You're now the lucky anon of 1 smoking session with any

>>29206435
Maud Pie.
Purple Cruise
Classic Metal

>>29206435
>Smoking
I don't smoke.
Can we listen to some music and just do hand stuff instead?

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>>29206435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3b-IZ909kg

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>>29206435
I want to smoke weed with them.

>>29206435
>smoking pot
no thanks, I actually have a job

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>>29206435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rq8PjgNI3c

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https://youtu.be/V9wytXEEys0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv2DSmy3Tro

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>>29208371
>these hips
UNF.

>>29206435
Screw smoking who needs it, I'll just listen to Devin Townsend with Rarity

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>>29207302
So do I, funny guy. Hell, my boss even smokes pot. Primarily for the chronic pain, so he focuses more on CBD than THC content, but whatever.

>>29206435
All of these horses. Listening to a mix of Dead, Tool, and Marley.

>>29208186
Cute burro

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https://youtu.be/fJ9rUzIMcZQ

I'd blow her little mind, before being sent to the dungeon.

>>29206435
>pot
fuck off with this hippie crap
that shit smells horrible
bunch of young adult lazy fucktards who had everything handed to them because of the "no child left behind" shit
you little shits need to be kicked in the ass

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Have a whole play list
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLAJo5bevW8a_NOXM-64iVGU5RGjuZe26N

I would try and smoke with the whole main 6 but would start with rainbow

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>>29209433
>had everything handed to them
lol

Eat a dick, funbags.

>>29209433
Cannabis is really no worse than, and in plenty of ways better than, alcohol as far as casual intoxicants go.
And frankly, I'd much rather be around a hippy douche smoking weed than a hipster douche vaping God only knows what chemical concoction Made in China

>>29209532
>Eat a dick, funbags.
only if it's horsecock, I have my standards!

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>>29209433

Here's some green for you faggots

>Be anon
>Time: 2:37am
>Location: dunno desu
>Man you could go for some pizza right now
>You look around for your smoking buddy and she is nowhere to be found
>Well shit...
>You look around the room your in, shiny as fuck walls, a wierd ass mirror, a metric fuck ton of books and other shit that doesn't appeal to your pot addled mind
>Man this doesn't look like the green outside canterlot high, not one bit
>Must be the pot, oh well, better try and find your buddy
>As soon as you step forward you notice something is off, because you faceplanted the floor, and it hurt, a lot
"Fuck..!"
>After a few seconds of holding your sore face you realise something else, your hands are gone, and your face is different
>You stand up, and look at yourself, and shit
>Your a horse

>>29210065

>You knew you shouldn't of brought your pot from Pinkie, hyperactive shit
>After a minute of standing there planning how you would get your revenge on Pinks and inspecting your new form, (quite possibly your final form) a sound comes from the end of the room and you look up to see a blue haired orange horse in armor at the door staring at you wide eyed
>He kinda looks familiar to you, yeah you know this guy somehow
>He steps into the room and grits his teeth as he takes up what you assume to be a battle stance and his wings, wait he has wings?
>Nevermind that, you remember that look, why do you remember that look
>You remember there was a girl involved, yeah, it was your best buddy, she was dating this guy, and one day she decided to dump him, he got pissed at you because he thought she was fucking you now
>you got into a fight, won using the age old art of your foot in his balls and upon doing so banished him to the 9th demension, and to the less populer groups in school, now what was his name again?

>>29210065
>Here's some green for you faggots

Meanwhile all the Anons on a t-break have just ctrl+w'd

>>29210094
Please go on.

>>29210147
I'm on my phone m8, be gentle

>>29210249
You asked for it

>>29210094
>Before you could think of it you feel the wind rush out of your lungs as the guard horse tackled you to the ground, hit the floor twice in three minutes, good job anon
>Quickly adjusting to your new position underneath the guard you once again call upon the wisdom of the old gods and take aim with your right back hoof and let it fly
>FWAAP!
>"AAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
>Confirmed hit, I repeat, confirmed hit, we've sunk his nutsack
>Standing up, moving the now crumpled form of a horse in a unholy amount of pain off of you, you look down at him, and you slowly wrap your one of your front legs around his neck in a chokehold, and proced until he passes out
>After that you grab his limp form and pull it behind a pile of books, should hide him long enough to keep you out of trouble for now

>>29209433
Please die

>>29210335

>Before you can even sit down a voice rings out from the open door the guard came in
>"Stop her! She took my crown!"
>You look over to see a orange horse, this one a chick by the looks of it, she looks even more familiar than the last horse, she spots you and runs over to you
>"Anon, we've got to go!"
>Shit she knows your name dude!
>Actaully you don't care, hot looking horse chick knows your name, Anon is always a player, even in horse form
"Sure thing bby, lead the way"
>Smooth as fuck mah nigga
>She nods and stumble runs towards the funky looking mirror, before she dives into the glass
>Your eyes widen, bitch just jumped through a mirror, was she a wizard?
>You shake your head at the thought and rush towards the mirror, not before the same voice from earlier called out again, making you turn around
>"Stop!"
>A purple horse, stands at the door, staring you down, but tbqh your not even fazed, oh wait its a chick, you can't use your most powerful attack against a chick, it just ain't the same
>With a small amount of shame you lean back into the mirror and let yourself fall through

That's all for now, might post more in a bit r8, h8 but no b8 plz m8

I don't smoke fuck this thread

>>29211144
>I have chosen to not enjoy something, and won't even pretend
>Fuck people who haven't chosen likewise.
Harsh vibes, man.

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>>29210065
My second favourite type of green anon

my first is neon green

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>>29206435
Celestia. Abbey Road and other later Beatles albums.

I feel like she'd get really huggy, especially when 'Here Comes The Sun' starts playing.

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>>29206435
She ain't my fave, but If my imagination is right, i think Dash would be pretty cool to chill with stoned.

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>>29208955
>>29207302
I'm lucky enough to work in PR and make a pretty good living off of it, and I've smoked pot before I was legal, still do. Helps me de-stress and get through rough weeks.

Would rather smoke weed on a Sunday than drink.

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This shit good, keep going

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>>29206435
I would blaze kush with my Twaifu and listen to this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99myH1orbs4&t=1168s
Sexy times encouraged

>>29206435
Horses don't smoke. Horses are pure.

>>29212761
>tmw you wake up in vinyls rape dungeon

God I wish I could be around when those threads show up.

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What's your weirdest memory from when you were stoned?

I remember once thinking life was a simulation, and that I might be the only real fucking human in it

>>29209558
honestly, it only bothers me because of the smell, but tobacco does that too. Douchebags are gonna be douchebags whether its about pot or something else, so while I don't like the LMAO WEED BRO 420 BLAZE IT crowd, I understand its not what they're doing, its the fact that they're inherently shitstains

Not a single pony is fun and chill enough. Everyone is different shades of boring or straight up crazy.
Dayum.

>>29209558
I doubt alcohol is safer than weed.

t. not knower

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>>29209558
>>29215166

>>29215215
>marijuana, not THC
Why? They used the active drug component in all other cases, including ones where there is a ubiquitous substance containing it