_mag

>>29226345
>raising children at all

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>Not pulling pranks on space spiders with your children

>>29226568
>Being that much of a tryhard
It's not and you know it

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>>29226578
ok

>>29226378
The magic mirror is probably specifically designed to transport between the FiM universe and the EqG one, and will change the user's species depending on which direction they're going. If you entered Equestria through an alternative method, i.e. the ever-popular Clorox method, then you'd probably maintain your original form.

>>29226472
>>29226516
Ludvig isn't the magical offspring of a human and a pony, he's an entirely different sort of unholy union of man and beast.

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>Rainbow lay on the hospital bed, sweat on her face as she cried out in pain.
>"Push, push!"
>A final effort, and a relief comes to the pegasus pony.
>"Ah, there we go- OH MY CELESTIA!"
>The creature he holds looks up at its mother with too small eyes on a hairless pony face, tiny hands where wings should be. It smiles with sharp teeth.
>"Blargh, I'm an abomination!"
>"AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
>Rainbow shoots up in bed, drenched in a cold sweat, trembling. Anon stirs beside her.
>"Rainbow? What's wrong?"
>"You're getting your tubes tied tomorrow. It's the only way to be sure!"

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>>29226729
Nice

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>>29226445
its genius.

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>>29226436
What is sperm and gene modification?

>>29226930
a fantasy.

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>>29226445
I think it would be a safer bet to let her have the child in the other side of the mirror.
Wouldnt wanna have my kid exposed to the mirror magic while in the womb.

>>29226304
>no blood related children
>>>benefit

>>29227065
>not wanting your child to be permanently infused with trans-dimensional powers
what a shitty father.

>>29227065
>Wouldnt wanna have my kid exposed to the mirror magic while in the womb.
And that's why you don't have an army of archmage tier horse-man spawn.

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>>29226729
>"Blargh, I'm an abomination!"
I think you mean, a Rainbomination

>A group of nervous fillies stand at the dilapidated entrance to the long-abandoned castle of friendship
>Rumor had it that the Princess who once lived here murdered her human husband and fled, never to be seen again
>Celestia promptly made the site of her castle a restricted area, only the Princesses themselves could enter
>No exceptions
>However, after a round of double and triple diamond-dog-dares, these young ponies were going to break that rule
>Getting in wasn't too difficult, the stationed guards didn't seem to interested in their task
>The castle has been this way for more than a century, it's status was unlikely to change anytime soon
>After a few proved to be lacking in courage, the three bravest fillies of the bunch climbed in through the broken windows flanking the sealed front door
>Their exploration proved to be rather uneventful, and soon their fear was replaced by curiosity
>Their curiosity led them to the remains of the library, where a rotted-away book revealed that it was long ago connected to a secret lever
>That lever moved aside an enormous bookcase, leading the fillies down a long, spiral staircase, into the inky blackness of the basement
>After fumbling their defective flashlight back on, they're horrified at the sight before them
>An incredibly tall, hairless monstrosity squats before them, staring at them with it's tiny, black eyes
>At first it's wiry, malnourished form appeared to be the pale bones of a long-dead creature, but it reveals itself to be alive as it slowly rises to its gnarled, overgrown hooves
>Its veiny, twisted, digitigrade legs connect to its scarred, hunched, scoliosed torso
>In spite of the creatures enormous height, it's long arms still reach the floor
>The knuckles of its tiny hands drag along the floor, and it's unshorn nails curl up until they touch the underside of its arm
>Its small head includes a very long muzzle; the wide lips at the end are perpetually parted by its sharp, razor-like teeth

>>29227215
>Atop the creature's head was a deformed, warped horn
>It was as if the horn had broken and regrown numerous times
>The creature's severe hunch allowed the girls to see onto its back, revealing a pair of tiny, featherless wings
>But there was one aspect of the creatures anatomy that could not be ignored
>Its manhood dangled between its legs, so long that it almost reached the ground
>It was as disfigured as the rest of the monster, the shaft looked like it was composed of five separate equine shafts twisted together, and they all came to a purple, mushroom-like tip that was covered in warts and scabs
>As the monster stared at the three fear-frozen fillies, its cock throbbed and pulsed, until reaching full erection
>It let out a small, pained whimper that slowly grew into a shrill, ear-splitting cry
>The noise finally shook the fillies from their paralysis, and they bolted back towards the stairs that led them into this nightmare
>The creature lunged at them, but a chain bearing the insignia of the sun bound to its ankle stopped yanked it back
>Harsh screams and deafening cries of agony followed the fillies up the staircase
>They pulled the lever once more, and the moment the bookcase swung closed, the awfully cacophony was silenced
>The fillies returned home, and did their best to try and forget what they'd seen
>They told their friends that they had chickened out and didn't go inside
>Their ridicule was easier to handle than the memories

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>>29227225

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>>29226729
I heard someone say "abomination" and I came as fast as I could.

I also got here quickly.

>>29226378
You exchange your Central nervous system to get to Equestria anon.

>>29227795
>The prince of friendship.
This is fucked man.
I want off the ride.

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>>29226312
Kek

>>29226436
>what is magic
I swear, every time one of you retards try to defend these retarded claims by insignificant arguments such as 'that's not how science work you autist', I just can't help but wonder why I'm still here
They're talking horses, some capable of flying with wings half their sizes and walking on clouds, and others capable of telekinesis, teleportation and other wish-fulfilling, and totally impossible, feats.
That's not how genetics works, btw.
And if she can do that shit, I'm sure Twilight would find a way to make it work.

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>>29229318
No, I don't think you understand.
Pony and Human genes are completely incompatible, the only genes they have that are remotely similar come from the earliest mammals.
That means that if you wanted offspring, you'd have to alter the gene to a paint where it would share no traits at all with one or the other parent.
Even magic, as vague a concept as it is (I have a few theories of how magic operates), cannot find a way around this.

>>29229462
No, I don't think you understand.
Genetically speaking, a talking and flying horse is just as impossible as you breeding one.
Magic is impossible, in this dimension (if there are other dimensions, anyway.) and the genetics you try to push on this argument is coming from this dimension.
Nothing says they would work the same way over there. Explain discord to me.
Explain the sisters too while you're at it. And the minotaurs.
Unless you can show me a flying and talking magic horse IRL, I'll just keep saying that you're full of shit and also retarded.

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>>29226283
I don't think that will be a problem with my waifu.

>>29229487
Is this your counter-argument when your waifu doesn't want to have sex with you?

>>29229542
No, that's my counter argument to people trying to act smart when they're obviously never went past middle-school.
You don't try to explain magic shit from a kid's cartoon using science.
And my autism.
I also don't have a waifu, I fap to all the pones.

>>29229487
Alright desu, I will explain all that shit for you.
In Equestria, at some early stage in the development of life on that planet, an evolution in the brain of one creature allowed it to observe a form of energy resembling Dark Matter in our universe.
Now on Earth, we are unable to observe this directly, but we can see it is there due to certain calculations not adding up.
Further down the line and much closer to present day Equestria, some species' ability to view the substance went to a whole new level as they were able to actually manipulate it.
Creatures like Ponies, Minotaurs, and Draconequui have developed this part of the brain to such a point that they have a very good level of control over it.
Their bodies can use it in a variety of ways, but magic can only do what the pony/spellwriter wills it to do.
In this case, the end result is impossible, and aside from Twork not knowing how DNA works, see my above post

>>29229633
>Trying to explain magic with a retarded headcannon
>>>fimfiction.net<<<

>>29229656
Oh man anon, you really got me there xd!
Jump off of a bridge tied to a body pillow of a shit waifu that's filled with rocks.

>>29229680
>It's dark matter! It's like magic!
>And my headcannon is obviously superior to the other headcannons of the thread! I mean, I explained how it worked and all!
lol

>>29229704
Irrefutable evidence against my headcanon.
Insert yourself into a cage with a grizzly bear and her cubs, you autistic faggot you.

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>>29229731
>Uses (or rather, try to) science to explain how magic from a little girls cartoon works
>Calls people autistic
And I'm sure Faust would be more than happy to know that some people are finally finding out the truth about the world she made!
You should totally tweet her about this discovery anon!

>>29229776
>be Anon
>be bored and needing something to do
>wipe some cheeto crust out of your pedostache
>continue to attempt masturbation directed at small horses
>pause and frown as you notice the white slutty one is levitating something
>decide to attempt to explain this

>it's been a month since then
>you've just made a major breakthrough
>decide to take a break and browse /mlp/, looking for a thread to ruin
Sees a thread that weakly involves your headcanon
>begin angrily masturbating with one hand as you type furiously with the other
>7 minutes later, you have the perfect headcanon
>no one can refute this
>"your headcanon is shit kek"
>you begin to screech autistically at the lack of science in that post
>your mom comes down to the basement to calm you down with promises of tendies

ITT

>>29229937
Shit, tfw mobilefag
>

>>29226283
eh any badly malformed fetuses would just not survive to term.

>>29226939
What is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic?

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>>29230020
I'm sorry, that's incorrect.

>>29226283
>forgetting that love exists
>forgetting that magic exists
>forgetting that love is one of the most powerful sources of magic in Equestria
>bonus points if your waifu is one of the most powerful magicians in Equestria

Especially if someone like Twilight is involved, there's basically nothing you can't do. Also, >implying I wouldn't be a pony in this case anyway.

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>>29226713
I never said he is.
He just looks fucking ugly and worth posting in this particular thread. .

ask Faust and be done with this once and for all

>>29231175
abumpination

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>>29226283
Trixie is carrying my foal.

>>29227215
>the Princess who once lived here murdered her human husband and fled, never to be seen again
>>29227795
>prince of friendship

Man, first it was horrifying, then it was depressing

>>29226436
>>29226283
Who is Zeus.

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>>29226312
>filename

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>NUH-UH, it doesn't work that way because science and my headcanon!
>YUH-UH, does too because magic and my headcanon!
wow, great thread guys.