>>hey nnony,this is your daughter"Skylight Glaze".Isn't

>>29208309
"...Sheeeeeeit."

>>29208309
It is funny because Rariturds would literally not care, like the cucks they are.

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>>29208309
Rarity we've been over this I have no eyes, I have no face, how do you keep forgetting that?

I would literally kill the child and the bitch if she brought me one that isn't mine, right there. And then probably myself at the end too.

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>>29208478
My father was about to kill me and my mother though.

>>29208407
So how can that baby be real if your eyes aren't real?

>>29208309
"I knew Zecora drugged me."

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>>29208322
First post best post.

>>29208644
delet this

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>>29208677
No.

I'm going to stick a frag up that ponies arse

>Anon runs a daycare service in Ponyville
>Ponk helps every so often, as she loves handling them and has experience after the Baby Cakes fiasco she told you about long ago

>Rarity was all too delighted to help "sponsor" your business
>...but occasionally does so by stealing random pony family's children when they're available before sending them your way
>You have had to dedicate a "Lost and Found" section in your care center because you cant really stop her from whatever foalnapping fetish she has

>At least the locals trust you, though there were concerns that you were the one behind the foalnapping at first.
>Beyond her weird habit, you also occasionally get the likes of Shining Armor leaving Flurry Heart in your care
>And that's the worst.
>She's far too "smart" to be just an infant. You could have sworn that you've seen her attempt to assert herself as an "alpha" of some kind even among her peers
>She's also very attached to you. You get the sneaking suspicion that Shining dumps her onto you when he visits his sister, if only because she becomes intolerable to her parents in order to make it here

>>29208370
Hell yes I would care,I don't want to raise a mutant.

>>29208370
At least Rarifags enjoy it while Fluttercucks cry about suicide in S7.

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>>29208309
Joke's on you, I'm not white or black.

>>29208370
Don't Talk to Me or My Wife's Daughter Ever Again