Seven attractive, successful, outgoing, single women are in front

>>29201661
Smash

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>>29201661

>>29201661
>no hooves
Find the portal and get the fuck out back to the Equestria people actually care about.

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>>29201661
Walk up to Sunset, passionately kiss her and then start fucking her in front of everyone.

>>29201661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhvG0TEZG_A

>>29201661
Drop my spaghetti

>>29201661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIZHUyVzx7A

>>29201661
>rape

>>29201661
Turn 180 degrees and walk to CPA to search for my waifu.

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>>29201661
Kill yourself, mobilefag

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>>29201680
patrician taste

>>29201661
I guess I keep walking to wherever I was going. I got shit to do.

>>29201661
I#m unsure if Pinkie is excited to see me or per-emptively amused about the spaghetti dropping that's about to occur. So I play it safe and walk away, later regretting it.

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CRUSH

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>>29201661
Approach waifu, initiate non-sexual contact.

>>29201661
Ask where the ponies are

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Turn around and walk away because none of them are effay enough for me.

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>>29201661
Inhale them all and become the element of harmony

>>29201661
Walk up to them and say "Hey girls, anyone interested in a 30 year old single guy with his own apartment? I can legally buy booze and stay up as late as I want."

>>29201661
Sorry, I'm not into paedophilia.

>>29201670
>Sunset, being the "mother" of the group, makes you the "father" of the group
>she quickly convinces them to participate
>you can now fuck any of them
>the catch: Sunset always wants and has to watch

>>29202426
Smooth anon. Real smooth.

>>29202455

>high school girls

Pretty sure they're at least 16, the age of consent in most US states.

>>29201661

>Sunset Shimmer wants to get back with her ex
>Scilight is dating Timber

Correction: five single women are in front of me.

I want to comfort Rarity after she got cucked TWICE by Sunset and pony Twilight.

>>29202770
Having sex with someone under 18 is still pedophilia fucking pedo.

>>29201661
Nothing. I'm too old for them, and don't have game.

Ask what's up, then go home.
Nigga, please, I lost attraction to humans.