you get a call from Sunset Shimmer and she tells you that she

>>29186309

Keep her on the phone as long as I can as I rush to her to stop her.

Hang up

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>>29186309
>Use instant teleportation that I learned from the people on Yadrat
>Hug and pat head until bad thoughts go away

>>29186309
Destroy means of self-destruction

>>29186309
Kill myself

Remind her that there's an actual portal to Equestia and that it would be easier and more comfortable to just use that.

>>29186309
Let her

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>>29186309

>>29186309
Take the bait and go to her house for cuddles

>>29186309
Hang up and send an ambulance and cops to her house.

She wont threaten it again.

>>29186309
>hang up
"Girls are stupid, right caramel?"

>>29186309
Lower the nuse, it doesn't look like she can reach it from where she's standing.

>>29186309
>"Sunset for heaven's sake, I'm not sticking my dick into that horse on Applejack's farm, even if you threaten me like that, which is very tasteless by the way!"

>>29186309
you mean you HAVEN'T killed your human counterpart already?

>>29186476
>I'm not sticking my dick into that horse on Applejack's farm
What are you gay

>>29186327
Ask her if I can record it.

>>29186339
>instant teleportation

>>29186309
Don't make a mess!

Tell her that I'll be over in something like 20 minutes to jerk off on her face. Finish up whatever it is that I was doing when she called, go over and jerk off on her face regardless, dead or not.

>>29186309
Wrong number,

>>29186309
kill yourself faggot

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>>29186309
tell her to wear a condom, safety first after all.

>>29186530
pretty clever desu

Yell "DO IT, DO IT!!!!!!"

>>29186309
idk

>>29186309
"Do it."
>"What I thought you work there to help."
"Do what must be done."
>"The noose is around my neck and I'm about to kick the chair."
"Good, good.
>"kuuhuch...."
>And that's why the suicide hotline shouldn't have let Emperor Palpatine volunteer.

>>29186333
Thread should have ended here.

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>>29188109
yet we all keep hanging around for some reason

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>>29188121
That's actually good one, faggot.

>>29186309
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
DO IT! JUST DO IT!
YES YOU CAN!
JUST DO IT!

>>29186392
Dang. That was a pretty clever answer. Im in!

>>29188210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1tFPS24FAc

>>29186339
When did you start posting on 4chan Goku?

>>29186309
u gonna stream it?

>>29186309
Call the police and write to Celestia in that magic book telling her to get here then rush to her house.

>>29186309
Make love to her until the dust settled.

>>29189257
How can I be Goku?, I'm not even a real character you idiot.

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>>29186309
Good luck! Happy New Year!

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>>29189321
>I'm not even a real character
Nice try Goku.