Why is everyone here such a bitter cunt? Why can't you all

I want glimmer dead

>>29210451
Because I never had any friends to begin with.

Cuz friendship is magic, and S6 did not had magic.

>>29210561
Friendship is magic and magic doesn't exist.

>>29210451
Because of glimmer

Because they're plebs

>>29210451

Here? You mean the internet?

>>29210451

>>29211508
Exactly. The thread can be closed now.

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>>29210451

'Cause friendship doesn't really exist, silly!.

See, we're all a bunch of pitiful animalcules driven by hormonally-catalyzed instinctive reactions and sensory feedback loops to respond to the environment in ways that allow us to survive for a time and hopefully propagate our genes. Isn't that interesting?

Any feelings of tenderness, sentimentality, love or friendship you happen to feel are the result of electrochemical reactions in your brain and body designed by natural selective pressures and blind chance to allow you to interact more easily with others of your kind and work toward your mutual survival, in much the same way that a colony of ants does. Wowie!

You came into the world essentially alone, raised by biological automatons and you will live and die alone, but that's totally okay because [spoiler[(Spoiler: "you" don't really exist, either! You're just a biological automaton like the rest of us!)[/spoiler]

Wanna cupcake? I've got strawberry!

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>>29214027

Oopsie! I fucked up the spoiler tags!

What are these "friends" you speak of? Can I eat them or use them to help me find a mate? Or use them to slay my enemies?

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>>29214027
>nihilism
I fell for this meme in the past, so you won't get me again, relentlessly nihilist ponka. Absurdism is where it's at.

>>29214027
Ain't that the truth.
>>29214536
laffin
I'll prove you wrong this time though Ponk and actually kill myself, which goes against all evolution progress. Good riddance.

>>29210451
season 6 made me sad, people insult me when I try to talk about it.

>>29210451
Because of fags like you who constantly shit up the board.

>>29214027
>Nihilism
Are these the new atheists?
I lose track of every new-age philosophy being pushed.

>>29210451
Eat a dick you shitposting mobilefag cocksucker

>>29215184
There is literally nothing wrong with sucking cocks.

>>29214858
what do you want to talk about, about it?

>>29214858
That's because you're a faggot.

>>29210451
Why do you care?

>>29210451
Go back to derpibooru, autistic cuck.

>>29216253
>image
>gyehehe muh glimmy glam faice xDDD
He doesn't, Anon.

>>29210451

I enjoy abusing Glimmer

>>29210525

Me too
But I want to sexually torture her for hours before