Look guys, I am in pain. I've been in pain ever since pic

>Help?
He banged your waifu and she liked it. Get over it.

>image.jpg

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>>29214139
First fluttercuck, now dashfags. Enjoy your ride, faggot.

>>29214139
I'm conflicted, Anon. I'm a Dashfag, I love Rainbow more than my life. I think this episode was lovely, and I honestly don't think that they fucked. I'd gladly try to "help" you overcome this.

But I'm actually offended by your post. I know those are your values, I don't want to change them, but I don't feel like helping anyone who thinks that Rainbow being "used goods" is reason enough to dump her. If an intact hymen is the only thing you liked in her, well, I feel that we don't have that much in common. She's much more for me. So, I'm sorry, I think I'll pass.

>>29214139
youre a fag and the dashfags wont miss you. Ta-ra!

>>29214166
>he doesn't want a pure waifu
pure kekoldry

>>29214139
Nice falseflag copypasta.

she's not real

>>29214139
Sorry, anon, I try to sympathize with the pain of others, but that Daring Do comment at the end shows that you don't take this seriously at all. You're an ass. I feel really bad for true Dash lovers hurt by this episode and the fandom reaction, but you're an asshole.

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>>29214183
Life is happier for those of us who don't let /pol/ tell us how we should feel.

>>29214139
I'd say you're chasing shadows, but shadows are cast from something that exists.

It's pathetic that you did this in the first place.

>>29214139

>Waifu fag

Get a real gf, let the show fade from your memory anon.

>all these "dude grow up, you don't own her"
When did /mlp/ become so full of tumblrinas?

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>>29214190
Actually, if you are serious, I'm sorry for that. If you'd like to see her as you did before, you don't have to worship canon and let it control your feelings. Your waifu can still be Dash without this situation, and you can ignore it. At least when it comes to waifu.

>>29214151
>>29214185
I'm not a shitposter, but >>29214194 certainly is

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falseflag
I can't see how, for one, you could believe that they even had any sort of intimacy there, and two, how you can't just fucking get over it.

>>29214491
Yeah, that's an obvious troll reply. But my reply to the OP was >>29214166, and I was serious. My second post was a reply to the ebin cuck maymay, and if you're both the OP and >>29214183, you're an idiot, and I'm glad we no longer have the same waifu. Good riddance.

>>29214139
>autism

/thread

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>>29214530
OP here, it's not a matter of memes, it's a matter of used goods. I'll take a wild guess at the philosophy you live by: "ignorance is bliss." It's what it seems like if you want to settle on what you can get. If you truly are happy where you are at, then stay there, but if you strive for better, then go for it. Besides, I'm starting to like daring do now. Id be cucking dash out of her dream waifu anyways. Just imagine all the adventures, treasure, and adventure-horse-fuggery to be had when I finally die.

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>>29214139
>not having backup waifus
OP, seems like you got into this too fast and didn't prepare at all. You've always got to have more than one waifu. You'll never regret backup. I waifued fluttershit until season 6, and who did I choose as backup? The best horse there is.

>>29214597
>using the words "pure kekoldry" as a reply is not a meme
Uh huh. K.

So, when exactly are you going to admit that the only reason why you started this thread was to call us cucks, and you're just mad because some of us don't give a fuck about your memes and you failed to trigger us?

>>29214614
Holy fuck, kill yourself, you're even worse than him.

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>>29214618
I should note that the /pol/ anon that replied to you and I are not the same anon. Pure kekoldry is definitely a meme, yet the concept of used goods is not, unless you wish to discuss the passing of memetics. I started this thread for the real crisis I am having, not to shitpost and call you cucks. I apologize for lashing out at you, I thought you were not taking me seriously like the others. I need to rethink my waifu planning, getting everything sorted out with RD.

>>29214614
You deserve death.
It's not that I desire to kill you, but you are objectively, literally undeserving of life.

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>>29214139
>image.jpg
>started watching at S4
>waifuing Dash
You need to get out and McFucking Kill Yourself, newfag

>>29214166
This
I dont understand what this fucking boards obession with purity is

>>29214139
a little sweaty, greasy, drunken con sex isn't a reason to unwaifu someone, OP

even though they probably fucked like twelve times, and that's before the hot sweaty angry sex they had whilst arguing about whether anything past the first trilogy is canon

it is, unlike dash's virginity

and don't even get me started on the locker room romps with the Wonderbolts after she'd realized virginity is overrated

>>29214677
As I said, "I know those are your values, I don't want to change them". I can't get much politer than that. I've helped, or at least tried to help, a couple of anons who felt bad because of this episode. But I don't want to help you. This wasn't the habitual "I think this happened and I feel bad about it", you said "I think this happened and therefore Dash is shit now". And that's plainly insulting.

It's hard to take it too seriously when you said shit like "she is no rarity" (was that a joke?), but if this is for real and you're really having a bad time, I can't say that I feel bad for you, because I don't.

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>>29214843
>therefore Dash is shit now"
Maybe he just realized that Dash was never good and all he valued in her was so called "purity". Which is actually vanquished long before S4, I believe.

>>29214843
>It's hard to take it too seriously when you said shit like "she is no rarity"
ahh, classic "rarity is not a slut" meme

>>29214139
This is why waifuing a canon character is pointless. Make yourself an OC and bang her, noone is going to sex her besides you.

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Hey guys, my name is Reality, what's going on?

>>29214139
>patton oswalt
>dash is still alive
you're just bullshitting op

>>29214597
Daring Do's a middle aged mare who writes adventure novels in-between archaeology missions. As an analog to Indiana Jones, she probably has a child running around and a couple exes.

>>29214880
But OC's are not canon. It's not as bad as EqG, but still a little revolting.

>>29214944
Checked.

Also then just pick a really obscure background character and ram that ponut

It's like an OC without the creativity

>>29214246
So flutterfags stil waifu Fluttershy who isnt the same as the one who met Discord?

>>29214139
I felt somewhat the same as you. OP. But after I watched the episode for a second time, I felt better about it.

If that image is the proof they fucked than I wonder what you think about Sonic Rainboom when Dash flew away with those 2 Wonderbolt members. Or how about that Zephyr Breeze faggot? People ship him and Dash together even though Dash clearly despises him. It's just what you want to see.

And if all you can see is "used goods" then perhaps it's indeed time to move to an other waifu who is "pure" in your eyes.

>>29214957
If they're concerned by Discord's friendship with her, sure. There's nothing wrong with separating waifu stuff from canon a bit.

>>29214139
Once you choose a waigu, she is yours for laifu.

Enjoy your Rainbow Dash forever, Anon.

>>29214139
I understand that feel OP, i've found out to have a huge crash on her since i saw that episode. It hurted me so much at a point that i've asked myself "why this pain? Maybe i love Dash and I'm feeling jealous?" Now i avoid that episode like pest.

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>>29214203
>Get a real gf

>>29214139
Same thing happen to me not just Quibble Penis, but also her "lesbian" se partner and other stallions. Rainbow Dash should be with me and I deserve her. Fuck all of you. Quibble Pants is a beta cuck. RD is my waifu

>>29214223
>not being autistic
>tumblr
Pick one.

>upset that your imaginary girlfriend got an imaginary boyfriend
If you've fallen this far then you need professional help. See a shrink.

>>29214139
Fuck off falseflagging cuck.

Dash is pure.

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>>29217384
She even lets ponies touch her hooves now. She's become a whore for physical attention.

>>29217384

>Dash
>"pure"

That's a good joke.

>>29214919
Nice meme

>>29214246
>those fucking mental gymnastics

Face it. Your waifu isn't pure anymore.

>>29217384
took you long enough, NRDT

>>29217662
DELET THIS

>>29217600
DASHKEKS BTFO

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>>29218556
>off by one
You couldn't be more wrong

>>29214139
She'd never have you anyway, she's all about physical activity and you're all about sitting alone in your room shitposting on the internet.

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You finally realized the truth. This the REAL shipping chart. Rainbow Dash is a slut, and Applejack is a pig-fucker.

OP here, none you anons were any help except for >>29214614. Later cucks.

>>29214139
>>29219112
Name ONE reason Rarity isn't pure.