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"Look I remember when I was your age. I had trouble with girls too bro. But the most important thing you gotta remember is just to be yourself! And be confident! Girls love confident guys! Just look at me, I've got a beautiful wife and kid and I was awkward once too. We're all gonna make it bro don't worry."
What do?
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>rape
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>>29189629
What? But I already have a pony wife tulpa girlfriend.
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>>29189629
“I’m trying to fuck your sister.”
>“YOU WHAT!?”
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>>29189629
please teach me how to be alpha and confident shining armor
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>>29189629
>girls
come on now bro you know me better then this
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>>29189629
I'm legitimately convinced I'm not good for relationships
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>>29189629
''And that's how Shining Armor, captain of the Royal Guard ended with his own horn up his ass''
>''My Word, Anon! Sexual frustration shouldnt reach to such heights!''
''...So you gonna help me?''
>''Goodness No, I still have to put you to sleep, Anon''
''oh, o-okay''
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>You smile half-heartedly, and bump your fist with his hoof.
“Thanks, bro. I...I didn’t really have a dude as chill as you to help me out with this shit.”
>“Don’t mention it. I’m happy to be your bro, bro. It’s what bros are for...but I just gotta know one thing.”
“Hm? What?”
>“Like, just who exactly is it that you’re tryin’ to get jiggy with?”
“Oh. Yeah. Guess I should’ve toldja that. So, you see, it’s kinda complicated.”
>“She hot?”
“Oh, bangin’.”
>“Niiiice.”
“Did I mention it’s your sister I’m trying to fuck?”
>“Heh, no you actually....wait, what?”
“Kidding, kidding….Cadance is tots hotter.”
>“Anon, what are you--”
>“I’m sorry. I meant your daughter. It’s your daughter.”
>“...”
“I’m still kidding.”
>“Anon, please leave.”
“Will you be my Daddy?”
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>>29189629
Thanks Shining, that was really helpful of you.
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>>29189715
>celestia meant actual sleep
>by the time the night is over luna has put him through such horrors he would have preferred death
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>>29189641
nice
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But I'm gay
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>>29189629
Thanks but I'm alone because I have a crush on a little filly.
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>>29192222
quads confirm that anon actually is a faggot.
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